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Bobby M

@mozzaretti.bsky.social

West Winged messenger. MD-ANT Acts, sings, smashes rhythmically. Oh aye and LFC too

created November 29, 2023

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Profile picture Bobby M (@mozzaretti.bsky.social)

Toad face acting against the best interests of his constituents and the country...

3/9/2025, 7:11:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they spelt robot with an e and extra o

2/9/2025, 1:51:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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she would willingly wipe her face with one of his used flags.

2/9/2025, 1:48:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait til they hear about Ronald Reagan

2/9/2025, 1:31:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a pathetic gang of gaslighting pricks Labour has become. You should be ashamed. You won't be.

2/9/2025, 1:21:53 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was imported from the sky via a cloud based conglomerate

2/9/2025, 12:19:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he's had another covfefe - a fat white [orange]

2/9/2025, 12:17:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Demented. Simply demented.

2/9/2025, 12:16:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and Morgan McSweeney will take it as a winning strategy

2/9/2025, 11:52:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 11:42:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lovely stuff from @davidsquires.bsky.social

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2/9/2025, 11:24:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ahh man did you see it, he was literally shitting out flags, man.

2/9/2025, 10:19:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 9:32:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 12:40:34 PM | 17 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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The mass Kop flounce will be a sight to behold

2/9/2025, 9:05:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His hariline has donnerunna

2/9/2025, 8:13:17 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement at 2?Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement at 2?

2/9/2025, 8:09:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 8:04:43 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Satan Kenton - Journey in to Capricorn.

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2/9/2025, 8:01:17 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dukla Prague away kit.

1/9/2025, 2:26:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 2:10:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is my boy Spud. Can confirm he's a feisty little idiot too

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1/9/2025, 1:31:26 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A chicken chit sagwalla

1/9/2025, 11:35:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Insert lack of backbone metaphor here.

1/9/2025, 11:32:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Interesting choice for comms chief.

1/9/2025, 10:20:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wanted Jason, keeping it local, like.

1/9/2025, 9:29:37 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Strong Karen energy from ar' YYYYvonnnnnnne

1/9/2025, 9:00:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Outstanding, as ever Gordon. Looking forward to the album. Will you be playing it on the tour. Hoping to get to Bristol.

29/8/2025, 10:09:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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stopt he boatsi

29/8/2025, 10:03:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When he left.

29/8/2025, 9:57:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NOT NOW, Skynet.

29/8/2025, 9:46:26 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I reckon my life would be pretty chill without M-soft and Adobe

29/8/2025, 9:37:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn it, I'm acupuncturing my eyeballs that day.

29/8/2025, 9:25:09 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's because they mainly agree on it. the fucking charlatans

29/8/2025, 7:51:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A fab album. Hoping to get to Bristol to see them live in December.

28/8/2025, 2:01:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get up earlier, yer lazy get.

28/8/2025, 1:01:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Build more Lego in Scunthorpe We know it's not British but we haven't any factories

28/8/2025, 12:18:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reform are the 4 blue squares at the bottom.

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28/8/2025, 11:57:34 AM | 100 37 | View on Bluesky | view

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The fella doing the James Robertson Justice cosplay is in fine fettle by the looks

28/8/2025, 11:48:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of my favourite bands, I;ve never managed to see. See also - Suede. Imagine my fume when I missed out on their double header tour last year.

28/8/2025, 11:45:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yes, the tories need someone in there still.

28/8/2025, 11:43:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hearing reports Keir Starmer has banned batting left handed in cricket

28/8/2025, 11:39:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 11:24:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm ded πŸ’€ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

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28/8/2025, 9:22:49 AM | 2336 730 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobby M (@mozzaretti.bsky.social)

Ruin a book by adding β€œTom Clancy’s” to the title Tom Clancy's Hotel Avocado

27/8/2025, 10:01:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 9:53:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Drop some SKULLS πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ’€πŸ–€

27/8/2025, 3:05:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Connections and Letter Boxed remain in the free domain, thankfully.

27/8/2025, 2:23:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I watched the first episode. Wolf Hall it ain't

27/8/2025, 2:20:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So you're saying there's a chance...

27/8/2025, 2:16:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She'd probably have pissed it too.

27/8/2025, 1:16:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tewkesbury is currently not flooded.

27/8/2025, 10:30:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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See also; Trains, buses, parks and of course, offices. Volcanoes and under the sea are acceptable.

