Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder if he would be happy or sad to know that 400 years later it's not a solved problem.
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view profile on Bluesky Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder if he would be happy or sad to know that 400 years later it's not a solved problem.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly right! I've seen video montages where people have tried to collect examples, and only half of them were incorrect.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
I've seen people call out "is is" all the time, which is sometimes wrong, but often not.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social)
I think both sides can agree that if Trump is ill, he should do whatever RFK Jr recommends.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
You should do what I do. Run up and tackle them, strip their shoes and socks off, then pick up their dog and run away across the hot pavement.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social)
Whoever's in charge of dogs, please address these design flaws: 1. "Stressed" face looks identical to "happy" face. 2. Lifespan ridiculously short. 3. Despite #2, can still get cancer. Please fix, kthx.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
This is how we must end the war with MAGA, through negotiation. /s
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social)
It's time to decide once and for all whether they should be called Merge Requests or Pull Requests.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social)
The Tayvis wedding could be the gossip sheets' juiciest story in years. But, Tayvis have asked for privacy. Quite a dilemma for the paparazzi!
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
This feed has made me willinger to expand my vocabulary :)
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social)
Nice Melbourne cafe. Wonder if they're a chain? #mathematics #mathjokes
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
I want to see the photo with the water being thrown!
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
I did wonder if including the tag would be counterproductive. But as I was already getting pretty much every bb27 post I didn't think it would be any worse. Will try muting the tag at least, thanks. Mostly I'm curious as to why this is happening. There are loads of other shows self-promoting.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social)
How many times do I have to select "Show less like this" on posts tagged #bb27 (fucking Big Brother) before I start getting fewer posts about it? I have never given the slightest inkling of giving a shit about this show, and I get no posts about any other show, AT ALL.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
He's not a serial killer. He's a parallel killer.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social)
Just played on BBC6. It's been a while since I instantly liked a song. youtu.be/kTzlN5I2vek?...
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, and now "she" has followed me! Why can't real customer support people be as attentive?
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll be sure to send that straight away, fake support lady!
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social)
Trying to avoid buying through Amazon, I bought something via a promoted ad on eBay... Turns out I bought it through a reseller who is ordering it for me and shipping it via Amazon. Don't be me :(
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social)
DJs, when they are mentioned in song lyrics, receive a lot of disrespect. Sometimes even death threats. This is why I'm writing a song called Perhaps The DJ Would Be More Comfortable In An Administrative Role.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
Skibidi is just the plural of skibidi.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
I've been saying that it's dying on stage, and everyone seems afraid to even boo.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social)
We started watching Colin From Accounts in part to remind us of Australia, but also just for some light fun. Though it's farcical at times and on occasion gets a little TOO awkward, the two leads are just great actors with great timing and chemistry and it seems to be getting better as it goes on.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social)
The "Art Of The Deal" guy is such a fucking brilliant dealmaker.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social)
So glad we elected a president willing to stand up to Russia. Sorry, *for* Russia.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
My wife wants to quit her job and start a record shop slash wine bar, that's dog friendly, but only open when she feels like it.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social)
Little known fact: when Jesus was told that the crowd following him was hungry, he didn't feed them all using a few loaves and fishes. Rather, he told the hungry ones to go home, thus solving the hunger problem.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
And while we're at it, can anyone name a horrible-woman-with-a-heart-of-gold redemption story?
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
Agreed, great performances, and I probably would've listed it among my favourite movies a few years back.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social)
Finland as a society does so much shit awesomely that they're going to seriously piss off some other countries before too long.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social)
Tried to watch a bit of As Good As It Gets. I guess I'm just over horrible-guy-with-a-heart-of gold redemption stories. And this movie is way too forgiving of his shitty behaviour.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
Come on... The signal-to-noise ratio is remarkably similar.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
Inquiring minds want to know: What's his Erdös number?
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm guessing they're going to tell us to take colloidal silver.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social)
Could it be any clearer that Trump doesn't care who's right or wrong in Russia vs Ukraine, and just wants them to make a deal, any deal, so he can claim credit?
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social)
Gooooaaal! Times two! Usually in my soccer dreams (which can go on for what seems like ten minutes) I wake up from excitement whenever I receive the ball with a scoring chance. Last night I scored twice without waking up. How I miss my playing days.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
Love it! Congrats, Yusuke. I've won a few times myself (many years ago) and have thought about making a videos about some of my entries. I really enjoyed your video!
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
I too have that tendency, when people ask me a question, to answer with what I think they want. I didn't know it was a bad thing.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
I was thinking more like, scream into it.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, if he said that, then like everyone else who did anything wrong on January 6th, he must've been an Antifa agent, right? So now the Justice Department has hired an Antifa agent?
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
Part of the genius of the Rutles was that they made the songs better than they needed to be, if all they were going for was a cheap laugh. (Obviously some were sillier than others though!)
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
A rising tide lifts one boat.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social)
Fox News: So what's going on with you, Dean? Dean Cain: Well, I'll be playing a police officer next month. Fox News: Ah, so glad to hear you've landed another movie role! Dean Cain: Movie role?
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social)
You hate to see it. www.irishstar.com/news/million...
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder if he would have stopped his philandering if he knew people would be denigrating him 400 years later on a worldwide forum. I kind of get the feeling he would just stop writing it down.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social)
Yoga is good for getting you into shape for yoga.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
Love them.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social)
Ewwwwww...
