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Chris Larkin

@nikral.bsky.social

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created February 10, 2024

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Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Aw, man. He lives.

1/9/2025, 9:57:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Should fucking hope he remembers his sister.

1/9/2025, 9:28:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

This taken in the gents?

1/9/2025, 9:23:11 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

MASSIVE laptop case.

1/9/2025, 8:21:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Only exists to give Eddie Redmayne someone to be cast as in a political disaster film.

1/9/2025, 7:57:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Starmers spine?

1/9/2025, 7:53:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Terrified of being labelled anti-British like Corbyn. Frozen in fear.

1/9/2025, 7:51:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Watch Murder Club first. Getting impatient waiting for Mirren/Bronson to spit the word c*nt after MobLand.

1/9/2025, 7:47:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Won't look like that.

1/9/2025, 7:44:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Looking forward to seeing the painted Welsh flags.

1/9/2025, 7:39:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

So terrified of the perception of Corbyn being anti-British that they're fearful of criticising the nationalists in case they're also labelled as such.

1/9/2025, 7:33:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, it's died. Shame.

1/9/2025, 7:30:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Let's hope it's more successful than FCAS.

1/9/2025, 7:19:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social)

Didn't realise Kenny Rogers was in Thursday Murder Club.

1/9/2025, 7:02:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Don, Don, gooonnnnee.

1/9/2025, 6:49:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Can only hope the cabinet are equally frustrated and disturbed by the messaging and apply pressure. I hope.

1/9/2025, 6:46:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mitten d'Amour (@mittendamour.bsky.social) reposted

Grab of a tweet asking 'Can anyone explain how putting up flags and painting roundabouts helps protect women and girls from assault?' with a reply post saying 'Because the offenders are busy painting roundabouts or are up a ladder'
1/9/2025, 10:53:42 AM | 767 260 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

And it's not fair on the UK taxpayers having to pay through the nose for the policies of the Conservatives. Etc.

1/9/2025, 4:40:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social)

Read the warning label on X: may contain nuts.

1/9/2025, 2:49:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Many of the English think the same about the George Cross.

1/9/2025, 2:48:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Olga Nesterova (@onestpress.onestnetwork.com) reposted

Something press pool could ask about

1/9/2025, 1:27:13 PM | 2101 778 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

The fella was sacked from his job organising boat trips!

1/9/2025, 9:16:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Copying Project 2025 homework.

1/9/2025, 8:38:48 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Meanwhile, the NHS, cost of living, anemic growth, erratic Atlantic alliance, Putin, Gaza... Distraction. Distraction. Distraction.

31/8/2025, 10:21:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Crystal.

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31/8/2025, 10:10:17 PM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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ECHR is definitely where Starmer can cut through. Will he?

31/8/2025, 10:07:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 8:53:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, it will be peaceful.

31/8/2025, 8:51:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

When the US vacates the stage.

31/8/2025, 8:48:42 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

His accent is very convincing in MobLand. Well worth way.

31/8/2025, 8:08:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

๐Ÿคช

31/8/2025, 6:03:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah, no amount of make-up will make them photogenic.

31/8/2025, 5:06:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Hmmmm. Bold scents.

31/8/2025, 5:04:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

@dawnbutlerbrent.bsky.social follows quite a few.

31/8/2025, 4:14:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

No asylum hotels in Middlesbrough so the idiots have nothing to target.

31/8/2025, 3:56:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Not to mention the obvious; ethnic cleansing. Shouldn't have to mention this odious... but... seems I do have to point it out. Horrific.

31/8/2025, 3:49:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social)

Good idea, Mr President. Hush now, Mark.

31/8/2025, 2:12:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

It will be a magnet for every terrorist who wants global attention.

31/8/2025, 2:06:46 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Bullying tactic? Doesn't seem to follow the US doctrine of overwhelming force to signify an invasion. Or does 'not releasing the Epstein Files' now supercede the all previous doctrines?

31/8/2025, 11:57:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

'Whereas, we also promote anger but promise the solution is 10 years away'.

31/8/2025, 11:53:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Make the rifle safe.

30/8/2025, 4:49:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Dead quiet.

30/8/2025, 4:17:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump will fill the void. Been quiet lately.

30/8/2025, 4:16:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Coldwater ๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿ’ฅ (@lookitup.baby) reposted

Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says โ€œCan I help you find something?โ€ โ€œIโ€™m looking for the obituaries.โ€ โ€œThe obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.โ€ โ€œNot the one Iโ€™m looking for.โ€

30/8/2025, 5:06:33 AM | 27227 7044 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

As long as THEY feel as loathed, angry and worthless as I do then the objective is achieved. Self-harm becomes a self-soothing habit.

