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@ossioss.bsky.social

Expat since ever šŸ‡«šŸ‡·šŸ‡©šŸ‡ŖšŸ‡®šŸ‡¹ šŸ‡µšŸ‡¹ Avid cook with a fondness for offbeat humor

created November 10, 2024

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1/9/2025, 8:11:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture šŸ§œā€ā™€ļø Walking Mermaid ā˜€ļøšŸŒŠ (@walkingmermaid.bsky.social) reposted

Yay !!! Scooby found me 15 K Followers

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27/8/2025, 5:47:49 PM | 44 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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And what is that oversized cap he’s wearing….

31/8/2025, 9:15:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 3:33:50 PM | 2607 526 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 8:31:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Auf sowas sind sie bei nius bestimmt noch stolz….

30/8/2025, 10:48:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jenny Jasberg (@jjasberg.bsky.social) reposted

#HamburgšŸ’š

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30/8/2025, 5:45:53 PM | 155 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mmmmh, when on top the veepe comes along to see him late afternoon …..

30/8/2025, 10:41:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 10:37:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 10:29:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For now he qualifies for this here (since long actually)

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30/8/2025, 10:14:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 1:58:34 AM | 130 35 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted

Gotta hand it to the artist.

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30/8/2025, 7:55:46 PM | 6881 1017 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sting in Stormy Monday

30/8/2025, 9:41:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Claas Gefroi (@claasgefroi.bsky.social) reposted

Momente für die Ewigkeit

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29/8/2025, 8:47:11 PM | 251 26 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 9:29:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dang, the shockwave

30/8/2025, 9:21:13 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 10:33:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How’s your day, victor? 🤣

29/8/2025, 11:57:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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After all m.youtube.com/watch?v=2mXv...

29/8/2025, 1:18:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 6:31:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 6:30:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=i-5X...

29/8/2025, 6:28:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey wsj, you proud of the gang of full professionals you helped getting into office ?

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28/8/2025, 9:58:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did tulsi mistakenly add someone to her Signal chat?

28/8/2025, 5:59:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 5:57:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yet another shitty act for which don pedo can claim a Razzie award…

27/8/2025, 9:48:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ossioss (@ossioss.bsky.social)

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

27/8/2025, 9:38:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ossioss (@ossioss.bsky.social)

šŸ™ƒ

27/8/2025, 9:36:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ossioss (@ossioss.bsky.social) reply parent

Republicans always have and will continue to place ideology over people Ā“s livelihood. Unless that doesn’t change more Kids will be sacrificed on the altar of gop ideology

27/8/2025, 9:33:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For enacting the biggest shitshow ever he deserves the all category

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27/8/2025, 2:18:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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music.youtube.com/watch?v=admQ...

27/8/2025, 11:03:18 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 10:59:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 10:21:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When there’s no more fuel supply….

27/8/2025, 10:19:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can’t fix stupid for good 🤣

27/8/2025, 10:18:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 9:43:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want one of those 🤣

26/8/2025, 9:38:17 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Uh oh…. time.com/7309094/las-...

26/8/2025, 9:35:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=tL10...

26/8/2025, 9:24:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, no surprise 🤣 bsky.app/profile/by19...

26/8/2025, 8:33:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And because it’s hard to pick one here’s some more Rodrigo y Gabriela kickin’ ass m.youtube.com/watch?v=R5WX...

26/8/2025, 3:15:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=B5xs...

26/8/2025, 2:51:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ossioss (@ossioss.bsky.social) reply parent

But therĆ©s even worse which I won’t share here. (Going alnong the Ā“ grab Ā“em by their melania line…) Base line: There is no level of low to which the drumpf cultists wouldn’t go.

26/8/2025, 5:29:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.yahoo.com/news/fact-ch...

26/8/2025, 5:23:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Margarete Stokowski (@margaowski.bsky.social) reposted

Rettet Tucholsky! Die Zukunft des Tucholsky-Museums im brandenburgischen Rheinsberg ist durch Sparpläne rechter Lokalpolitiker bedroht. 13 Au­to­r:in­nen fordern, dass das Museum zu Ehren des antifaschistischen Dichters eigenständig bleibt. Ein Aufruf taz.de/!6102712/

9/8/2025, 9:05:25 AM | 991 417 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jan Böhmermann 🤨 (@janboehm.bsky.social) reposted

Meine Meinung: gesetzliches Social Media Verbot UNTER 16 und ÜBER 60!

12/8/2025, 1:59:14 PM | 1295 108 | View on Bluesky | view

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DER etwa?🤣

25/8/2025, 9:57:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Way to go: from once well respected opinio leaders to a bunch of lickspitlles in a mere couple of months….

