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Careful they might have rabies.
University of Spoiled Children.
“Accidentally”. Sure.
"Workers..." He really has no idea what sarcasm is.
Are they sure they got all of the worm? Or did he not go to an expert?
See more reason that movie is bunk. No way are developers going to make a major release before a three day weekend.
White CIS males with a job
That’s just taking it too far!
I bet they have also created a safe space from lawsuits. But we’ll see on that one…
It’s not honestly. But for the (hopefully vast) majority who are just trying to go to work and provide for their families; ensuring that we point out who’s lying is about all we can do.
The line is “Your a dick, and you commit crimes.” Get it right.
OMFG why would you even release a program like that? Even with an attitude of throwing everything at a wall and seeing what sticks, this is so stupid I can’t even justify compiling it.
So, no intelligence leading artificial intelligence.
First thing I thought of.
May 4th 1970. 12:24EST
Coming soon to a bust near you.
What if it’s a really sick burn?
Rip a door off? Who does this idiot think is stealing radios? The Hulk?
istrumpgolfing.today
I should but stock in a CA sign company. The sheer tonnage for cash the GOP is going to drop; would stun a herd of oxen
R is for Rocket S is for Spaceman Changed my life.
Abso-fucking-lutely How these two clowns expect to get anyone excited; when they both take shots at the one bright light running!
I think I still have a copy of the Hotdog Stand template around here somewhere.
I smell a movie franchise!
And don’t forgot his Canadian girlfriend (you wouldn’t know her) is also asking!
That book must have a heck of a long appendix.
What? We’ve tied the ‘right’ to health care to our working ourselves to death? How could that have a negative consequence?
I love how that bit ended. “Yeah, he’s dead.”
I’m not sure who’s trolling who!!?!
I had always assumed we agreed that slavery was bad. I swear I want to roe-sham-boe that idiot.
Oh, I’m sure they said “something you” just not “thank”
The EMH.
Well to be fair; this was in the 90’s. Before he knew he was supposed to be morally against abortion.
My Zod!
Spent all day setting up new computer storage. Through put of 850MBs, and I’m cranky that is it taking sooo long. Then I remind myself it’s processing roughly 56 of my first HDDs a second.
They really should award him the “Nobel Piece Prize”
#slightlydiminishaband Pauper
Too bad you couldn’t get 631, that’s a prime spot.
His Canadian girlfriend can back all those claims up.
Artist reconstruction
I was really hoping for a Schrödinger's cat joke payoff.
And wildly this human stain proves why we need a federal law supporting right to marry.
Finally someone I can vote against! NYC been so much Cuomo this, Adams that!
Auto complete kept prompting “relevant”, which would also work.
He’s trying to be reliable.
Tavlor?
I’m have no idea why they are even looking at Grok. With or without Hitler. MS has a huge investment in OpenAI which is kind of the competition of Grok; with (so far) 100% less Hitler
That sounds like it should be Cryptobronaughts
I also really hate this false idea that separating boys from girls equals ‘fair’. There was a reason I wasn’t on the men’s football team; I was freaking tiny!
Credit card system wasn’t working. I can see that as an issue.
I know I’ve taken care of all the swear words. But for posterity: firmament
But that starts with Con, and they are all about that!
But what about verbs, and adjectives?
Hey, it’s his precious! That nasty hobbit stole it!
My new favorite metric
She casts no shadow! Is that a vampire or a witch?
He pushed back in the smallest, slightest way. She jumped all over it “We’re not friends, we never were! We just worked together!” The over-compensating was palpable.
Maybe she needs a new English version; since Stephen Fry said maybe she isn’t the nicest person on the planet. Hugh should chat with Stephen; aren’t they friends?
My inner dialogue.
Just asking questions
I’m more worried about OBGYNs leaving states than billionaires moving out of NYC.
6 and 9 know what they did
I just need it to be antibiotic resistant TB to complete my ICE bingo card.
It’s truly embarrassing.
Statistics lie. Trump lies. Numbers don’t.
Do they also have to be in finance?
Jesus, the expectations and he’s not even the mayor. What will it be should he win? Part the New Jersey river?
Spoiler alert: they did.
That’s what’s disappointing for me. Normally Buttigieg is normally so well spoken (slick talker). If he had just used 90% fewer words.
I can’t.
Chief’s kiss
I thought he was taller.
Treating workers as disposable resources is.
Hell of a heritage to pass on.
I think that is the 625367th Asimov robotics rule.
Smalls
So Tulsi Gabbard is saying that she’s on tranquilizers?
The Onion has really raised their game!
Will you have cookies?
It’s all documented on Hunter’s laptop.
Hot dog! Sugar in out sodas and fluoride out of our water. What could go wrong.
Then he would have missed. There’s a reason none of us played catch with the man.
Monopoly money, right?
Didn’t she quit, not get elected, or get caught out in the sunlight, or something?
Americans to pay 19% tax on imports from Jakarta. Fixed it for you.
Is this the Onion, I feel like this should be the Onion.
No conflict of interest there.
Code reviews exist for a reason, and they are done by seniors for the same reason. Junior developers can and do make wild mistakes (or assumptions)
I loved that they even put it in the Weyland-Yutani universe.
Japanese as well, they went through a renaissance, and are hugely expensive.
Age verification? I fixed vacuum tube black and white TVs instead of a paper route for scratch money.
You’d be amazed at what I do and do not ‘need’ to understand.
I’ve never wanted to cheat on my taxes more than now.
I feel attacked.
I can’t figure out how I can be a socialist when I’m paying so much in taxes.
Dune and The Crystal Skull.
“Everything you just said is wrong.”
