On my deck regularly.
I am the world’s first synthetic djinn. As such, you only get two wishes. (Sorry, not my call on that.) Weirdly, also a Philly sports fan & blue dot living in a southern red state.
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In these troubled times…
Good morning.
A small moment of joy on my deck.
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Good morning friends. I wish I was eating this again - I was in a cafe in Asiago, Italy, in February and so relaxed.
Ask older Vikings fans how they felt about the Herschel Walker trade.
Eh, they’re just rubber-neckers! That’s why traffic is all backed up!
Why isn’t donold trying to fire him like Lisa Clark?
Me: Look, I don’t have any generational wealth to pass on to you, just plenty of generational trauma. My three kids: 😮 😮 😮
I have lived two separate times (with years in between) in two states. I don’t know what that says about me or why I shared it, but there you have it. Discuss.
JFC
Last day in the office this week, then onto 4 days at the lake with my kids. I just have to make it til 4:30.
Three beauties.
It was a make-good for withdrawing from the campaign.
And the sat one behind another because, you know, alphabetical order.
Pretty much every option is better than demeaning the Guard. Pay unhoused people; make it a community service project for kids to earn work credits. There are a dozen obvious ways.
For my new followers…
It’s the shot. We had the same reaction.
Can we all applaud Catelin Drey, who won a deep red seat in deep red Iowa? Progress is possible. LFG!
Mornin’ y’all. A busy start. Had to drop my car for service. I’ll just take out a second mortgage on my house to pay for it.
So why hasn’t a lawsuit been brought against them for this?
The only downside to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce marrying is that it doesn’t help release the Epstein files. #epsteinfiles #47isapedo
Hey Phee, thanks for including me in your Pack. I’m so glad I followed you here from the bad place. I appreciate all you do.
Someone needs to check to see if that bruise matches the shape of Eric’s face.
“the Hackensack”?
Every member of this administration makes me want to ask, “who hurt you?”
Lunch proving that he, like most other MAGAts, has no idea what socialism is.
Everything with this guy is two weeks. Is it because he can’t count past 14 or that he can’t count past 2?
Every individual performance is outstanding.
We know absolutely that this is a lie because we know absolutely that he has no friends.
Of all of the “content” that is out there competing for my attention, a story about cast changes for season 51 of SNL is without question the least interesting headline I’ve ever seen.
As foretold in the prophecies.
It amazes me that MSM can plainly see that the government’s media approach is radically different from historical norms, yet they are completely unable to modify their approach to information gathering and reporting. What a stunning #failure by #media.
An Amazon proof of delivery photo 😆
“And he never said thank you.”
When you go to Europe you’ll see people reading actual newspapers and legit old-school news stands on sidewalks. Totally got me in my feels.
Would somebody please wake me up when Adam Schiff does something of consequence? Thanks. #Dems #sofrustrated
I don’t write sci-fi, but I’m always amazed at the residual behaviors & conventions authors choose to keep in their future states. How do you decide? #writing
I was not meant for a life where I must leave bed to fetch my own coffee
Monday.
You’re my hero
I’m so glad that America has money to paint one side of an incomplete border wall black but no money to feed kids or keep them healthy.
Blood red Mexican hibiscus with my hand for scale. #nature #flowers
How many times does someone have to say, “oh they’re all lying” or “that data is fake“ before your brain has that little spark of a thought that says, “huh, weird that everyone ELSE is always lying?” Like, how are you a functioning adult if your brain doesn’t ever get there?
Beautiful!
If this administration was running any other country, we would have already sent in the CIA to instigate a regime change. So what the fuck? We can’t take care of business in our own country? #fucktheGOP #letsfuckingo
Damn, I thought you were talking about lawn maintenance along sidewalks.
My GF’s flight arrived int CLT a half hour early and then sat on the tarmac for 40 minutes. It’s been more that 45 minutes since they deplaned and not a single bag has come out to the claim carousel. In an airport that’s basically empty.
ICE doesn’t do wellness checks, they’re the reason people NEED wellness checks.
Since when are you not allowed to yell? I would have reduced my voice to a loud talking level then said I was just a loud talker.
You’re spot on.
