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@pkbrooks.bsky.social

Philadelphia sports fan, Lacrosse enthusiast, Dog-obsessed.

created October 10, 2023

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Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

I think he’s saying that it would be a career-ender today. I adore the Pythons and I don’t think Michael in particular is being a martyr here (pun intended).

30/8/2025, 9:24:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re simply more likely to not want to be held to task for their beliefs. Most of them would vote for him again.

29/8/2025, 12:46:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

James Patterson’s The Hobbit (with Tom Clancy)

28/8/2025, 10:33:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

We elected the guard rails

27/8/2025, 4:26:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

America is being policed by a 2.0 grade point average.

27/8/2025, 12:05:22 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

You picked the wrong music.

25/8/2025, 1:06:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social)

Judy Blume's follow-up, "Are You There, God? It's A Me, Mario!" Did not sell nearly as well.

25/8/2025, 1:05:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

And an entire generation who doesn’t think subsequent generations should get the same opportunities as they did.

17/8/2025, 1:41:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

“That’s a pretty girl down there. I wonder if she goes out with one of the YANKEES.” - From the movie Tommy Boy
16/8/2025, 10:50:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

Is he gonna tell the truth about Corey again?

13/8/2025, 11:30:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social)

Are my dogs empathetic or do they just know I’m an emotional eater?

10/8/2025, 1:14:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

The shop steward vote must be hard to tally.

29/7/2025, 1:46:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

I would imagine the solid gold toilets require delicate counterbalancing.

28/7/2025, 1:03:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

Lickspittle

28/7/2025, 12:58:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

She should have a meme coin and sell access to herself. That’s apparently a-ok.

26/7/2025, 1:23:03 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ACLU (@aclu.org) reposted

BREAKING: President Trump signed an executive order directing states to criminalize and institutionalize people experiencing homelessness, addiction, and mental health disabilities.

24/7/2025, 9:20:59 PM | 7035 3821 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

Does the tariff include tax on offshoring jobs to the Philippines?

24/7/2025, 12:29:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

This is satire right? Right?

20/7/2025, 10:19:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

The FTC protecting consumers over big business? Not under this administration. REST will just buy some Trump crypto and all the complaints will disappear into thin air. (See what I did there?)

19/7/2025, 6:41:39 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

Was it a VW logo?

19/7/2025, 3:05:16 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, but how did her feet look?

18/7/2025, 11:06:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re not “scrambling to decide” anything. They’re waiting to be told what to believe. It’s a PR strategy being managed from the White House.

18/7/2025, 10:37:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted

A Nazi owns Twitter, right wing billionaires own the Wall Street Journal and the LA Times, and CBS is run by a right wing nepo baby who just fired one of the network’s biggest stars for criticizing Donald Trump. Here’s why America has a left-wing media bias problem.

18/7/2025, 4:51:59 PM | 16499 4857 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

Feckless even!

18/7/2025, 8:26:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ProPublica (@propublica.org) reposted

“Historically, when left to their own devices, states don’t necessarily do the right thing for kids with disabilities and their families,” a former director at the federal Office of Special Education Programs said. With @idahostatesman.com (Published May)

18/7/2025, 3:15:17 AM | 748 271 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

She’s fishing for stock tips

18/7/2025, 8:19:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

The worst person you know just made a good point.

17/7/2025, 11:23:29 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

Are the British this draconian when it comes to traffic laws? You wouldn’t even get pulled over for 6 mph over the speed limit in the U.S. (if you’re white)

16/7/2025, 4:24:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/7/2025, 3:50:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

The biggest lie here is that the Dems stick together like glue. If we were that united, he would never have been elected in the first place.

16/7/2025, 3:46:27 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua Weishart (@joshuaweishart.bsky.social) reposted

So let me see if I have this straight, they don’t want a federal education department, “send it back to the states,” except they also don’t want to actually send any federal money to help states provide education, except... 1/

15/7/2025, 3:45:03 PM | 236 66 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

Good thing the FBI doesn’t talk about like secret stuff or anything.

15/7/2025, 9:01:52 PM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

“She lit up a room.” “Things like this don’t happen here.” “We never used to lock our doors.”

15/7/2025, 8:57:06 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

This church is famous for its dress code: No Jacket Required.

