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This is only a possibility of course, but let’s think it over: They took so long to get the ME on the job that a number of possible agents would have broken down and become undetectable Maybe it was epileptic 🤷♂️ But I’m not 100% on anything with this one, it’s weird www.yahoo.com/news/article...
I think he’s got frontal dementia from advanced congestive heart failure; which would also explain his cankles. But to your point he could have easily had a stroke on top of that 🤷♂️
RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.
What’s his father have to do with it? We know that it’s frontal dementia from what’s been observed
Oh this won’t be like that. Dementia like this strips away the layers instead of drifting them out to sea like Alzheimer’s
I’ve had it with this vampiric AI slop! open.substack.com/pub/noelkeit...
I’ve had it with this vampiric AI slop! open.substack.com/pub/noelkeit...
Last I checked it was some, ‘boys will be boys’ bullshit
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Alternative TikTok link: www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6tByaod/
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“Local news: If you watch it through, it sounds like the police are referring to this as a “fight.” This wasn’t a fight. It was a race-based attack. On August 16, 2025, a 14 YO Black teen from Platteville, Wisconsin, was attacked by white teens at a party in the town of Pulaski, Iowa County. 3/4”
I call them WHADBAGs but yeah open.substack.com/pub/noelkeit...
Damnable WHADBAGs need to be held to account for such!
I guess the racists forgot to use St George’s cross 🤷♂️ www.bbc.com/news/article...
Have any of these morons and lunatics ever heard of self-selecting incidence? Or maybe we should just ask why folks who struggle to identify the parts of the human reproductive system think that NOT ONLY are they gynecologists but epidemiologists as well 🤦♂️
That would be reasonably necessary at this point; yet not sure if that makes it more or less likely to happen 🤦♂️ I also suspect that the cabinet may be afraid of the 25th being conspiracy fuel among the base if they used it as well.
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Oh and OFC the dingbat who made cheese out of his urinary tract with Ket has health advice for us
Oh and OC the dingbat who made cheese out of his urinary tract with Ket has health advice for us
Have any of these morons and lunatics ever heard of self-selecting incidence? Or maybe we should just ask why folks who struggle to identify the parts of the human reproductive system think that NOT ONLY are they gynecologists but epidemiologists as well 🤦♂️
It’s the same kind of bird that somehow gets knocked off the 💩-wagon when it rolls by Trump
It’s the same kind of bird that somehow gets knocked off the 💩-wagon when it rolls by Trump
My newest piece is out! open.substack.com/pub/noelkeit...
Lawd have mercy! They really are a movement of nothing but selfish knaves and fascist loons and almost all of them make W look like a bloody professor.
True 💯 Yet I take it back much further. As soon as Lenny Leo was slouching towards DC to be born in a sewer underneath K Street; we were all inescapably doomed to however many years of desperate international peril.
Don’t ascribe too much planning to this. He really is deteriorating badly and they don’t know how to come clean about it or hide it any more
I think the families will be safe so long as all the top officials are dead or serving especially long prison sentences.
Jesus, Mary, and Bullshit! I take it they thought Medusa Maxwell’s testimony was credible then? Thanks you, Ms Molly Jong-Fast!
True 💯 Yet I take it back much further. As soon as Lenny Leo was slouching towards DC to be born in a sewer underneath K Street; we were all inescapably doomed to however many years of desperate international peril.
While private equity screws up housing markets to make it worse
I’m surprised the racists didn’t know to use St George’s cross
I didn’t need her word on it but that’s cool 😎
Quite possibly the most damnable charlatan of all time
Green energy and tech was never gonna spoil anything. The truth is that most of us didn’t give a damn about futures generations or the environment.
I know it’s painful to admit for some of us, but for reasons both cultural and logistical the Green Party is not viable.
I know it’s painful to admit for some of us, but for reasons both cultural and logistical the Green Party is not viable.
She has RFK jr reasoning if not vibes
I’m not done bashing ICE either: www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6Gs6wes/
*states
Or a sidewalk
And potentially prosecuted under state laws in state with real governance. Until then, let’s bash them some more: www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6GgE9mn/
That’s not what you said at all I’m sure glad for the sake of education that you’re retired. Did they push you out for being a contrarian lunatic?