25/8/2025, 9:54:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 9:22:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 9:16:46 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 7:24:28 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Creative way to an area of an FSB AgentšŸ™ƒ

25/8/2025, 7:22:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Amen….

25/8/2025, 6:04:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 5:40:11 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And on the following morning it smells even better

25/8/2025, 4:24:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 10:25:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=od-5...

24/8/2025, 8:32:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Question is how long will this drag on until vladimir vladimirovich will understand….

24/8/2025, 9:35:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ossioss (@ossioss.bsky.social) reply parent

Innit weird: Do as I say, but not what I do. Fun thing is when all this comes into broad daylight. Jószef SzĆ”jer, a hungargian Fidesz MEP got caught participating at a gay swinger party which was held in Brussels during Covid….and that’s just a random pick in a long list of RW bigots getting caught.

24/8/2025, 9:33:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😤

23/8/2025, 9:31:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My bet is that he’s going to choke on a šŸ”

23/8/2025, 9:28:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, the historical verdict on mr.moustache won’t be kind either…..

23/8/2025, 9:10:50 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 8:52:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Duh, the sight of coursešŸ™ƒHey@Bluesky: how about adding an edit post function to your app?

23/8/2025, 7:53:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Der letzte Simianer (@wilbury.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Das Motto scheint eher zu sein: ā€žRight or wrong, my headlineā€œ.

23/8/2025, 7:47:42 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whoopsies 🤣

23/8/2025, 8:15:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looking pretty much like the bags of onions the ruzzian authorities authorities hand out to the relatives of those who didn’t make it through the meat grinder

23/8/2025, 8:13:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JWexTheSpa (@jwsidders.bsky.social) reposted

This is why I will be using my vote in 2029 to stop the right taking power. Nothing is more important.

23/8/2025, 6:38:21 AM | 16 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like sight of ruzzian refineries continuing to burn… and not only in the morning

23/8/2025, 7:59:11 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Piper (@piperformissouri.bsky.social) reposted

If you aren’t uncomfortable learning our country’s history, you are learning propaganda.ļæ¼

22/8/2025, 1:50:13 PM | 11486 2584 | View on Bluesky | view

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He probably thinks NATO is some gardening club….

22/8/2025, 9:58:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 5:43:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=DeLU...

22/8/2025, 1:33:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s all about optics, he needs to be looking ā€˜good’ in front of his cultists

22/8/2025, 1:22:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture šŸ–¤DreašŸ©·šŸŒŠšŸŒŽ (@kyliberal99.bsky.social) reposted

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22/8/2025, 1:15:42 PM | 20 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ResJudicata22 (@resjudicata22.bsky.social) reposted

Cartoonist: Lectrr

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21/8/2025, 7:39:47 PM | 6721 1573 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 11:02:50 PM | 17453 3594 | View on Bluesky | view

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Na, in der ā€˜Es isr nicht erinnerlich’ Ecke’ lebt man halt sehr bequem, das wusste schon FJS….

21/8/2025, 10:14:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let’s all bid farewell to him and sing right along with me: m.youtube.com/watch?v=gydA...

21/8/2025, 9:43:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Parkhomenko (@adamparkhomenko.bsky.social) reposted

Attention everyone in DC: If you are stopped tonight, tell them your name is Vladimir Putin. You might end up getting a BJ from the president of the United States.

21/8/2025, 6:44:04 PM | 3836 822 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still didn’t get it? He needs to come up with more outlandish stuff by the day (minute, second) so everybody keeps on talking about him….

21/8/2025, 9:29:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Na, die SPD hat sich mittlerweile wohl damit abgefunden das sie als groko Mitglied bestenfalls die Rolle des Fussabtreters zugewiesen bekommt….

21/8/2025, 9:26:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’ll probably find some of the debris of that explosion in Vladivostok

21/8/2025, 9:21:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everybody sing along to bid him farewell: m.youtube.com/watch?v=zynF...

21/8/2025, 3:38:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ossioss (@ossioss.bsky.social)

🤣🤣🤣🤣

21/8/2025, 3:32:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ā€˜Be authentic’ says the eyeliner guy….

21/8/2025, 3:31:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 9:37:24 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣🤣🤣

21/8/2025, 7:07:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mack Steele (@macksteele.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

They want to rule.

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20/8/2025, 2:36:37 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway šŸ‘ŠšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ”„ (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

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20/8/2025, 4:44:31 PM | 5489 1318 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lange genug her so das er in bester FJS Manier behaupten kann ā€˜das es ihm nicht erinnerlich’ sei

20/8/2025, 9:12:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Guess tape won’t do for the dudes who went flying

20/8/2025, 8:36:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😳

20/8/2025, 1:58:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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šŸ’™

20/8/2025, 8:11:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Troll’em hard

20/8/2025, 8:09:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is what he’ll certainly have thought….

19/8/2025, 9:53:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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