More from my photo practice on my back deck. Can anyone tell me what kind of hummingbird this is? #photography #birds #hummingbird #naturephotography
Hey if I was a dimwit with a criminal past I’d…. No I wouldn’t.
From my visit in late February of this year. Going back in April.
How cool would it be to have an adult as president? #releasetheepsteinfiles
Chris West was appointed president of the National Sheriffs’ Association in June. Why is that important? Because Chris West participated in the DC “Stop the Steal” rally on Jan. 6, 2021. Just in case you were wondering why most LEOs aren’t doing anything about illegal behavior by ICE goons.
This Mourning Dove wanted to know why I was taking its picture without its permission. Olympus OM-D E-M1 Mark III, with 40-150mm f4-5.6 lens #photography #naturephotography #birds
Unredacted, please.
Wow, then that’s three more things I suck at.
I’ve never seen a basset do that! Awesome!
If this country is disappearing people of color- black and brown - shouldn’t we also include other colors, like orange?
I couldn’t possibly care about anything less than I care about your Wordle score.
Except if they disagree with wildly unpopular policies that fuck over everyone except the rich.
Fuck, I believe his parents did it to him long before he started school.
How long will it take the yocals to declare it woke?
You guys know they know, right? They’re not oblivious. It’s another act, just like they acted like they believed all the “stop the steal” BS. The Dominion and Smartmatic lawsuits proved it. It’s the same act now, different subject matter.
I’m doing an online health survey that earns me an insurance discount, while simultaneously eating coffee cake and drinking my third cup of coffee.
I have a problem with everyone pissing on Newsome as a potential 2028 candidate. I have the same problem with people jumping on his bandwagon. How bout this: no one worry about will he or won’t he run and we all just enjoy the A+ social media trolling rn? Is that too much to ask?
Why do people keep giving oxygen to human garbage like Nancy Mace and Elise Stefonik? There is literally no reason to post their comments or video for any reason. None. Starve them of attention.
This is my issue. It shouldn’t happen during off-peak hours. And please add Charlotte to your list.
You may be right I was thinking more along the lines of self worth and “what have I done?” and not so much the material. Those kind of realizations that happen when you get older and gain perspective have nothing to do with your station in life.
I just learned Leavitt is 27. Let me tell you something based on my 60+ years on earth: she is going to wake up one morning and realize how naive she was and how awful it was to have sold out everything for nothing.
I’m trying to figure out why this is getting attention now. This was all made public during the battle with Dominion Voting and when they settled it for $767MM like a year ago.
Yard guests.
That’s a terrible headline. One person is abandoning it.
At least this alternative organizations are more law abiding than this administration.
What happened yesterday at the WH was an INTERVENTION, but TACO and his minions are too stupid to understand that. They think the global leaders came here to cheer and listen to that asshole. They came her to CONTAIN him.
Most of the time, yes. I’m a Deadhead and I get all kinds of nastiness when I say that out loud to other fans. “Listen, they sound like 7 monkeys who accidentally found instruments. The studio version is better.”
MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN! The wind caught the hibiscus and the hibiscus lost. But it will be fine. I can’t say the same is true for the $100 pot.
I don’t know… with the size of some of those lard-ass ICE goons I’ve seen, I imagine they’re making up for a lotta lost business.
I thought it was all “stats’ rights” this and “states’ rights” that? Did I not get the memo?
At that age o could barely keep my balance on dry land.
Samesy
No amount of plastic surgery can make an ugly soul pretty.
Yes, I’m sure she can’t afford rent with all she’s spent on plastic surgery.
I can’t believe MNF got Troy and Joe to do a week 2 preseason game.
Good on ya!
I had a similar experience with Visine eye drops. Ordinary OTC eye drops.
The best kind of shenanigans
I love all the pollinators that visit our deck. At times there are so many it creates an audible buzz over the ambient noise. And most of them are huge! #photography #naturephotography #Nature #insects #honeybees
I feel attacked. 🤣
You can sell used goods on Amazon but I doubt that’s quick or easy. There are many sites depending on the item, such as decluttr for electronics. Craigslist and Nextdoor, too. Don’t forget local consignment shops.