Another great Kibblesmith comedy insight 🏆
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Another great Kibblesmith comedy insight 🏆
Like the dutiful honeybee, I too communicate through dance
I fear this product is too strong. She clearly overshot and now she’s got fraternal triplets. Too many!!
It is called chicken bones but it contains no chicken and it contains no bones but it does contain butterscotch and it does contain some anonymous kind of nut. I am listening 😂💕
Where all those marriages happen? NO THANKS I’ll wait
Jeeezus those scarecrow pix are the stuff of nightmares. 💕💕 Bet when crows come to those fields it’s like us going to a horror movie, which they really enjoy. They bring all their friends: “Hey you gotta see this one you’ll shit your fields.” Of course while there they need snacks
A most controversial thing you’ll hear all day is coming up and I apologize in advance but I must say my piece… Since we have fruit and vanilla and chocolate flavors year round without shame or consequence then what should also be a year round flavor is pumpkin. Make it so. Someone.
The start of every 80s movie:
I like Oxford a lot. Its architecture, and bookshops, and cafes, plus its all-pervading ambience of history and learning, but I think what I most like about it is its commas.
This is so sweet, what a kind kid they were 💕
I somehow never knew that.
Summer kitty she gots her tan on 💕
Back then you had to be in your 40s to be in your 20s
I worked hard on the alt text
Omfg
Almost certainly the best thing I was ever told about owls was when I met an owl handler at an owl sanctuary and he told me that the wild owls who lived near the sanctuary worried about the tame show owls there and sometimes stopped by to leave them shrews and mice as presents.
“Nobody tells me what to do. Not another f’n owl in MY books I’ll tell you that” 😂🤣😂
Do it do it do it! I’m thinking you could set a goal to owl up every book you write from now on?
😂 Pancetta 😂
To those who knew him he was Andre the Average
This is what I thought too (replace anger with fascination, cuz what are the chances of YOU of all ppl doing this haha) (I’ve followed you +30 days so) and it is quite a funny surprise to learn the real person behind the name she is one cool cat
So sweet. But momma upside down floating in a sea of blankets…? My mind looks for what is not there: a sea of water 😔 At least where is her a tub of water? 😔 Is it missing to keep the human home clean and dry? I’m sure her ppl love her. But not enough.
Cool! It looks a bit green too? 🤩
For that we reserve the very rare “thank heavens it’s dead”
Finally I can talk to my kid the hippie
This isn’t really about the army is it SCANDALS
Have tongue will slime
[murderer backs away nervously] uh I got places to be
Meat has definitely not seen my Hershey’s More Sustaining Than Meat tee shirt
Papa John's opening a upscale sit-down restaurant called Father Jonathan's
If only it’d ended after Genesis. That bit is amazing and I don’t mean the band.
Every lady capybara is called Barbara I don’t make the rules ppl
Tom you silly man that is a cat
How is giving free stuff to wealthy people even a thing? Makes zero cents (sorry)
As someone whose lawn is 80% chives, I get it
😂🤣😂
Hope you had a good camera crew!
Somehow way way worse, Steven with a PH
😂🤣😂🤣😂
How is today already two weeks long 😩
Would hang out with 5, he looks like a nice person
HH I would block you if I could
And so dark. Like why do they print notebook lines so dark that they overpower anything you write down? It’s either too dark or unlined UGH
Hims ferocious 😂💕😂
Old school protein bar, needed a fork
Dream Job
Who got time to fix their hair? Pony that tail girl
Most adorable job interview ever, which you apparently aced 🎉 Congrats on your cat mom role 🎉
Haha I do that but there’s no equivalent for husband so Borat voice my wife
It’s not just the books 💕
Maybe the world has always needed people like you, as touchstones, to ground us, until we regain footing. Especially now. 💕
I don’t know who Dr Jorden B Peterson is or how he/she got a doctorate thinking like that and the only doctorate I can think of that might apply is philosophy?
