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5 year-$50M. Something like a $30M buyout this year.
Fuck married to @chloedenmark.bsky.social A mix of Arya Stark and Dick Nixon. Hot, but inherently untrustworthy.
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5 year-$50M. Something like a $30M buyout this year.
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
What hath @actioncookbook.com wrought?
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
Getting there Fuckin amateur hour comms team. Fitting.
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
Naptime thus far.
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
I am reviewing my social media policies.
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
Those responsible have been sacked
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes.
Brian Grubb (@briancgrubb.bsky.social) reposted
if you mute the right collection of people and terms you can sometimes find yourself in a little sweet spot where you get the vague sense that people are angry but you have no clue why and not enough context to seek it out this is known as The Poster’s Nirvana
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social)
I’ve canoed myself elsewhere and don’t really want to encourage it, but as always my response to the issue being discussed is “skill issue”
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
GODDAMMIT BARVES
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
SHIT
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
FUCK
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m also the guy who hasn’t really seen a decline in google search quality, so I’m saying “skill issue” to the complainers.
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m baffled by almost all of this. Google pushes Gemini but it’s easy enough to ignore. MS has Copilot buttons in their apps, but I don’t recall it every being pushy Apple has AppIntel, but that’s easy to turn off The only product I’ve used where the AI is unavoidable in your face is Adobe.
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
Please alert me when one of these funny jokes occur
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
All of our hinges. ALL OF THEM are painted. Have been in one significantly nicer only slightly older house and it was the same. Effing lazy ass builders.
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
YO
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
The Budd Dwyer Special Which was apparently a Manila envelope, not a paper bag. My request holds.
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone alert me if he comes out with a paper bag
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Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reposted
Ignore people…
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
Nor I, to be clear. It just felt right* *not at all right in any normative sense
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
If the B1G could go 1-whatever (I can’t be expected to know how many teams are in conference anymore) every week I’d be perfectly happy as long as the 1 was Nebraska.
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m sure all 125 hp or whatever that thing puts out will do it.
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
Because it was the right call?
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
“Reduce the latitude of your home field”
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
*GIGGY
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
GIDDY UP
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
GET THEM GET THEIR ASS With a pressure washer from a safe distance.
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
With enough of a prescribed topic to maybe hopefully keep him from rambling
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
Sooooo… thinly veiled excuse to march him out in front of cameras as proof of life?
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
Should this cursed knowledge really be encouraged with an attaboy?
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
Going to need a sankey diagram to track answers here.
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
Haven’t they already tried this once or twice
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, if you’re lucky anyway
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
He has no power there
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re just giving her something to atone for!
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
youtu.be/gXDSxgDUv-c?...
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
GET WITH IT JEFFREY
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
EO banning DST, making 2 into 1.
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, but this is Katy, not Cy-Fair Still insanely, absurdly huge.
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
Nine schools share those, so I assume they’re both going to be in use basically every Friday. Traffic is going to be a gd nightmare anywhere within two miles of there.
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
Why have one giant high school stadium when you can have two next to each other?
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
If so plz send it my way
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
Cum again?
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
Top Men researching the possibilities.
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
Gd it muggsy
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
It is now.
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
Why come barista get sliding scale pricing?
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social)
That Oct 4 matchup might be illegal to broadcast on the public airwaves.
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
But maybe you can use this to sell some boats.
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
YOU FOOL YOU ABSOLUTE RUBE
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
All that’s left, three symmetrically arranged ball bearings in a cup.
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
Never left
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
What the shit
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m somewhat frequently reminded that I’m worth more dead than alive.
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
How’s Nugget’s knife work coming along?
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
A regular cronchapalooza outchea
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok but then they end up in the Naval Reserve or something
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait You sell boats?
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
I concur.
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
bsky.app/profile/niko... Good ol’ DoorDash.
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
The cronch was cronchy
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
Will order again detroitpizzeriakaty.com
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
bsky.app/profile/hulc... Merely following orders
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bsky.app/profile/niko...
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shardcore (@shardcore.org) reposted
santa crowd surfs his way to the front of a NIN concert, trent loses it. #makegothssmileagain
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
Personal animus
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s how she gets you.
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
She’s had Poaster’s Madness for at least a couple years now!
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
Tilda. You’re full of shit.
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
Not terribly out of the way for me. I’ll give it a solid maybe.
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
GET H… Wait
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
Katy! well… cyfair-ish? Probably? Unincorporated Harris County!
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social)
How aggressively pathetic is a FJB/Lets Go Brandon shirt at this juncture?
The Mall Krampus (@themallkrampus.bsky.social) reposted
I’m prepared to go public with my core political belief that anybody who can explain at least two of “Gaylors” “the name of Joe Rogan’s producer” and “Cum Town” should be barred from holding office or any senior managerial position in military or civil service
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
You’ll need to be more specific
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
GET HIM GET HIS ASS
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
Tilly, it’s Labor Daybor
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
Where it all went wrong for Nick Carraway
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it at least causing the estranged brother some degree of heartburn/expense?
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social)
A++ dadding here.
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social)
Also, love the dads out here teaching their boys football. They’re currently leading them in calisthenics. Real Dudes Rock hours in suburban Harris Counry rn
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social)
Respect to the dad who keeps trying to get his kid to be under the giant water bucket when it tips and failing. Mostly because the dad keeps getting there in time and taking the brunt.
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
In fairness, you knew stuffing an entire rack of ribs down there would have consequences
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s the sun hiding from me tbh
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
Speak American barves
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
Better yet, much better parental shade structures on this side of the park.
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
FANTASTIC NEWS Splash pad inexplicably came on an hour late.
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
YOU FOOL YOU ABSOLUTE RUBE
Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent
USCCB Old Guard in shambles