Don't get between Ted and the airport bar in the departures during a natural disaster.
Pretends to be well read but truthfully only reads Reacher books. Terrified that as I'm approaching the age I'll be needing Medicaid and SS they're being burned to the ground. And I miss having a dog.
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Don't get between Ted and the airport bar in the departures during a natural disaster.
Go ahead and call him a pedophile rapist. Worst case is he sues and then there'd be discovery.
You can't expect them to walk away from the insider trading and free haircuts. What would become of them?
Why not just get Charlie Kirk or Nick Fuentes? Why go only half white supremacist?
Pushing for 77 year old Janet Mills to run for governor?! You have learned nothing, and that's another reason you're going to get primaried.
Both those fuckers would prefer the ship goes down as long as they get to keep their hand on the tiller.
How exactly would we go about closing the wealth gap? I have to think billionaires will fight tooth and nail to avoid paying their fair share of taxes and giving their employees a good wage.
Quick kiss your wife!
Saw her a couple years ago in Milwaukee, she still looked and sounded fantastic.
She was my first concert Autumn 83 the Learning to Crawl tour ✌️
Ok I get that.
I would add Chrissy Hynde too
Karen O. And Alice Murton
Friendly isn't the same as friends..
He looks like Timothy Oliphant is gonna kick in his door any second now in Harlan county.
Blue collar union workers also live two years longer on average 👊 stronger together
Love your "fight the power" hat 👊
Apparently their God works on commission
Yeah you really think he could survive a trip to India?
As much as I'd like to piss on his grave I would like to see him a drooling, incontinent mess, for a while anyway.
Tell them to take their asses to Russia. This isn't a country for them
I pray for Kaleb DeBoer's dog.
Couldn't agree more ✌️
Who appointed him and kept him there for four years waiting for the epiphany that never came?
Wow better than Watts and Garrett?
Remember when politicians getting gunned down in their homes would have been a big story with legs?
Wait till the missiles start flying in Venezuela.
I suspected that, since it was five days ago,there'd be no mention of the Minnesota school shootings on the Sunday shows. Was I right?
If Micah had gone to an AFC team ,where would he rank in the conference for pass rushing?
Oh well what are you gonna do?
If settle for accomplishing one thing. At this point we can't even do that.
Not coming out this year it seems
Why would a politician not be bound by the same mandatory retirement age that everyone else is?
Supreme Court says a company is a person so why not?
Kid may be on to something.
Because they always land on their ass.
Hope you have a replacement mailbox ready to go.
Any God that would allow a grown man to leave the house in that shirt is no God of mine.
Let's talk about that manifesto leaked last year before the election six months into the regime putting it in motion on a site infested with Nazis. I'm afraid I have to pass Jim.
How many.of these impotent,flaccid posts like this are we going to have to endure? Let's import South Korea's opposition party so at least we have a fighting chance, since this one is hapless.
Yep they sure are. Here's an idea,let's import the South Korean opposition party to replace you complicit weaklings.
Oh my God did you really say that!? That'll really make a difference!
Only thing better would be him in PJs.
Yeah this is wrong and short sighted but there's larger and more pressing problems is the country today. The militarization of cities and the ongoing repression of Democratic votes makes any future policy changes unattainable. First things first Mike.
You spelled impeach wrong.
Yeah that guy doesn't care if the ship goes down as long as he gets to stay at the wheel.
There's a Skip Bayless metaphor somewhere in that lede.
Democratic party - keeping the powder dry since 1980.
The Bears are confident their second round rookie tackle is up to the task.
Kinda weird seeing Barry with an undershirt on. In Chicago he never wore anything under his jersey no matter the weather.
That's nice, but let's do something about the masked ,armed, unidentified men terrorizing and kidnapping people. First things first.
We need more gun free zones like Congress or NRA meetings.
Nite Jonathan ,recharge those batteries. ✌️
Turns out they were all mouth on everything they ever preached.
I prefer online as fuck 👊
Hope southern Illinois appreciates it and rewards the party that made it possible, unlike red states and Biden.
Hurtling towards authoritarianism. What's left, building the ovens?
It is. Think of a town of 25 thousand people every person shot dead this year, and next year another and another every year after that. That's the numbers of American gun violence. Shot dead over robberies,insults, parking spaces, missing chicken fingers in a drive through order.
Aw shit sorry
If only the NRA would cave like cracker barrel or Columbia.
Bet Dr Cassidy is concerned
Finally, smoking pays off!
Groping is a big problem
That's one of those rhetorical questions
Today is Wednesday, we'll see where this story slots into the Sunday shows, if it even makes the cut.
Twenty toddlers gunned down huddled in a corner in Sandy Hook didn't move the needle,this won't even make the Sunday shows.
Problem is the wealthy right views healthcare as zero sum. More for the poor means less for them.
Awful enough to make changes. Sandy Hook was over twenty toddlers gunned down and it didn't move our needle an inch.
Simple, Republicans are all mouth. About everything.
Sadly ,I reached numbness years ago. If a class full of toddlers getting gunned down huddled in a corner or dozens of concertgoers murdered enjoying a show didn't move the needle, I really can't imagine what will .
Well to be fair, Minnesota apparently has no gun laws.
We have and will continue to accept tens of thousands of gun deaths per year.
Near as I can tell, Minnesota has no gun laws.
But not their streets. It won't register until they show up in the suburbs and rural towns. They don't consider cities part of "their" America.
Australia too
Except Congress and NRA meetings, which are gun free zones.
Let's skip over to the real issue of the day,cracker barrel.
Are we still approaching authoritarianism? Still more to go?
Chicago loves it's flag,it's everywhere
I always go inside out and backwards
Bulldog farts make all other dogs' farts smell like a lavender bush by comparison.
Hell even a stick with a nail on the end
Issued rifles but not a grabby dealie
A dog that's not up early to go out is an absolute godsend
Imagine leaving behind a pregnant wife and a toddler for this bullshit
They got issued rifles but not a stick with a nail on the end or a grabby dealie.
They get rifles but not a stick with a nail on the end?
Well at least the national bird is the bald eagle. We got that going for us.
On vacation. It's August
A big strong man with tears in his eyes said to him Sir, America really needs a dictator.
Another phony Christian burning in hell. Good
Great narration of this regime. It would be much funnier if you did it in Ron Howard's voice.
No shortage of racist volunteers who'd do it for free.
Sorry Amy but your constituents are really done with this endless Dem narration of this lawless regime. You know who would have helped in this fight? Al Franken.
Well we do get the cures and advancements, like the Internet.
Kluwe sorry
Chris Klewe- Assman
Or just pretend you're a pet owner in the 70s and just don't go to the vet and " see how it goes".
Also getting tired of being told we're approaching authoritarianism. We're fucking there.
Woo hoo! Welcome to the thunderdome Nazis!!