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Midwest resident. East coast transplant. Raised conservative, but not without sense. Trying hard not to be a misanthrope. Background in memory of Chloe - the bestest friend and goodest girl anyone could ask for. Dec 1, 2006 - May 5, 2025 šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø 🫘

created December 26, 2023

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Did he happen to have polonium tea with Vlad during the Alaska visit…?

1/9/2025, 6:24:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Has anyone seen Vance caulking around him this weekend? If so, then you’ll know things could be dire.

1/9/2025, 5:26:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s a lovely wool coat that’s perfectly appropriate for Labor Day weather in DC.

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1/9/2025, 2:42:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture EC (@prairiecrab.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah - he’s wearing the perfect coat for Washington DC and the 80s temps this time of year.

1/9/2025, 2:40:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How about this laughable garbage where tariffs have cut the deficit by 20% and jobs creation has only maintained the employment status quo over the last eight months…?

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1/9/2025, 12:41:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who doesn’t doubt this story has so much more to it than we know to this point…?

1/9/2025, 1:36:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whatever it is, I hope it hurts – badly.

31/8/2025, 10:48:03 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why do I have the feeling this will end up being everything the right thought and hoped the Paul Pelosi incident would be…?

31/8/2025, 10:33:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The climate denial finally caught up with them.

31/8/2025, 4:10:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But he ā€˜keeerrz about keeeeyidz.’

31/8/2025, 1:53:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alexis Wilkins announces lawsuit is because ā€œthe rumors are harming my efforts to advance in my Mossad….I mean….country music career.ā€

30/8/2025, 1:37:30 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The guy who sounds like a terrible Katharine Hepburn impersonator isn’t a foremost voice of anything.

29/8/2025, 8:13:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That sounds great for them until the kids get to that age where they know everything and you’re an idiot. They’ll be the progressives of tomorrow. šŸ˜„

29/8/2025, 6:40:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Miss this one, as well. Chloe was my traveling buddy and constant companion for 17 of her 18 years and we had lots of great adventures.

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29/8/2025, 1:15:07 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😁

29/8/2025, 10:42:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alford plea.

29/8/2025, 2:51:33 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sure - let’s put the guy who put his businesses in Chapter 11 multiple times, was found guilty of fraud, and can’t find his own sizable ass with both hands and a map in charge of determining monetary policy.

29/8/2025, 1:48:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This picture encapsulates his leadership PERFECTLY - he’s a small man relegated to the corner.

28/8/2025, 10:55:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Given that he is so into Broadway musicals, disco, Elton John, and interior design, it’s hard to imagine why MAGA is so LGBTQ unfriendly.

28/8/2025, 10:53:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why is anyone shocked about this when Trump famously never use his email, rips up Oval Office notes, and tries to flush documents down the toilet?

28/8/2025, 10:38:51 PM | 4 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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How’d that go for the bible camp youth who were drowned and shootings victims in Catholic schools or places of worship….?

28/8/2025, 5:56:02 PM | 155 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, to be fair…..dude probably sees triple, anyway.

28/8/2025, 5:18:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MAGA loves to chant ā€˜lock her up’ at rallies. Can we get a ā€˜no true bill’ chant going whenever Pirro or Bondi make an appearance…?

27/8/2025, 10:56:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She’s learned her lesson.

27/8/2025, 5:53:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He and those two Corinthians formed a prayer group.

27/8/2025, 3:26:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude beat the wrap.

27/8/2025, 2:55:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Malicious prosecution or delicious prosciutto-cution….?

27/8/2025, 2:35:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ā€˜ā€¦.and the Personality of an insecure child.’ That is some Mercator level projection!

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27/8/2025, 10:32:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He should be out there with them, given he’s the garbage man in chief.

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27/8/2025, 6:33:21 AM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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This mofo didn’t know what Cracker Barrel was until recently.

26/8/2025, 4:54:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s put two unnecessary syllables at the end of dictator.

26/8/2025, 4:53:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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JFC with this guy. He hates them due to the aesthetics at his UK courses, but he’ll put up 100 goddamn flagpoles on the WH property before he’s gone.

26/8/2025, 4:33:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture EC (@prairiecrab.bsky.social) reply parent

From Keith Edwards’ tweet to John Edward’s psychic ears.

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26/8/2025, 3:00:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture EC (@prairiecrab.bsky.social) reply parent

Right - but how many donors and admin members were tipped off and went gold heavy this afternoon…?