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
MAGA Lisa would certainly be blonde.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a waste of money of course, but I kind of want to see it. Hillary's defense would be that there WAS actual collusion with Russia, and I hope she has a thousand exhibits.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
To age myself just a teense... Hunt The Wumpus on a Kim-1 with 1K of RAM.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
This stands in contradiction to everything I've seen or heard. What you are calling the bridge would be called the pre-hook in circles I frequent, whereas bridge and middle eight are used synonymously. But I'm curious to know if there are other circles that would define it differently.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm just bothered by how even the *criticism* of the media acts like they act independently, and are just incompetent. When in fact they have been infiltrated and browbeaten and extorted and are being played like a fiddle.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
I read the hyphen as an asterisk, and agree it's a sh*ttier song.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
I imagine the ake in his head was a welcome relief from the ake in his cods.
NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted
Donald Trump has fired the commissioner of the Bureau of Labor Statistics in a rambling Truth Social post where he put his own name in quotation marks, raising new questions about Biden's mental fortitude.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
Meanwhile, the "northern lights" in my UK town are a pinkish glow that they say you can see better if you do a long camera exposure. Screw that, this is what I want to see!
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social)
I hear there will be lots of new jobs at the Ministry Of Information though.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
I think I could score against both, which means I'm not sexist... Just an idiot.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
Cods? Anyone?
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
Man, powerful men used to be such sex pests, glad we've outgrown that 🙄
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social)
The best radio shows the world over are those that play good songs *regardless* of genre.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social)
These ancient tats are surprisingly awesome. share.google/DXK31TW1jL1d...
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social)
One awesome thing about playing guitar is that you can take a song that's dead to you from hearing too many times, learn to play it, and suddenly it's completely resurrected! I would've told you before this week that I never need to hear Bowie's "Changes" again, ever, but now I love it again.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
I just refuse to believe that video doesn't exist of the assault itself. A major train station that's often talked about as a terrorism target, in a city known for its heavy surveillance?
Dr. Wendy Bohon (@drwendyrocks.bsky.social) reposted
Watch the seismic waves from the magnitude 8.8 earthquake off the coast of Russia sweep beneath seismic stations in North America. By the time the waves reached North America, they are far too small to be felt by people, but can still be detected by seismic instruments. 🧪
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
Not only that, he used the autopen to write the Epstein files on Hunter Biden's laptop, while eating cats and dogs.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social)
It's hurricane season. God, if you want me to believe in you, how about a direct Hurricane Andrew-style hit on Mar-A-Lago?
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
I recently asked ChatGPT "How can I get you to stop praising the questions I ask you?"
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't even know that song by them, but I enjoyed this one a lot!
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social)
You on point Phife? All the time, Tip. You on point Phife? All the time, Tip. You on point Phife? WHAT DID I JUST SAY.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
You're right. Why change what isn't working?
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
Good list. You'd probably like Tim Minchin as well.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social)
Amazing.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm thinking you're safe from us reaching TREE(3) likes before the heat death of the universe.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
You forgot, releasing the MLK files. I'm sure he was hoping for a lot of hype on that one, but it never happened.
Actual PhD Grace Peng (@gspeng.bsky.social) reposted
😱 Repeat after me, this is a car violence story
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social)
Watching bits of an old Star Trek movie for the first time in decades really took me back to a time when I was capable of suspending disbelief.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social)
Lost in all the hype is... Coldplay really has a kiss-cam at their shows? Do they also have mascot races? Launch t-shirts into the crowd?
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social)
BBC6 is doing a thing today about best song intros, but have somehow missed pointing out that all song intros are judged on a scale of 0 to this: youtu.be/o8uVSzVY8kQ?...
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
My favourite was when his wife Sharon said it would be fun if they set up a bubble machine to go off at the end of Ozzy's concerts, and him responding, "Sharon, I'm the Prince of Darkness, I can't have a bubble machine!"
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” (@pixelatedboat.bsky.social) reposted
I’m sad that Ozzy is gone, but it makes me happy to imagine the music he’s making in Heaven right now with Tiny Tim, Luciano Pavarotti, and John Philip Sousa
Beatles Books Podcast (@beatlesbookspod.bsky.social) reposted
Ozzy Osbourne meets Paul McCartney for the first time, 2001.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
Our fennel gets swarmed with hoverflies here in the UK. I think it must have some unique chemicals.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
I think a day's quality can be measured, numerically, by the number of stiles you go over.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
Mine was Jerome K. Jerome.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
Judge Reinhold in Fast Times too.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
Walking down a street in London. Looked up into a Starbucks window and sitting there, unmistakably, was Henry Rollins. In a Starbucks.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
Interestingly, this is *while* Apollo 11 was on its way to the moon for the first moon landing.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
My least favourite are "train replacement bus".
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia — theonion.com/trump-urges-...
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn't know drugs were illegal. You learn something new every day.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
You misspelled "AOC". :)
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
Does he have a new company now? Because I'm looking for a stock to short.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, what the WTF.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
The people who think windmills "ruin a landscape" never seem to have similar thoughts about coal mines or oil derricks. They must just have a different aesthetic sense. Couldn't be that windmills are competition for that industry, could it? Nah.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social)
As a stranger to these shores, I love that Paul Weller is still so beloved, but honestly a little befuddled that Pet Shop Boys are too.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
His Kryptonite is scientific evidence.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social)
JFC. It must be about to come out, if he's claiming Obama and Hillary wrote it. Just admit you're on the list, fucker. It's not like your followers will care.
Mark Schnitzius (@mustermark.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, but they can just tell everyone it bombed anyway.