Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell yeah. My WoL is a tiny middle aged librarian cat mom who will talk way too much about her interests if you let her. She is also a master of arcanomancy and a crack shot
Kinky art stuff. Shortstacks, DID, pinups, furry stuff. My main account is for wholesome stuff, so this one is for everything Minors DNI for the love of God. All gposes are SFW though I may repost NSFW. art probably moreso ;)
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view profile on Bluesky Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell yeah. My WoL is a tiny middle aged librarian cat mom who will talk way too much about her interests if you let her. She is also a master of arcanomancy and a crack shot
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
Tis the rare occasion where my sfw account is ahead of my nsfw one. I should draw lalafriends more often :)
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
Been following the story of another 2โ8โ nerdy librarian type for almost a decade so why not. The screenshots and art I have of this girl could fill an account itself
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
I think you reach a point in life where summer only ends when it gets chilly. Gives yet another definition to the phrase โeternal Septemberโ
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
I love that so many are playing this again. It makes me want to go back and let Archie experience real VanaโDiel
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
I may be asking too much, but when are you going to have a snail mount? Space giraffe is all nice and good, but snail.
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
I donโt know if you noticed but the taru ears go up and down as they heal. I think they are more mobile than their lalafell counterparts
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
Girl itโs not a shoe store. You donโt usually wear the stuff home ;)
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you know how often people get tied up in the Book of Mormon? My parents know damn well what they didโฆ
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
Well said. I was thinking myself how so much goes into full out sexual assault, when often I kinda just want draw a cute damsel.
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair I would stare blankly at that thing too, they are fascinating and I want one for my house
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
Letโs see the derplander try to pilot a 23rd century space corvette before he judges anyone
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
It certainly saves us some trouble when you post a dtiys and we really want to draw it without people on our sfw accounts finding out about our โinterestsโ ;) You should do more of those btw :)
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social)
Cute bondage is my favorite. Yeah i know shes in a bed, it doesn't always mean pervy stuff. Its just a more comfortable place to lie down if you have to. #bondage #damselindsitress
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social)
post a random picture, So everything will go great in September! Look how happy that snail is at the bit of grass he's found ;)
KaijuFluffs | Kaiju VTuber (@kaijufluffs.bsky.social) reposted
Remember folks who do NSFW art commissions and are unfortunately beholden to Paypal: List your artwork as 'digital goods' or 'digital commission' in your invoices. They don't gotta know shit. Ain't their business. Mailman doesn't ask what you got sent in the mail, neither should Paypal.
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
Well you arenโt the only one apparently. I just canโt hope for anything. All I can do is draw shit and try to stay sane through all of this. Maybe weโll get lucky and heโll kick off but I will never have any respect for anyone who voted for him ever.
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
Not to be cynical but why are folks even bringing it up. Itโs he dead or dying or is it just speculation?
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel the same, on Twitter I got a few likes and follow by bots here I know most folks are real.
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social)
Sheโs not super open about her emotions but a small grin can mean so much :)
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
You got a bit of a journey ahead of you there. It used to take weeks to months to see him
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
I love it! Thatโs my kinda ship to sail the sky
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
Not bad. Congrats man. It was one of the few games I bought new, mostly cause it was cheap and Iโd played the others. Glad you still have success with it :)
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
On one hand I agree that no human let alone a child looks like that. Also larger eyes are an indication of being a predator in dim light conditions and that is freaking terrifyingโฆ That said I also agree that he should stop gooning and take us to mars, or go there himself or whatever
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
But does it have mod support so I can sail a 19th century schooner through space? Hopefully someday ;)
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
I love how so many of this pics show Nii being surprisingly competent. I feel I may have done her dirty with mine ;)
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
O I do, I just still feel compelled to try to earn money out of desperation. I wish I could create and make a living too. Thereโs a pride to it, as well as being able to feed myself without relying on my motherโฆ
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
Ive been focusing on it for a while, and it is getting better. I just wish it didnt feel like everyone in power was trying to make it harder out of spite...
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
Well i'm looking into Redbubbe, so hopefully its still okay, definitely cant afford to make it myself, but if there are some other producers i dont know about let me know. Meantime I'll probably be advertising a few things soon just in case :)
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
ugh... sorry, im starting to get a bit jaded of the whole process...
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
well thats kinda what i was afraid of. see i could make the stuff myself, but i need enough people to know me to buy it. Man i fucking hate this. I just want to function in a world that keeps rejecting me. I never wanted more than to be a part of society, but i cant make it work...
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
Well the thing is, i'm not even trying to do nsfw merch. The stuff i have put out is pretty damn wholesome. This one with the girl lifting her skirt is probably the worst of it. finding jobs around here is a pain in the arse, so i'm trying to make money some freaking way...
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
If anyone knows a legit merchandise producer that is still functioning in this time of terriffs and society seeming to deliver a collective fuck you to the art community, please let me know. I need to start doing some real marketing if i'm going to survive the next few years...
