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Nikolai Denmark

@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social

Fuck married to @chloedenmark.bsky.social A mix of Arya Stark and Dick Nixon. Hot, but inherently untrustworthy.

created June 14, 2023

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Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

5 year-$50M. Something like a $30M buyout this year.

2/9/2025, 7:38:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

What hath @actioncookbook.com wrought?

2/9/2025, 7:27:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

Getting there Fuckin amateur hour comms team. Fitting.

2/9/2025, 6:50:09 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

Naptime thus far.

2/9/2025, 6:42:09 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

I am reviewing my social media policies.

2/9/2025, 6:31:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

Those responsible have been sacked

2/9/2025, 6:30:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes.

2/9/2025, 6:30:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Grubb (@briancgrubb.bsky.social) reposted

if you mute the right collection of people and terms you can sometimes find yourself in a little sweet spot where you get the vague sense that people are angry but you have no clue why and not enough context to seek it out this is known as The Poster’s Nirvana

13/11/2024, 8:56:02 PM | 290 41 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social)

I’ve canoed myself elsewhere and don’t really want to encourage it, but as always my response to the issue being discussed is “skill issue”

2/9/2025, 6:17:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

GODDAMMIT BARVES

2/9/2025, 6:04:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

SHIT

2/9/2025, 6:01:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

FUCK

2/9/2025, 5:59:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m also the guy who hasn’t really seen a decline in google search quality, so I’m saying “skill issue” to the complainers.

2/9/2025, 5:32:21 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m baffled by almost all of this. Google pushes Gemini but it’s easy enough to ignore. MS has Copilot buttons in their apps, but I don’t recall it every being pushy Apple has AppIntel, but that’s easy to turn off The only product I’ve used where the AI is unavoidable in your face is Adobe.

2/9/2025, 5:30:49 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

Please alert me when one of these funny jokes occur

2/9/2025, 5:24:18 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

All of our hinges. ALL OF THEM are painted. Have been in one significantly nicer only slightly older house and it was the same. Effing lazy ass builders.

2/9/2025, 5:14:48 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

YO

2/9/2025, 5:05:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

The Budd Dwyer Special Which was apparently a Manila envelope, not a paper bag. My request holds.

2/9/2025, 5:00:56 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone alert me if he comes out with a paper bag

2/9/2025, 4:56:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re you’re you’re too online! You’ve lost context!
2/9/2025, 4:52:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

Cher: I need to shoot my phone
2/9/2025, 4:51:53 PM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reposted

Ignore people…

2/9/2025, 4:39:42 PM | 116 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

Nor I, to be clear. It just felt right* *not at all right in any normative sense

2/9/2025, 4:36:08 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

If the B1G could go 1-whatever (I can’t be expected to know how many teams are in conference anymore) every week I’d be perfectly happy as long as the 1 was Nebraska.

2/9/2025, 4:06:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m sure all 125 hp or whatever that thing puts out will do it.

2/9/2025, 3:50:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

Because it was the right call?

2/9/2025, 3:50:08 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

“Reduce the latitude of your home field”

2/9/2025, 3:40:17 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

*GIGGY

2/9/2025, 3:14:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

GIDDY UP

2/9/2025, 3:14:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

2/9/2025, 3:08:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

GET THEM GET THEIR ASS With a pressure washer from a safe distance.

2/9/2025, 2:53:36 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

With enough of a prescribed topic to maybe hopefully keep him from rambling

2/9/2025, 2:52:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

Sooooo… thinly veiled excuse to march him out in front of cameras as proof of life?

2/9/2025, 2:51:12 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

Should this cursed knowledge really be encouraged with an attaboy?

2/9/2025, 2:39:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

Going to need a sankey diagram to track answers here.

2/9/2025, 2:38:11 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

Haven’t they already tried this once or twice

2/9/2025, 2:36:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, if you’re lucky anyway

2/9/2025, 2:31:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

He has no power there

2/9/2025, 2:31:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re just giving her something to atone for!

2/9/2025, 2:30:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

youtu.be/gXDSxgDUv-c?...

2/9/2025, 2:29:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

GET WITH IT JEFFREY

2/9/2025, 2:14:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

EO banning DST, making 2 into 1.

2/9/2025, 2:02:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Huskerteer (@huskerteer.bsky.social) reposted

Ok I get it now.

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2/9/2025, 1:38:52 PM | 21 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah, but this is Katy, not Cy-Fair Still insanely, absurdly huge.

2/9/2025, 1:47:58 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

Nine schools share those, so I assume they’re both going to be in use basically every Friday. Traffic is going to be a gd nightmare anywhere within two miles of there.

2/9/2025, 1:19:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

Why have one giant high school stadium when you can have two next to each other?

Legacy Stadium and Rhodes Stadium in Katy ISD
2/9/2025, 1:18:55 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

If so plz send it my way

2/9/2025, 1:05:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

Cum again?

2/9/2025, 12:40:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

Top Men researching the possibilities.

2/9/2025, 12:36:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gd it muggsy

2/9/2025, 12:36:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

It is now.

