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-China, 1288
It’s Colonialism, Guilded-Age style
getting that real “please clap” energy from this call
This is a travesty. A TRAVESTY! “the condiments business, to be called Global Taste Elevation Co.,”
Deep cut
Go ahead and block me, I’ll just nail my posts to your door
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Gary
Whew!
Officer 2: “Lotta confetti for a funeral.”
Will I understand the plot if I haven’t seen Erections! 59 Horny People Give 73 Cum Shots. Non-Stop for 4 Hours. See It All.
*immortal monkey
The rabbit hole goes DEEP
I hopa ha dias
Valid point. It’s overconfident & ultimately self-destructive Management (the FBI) vs. hard-working, street-smart Labor (the beat cop).
Just like Demerzel
I’m kinda looking forward to the internecine conflict that’s been simmering under the lid of MAGA to break out into open warfare. That’s how you get the third parties and voting boycotts that 🤞 lead to anti-fascist supermajorities.
For me, “facade” = “FACK-aid” until I started my deservedly brief sortie into architecture school.
(Quickly scrawling the word “list” and crossing out “party” in my unsent invitation postcards)
🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Sales of super-telephoto lenses skyrocket 630% in Sterling, VA
Vance is not a center of power, though. There’s no one after Trump who can say “green is orange” and have MAGA reply “of course, green has always been orange” against the evidence of their own eyes.
Russia Today airs Tchaikovsky’s Swan Lake
Russia Today airs Swan Lake
I remember when McDonald’s had ashtrays
Last time I was at that McDonald’s they still had ashtrays on the tables
Makes me wonder what the International Gesture is for my birthplace, Pittsburgh, PA. I hope it involves American Football.
Halfway between. Regular finger guns, but offset front-to-back, as if shooting a Tommy Gun with triggers on both the usual spot and behind the magazine. Strangely, this gun is not automatic, but shoots a single shot from both triggers, which are always pressed simultaneously.
Same energy
Officer 2: “Lotta confetti for a funeral”
I’ve also learned the International Gesture for Chicagoans is *makes finger guns*, for what that’s worth.
As a child, I used to specify “yinz two-inz” when referring to both my older brothers simultaneously. I’m happy to let that one die with my youthful idealism.
That took an ABRUPT turn
I did not (Southwestern PA near Pittsburgh). It sounds like the punchline to a long-forgotten joke.
Hawaii²
“Two all beef patties, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun. And now for the SPECIAL SAUCE SPECIAL SAUCE SPECIAL SAUCE”
Whichever it is, it make the siren-whistle-ring sound when it happens
New nickname just dropped! “The list provided phonetic pronouncers for all the Russian men expected at the summit, including "Mr. President POO-tihn.” “
Uckfay CEIyay
The OK Canyon Rather Quite Large Caves if One Thinks About it The AlmostThreeWeeksGlades Medium Sur
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Fantastic Robert Ford
No, they live in Canada. You wouldn’t know them.
Reskeet, damnit!
Realest with a tweet you still think about
Even if it’s a tie-in, I welcome the energy
Harry S Truman has become unstuck in time.
“Whoop, there it is!” “Well, honey, nobody said potty training would be easy.”
My god, I thought we were looking down from a balcony at a man crushed under 12 feet’s worth of mouth-watering pumpernickel
Jimmy Carter has become unstuck through time
I’m afraid I only know how to speak in cursive
“What state do you live in?” “Idano 🤷”
Could be deliberate attempt to treat “average income” as if it were “median income”—which skews income higher as the rich get richer. (Unlike “median income”, which only rises when the income for middle of the distribution rises)
This is not something one does when recruiting is going well. (see also: Putin)
Now where did I put my jar of duck?
Also which door exists to Saturn
I’m glad they rewrote the murder hornets. 2020 was already overstuffed with drama.
Success! Now Money is not my friend.
Why half the world celebrates an independence day
Kind Crunchy Peanut Butter Barius.
Well-informed movie-nerd ex-goths.
“You ain’t clean til yer taint’s clean!”
Likes to play comic in WHAT?!
#WithPurchaseOfTwoMimesOfEqualOrGreaterValue
The New Gilded Age starts when we hallucinate regulations out of existence
* tee hee * “lengthy”
May the odds be ever in your favor bsky.app/profile/meli...
New (9:20 EDT 7/25) USAtoday: “Trump and Epstein were “representative of a type that has nibbled at the edges of the modeling business. If you’re in the market for women as sex toys, a higher echelon of that is models. They are, by definition, beautiful women. They also are beautiful young women,”
Makin’ my way downtown, walkin’ fast
…and I like it
Instructions unclear; must now surgically remove Jay Leno
Iron me up, baby! * tears open skull *
B - A - N - A - N - A - N - A - N - A - N - A - N - A - N - A - N - A - N - A - S There’s a chance my CD skipped
* the echidna has entered the chat *
Instructions unclear. Please specify orifice.
Gives new meaning to the term “fired up”
I WANT ONE MORE THAN ANYTHING EVER
That’s metal AF
I’m going to hell, aren’t I?
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Genuine question: is 10 months sufficiently long for the merger to go through? It is such a curiously long yet specific timeline.
COMPUTER BAD
Pfffffffftt
Disney’s sci-fi epic “The Blowjob Hole”
I’ve been doing this once a day for each square of my chessboard and it’s becoming a problem.
