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I think he’s saying that it would be a career-ender today. I adore the Pythons and I don’t think Michael in particular is being a martyr here (pun intended).
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I think he’s saying that it would be a career-ender today. I adore the Pythons and I don’t think Michael in particular is being a martyr here (pun intended).
Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent
They’re simply more likely to not want to be held to task for their beliefs. Most of them would vote for him again.
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James Patterson’s The Hobbit (with Tom Clancy)
Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent
We elected the guard rails
Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent
America is being policed by a 2.0 grade point average.
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You picked the wrong music.
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Judy Blume's follow-up, "Are You There, God? It's A Me, Mario!" Did not sell nearly as well.
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And an entire generation who doesn’t think subsequent generations should get the same opportunities as they did.
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Is he gonna tell the truth about Corey again?
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Are my dogs empathetic or do they just know I’m an emotional eater?
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The shop steward vote must be hard to tally.
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I would imagine the solid gold toilets require delicate counterbalancing.
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Lickspittle
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She should have a meme coin and sell access to herself. That’s apparently a-ok.
ACLU (@aclu.org) reposted
BREAKING: President Trump signed an executive order directing states to criminalize and institutionalize people experiencing homelessness, addiction, and mental health disabilities.
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Does the tariff include tax on offshoring jobs to the Philippines?
Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent
This is satire right? Right?
Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent
The FTC protecting consumers over big business? Not under this administration. REST will just buy some Trump crypto and all the complaints will disappear into thin air. (See what I did there?)
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Was it a VW logo?
Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, but how did her feet look?
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They’re not “scrambling to decide” anything. They’re waiting to be told what to believe. It’s a PR strategy being managed from the White House.
NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted
A Nazi owns Twitter, right wing billionaires own the Wall Street Journal and the LA Times, and CBS is run by a right wing nepo baby who just fired one of the network’s biggest stars for criticizing Donald Trump. Here’s why America has a left-wing media bias problem.
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Feckless even!
ProPublica (@propublica.org) reposted
“Historically, when left to their own devices, states don’t necessarily do the right thing for kids with disabilities and their families,” a former director at the federal Office of Special Education Programs said. With @idahostatesman.com (Published May)
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She’s fishing for stock tips
Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent
The worst person you know just made a good point.
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Are the British this draconian when it comes to traffic laws? You wouldn’t even get pulled over for 6 mph over the speed limit in the U.S. (if you’re white)
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The biggest lie here is that the Dems stick together like glue. If we were that united, he would never have been elected in the first place.
Joshua Weishart (@joshuaweishart.bsky.social) reposted
So let me see if I have this straight, they don’t want a federal education department, “send it back to the states,” except they also don’t want to actually send any federal money to help states provide education, except... 1/
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Good thing the FBI doesn’t talk about like secret stuff or anything.
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“She lit up a room.” “Things like this don’t happen here.” “We never used to lock our doors.”
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This church is famous for its dress code: No Jacket Required.
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Van Drew is a flip-flopping piece of garbage. He was elected as a Dem but then went full MAGA because his district is full of rich boomer retirees and assorted assholes who don’t care about the rest of the state. No one takes him seriously. He’s Krysten Sinema without the glasses.
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Weird how you never see ICE raids in Brighton Beach, or Lakewood, NJ.
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His kids famously despised him for most of their lives. I know people who attended the Hill School with Eric and Don Jr.
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Get Off of My Cloud - The Rolling Stones
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What are the optics on the Director of the FBI writing a children’s book about his boss, who is on the Epstein flight logs?
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Will he show up for this vote or will it be as performative as him being “unavailable” for the last impeachment vote?
Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s “do this or it’ll be done for you.”
Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent
This is disgusting. Pure propaganda.
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Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn’t that literally what you’re proposing? Flooding the zone with memes?
Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent
I just think there’s far more constructive things to do with your time than to argue with people who are literally begging you to do so. If you think that’s gonna move the needle, go off. Good luck.
Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent
You realize how hypocritical that sounds as a response to this guy’s central argument right? You’re just giving them what they want. Reactionary minds need something to react to. You’re just giving them a new target to flail and froth at. Don’t feed the trolls.
Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly. Don’t waste a finite resource (your mental health) trying to reason with people (bots) who are incapable of reason. They’re all in too deep. Admitting to any “fact” that you throw at them would make their collective identity crumble.