2/9/2025, 11:24:32 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

Why come barista get sliding scale pricing?

2/9/2025, 11:18:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muggsy Pogues (@circusmaximus.bsky.social) reposted

The Tarheel Love Story, a four act play.

The UNC head coach stretching hammies on the beach image Rotated 90 degrees New UNC logo just dropped.
30/4/2025, 5:00:21 PM | 28 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social)

That Oct 4 matchup might be illegal to broadcast on the public airwaves.

2/9/2025, 2:22:17 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

But maybe you can use this to sell some boats.

2/9/2025, 1:01:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

YOU FOOL YOU ABSOLUTE RUBE

2/9/2025, 1:00:48 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

All that’s left, three symmetrically arranged ball bearings in a cup.

2/9/2025, 12:59:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

Never left

2/9/2025, 12:37:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

What the shit

2/9/2025, 12:13:53 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m somewhat frequently reminded that I’m worth more dead than alive.

2/9/2025, 12:13:21 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

How’s Nugget’s knife work coming along?

1/9/2025, 11:44:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

A regular cronchapalooza outchea

1/9/2025, 11:31:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok but then they end up in the Naval Reserve or something

1/9/2025, 11:12:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait You sell boats?

1/9/2025, 11:11:31 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

I concur.

1/9/2025, 11:09:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

bsky.app/profile/niko... Good ol’ DoorDash.

1/9/2025, 11:08:07 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

The cronch was cronchy

1/9/2025, 11:05:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

Will order again detroitpizzeriakaty.com

1/9/2025, 11:02:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bsky.app/profile/hulc... Merely following orders

1/9/2025, 10:58:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bsky.app/profile/niko...

1/9/2025, 10:55:25 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Edge of za with CRONCH
1/9/2025, 10:48:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social)

Detroit style place LOOKS right anyway.

A rectangular piece of pizza. It’s deep, covered in melted brick cheese, pepperoni, and red sauce
1/9/2025, 10:46:29 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shardcore (@shardcore.org) reposted

santa crowd surfs his way to the front of a NIN concert, trent loses it. #makegothssmileagain

29/8/2025, 9:43:03 AM | 63 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

Personal animus

1/9/2025, 9:26:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s how she gets you.

1/9/2025, 9:23:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

She’s had Poaster’s Madness for at least a couple years now!

1/9/2025, 9:19:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

Tilda. You’re full of shit.

1/9/2025, 9:17:16 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

Not terribly out of the way for me. I’ll give it a solid maybe.

1/9/2025, 5:43:57 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

GET H… Wait

1/9/2025, 4:48:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Katy! well… cyfair-ish? Probably? Unincorporated Harris County!

1/9/2025, 4:47:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social)

How aggressively pathetic is a FJB/Lets Go Brandon shirt at this juncture?

1/9/2025, 4:44:24 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mall Krampus (@themallkrampus.bsky.social) reposted

I’m prepared to go public with my core political belief that anybody who can explain at least two of “Gaylors” “the name of Joe Rogan’s producer” and “Cum Town” should be barred from holding office or any senior managerial position in military or civil service

1/9/2025, 4:13:56 PM | 52 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

You’ll need to be more specific

1/9/2025, 4:21:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

GET HIM GET HIS ASS

1/9/2025, 4:16:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tilly, it’s Labor Daybor

1/9/2025, 4:15:51 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where it all went wrong for Nick Carraway

1/9/2025, 4:15:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social) reply parent

Is it at least causing the estranged brother some degree of heartburn/expense?

1/9/2025, 3:28:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikolai Denmark (@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social)

A++ dadding here.

1/9/2025, 3:23:11 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absolute scenes.

A park in suburban Houston From left to right A couple playgrounds with shade structures A turf field where some dads are teaching their boys football A splash pad where several kids are playing
1/9/2025, 3:15:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also, love the dads out here teaching their boys football. They’re currently leading them in calisthenics. Real Dudes Rock hours in suburban Harris Counry rn

1/9/2025, 3:13:24 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Respect to the dad who keeps trying to get his kid to be under the giant water bucket when it tips and failing. Mostly because the dad keeps getting there in time and taking the brunt.

1/9/2025, 3:12:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In fairness, you knew stuffing an entire rack of ribs down there would have consequences

1/9/2025, 3:09:10 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A coward, obscured
1/9/2025, 3:08:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s the sun hiding from me tbh

1/9/2025, 3:07:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Speak American barves

1/9/2025, 3:06:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Better yet, much better parental shade structures on this side of the park.

1/9/2025, 3:05:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FANTASTIC NEWS Splash pad inexplicably came on an hour late.

1/9/2025, 3:03:16 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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YOU FOOL YOU ABSOLUTE RUBE

1/9/2025, 2:46:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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USCCB Old Guard in shambles

1/9/2025, 2:44:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nevertheless. We persist.

Doodle, in crocs and swim gear, playing on… monkey bars? Kind of?
1/9/2025, 2:37:15 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view