15/7/2025, 8:18:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

Van Drew is a flip-flopping piece of garbage. He was elected as a Dem but then went full MAGA because his district is full of rich boomer retirees and assorted assholes who don’t care about the rest of the state. No one takes him seriously. He’s Krysten Sinema without the glasses.

15/7/2025, 8:15:59 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

Weird how you never see ICE raids in Brighton Beach, or Lakewood, NJ.

15/7/2025, 12:39:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

His kids famously despised him for most of their lives. I know people who attended the Hill School with Eric and Don Jr.

15/7/2025, 12:17:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

Get Off of My Cloud - The Rolling Stones

14/7/2025, 9:41:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social)

What are the optics on the Director of the FBI writing a children’s book about his boss, who is on the Epstein flight logs?

14/7/2025, 4:50:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

Will he show up for this vote or will it be as performative as him being “unavailable” for the last impeachment vote?

13/7/2025, 7:50:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s “do this or it’ll be done for you.”

13/7/2025, 7:45:07 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

This is disgusting. Pure propaganda.

13/7/2025, 5:38:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

12/7/2025, 7:41:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

Isn’t that literally what you’re proposing? Flooding the zone with memes?

12/7/2025, 7:35:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

I just think there’s far more constructive things to do with your time than to argue with people who are literally begging you to do so. If you think that’s gonna move the needle, go off. Good luck.

12/7/2025, 7:24:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

You realize how hypocritical that sounds as a response to this guy’s central argument right? You’re just giving them what they want. Reactionary minds need something to react to. You’re just giving them a new target to flail and froth at. Don’t feed the trolls.

12/7/2025, 6:51:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly. Don’t waste a finite resource (your mental health) trying to reason with people (bots) who are incapable of reason. They’re all in too deep. Admitting to any “fact” that you throw at them would make their collective identity crumble.

12/7/2025, 6:39:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

Zak Asgard sounds like the name Odin used to hit on to Valkyries after too much mead.

12/7/2025, 6:36:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

You can’t reach the lost. By definition, they are irredeemable. There’s not a single person on TWITTER who would engage in a good faith argument anyway.

12/7/2025, 6:24:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

"Metadata embedded in the Epstein video and analyzed by WIRED and independent video forensics experts shows that rather than being a direct export from the prison’s surveillance system, the footage was modified, likely using the professional editing tool Adobe Premiere Pro."

11/7/2025, 5:51:46 PM | 9995 3692 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

English food is an oxymoron.

12/7/2025, 2:30:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

So proud to be represented by Andy Kim.

11/7/2025, 12:08:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

You don’t say?!

10/7/2025, 7:42:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

Epstein list?

10/7/2025, 7:14:34 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

New in PN: The worst chief justice of all time "American history has no shortage of legendarily bad chief justices and disgraceful decisions. But John Roberts has overseen the wholesale corruption and capture of the Supreme Court, and history should look back on his tenure with revulsion."

10/7/2025, 11:30:07 AM | 31950 10608 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

The only thing I know about Kant is that he was a real pissant who was very rarely stable.

9/7/2025, 8:46:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

Green Day’s seminal “Doocy” album produced many hits.

8/7/2025, 1:24:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Leavitt (@davidleavitt.bsky.social) reposted

I have so many questions: Is Pam Bondi tweeting from Roger Stone’s account? 🤔 Or did the social media manger forget what account they were logged into and did it from Stone’s instead of Bondi’s? If Roger Stone made the post, why? 🤔

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8/7/2025, 10:03:12 AM | 2273 595 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

I named my PC “the Gibson” but no one ever laughs when I get on their WiFi. I need better friends.

7/7/2025, 5:38:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

Read the fucking article before you shoehorn your personal narrative in.

7/7/2025, 5:37:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

The 4 stars are for the 4th Reich.

7/7/2025, 1:02:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

Send lawyers, guns and money

7/7/2025, 3:38:45 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks for the reminder to mute you.

5/7/2025, 2:55:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

Planting the seed?! It’s already full-grown. Look at what happened in MN.

4/7/2025, 10:19:05 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s the figurehead. He rubber stamps whatever the next lickspittle slides across his desk. He doesn’t even know all the things in his own bill.