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
So like, what in the actual fuck am i suppose to do here? I've been trying to make money drawing and creating but every day it gets harder. harder to make merchandise, harder to make commission work, harder to find publishers that need illustrators. I fear the printers are next...
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social)
Starting to wonder something here. Folks are trying to ban pornography, which is dangerous, but now I find out that design by humans no longer sells stickers, phone cases mouse pads or anything flat, they just sell shirts and cups. Even if i want to make money legit, they keep making it harder...
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
For when you believe in the big G, but you wanna be low key about it ;)
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish i had been able to know its both okay to have those feelings and okay to not be interested. Jesus i was messed up... I think thats why i draw lewd stuff now, not as gratification, but because i find it interesting.
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought i was broken, or closeted homosexual or any other thing these bastards accused me of being. at the same time i thought i was a sinner for having any of the rare sexual thought i thought they wanted me to have. If you want to help kids deal with it, leave religion out.
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
You know when i was a kid I had people making fun of me because i was seemingly naive, or disinterested in sex, while simultaneously making me feel guilty for masturbating whenever i did. These were religious leaders... I didn't discover asexuality was a thing until i was 35...
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
I cant... i just always think of the cleanup afterwords, ewwww.
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
erm... i dont want to get too hyperbolic, but it would also likely lead to more shootings that idiots would blame on video games and SSRI's, which would get them banned and lead to even more shootings.
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
well... probably also yes, but replace girl with guy who hung himself for masturbating.
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
not to be too blunt Kay, but yes, that is their goal. to them sex is a sin and any sexual feelings are a sing. They want anyone who thinks naughty thoughts to be miserable, which is to say everyone.
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
You know itโs times like this Iโm glad my potato of a computer could never process any sort of mod.
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
O Iโm experiencing some sort of trauma right now ๐
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
I draw boobs and bondage. Ironically I have far more followers on my other account where I do not draw boobs and bondage. Must be the snails
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
Good lord it looks like senator Armstrong. I donโt report things for being unpleasant (and hilarious) but I will follow daddy Yoshidaโs advice and not talk about it ;)
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
did i seriously right t-shit... well you know what i mean. I gotta go to sleep XD
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
O that t-shit was kind of a random 2 minute sketch, but if folks actually wanted me to design a snailbunny t-shirt, I sure wouldn't mind. Heck if yall got a bunch of people to buy it i'd wanna thank you. Heres some examples but the sky is the limit or something :)
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social)
Though this may surprise people Andi is actually a fairly modern lalafell. She doesn't expose herself for fun, it just so happens a certain Ul'Dahn merchant told her that's how warriors dress. She'd probably "axe" him about it but it does distract the enemy ;) #lalafell #shortstack
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
well if it makes ya feel better this is after alot of drawing and i still feel like I'm no good, so its probably something anyone could do with enough practice.
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
Easier to just draw them nekked. Squeenix doesn't worry about that ;)
SaunterWing! [COMMS CLOSED] (@saunterwing.bsky.social) reposted
Uh oh! Looks like Abby's in a spot of trouble! Good thing Officer Nii's here to uphold the law! Uh-oh! Looks like they're going to get get upheld by Goonette instead! Good thing Goonette's got a thing for short cuties! My entry for @lexhanley.bsky.social 's Bondage goblin art contest!
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
Man your blurred pfp made me think you blocked me or something... That said, what day specifically ;)
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
ooo totally, finding that balance is so fun. Like a diamond in the rough blending form and function.
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
that said, these days they tend to opt to the practical when showing armor. Heavy coats of mail for the body, plates for the immobile parts and different headgears depending on the situation. The best example is the crystarium set: gearsets.eorzeacollection.com/quest/shb/cr...
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
you know, ive seen Square Enix try with some of their sets in FFXIV, there is one based off the Final Fantasy II art that seems to work, but its pretty wild. I love some of this stuff though :)
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
Sadly thats probably the biggest issue. If you are looking for a cheap tablet. Huion makes some good ones, though i fear thanks to... certain people it may be hard to get one. Still check them out if you can.
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
To tell the truth I tend to freedraw a lot. Eyes can be tricky but if you put the lines in the wrong place itโs easy enough to move around until it looks right. Even still I always redraw them a bit. I havnt used airbrushes myself though, usually opting for a textured pencil instead
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
Youโll also notice the umbrella sticking out of the bleed, it was just a black shape I made into essentially a shadow. One way to make a complex looking background really easily is just to imagine a shadow of the objects.
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
Iโll show an example of both if my phone will allow it. In the first note the complexity, the lalafell is one layer so o could move it if I needed to where the background is also made of lineart and color layers. In the second pic the background is only one layer I just drew on.