When you said, “it’s both” 🙄
Yeah, kinda like a White House that’s once again AWASH in drugs sending the navy to tackle drug trafficking in South America.
It’s too bad someone else had to be involved in an accident to bring us the Sunday Karmic Sundae 😔
It’s too bad someone else had to be involved in an accident to bring us the Sunday Karmic Sundae 😔
‘Distraction’ implies that time spent in discussion or observation is a waste.
Say it with me: Ethnic 👏 Cleansing 👏
Yes Donald Jumbo Trump is trying to control the narrative in the press but anything that moves xenophobic authoritarianism forward is not distraction. It’s also the point.
Yes Donald Jumbo Trump is trying to control the narrative in the press but anything that moves xenophobic authoritarianism forward is not distraction. It’s also the point.
Yes it’s sad I agree 💯 But it also belies their weakness.
lol yeah most of them are dumb. But what really binds them together is selfishness expressed as authoritarianism
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I call them WHADBAGs 🤷♂️ open.substack.com/pub/noelkeit...
YES!!!🙌 💯 AGREE JD does not have the love of the base like Trump
Karmic?
Well, let’s hope no one else was hurt
I guess we’re back to asking how much we trust the monarch. Nevertheless, it still sounds like some more guardrails are in order for the UK.
“No monarch has done this in 300 years” is not a very strong statement for I’m sitting in a nation in peril that’s breaking all kinds of things
That’s not what I read
It depends on if you trust the monarch IMO
This is awful and it scares me for the people of Chicago. But this still doesn’t seem sustainable or scalable to me.
Or maybe climate denial is in fact even worse than dealing toxic & addictive substances while marketing to kids
I’m NOT trying to say one is better or worse than the other but isn’t this an apples and oranges comparison given the monarchy?
Advanced CHF is enough to explain all of it including the kidney damage from years of diuretics
Fair point but Tobacco was never gonna cause a possible mass extinction event
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🔗 to original article that I wrote on: www.propublica.org/article/ap3-...
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Right on! I wanted him to be the VP pick but let’s not get into that lol Please check out the snarky open letter I wrote about this administration I did 1/21/2025. I still stand by every word of it open.substack.com/pub/noelkeit...
It’s sad that here in Arkansas we’re both a poor state and one that commonly despises the poor.
💯 👍 We never should’ve let it become so intrinsically attached to employers
Same! www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6GUUy4P/
I’ve always loved ‘Son of a Preacher Man’
Maybe you’ll be into this one: open.substack.com/pub/noelkeit...
I didn’t understand why folks didn’t find it inescapably terrifying back in the 90’s with what we knew THEN 🤦♂️
Because let’s parrot old-ass right-wing talking points when it was Bobby Kennedy that took down the powerful crime families
How about, “ICE’s masks are PIG LEAVES!”?
Well, that’s one way to admit that you’re a pedo without saying it
lol more likely that we’ll lose weight when Trump causes food shortages
That’s what the presidential primary is for
lol yeah most of them are dumb. But what really binds them together is selfishness expressed as authoritarianism
Sometimes it’s meth addiction 🤷♂️
Sorry you gotta deal with a WHADBAG open.substack.com/pub/noelkeit...
Funny but not real lol They would waste ZERO time in making public spectacles of mourning
How about a hopeful thought for after all of this? open.substack.com/pub/noelkeit...
Eventually you gotta let that go and settle in for long haul embarrassment and coping to pair with the resisting.
Eventually you gotta let that go and settle in for long haul embarrassment and coping to pair with the resisting.
Checks out
Did they admit that they want the world to burn in a mass extinction event?
The economics of labor realky is an important part of how we got here. Folks had to be desperately angry/fearful to vote for an authoritarian and many millions live paycheck to paycheck since the process described began in the 80’s under Reagan. He also pioneered race-baited gov’t program attacks.
It could be the other way around and I’d still want the corporate part eliminated before we even consider reforming the SNAP
It’s sad that here in Arkansas we’re both a poor state and one that commonly despises the poor.
Oh they don’t keep anyone for long unless it’s part of a sentence. He’d sleep on a park bench as he prowled the streets for roadkill.
Same, fam www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6GAGHgT/