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Mr Doobie

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created November 11, 2024

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And just like that, the Phillies are up 6 games.

31/8/2025, 8:11:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tools like Beck fart out whatever comes bubbling from his fetid brain matter that he doesn’t remember what he said last week let alone 2010.

31/8/2025, 2:21:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He loves himself too much to even consider doing something like that.

30/8/2025, 1:12:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So what? Kids don’t read books anymore. If they’re curious they can just stream the series.

30/8/2025, 5:16:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would love to hear Jello’s take on Leatherface.

29/8/2025, 12:56:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I decree that the Phillies need to wear their powder blues for the rest of the season, home and away. Technically they were the away uniforms back in the 70s/80s.

29/8/2025, 12:22:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My money sez that his own mitochondrial challenges made one eye an inch lower than the other.

28/8/2025, 10:39:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Meh. Pussies. Go to D.C. and protest the Rethuglicans controlling Congress.

28/8/2025, 10:34:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And I can tell from HIS leather sack of a face, that one eye is almost an inch lower than the other.

28/8/2025, 12:53:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I always thought that they should have published and broadcast the photos of the carnage at Sandy Hook back when it happened. Then maybe, just maybe, we wouldn’t have what happened yet again today.

28/8/2025, 2:07:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just can’t get past that head of his.

27/8/2025, 12:07:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This Phillies game is like a repeat of last night’s. And both have proven that Thomson’s an asshole.

27/8/2025, 1:01:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The first thing he needs to exercise is his ability to find a good barber.

25/8/2025, 1:07:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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DIE DONNY DIE DIE DONNY DIE DIE DONNY DIE

24/8/2025, 9:17:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And especially in the desert it gets pretty cold at night so the wall will be at an optimal temperature for climbing.

24/8/2025, 7:14:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social)

APB to all of the hicks and good ole boys that use the 2nd amendment to justify their gun ownership: WE’RE WAITING.

23/8/2025, 1:49:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Paid GOP fellator Christopher Rufo is on Bill Maher using every opportunity to mispronounce Kamala Harris’ name. And because of that I don’t want to listen to anything he’s farting out.

23/8/2025, 2:39:03 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social)

My four cents about Cracker Barrel: WHO GIVES A FUCK? They can do whatever they want for their branding. MAGA seems to forget this is still a free country, while it lasts. Side note: I’d make the yellow area a more literal barrel shape for the MAGAs unable to comprehend words like “barrel”.

21/8/2025, 1:04:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Easy. Naziferatu.

20/8/2025, 10:00:47 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Naziferatu emerged from his crypt again, I see.

20/8/2025, 9:44:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Funny how those stupid white hippies pay this fuck-face’s salary.

20/8/2025, 9:23:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Grifter’s gonna grift.

19/8/2025, 10:30:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whadda fuckhead

19/8/2025, 3:21:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or hang…

18/8/2025, 9:38:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, but she’s still a one hit wonder. Her whole career is about one song. She didn’t even write it.

18/8/2025, 12:30:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only the best people

16/8/2025, 8:57:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aren’t they kind of irrelevant these days anyway? They were once a strong political voice for women. Now they’re just another PAC for sale to the highest bidder.

15/8/2025, 9:10:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who cares? We should be more concerned about all of these clowns incessantly golfing on our dime.

15/8/2025, 2:45:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vive la résistance!

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15/8/2025, 1:28:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social)

Vive la résistance!

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15/8/2025, 1:25:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Before automobiles became “affordable” the streets were dominated by pedestrians, bicyclists and horses. Crazy how it’s slowly reverting back to that, except for the equine sector, and I’m all for it.

15/8/2025, 12:59:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Isn’t that Gutfeld dude supposed to be “funny”? MAGA’s heroes are so inept.

15/8/2025, 12:50:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gene used to be friends with him and voted for him the first time around figuring a businessman would be a good president. He has since said that it was a mistake and a bad idea.

13/8/2025, 10:46:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I used to troll Prager on the “other site” and always called them on their shit. Of course, I got blocked. Truth is uncomfortable.

13/8/2025, 10:25:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That lady needs a drink

13/8/2025, 2:49:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck dat quack

13/8/2025, 1:33:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Benny Johnson is a tool and a Russian asset

12/8/2025, 11:30:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Finally. A good reason to spend your money on a “sub”standard sandwich.

12/8/2025, 12:33:49 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don Jr needs to be found bound and gagged with a 12” dildo shoved up his arse.

12/8/2025, 12:15:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good luck trying to get that FEMA money

11/8/2025, 4:48:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Self-loathing

10/8/2025, 12:56:01 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Awesome! Now go fuck yerself, you orange sack of shit.

10/8/2025, 3:19:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whadda asshole

9/8/2025, 11:21:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck dat evil Elmer Fudd

8/8/2025, 3:26:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As a lifelong PA resident I wholeheartedly have to say fuck off. A lot of us here didn’t vote for the Mango Mussolini. In fact, probably most of us, but I’m sure Elmo had something to do with that.

7/8/2025, 7:35:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s about freakin’ time. Light ‘em up!

7/8/2025, 7:28:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder if you go to the National Archives will you see globs of ParchmentOut on the original document? 🤔

6/8/2025, 4:50:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It almost saying that it didn’t know its life was in danger and it’s not smart enough to sense it.