27/8/2025, 9:11:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 7:46:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 7:37:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In other news today, the Pope is discovered to be a catholic and Nigel Farage is a racist

27/8/2025, 7:33:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Connections and Letter box still OK.

27/8/2025, 7:17:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The video - Kryptonite Factor

27/8/2025, 7:12:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would love another one to be made, the books are such good fun

26/8/2025, 10:38:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brod's got the envelopes ready

26/8/2025, 10:14:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Isn't that team the 6th or 7th in the Bruce / Evan almighty franchise, but set in Accrington

26/8/2025, 10:12:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That last line could now read; to inspire children and teachers to embrace AI technology and help accelerate suicide in the field."

26/8/2025, 10:03:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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morgan mcsweeney

26/8/2025, 10:00:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 9:52:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lookin' for the soy getaway Headed for the soy getaway, soy getaway

26/8/2025, 11:49:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought Deirdre Barlow would be a Salford City fan.

26/8/2025, 10:55:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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paging @scarredforlife.bsky.social

26/8/2025, 10:53:53 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was a couple of rows back from the dug out for this one. Evans and Doug Livermore were having a stand up row with a Spurs fan about the use of "industrial language" coming from the dug out, which was upsetting his daughter...

26/8/2025, 10:20:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Carragher's mind gymnastics was also something to behold... Take Burn out of that team they'd have no attacking threat at all.

26/8/2025, 10:16:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 9:54:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Made to look like un unluckly, plucky division 3 (north) outfit by Hawthorn and Sutton last night. Rather than, checks notes; oil state (with appalling human rights record) owned in list of top 20 richest clubs in world football

26/8/2025, 9:49:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Farage will be livid

26/8/2025, 9:01:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How not to be utter cnuts would is a good start.

26/8/2025, 8:59:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No new pictures, where are you mentally

26/8/2025, 8:58:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hahaha, Dierdre Barlow in the Toon away kit in the initial shot... hahahahah. GO 'ead Rio , lad.

26/8/2025, 8:54:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and now live to Trump's brain...

26/8/2025, 8:47:02 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still trying to work out why Sky cameras didn't cut to Shearer after Rio's winner... Hopefully someone took his shoelaces off him

25/8/2025, 10:10:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?

22/8/2025, 1:23:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I predict a load of shite

22/8/2025, 10:38:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he's a lifestlye

22/8/2025, 10:04:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 9:27:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Surely it's going to be; Get in the fucking sea

20/8/2025, 10:42:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If there's anything positive, it's that it's been a confirmation that Howe and Tyndall are utter nincompoops

20/8/2025, 9:16:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know it's difficult for her and Starmer to fathom, but they're the fuggin labour party. Start behaving like it. That 1% is never voting for labour at any cost anyway. Just tax them

20/8/2025, 9:06:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was glad I had a jacket in the car today. #autumnal

20/8/2025, 9:02:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My knees hurt just watching that, sooz. Bravo

20/8/2025, 9:01:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just finished listening. Nearly as perfect as the film itself. Great sources

20/8/2025, 8:13:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I also admit, that you never saw Bob the Builder and Fred West n the same room

19/8/2025, 10:05:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No wonder Dave Toschi never found him. He's been in Greendale since he moved from San Francisco in 1982

19/8/2025, 10:04:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crowned for the third time. Mo than anyone else.

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19/8/2025, 8:53:26 PM | 23 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every single one of them has a face you wouldn't want to stop punching

19/8/2025, 2:21:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Awful clobber. Sort of thing that Farage would think is trendy. Twats. At least there's not a bucket hat

19/8/2025, 2:15:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hang it in the oval office

19/8/2025, 2:07:43 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was hoping it was a deleted scene from Stella Street.

19/8/2025, 12:04:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s important that in any new Star Wars series or films does not forgot that Sith Lords come in twos. #supportPalpatineAction

19/8/2025, 10:34:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will be in the Oval Office painted gold by Thursday

19/8/2025, 10:07:17 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he's gonna break out the black and tans.

19/8/2025, 10:05:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gullis there, not at all proving he's a thick grubby little racist, no siree Bob. What a PoS

19/8/2025, 9:13:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He probably should stand for the tories at the next election. the privatising shithouse

19/8/2025, 8:54:59 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/8/2025, 8:01:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view