30/8/2025, 1:52:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

The fear of the risk. Not the reality.

30/8/2025, 12:29:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

*WinsorDaviesMeme

29/8/2025, 1:53:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 1:47:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Easy tiger.

29/8/2025, 1:46:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

It's easy to write about/report on because it's simple. Who know... It will appeal to the simple. Politics through the blender.

29/8/2025, 10:34:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Good for him. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

27/8/2025, 6:57:09 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Okay, genius. Bye.

27/8/2025, 3:56:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah, well. It rained for a few moments today. STARMER! Bye.

27/8/2025, 3:30:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Vote Green or Reform.

27/8/2025, 2:46:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Or course your conscience is clear. Unsurprisingly. I have paid attention. You want a party that was elected on a moderate platform to be radical - they don't have the mandate. They are not who you want them to be. Whining won't change that. You voted for the wrong party. Move on.

27/8/2025, 2:46:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

*you can only speak for yourself, no-one else. You don't speak for me.

27/8/2025, 2:37:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Reform it is then. You will have played your part too. Last time, bye.

27/8/2025, 2:37:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ

27/8/2025, 2:28:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't like it. Don't vote for it. Whining online won't change anyone's mind. Nothing more than self-indulgent digital masturbation. Ah, name-calling. Tiresome. Yet again, bye.

27/8/2025, 2:28:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Bye. Btw, Starmer wasn't elected on a mandate that would have empowered the government to implement the reforms you wish. May wish to check the manifesto. It was quite modest. Buyer beware.

27/8/2025, 2:28:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

No idea who their target audience is with this messaging.

27/8/2025, 2:07:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Well done. Reform government next. Bye.

27/8/2025, 2:04:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

These messages are not making any difference to the situation. Do something about it or stop whining.

27/8/2025, 12:54:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Wheres, you're writing messages to strangers on BlueSky. Maybe you should tell them.

27/8/2025, 12:47:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Different priorities guess.

27/8/2025, 12:13:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

binghamcentre.biicl.org/comments/133...

27/8/2025, 11:47:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Agree. I'm frustrated too. So much damage to repair but little parliamentary time to pass the legislation.

27/8/2025, 11:09:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

๐Ÿ™„

27/8/2025, 11:01:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Have a lie down, Dan.

27/8/2025, 10:59:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

None are more disappointed in this government than those who voted with hope.

26/8/2025, 10:02:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Send us all those who assisted your troops. Every single one of them. And their families.

26/8/2025, 9:59:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck 'em. At least they're finally being honest.

26/8/2025, 9:57:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

But, if they found underground in Kabul someone may make a lovely film about them.

26/8/2025, 9:55:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Come back to the UK. Think we need you.

26/8/2025, 9:53:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Riding the fascists coattails. Bless, Kemi.

26/8/2025, 9:51:56 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Just be honest. Most of us ARE racist. Some try harder not to be than others.

26/8/2025, 9:50:40 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Playing the press like a fiddle. Easy.

26/8/2025, 9:49:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Starmer may as well order the cabinet to hand over domestic policy to Farage.

26/8/2025, 9:47:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Could take to the streets and fight back but, even though the government may agree with my political position, I may be proscribed.

26/8/2025, 9:45:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

The age of acquiesce.

26/8/2025, 9:32:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Deport Farage.

26/8/2025, 9:31:09 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Bitfuckinglate.

26/8/2025, 9:28:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, fuck off.

26/8/2025, 8:18:32 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social)

Okay, that's it then. This is why the states have the National Guard and why US citizens have the right to bear arms. Go ahead.

26/8/2025, 8:16:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social)

100%

26/8/2025, 4:06:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cowards.

26/8/2025, 12:45:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Up the RA.

26/8/2025, 11:31:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Good work, Alex.

26/8/2025, 10:37:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Care they can afford?

26/8/2025, 2:51:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social)

Advert for Reform. BBC News - Nigel Farage says illegal migration is a 'scourge' www.bbc.com/news/article...

26/8/2025, 2:49:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

Be the fault of Obama.

25/8/2025, 5:42:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Larkin (@nikral.bsky.social) reply parent

He's really ill. Make-up is really thick.

25/8/2025, 5:40:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How to be the most powerful person in the world? Sit next to President Trump.

25/8/2025, 5:39:19 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would anyone notice?

25/8/2025, 4:32:25 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe it was an emergency.

25/8/2025, 4:06:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cannula.

25/8/2025, 4:05:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We REALLY fucking don't.

25/8/2025, 4:02:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is he though? Really?

25/8/2025, 3:58:47 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sit this one out, Dick.

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25/8/2025, 11:46:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Important article. Relieved, but not surprised, the people of Northallerton were welcoming.

25/8/2025, 11:44:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view