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Zak Asgard sounds like the name Odin used to hit on to Valkyries after too much mead.
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You can’t reach the lost. By definition, they are irredeemable. There’s not a single person on TWITTER who would engage in a good faith argument anyway.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
"Metadata embedded in the Epstein video and analyzed by WIRED and independent video forensics experts shows that rather than being a direct export from the prison’s surveillance system, the footage was modified, likely using the professional editing tool Adobe Premiere Pro."
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English food is an oxymoron.
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So proud to be represented by Andy Kim.
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You don’t say?!
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Epstein list?
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
New in PN: The worst chief justice of all time "American history has no shortage of legendarily bad chief justices and disgraceful decisions. But John Roberts has overseen the wholesale corruption and capture of the Supreme Court, and history should look back on his tenure with revulsion."
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The only thing I know about Kant is that he was a real pissant who was very rarely stable.
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Green Day’s seminal “Doocy” album produced many hits.
David Leavitt (@davidleavitt.bsky.social) reposted
I have so many questions: Is Pam Bondi tweeting from Roger Stone’s account? 🤔 Or did the social media manger forget what account they were logged into and did it from Stone’s instead of Bondi’s? If Roger Stone made the post, why? 🤔
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I named my PC “the Gibson” but no one ever laughs when I get on their WiFi. I need better friends.
Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent
Read the fucking article before you shoehorn your personal narrative in.
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The 4 stars are for the 4th Reich.
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Send lawyers, guns and money
Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks for the reminder to mute you.
Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent
Planting the seed?! It’s already full-grown. Look at what happened in MN.
Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s the figurehead. He rubber stamps whatever the next lickspittle slides across his desk. He doesn’t even know all the things in his own bill.
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He gave them permission. Their seething contempt has always been there, they were just too afraid to act on it until consequences were removed.
Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent
I have Bob Mould tix for later this month. ;)
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Bread and circuses
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FYAD
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Bold of you to assume they took measures to hide it. They probably just bought crypto from him.
Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent
I reported a TikTok account with the ‘14 words’ in the profile, full of white supremacist and anti-Semitic posts and was told there was no violation.
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He’s trying to figure out an hourly rate for future speaking engagements.
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Nicholas Grossman (@nicholasgrossman.bsky.social) reposted
Yeah, I’m patriotic. My patriotism sounds like Credence, Springsteen, and Chuck D.
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They have the emotional depth of a teaspoon.
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If they recover wreckage, the current admin will put it in an exhibit at The Smithsonian they label “DEI” and hide in the basement behind a sign that says, “Beware the leopard.”
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I saw the Red Hot Chili Peppers open for The Dead Milkmen.
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NO SPOILERS
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Someone make some shitty AI image of Pam Bondi arresting Woody Woodpecker. I’m too tired.
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I thought it was an Italian long hot pepper.
Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent
Get back to us when you remember what #hacktivism is supposed to be doing in moments like this. Here’s a primer: giving people some hope in the way only a group with your skills are able. Expose the lies.
Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent
As the son of one if those guys, I can assure you that anything they all agree on is never going to be an improvement. *gestures wildly at everything*
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Steve Scalise ducked when he should’ve weaved.
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He’s as useful as a Tee-Ball pitcher.
Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it her shitbag husband?
Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent
I assumed she was threatening him with prosecution. Her simply not knowing there’s more than one meaning for ‘indictment’ is the most on-brand application of Hanlon’s Razor in MAGA history.
Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent
From these comments alone it’s pretty clear that tone policing solves very little save for giving people ostensibly on the same side yet another thing to divide us. People deal with grief in different ways, whether it’s Catastrophizing, denial, or anger. Some people just want to be proven wrong
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There will always be a market and need for canned fruits and vegetables. It was the private equity shift that doomed the company. Did you read the article or just the headline?
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Sinclair is a cancer
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Welp, that’s a wrap on American democracy. Someone get the lights on your way out.
Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent
Why did JOE BIDEN make us do this?!
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He probably would welcome getting primaried at this point. He won’t get death threats at whatever cushy consulting job he takes.
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“Let them eat cake. No cap.”
The Washington Post (@washingtonpost.com) reposted
Priscilla Chan’s decision to stop funding the school she opened to help struggling families shows the risks for communities reliant on wealthy private donors.
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Deus X
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You’ve had a standing invite to every significant event in my life since ‘76. So it’s not Venice but we have good food.
Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent
And semantics.