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26/8/2025, 2:29:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ā€˜But the Cracker Barrel logo’ will be the equivalent of Hillary’s emails now.

26/8/2025, 2:03:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why would the business minded people of the world be concerned about a serial fabulist who never saw a tariff he didn’t like with multiple bankruptcies under his belt pushing his personal monetary policy, …?

26/8/2025, 2:00:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ā€œDon't sleep on Zach Wahls.ā€ Ernst just may try…… www.propublica.org/article/joni...

26/8/2025, 1:09:58 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Luntz is wiggin’ - literally.

26/8/2025, 12:37:31 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rye sense of humor.

26/8/2025, 12:36:32 AM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s taken over…. m.youtube.com/watch?v=GzPW...

25/8/2025, 11:44:36 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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They couldn’t fit the definition more if they tried.

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25/8/2025, 11:39:31 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now they’ll claim they’ve reduced the number of felonies in the district, too. šŸ™„

25/8/2025, 11:24:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of course - he’s given people permission to be the absolute worst version of themselves and take comfort in it.

25/8/2025, 11:22:03 PM | 27 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The opposite one as well. ca.news.yahoo.com/trump-79-spo...

25/8/2025, 5:33:39 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When told that the capital of South Korea, Seoul, was so close to the North Korean border that millions of people would likely die in the first hours of any all-out war, Trump had a bold response, ā€œThey have to move.ā€ www.peterbergen.com/trump-and-hi...

25/8/2025, 5:32:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m sure they are. Given the way their military has performed in Ukraine, it’s probably safe to say Russia has a few thousand dud nukes.

25/8/2025, 5:24:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does he share a wonderful secret with the flag..?

25/8/2025, 5:23:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I clearly remember the bleak pre-magnet days of the late 20th century.

25/8/2025, 5:19:54 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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So the cats keep an eye out for the fuzz and head back to their digs after boosting the radio, then ring their fence to offload the hot merch and buy some bad new threads.

25/8/2025, 5:17:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They jump because they are startled by the boat noise. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

25/8/2025, 3:54:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kegseth in in full Don Lapre pitch mode. All he needs to do now is mention tiny classified ads. m.youtube.com/watch?v=OWSC...

25/8/2025, 3:51:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He probably thinks Wes Moore was also on a helicopter with him saying how terrible Kamala Harris is.

25/8/2025, 3:41:57 PM | 26 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Has to be some sort of brace with this impossible angle……

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25/8/2025, 12:15:17 AM | 44 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably just a Cohn situation we really can’t fully comprehend….. ā€œRoy was not gay…he was a man who liked having sex with men.ā€ - Roger Stone

24/8/2025, 9:10:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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SHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER! m.youtube.com/shorts/qaYjj...

24/8/2025, 8:54:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because the man who so poorly handled the pandemic has brought forth a cancer that has been killing our progress to become a more perfect union. He’s the blood supply to their malignant masses.

24/8/2025, 8:01:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whatever the hell is wrong with him really needs to step it up.

24/8/2025, 5:33:40 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Matthew 4:1-11 Then Jesus was led up by the Spirit into the wilderness to be tempted by the devil. And after He had fasted forty days and forty nights, He then became hungry.

24/8/2025, 5:28:42 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Welpā€¦ā€¦šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø www.forbes.com/sites/tylerr...

24/8/2025, 5:23:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Giving off Soviet party vibes. m.youtube.com/watch?v=D9Rw...

24/8/2025, 5:19:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ā€œThis is going to be like Pete Rose where, after over 4,000 Hits, they wouldn't put him in the Hall of Fameā€¦ā€ Rose actually bet on baseball games and John Dowd, the personal attorney to Trump in the first term Russia investigation, was the on who proved it.

24/8/2025, 5:00:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ā€˜I gave….’

24/8/2025, 4:06:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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On top of being jingoistic idiots, MAGA types are also terrible hypocrites. That’s not an American vehicle in her garage.

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24/8/2025, 4:04:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All of the Axis powers were defeated and surrendered - there was no negotiation.

24/8/2025, 3:16:44 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump is the biggest reason why Republicans won’t be able to keep a House majority and Jeffries will be the biggest obstacle for the Democrats to maintain it. He only exceeds at underwhelming.