4/7/2025, 10:18:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

He gave them permission. Their seething contempt has always been there, they were just too afraid to act on it until consequences were removed.

4/7/2025, 10:15:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

I have Bob Mould tix for later this month. ;)

4/7/2025, 9:03:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

Bread and circuses

4/7/2025, 8:51:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

FYAD

4/7/2025, 8:46:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

Bold of you to assume they took measures to hide it. They probably just bought crypto from him.

4/7/2025, 8:41:26 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

I reported a TikTok account with the ‘14 words’ in the profile, full of white supremacist and anti-Semitic posts and was told there was no violation.

Racist TikTok account screenshot. TikTok denying a violation on racist account.
4/7/2025, 8:40:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s trying to figure out an hourly rate for future speaking engagements.

4/7/2025, 6:57:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/7/2025, 6:36:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicholas Grossman (@nicholasgrossman.bsky.social) reposted

Yeah, I’m patriotic. My patriotism sounds like Credence, Springsteen, and Chuck D.

4/7/2025, 4:05:45 PM | 182 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

They have the emotional depth of a teaspoon.

4/7/2025, 6:17:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

If they recover wreckage, the current admin will put it in an exhibit at The Smithsonian they label “DEI” and hide in the basement behind a sign that says, “Beware the leopard.”

4/7/2025, 6:15:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

I saw the Red Hot Chili Peppers open for The Dead Milkmen.

4/7/2025, 6:11:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

NO SPOILERS

4/7/2025, 6:08:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone make some shitty AI image of Pam Bondi arresting Woody Woodpecker. I’m too tired.

4/7/2025, 6:07:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

4/7/2025, 6:05:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought it was an Italian long hot pepper.

4/7/2025, 4:54:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

Get back to us when you remember what #hacktivism is supposed to be doing in moments like this. Here’s a primer: giving people some hope in the way only a group with your skills are able. Expose the lies.

4/7/2025, 3:49:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

As the son of one if those guys, I can assure you that anything they all agree on is never going to be an improvement. *gestures wildly at everything*

4/7/2025, 3:39:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

Steve Scalise ducked when he should’ve weaved.

4/7/2025, 5:29:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s as useful as a Tee-Ball pitcher.

4/7/2025, 5:14:40 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

Is it her shitbag husband?

4/7/2025, 5:09:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

I assumed she was threatening him with prosecution. Her simply not knowing there’s more than one meaning for ‘indictment’ is the most on-brand application of Hanlon’s Razor in MAGA history.

3/7/2025, 11:19:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

@sarahlongwell25.bsky.social

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2/7/2025, 6:44:12 PM | 44405 15141 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

From these comments alone it’s pretty clear that tone policing solves very little save for giving people ostensibly on the same side yet another thing to divide us. People deal with grief in different ways, whether it’s Catastrophizing, denial, or anger. Some people just want to be proven wrong

3/7/2025, 3:42:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

There will always be a market and need for canned fruits and vegetables. It was the private equity shift that doomed the company. Did you read the article or just the headline?

3/7/2025, 2:31:29 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

Sinclair is a cancer

2/7/2025, 2:22:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt.bsky.social) reposted

(Fletch voice) Thank God, the… Democrats.

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2/7/2025, 12:56:39 AM | 2197 147 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

Welp, that’s a wrap on American democracy. Someone get the lights on your way out.

1/7/2025, 4:14:57 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

Why did JOE BIDEN make us do this?!

1/7/2025, 1:32:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

He probably would welcome getting primaried at this point. He won’t get death threats at whatever cushy consulting job he takes.

30/6/2025, 2:17:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

“Let them eat cake. No cap.”

29/6/2025, 6:24:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Washington Post (@washingtonpost.com) reposted

Priscilla Chan’s decision to stop funding the school she opened to help struggling families shows the risks for communities reliant on wealthy private donors.

29/6/2025, 5:44:33 PM | 11019 4121 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

Deus X

29/6/2025, 2:08:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

You’ve had a standing invite to every significant event in my life since ‘76. So it’s not Venice but we have good food.

28/6/2025, 9:09:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Legion of Doomscrolling (@pkbrooks.bsky.social) reply parent

And semantics.

28/6/2025, 8:38:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view