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
When backgrounds are added you have to decide if you want to do all the same rules as with the subject or keep it simple. I usually keep it simple on the account, but for a real portfolio piece you put as much work in one as the other
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
Always make your lines a different layer, it makes it easier to fix if you mess up. Some folks have extra layers for shading, though in my case it depends on the style that I want to use. More cartoony means I do the shading on a separate layer, but if I want more kids book style I do it manually
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
Girl is gonna fork you up ;)
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooo fun. Iโll check them out :)
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
awww thank you, i've been trying to draw more outfits. Also I don't always intend to tie them up in them either. Its just well. folks know me for that. Thank you for the great idea and i hope to see more :)
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
And well this was inevitable, also i reposted the other here to cause i forgot the alt text like a dingus ;)
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social)
I may have simplified it. I hope it looks okay. Andromeda isnt usually down for such formal dress.
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
around when the tumblr thing was going down. It flagged this, as NSFW. I had never draw anything the least bit nsfw at that point, and was a timid Mormon trying to make it as an illustrator. This is what i'm afraid of. This is what we should all be afraid of.
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
O yeah, thatโs why Iโm always saying that on the sfw account too. We canโt ignore this cause it doesnโt affect us immediately. It will
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
When I saw that scene in endwalker first, I knew my second time through had to involve some sweet vengeance ;)
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
Any artist will feel that. You are awesome in that you are trying to help fight it, that is fantastic :)
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
Sadly steam is severly lacking. and with the whole Itch.IO fiasco, its pretty tenuious, but the creators are still updating as they can
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
here's their patreon if it helps. its one of the very few i justify supporting, especially now, but be careful what you say cause patreon sucks right now: www.patreon.com/c/EroDungeon...
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey โโtis the nsfw account of a certain snail. I donโt know much cause well I havnt looked, but I would recommend if you can find it, one called Ero Hunters. Its a sort of city builder rpg type game that just happens to be pervy
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
As appropriate a time as any to re post this ;)
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
Always wondered how those worked ;)
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
Girl you're a gradius boss :D
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
I love the clothing style, as if to say, what if a loincloth was more modern ;)
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
I didnt even know this was a thing and i need to try and submit something to it :D
Sir Kink's ๐ Trading Company Outpost (@sirkinkstradingco.bsky.social) reposted
ANNOUNCING THE SUMMER OF SERIALS PULP PERILS CONTEST! RULES IN ALT-TEXT! Pulp Prompt Explainer: docs.google.com/document/d/1... Prizes: 1. 1 - 3 character colored commission w/ background! 2. 1 Character colored commission w/ background! 3. A WANDERized commission of a character of your choice!
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
Letโs be honest, โhow can I explain this to my kidsโ literally means โI donโt want my kid to realize what a jackass I amโ The kid will figure it out sooner than you think.
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
ngl i saw that, thought i was on my sfw account, and was still sorely tempted to somehow insert that dress into a wholesome drawing. That said I know a certain greenhaired shortstack that would look amazing in it ;)
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly. Its not up to us to choose what is offensive because everyone is different. the people who think they can determine what is overall offensive or not are just egotists.
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
You know pix, Iโll admit a lot of your stuff skeeves me out, itโs just not really my thing, but I will defend your right to post it. Iโm afraid to defend loli for the connotations, but good on you for showing that we canโt just ban stuff we are uncomfortable with
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
Post it. At this point Iโd say you should go out of your way to post it. I am going to post whatever art I damn well please on this site until they make me stop. We cannot and should not go quietly
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
Oooo god I didnโt think of that. Man fuck this timelineโฆ
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
keep in mind, my mother is extremely level headed mostly. She has a trained nose for bullshit and taught us as well. but even she admitted if the prophet told her to die she would do so willingly.
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
no doubt. Its just that this limit is pushed way far back when cults are involved. I once asked my mother two questions that she didnt like at all. Would you die if the prophet told you to? and Would you kill if the prophet told you to? She answered yes to the first and no to the second, but yeah.
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
I sure hope youโre right man. Iโve been around a few cults in my life and the similarities are kinda eerie
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
You say that and I hope youโre right, but as one of those people poised to lose Medicaid I donโt think they care much. And as for their followers, well if the Epstein crap wonโt sway them I doubt know what will
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry yu. I imagine a few other states will follow suitโฆ hard to find work as it is these days without our governments taking more stuff awayโฆ
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
That said as I have said, I will keep drawing until they make me stop. Thatโs all there is to it
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
While I see where you are coming from my concern lies in probable answers to these questionsโฆ 1. By taking money from education, healthcare, and other social services deemed pointless by the admin. 2. Sporadically, and directed towards targets they want to suppress
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
Child marriage is legal in Mississippi. A 40 year old can marry a 12 year old. They donโt give a shit about kids and they never did
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
Ahh I see. That sucks. Condolences
Parasseaux ๐ (@parraseaux.bsky.social) reply parent
Somehow ironically an angel gets its wings. Or they just sorta hang out. Maybe a movie night