Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
And just like that, the Phillies are up 6 games.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
And just like that, the Phillies are up 6 games.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Tools like Beck fart out whatever comes bubbling from his fetid brain matter that he doesn’t remember what he said last week let alone 2010.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
He loves himself too much to even consider doing something like that.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
So what? Kids don’t read books anymore. If they’re curious they can just stream the series.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
I would love to hear Jello’s take on Leatherface.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social)
I decree that the Phillies need to wear their powder blues for the rest of the season, home and away. Technically they were the away uniforms back in the 70s/80s.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
My money sez that his own mitochondrial challenges made one eye an inch lower than the other.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Meh. Pussies. Go to D.C. and protest the Rethuglicans controlling Congress.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
And I can tell from HIS leather sack of a face, that one eye is almost an inch lower than the other.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social)
I always thought that they should have published and broadcast the photos of the carnage at Sandy Hook back when it happened. Then maybe, just maybe, we wouldn’t have what happened yet again today.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
I just can’t get past that head of his.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social)
This Phillies game is like a repeat of last night’s. And both have proven that Thomson’s an asshole.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
The first thing he needs to exercise is his ability to find a good barber.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
DIE DONNY DIE DIE DONNY DIE DIE DONNY DIE
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
And especially in the desert it gets pretty cold at night so the wall will be at an optimal temperature for climbing.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social)
APB to all of the hicks and good ole boys that use the 2nd amendment to justify their gun ownership: WE’RE WAITING.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social)
Paid GOP fellator Christopher Rufo is on Bill Maher using every opportunity to mispronounce Kamala Harris’ name. And because of that I don’t want to listen to anything he’s farting out.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social)
My four cents about Cracker Barrel: WHO GIVES A FUCK? They can do whatever they want for their branding. MAGA seems to forget this is still a free country, while it lasts. Side note: I’d make the yellow area a more literal barrel shape for the MAGAs unable to comprehend words like “barrel”.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Easy. Naziferatu.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Naziferatu emerged from his crypt again, I see.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Funny how those stupid white hippies pay this fuck-face’s salary.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Grifter’s gonna grift.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Whadda fuckhead
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Or hang…
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, but she’s still a one hit wonder. Her whole career is about one song. She didn’t even write it.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Only the best people
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Aren’t they kind of irrelevant these days anyway? They were once a strong political voice for women. Now they’re just another PAC for sale to the highest bidder.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Who cares? We should be more concerned about all of these clowns incessantly golfing on our dime.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Before automobiles became “affordable” the streets were dominated by pedestrians, bicyclists and horses. Crazy how it’s slowly reverting back to that, except for the equine sector, and I’m all for it.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn’t that Gutfeld dude supposed to be “funny”? MAGA’s heroes are so inept.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Gene used to be friends with him and voted for him the first time around figuring a businessman would be a good president. He has since said that it was a mistake and a bad idea.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
I used to troll Prager on the “other site” and always called them on their shit. Of course, I got blocked. Truth is uncomfortable.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
That lady needs a drink
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck dat quack
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Benny Johnson is a tool and a Russian asset
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Finally. A good reason to spend your money on a “sub”standard sandwich.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Don Jr needs to be found bound and gagged with a 12” dildo shoved up his arse.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Good luck trying to get that FEMA money
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Self-loathing
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Awesome! Now go fuck yerself, you orange sack of shit.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Whadda asshole
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck dat evil Elmer Fudd
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
As a lifelong PA resident I wholeheartedly have to say fuck off. A lot of us here didn’t vote for the Mango Mussolini. In fact, probably most of us, but I’m sure Elmo had something to do with that.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s about freakin’ time. Light ‘em up!
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder if you go to the National Archives will you see globs of ParchmentOut on the original document? 🤔
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
It almost saying that it didn’t know its life was in danger and it’s not smart enough to sense it.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Good riddance, funnyman.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m all for a scorched Earth. Expose them all. Current president, former presidents, Republicans, Democrats. Everyone.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
How can he walk or stand up straight with the size of those balls?
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone is asking to be swatted.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone should cap that fucker in his knees. Oh wait… never mind.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ll drink to that. 🍸🍸🍸🍸
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Nothing an excavator can’t remedy.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
What a dick.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
MAGA!
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Methinks we need the Brits to come over and redecorate it like they did in 1814.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
If I looked like him when I was 44 I’d probably would have turned into a turd of a person too.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Personally I’m all for a complete demo of the place, preferably with him inside.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
This message is falling on deaf ears - mainly because they don’t know what the word countenance means.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d be hateful if my hairline was like that at the age of 24 too. Probably can’t get laid either.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure. Name it after someone devoid of any semblance of culture.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Our tax dollars hard at work.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
By any means necessary, do not, I repeat, DO NOT go to Pat’s or Geno’s for a cheesesteak.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
I used to troll this tool by posting pictures of him wearing a cossack hat on the other app. Needless to say the wimp blocked me.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Oz is a quack.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Goodbye, steroid man.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
He was a TrumpTurd. What do you think?
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
In other news: what’s for lunch?
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social)
Ozzy dies yet that orange sack of shit still fucking lives. There is no God… or Satan for that matter.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
No shit.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Adios, comrade!
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Adios, comrade!
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Yet ANOTHER deflection attempt.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck him
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social)
Hey Trump! Let me tell you this in Liberia’s native tongue: FUCK YOU, ASSWIPE.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Funny how Bongo was all filled with piss and vinegar until he got a real job with real consequences. Now he needs to “mental health day”.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
You just said the loud part out loud.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social)
I find it humorous that the MAGA trolls are starting to infiltrate BlueSky posing as anti-Trumpers and think that the rest of us are too stupid to notice the difference. Who do they think we are - them?
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
MAGA doesn’t have the ability to use the correct font weight when attempting to alter memes either.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Especially when the utter stupidity factor is weighed in.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social)
My significant other was just now pondering that with how worthless and inept our government agencies have become, why should we even bother paying our federal taxes? 🤔
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Somebody please introduce Elmer Fudd to Bugs Bunny and his shotgun.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Why is he lining up his shot? He’s gonna cheat and say it went in when it probably won’t.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
The stroke damaged the left wing part of his brain.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Would our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ please take this fuckhead already and then flush him straight to hell?
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s par for the course. His assholian grandpappy changed it when he came over to infect the US.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
No… it’s Dupaman. (Look up Polish slang for the word ‘ass’)
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, they are.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
A turd shat out from that smart black lady would be better than him.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
But no one close to him actually cares about him.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Fucking clueless useless idiot.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Must be nice collecting a hefty paycheck for not doing yer job.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Resign? Arrested for crimes against humanity is more like it.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Morbidly weird that McLaughlin used the words “bloated” and “dead weight” when unfortunately over 120 people so far have become just that.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social)
Y’know, the least Trump could do is fly to Texas and toss some rolls of paper towels around.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude. That ship has sailed and gone off the edge of the planet a long time ago.
Mr Doobie (@mrdoobie.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it in the Constitution that we DFA a president instead of usual impeachment, coup or whatever?