24/8/2025, 1:32:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Saying you didn’t see something as opposed to declaring it never happened are two different things and Maxwell knows that. Barr tried the same garbage in his closed door testimony.

23/8/2025, 11:24:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look at him, mathin’….

23/8/2025, 11:01:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only the essential ones.

23/8/2025, 10:59:28 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’ll say it’s from all the enthusiastic cop handshaking over pizzas last evening.

23/8/2025, 12:58:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture EC (@prairiecrab.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly – he looked and sounded like absolute shit over the last week. I don’t think he’s going to make it that long, which could be worse. Who the hell knows what he’ll do to this country in his literal death throes.

22/8/2025, 11:14:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It could reduce the deficit by $4T over a DECADE which would require govt spending levels and tariff intake to remain consistent. That will never happen - and even if it did - it would take almost 40 years to wipe out the $37T debt. That’s some put you in the ground levels of salt grains to take.

22/8/2025, 11:10:16 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s not great, but sounds like Dolby Cinema compared to that tin can and string setup for the Trade Court en banc appeal hearings.

22/8/2025, 11:03:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ā€œI settled seven warsā€¦ā€ ā€˜Name them’ should be the immediate interjection whenever he throws this bullshit, ever-changing number out there.

22/8/2025, 9:45:00 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The corporate tax rate is already at 21% per the 2018 law he signed. This extra 10% is pure graft and shakedown money. It’s almost funny, since MAGA based their Biden investigation on a ā€˜ten percent for the big guy’ comment in the Bobulinski communications regarding the SinoHawk and Oneida dealings.

22/8/2025, 5:56:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ā€œI’m actually the chief law enforcement officer." Oh please, please, please….let us have a moment like this….

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22/8/2025, 3:07:29 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His cankles were acting up.

22/8/2025, 1:20:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This administration can’t do anything right. I’m sure we’ll find out there was/is a problem with the warrant and/or its execution.

22/8/2025, 12:48:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She was tied for 5th place in the queue.

22/8/2025, 12:38:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not necessarily - but they do have a good pot roast and when my son was young, he said the ham tasted like North Carolina. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

21/8/2025, 11:22:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because they were all run out of town on a rail like he was four years ago.

21/8/2025, 10:41:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Prescient president precedent.

21/8/2025, 10:27:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Naturally – all of her vast experience with insurance law makes her an expert on history.

21/8/2025, 10:01:11 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Patel looks like he was doing the interview from the shitter and not expecting his video to be active.

21/8/2025, 9:58:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reagan was at least stuck in a time when they were called bums, tramps, and hobos when he was growing up. Vance doesn’t have an excuse.

21/8/2025, 9:56:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice to see she’s stepping up her sandwich game after defending the Fyre Festival promoter.

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21/8/2025, 9:44:13 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The founder of Fuckos In The Family

21/8/2025, 5:35:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, FFS…..šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

21/8/2025, 5:21:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That dope probably doesn’t even realize he and his fellow Floridians vote by mail in large numbers. www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...

21/8/2025, 4:40:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So - she’s basically just like Trump and he’s concerned….? Feel free to resign.

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21/8/2025, 4:37:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This tells me the EU leaders have told Trump during the WH meeting they’re giving Ukraine more long range weapons, assistance producing their own and carte blanche to use them. He doesn’t want to be left out when they start humiliating Russian forces - again.

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21/8/2025, 2:28:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s been on stuff like this for a while, now. It’s really sad for someone north of the half century mark. The ketamine and weed are really starting to show their effects.

21/8/2025, 2:19:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who’s tough on whom…?

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21/8/2025, 2:11:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah - she’s a real beaut with the overt racism. ā€œThey talk in their little DEI Shaniqua voices…Kamala Harris, Letitia James, and Fani Willis. Like, all of the like meritless DEI Shaniquas talk the same way. It’s very obnoxious the way that they talk.ā€ newsone.com/5536806/laur...

21/8/2025, 1:30:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ā€œMore than 3 million Floridians voted by mail in last year’s election.ā€ www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...

21/8/2025, 11:32:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 10:14:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Givechips

21/8/2025, 2:42:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Givechips must be their competition? givebutter.com

21/8/2025, 2:10:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s a clown.

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21/8/2025, 12:51:27 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.houstonchronicle.com/projects/202...

21/8/2025, 12:34:00 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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She draws a couple dozen people at each event so far. Nobody is spending the time and effort worrying about her.

20/8/2025, 9:10:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view