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An easy way to not get a speeding ticket is to drive the speed limit.
George, if he has any life left in him, I’m sure he’ll do it for you
Make that bog rattle!!
I was thinking #2
Same
Hey Cheryl, come get ya boy
He’s resigning because he’s dead
I have a better idea, Mike. Zip it.
We’ve got you, chicago friends! I’m sure we’re next here in seattle. It’s very hard to do anything with all this no crime happening!
They should have just had newsom’s social media person take over trumps. Then we would never have known he’s dead.
Be careful!!!
Wow. I’ve spent plenty of time obsessed with Shackleton. This is so cool!
He is 100% potato
Nate silver is the noise
Yup. The kids in my seattle neighborhood lay in the street, walk to the lake, like a human life.
It’s our time to shine!
President Plutonium.
We need to get the scroll out of his mouth to deactivate him.
Thank god he looks so bad
Srsly yall at this point I need to see more labor wins than this tired old list that gets propped up every year.
Maybe don’t make health care illegal
I love you, NEORSD
Lick the boot!
Tired of the games these assholes play to protect his fucking ego. No one should ever have to interpret a goddamned president’s fucking social media post like this.
Well he looks fine to me!
🤞
BBC still tryna rehab this damned broad.
Seems like they did a grate job to me.
Rule is, you have to pay a premium for good testicle content.
Dead as a door nail.
This is a trap for women
Baby has more
So I guess my mattress is my bank now??
I’m betting they got it from RFK and they’re just scapegoating raccoons now.
Congrats!
Chicago is so great. I went for the first time this year and I would move there in a minute if I could bring my neighbors and reconstruct my entire life. But I will absolutely visit again!
Ty
Donald j trump hates this country and everyone in it.
Just the one vertebra? Where is god
Listen, be more dedicated to detrimental habits. Pull over and scroll.
Reminder: Most mass shootings are carried out by cisgender men.
Did anyone check the trunk
Bingo
Giuliani AND trump are dead. Who else can we add to our conspiracy
How severe? Asking for a world.
With a hooker.
Picking up a hooker.
Giuliani in the meat district.
It’s long past time to address cisgender male violence. I’m tired of these murderers.
Ew/ew
What’s he going to run for next?
Stouffers french bread pizza yaaaasss
Amazing. Congrats!
Also fuck those asshole flipping off the PUBLIC
You’re cotdamn right we can have our own conspiracy theories
There has been the same 3 pictures since Wednesday, I still think he's dead.
People over property
My Governor and AG will tear him a new one.
Don’t care
How does this email find you
We’re definitely doing it. It was almost a Has Justine landed moment. We need this.
THOSE INSECTS WERE RIGHT
4 Chan believes lol
Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first? (Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
Chicken butt
You know what
God I just ugggghhh. WHY DO I HAVE TO PAY THIS CRAZY RICH ASS
When my anxiety level rises, I buy a lot of tofu, canned fish, and frozen mackerel and salmon. Nothing makes me feel more secure than that.
I never envisioned this scenario but my phone and internet are now separate companies so it was a happy accident.
Sounds comcasty
I’m not hearing you!
Just scraping by
WHAT WILL HAPPEN
Another excuse not to pay a worker.
60’s are also pretty popping. Husband gave me gonorrhea so I divorced him after 34 years together and we were just about to retire and spend half the year in Spain. Now I work in renewable energy and guess what’s happening with that? Anyway, it keeps me on my toes.
I mean sure, but have you considered grad school, open heart surgery, and getting fired? That’s how I enjoyed my fifties.
Ugh. Autocorrect is annoying tooooooo
Cape odder is a super annoying name too.
Flawless
Ordering some Boars Head for RFK
He is both dead and alive.
These are not fears. They are hopes.
I listened to this while painting my dining room and my walls are encrusted with this tale.
That’s right! I threw mine out fast after 34 years together.
Guys I can’t come Death Watch. I NEED this. We all deserve it!
lol we’ve had precedent set about that but it won’t matter!
Love it.
Freya, they named an entire day after You because you’re so powerful. Go out and take what’s yours!
Good thing the markets weren’t open during the trump is dead oh no there’s a pic of him alive part of this sim
Listen to lameass gross old man comments about women.
Trump probably thinks that kid is baron
I never thought I would spend so much of my life having to look at stupid fucking Donald shitass trump
This is why they’ve been trying to get AI up and running: we’ll have AI Trump forever.
He’s not holding today’s paper. I don’t believe it
How could they forget the racism
Gonna be a real flowers in gun muzzles moment.
Trump being dead is a distraction
Hahahahhaha. No on cares!!!
Not anxiety. Just hopeful anticipation