That’s just science ✅
Really wish you were wrong on this
There’s no way this isn’t a mud cake like actual mud
My theory is the original guy died when they changed the logo now the old logo is back but he’s a ghost
💕 Absolutely Beautiful 💕 It makes my brain go *ping*
My vet told me to include (safe) people food in my pets’ meals so now people food gets a No Thanks Bud too. Thanks, doc!
Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift should get married for the Super Bowl halftime show like a WWE wedding
Was super surprised to find it was flight. Who knew flying could be a sense?
Little man been plannin 🤣
Fascinating. Beautiful and fascinating
the frequency of our engagement with a platform equals the votes we choose to cast for that platform. #socialmedia #action #speech
Sharing the newly discovered (by me anyway) beautiful work of Jonas Frei. It’s a thing of beauty
💕💕💕 Some do. Evidence their on brand shoes did not work
The cows agree with Lola so
If anybody wants to pay for a logo design that they plan on scrapping in a week hmu
9.2 baseball game hotdogs? You’d need a bank loan.
It’s both.
😂🤣😂 cloaca always gets me 🤣😂🤣 Honestly it would solve everything, a cloaca
Women have penises that are rectums, got it ✅ If I used the w word, this is the place and time to use it 😂
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
(my like is just the fudgesicle bit)
Sorry but we’re going back to classic Jerry No. The people have spoken. 100% of the people
The always stunning Nutmeg. Every time she’s on screen she’s the only one I see 😂💕
Sexier than the old timey instantaneous combustion I’ll give it that
So yeah, kinda affected
Looking back, I feel like Cracker Barrel just removed the guy? In my head it’s cuz he died. Now he’s back in the logo but he’s a ghost.
Yes I was brought up with the understanding that… things improve with time? Especially tech. We learn from mistakes and fix them a lil more each time. Am I in a completely different universe now where that was never the case? Or, regular universe but, time moves backwards? I can’t decide. Both?
Are you not connecting your sweatpants to the SwtPnt app? It uploads all of your vital sweatpants data directly to your CLTHd account so you can log in and see a minute-by-minute breakdown of the sweat saturation levels of your pants! It orders wipes and new pants automatically with Amazon Prime!
Love her clutter clatters 💕
What is he her neighbor? 🙄 Does he know he doesn’t, actually, know anybody because of what he hears. Thats like “knowing” someone you never met in your life cuz you heard gossip about them. 😩
Let’s run it up the flagpole!
LED Technologies
Google red light therapy for health. I would drip a link but wouldn’t want you to click a random stranger’s link in the internet haha. LED Texhnologies is one maker that sells in US (dunno where you are) and Amazon sells less pricey ones
“2 hours for me? Lets see that’s 14 dog hours” more like 🧐😂
Must be some sort of red light therapy device. For the dog’s skin and like, a centimeter or so inside, the light might get to?
What a sweet sweet (and beautiful) dog. Patience of a saint too. The process looks to take a couple hours? I could not. Anyone else compute everything into Dog Time? “2 hours for a dog. Let’s see that’s 14 ppl hours” 😂
13 hrs? At that point ironing is a hobby 😂
Some people forget they are a part of nature, not apart from nature 💕 Writers like you help remind us all
Move over, Rapunzel
At least can we pause having immigrants check in to local/state governments or whatever? What, we can’t adapt to their being snatched up when doing so?
Growing up in rural America in the 70s and 80s our next door neighbors were a committed lesbian couple. My mom was like, yeah 2 women. It was so normal. Looking back it was wonderful experience and I am thankful. They were great neighbors and had a nice German Shepard 💕
They call it the Blue Light Special
Hey we get it. Dedicated sniffer right here of, and I’m officially going public with this, FRESH HERBS 💕👃💕
Someone got sexy heels
Think of the combined income!!
She looks so happy and bouncy and so, so sweet 💕