6/8/2025, 12:50:17 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good riddance, funnyman.

6/8/2025, 12:43:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m all for a scorched Earth. Expose them all. Current president, former presidents, Republicans, Democrats. Everyone.

5/8/2025, 12:13:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How can he walk or stand up straight with the size of those balls?

5/8/2025, 12:10:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone is asking to be swatted.

4/8/2025, 10:03:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone should cap that fucker in his knees. Oh wait… never mind.

4/8/2025, 9:52:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ll drink to that. 🍸🍸🍸🍸

3/8/2025, 3:47:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nothing an excavator can’t remedy.

2/8/2025, 1:52:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a dick.

1/8/2025, 3:39:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MAGA!

1/8/2025, 3:09:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Methinks we need the Brits to come over and redecorate it like they did in 1814.

31/7/2025, 10:47:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If I looked like him when I was 44 I’d probably would have turned into a turd of a person too.

30/7/2025, 4:06:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Personally I’m all for a complete demo of the place, preferably with him inside.

30/7/2025, 12:21:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This message is falling on deaf ears - mainly because they don’t know what the word countenance means.

30/7/2025, 12:09:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’d be hateful if my hairline was like that at the age of 24 too. Probably can’t get laid either.

29/7/2025, 3:12:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sure. Name it after someone devoid of any semblance of culture.

29/7/2025, 12:56:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Our tax dollars hard at work.

27/7/2025, 1:43:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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By any means necessary, do not, I repeat, DO NOT go to Pat’s or Geno’s for a cheesesteak.

26/7/2025, 1:01:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I used to troll this tool by posting pictures of him wearing a cossack hat on the other app. Needless to say the wimp blocked me.

26/7/2025, 2:15:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oz is a quack.

25/7/2025, 12:48:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Guy Fawkes News (@guyfawkesnews.bsky.social) reposted

Pro wrestler Hulk Hogan. Dead at 71.

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24/7/2025, 6:50:20 PM | 388 64 | View on Bluesky | view

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Goodbye, steroid man.

24/7/2025, 8:30:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He was a TrumpTurd. What do you think?

24/7/2025, 7:06:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In other news: what’s for lunch?

24/7/2025, 4:47:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ozzy dies yet that orange sack of shit still fucking lives. There is no God… or Satan for that matter.

22/7/2025, 7:29:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No shit.

22/7/2025, 12:19:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Adios, comrade!

19/7/2025, 1:25:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Adios, comrade!

19/7/2025, 1:06:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yet ANOTHER deflection attempt.

15/7/2025, 3:19:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck him

14/7/2025, 12:23:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey Trump! Let me tell you this in Liberia’s native tongue: FUCK YOU, ASSWIPE.

12/7/2025, 8:19:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Funny how Bongo was all filled with piss and vinegar until he got a real job with real consequences. Now he needs to “mental health day”.

12/7/2025, 3:03:34 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent

You just said the loud part out loud.

12/7/2025, 2:03:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I find it humorous that the MAGA trolls are starting to infiltrate BlueSky posing as anti-Trumpers and think that the rest of us are too stupid to notice the difference. Who do they think we are - them?

12/7/2025, 1:43:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MAGA doesn’t have the ability to use the correct font weight when attempting to alter memes either.

12/7/2025, 1:28:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Especially when the utter stupidity factor is weighed in.

12/7/2025, 1:23:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My significant other was just now pondering that with how worthless and inept our government agencies have become, why should we even bother paying our federal taxes? 🤔

12/7/2025, 2:32:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Somebody please introduce Elmer Fudd to Bugs Bunny and his shotgun.

11/7/2025, 10:09:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why is he lining up his shot? He’s gonna cheat and say it went in when it probably won’t.

11/7/2025, 10:02:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The stroke damaged the left wing part of his brain.

11/7/2025, 9:58:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ please take this fuckhead already and then flush him straight to hell?

11/7/2025, 9:56:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s par for the course. His assholian grandpappy changed it when he came over to infect the US.

11/7/2025, 12:47:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No… it’s Dupaman. (Look up Polish slang for the word ‘ass’)

11/7/2025, 11:54:52 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, they are.

11/7/2025, 11:51:55 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A turd shat out from that smart black lady would be better than him.

10/7/2025, 4:02:12 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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But no one close to him actually cares about him.

10/7/2025, 3:56:09 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fucking clueless useless idiot.

10/7/2025, 3:54:17 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Must be nice collecting a hefty paycheck for not doing yer job.

10/7/2025, 1:02:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Resign? Arrested for crimes against humanity is more like it.

10/7/2025, 11:20:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Morbidly weird that McLaughlin used the words “bloated” and “dead weight” when unfortunately over 120 people so far have become just that.

10/7/2025, 10:56:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Y’know, the least Trump could do is fly to Texas and toss some rolls of paper towels around.

10/7/2025, 12:34:09 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude. That ship has sailed and gone off the edge of the planet a long time ago.

9/7/2025, 12:28:36 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is it in the Constitution that we DFA a president instead of usual impeachment, coup or whatever?

9/7/2025, 12:24:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view