Pratchet
@pratchet.bsky.social
We're here on earth to fart around, and don't let anyone tell you different ~ Vonnegut
created December 31, 2023
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Ok. Should I have used scare quotes? Put an /s? Nuremberg defense for $1000 Alex? I think 'Just following orders' with an eyeroll would be clear. But since bluesky isn't loaded with Nazis maybe we're meant to just yell at each other.
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Just following orders… 🙄
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Repubs shouldn't be listened to regarding anything - ever - for 2 reasons alone. Their psychotic, pathological, ammosexual fetish on the backs of dead kids, and the political exploitation of women around abortion. They lose all credibility about everything else until the heat death of the universe
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Remember when Biden tripped once, you guys ran stories for weeks about shorter stairs, using unnamed congressional Democrat saying "oh this is bad"...Trump, who has never spent 5 mins without preening for your attention disappeared for 5 f****** days you guys said....NOTHING.
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I keep telling people not to google ‘Mike Johnson Purity Ball’, but they don’t listen. Just trying to do my part so people don’t die from cringe. Don’t do it. I warned you.
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Um...this site is fine. Eat the rich! Soylent green is billionaires!
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Justice in America is a myth
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They are committing a genocide. Just say it. The pathological tiptoeing the media displays with every horror story is a big reason why we’re all in this mess.
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"South Carolina bigots are asking" If you were an honest rag.
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"fanatic". More sane-washing of a right wing republican terrorist that tried to overthrow democracy. Nazi appeasing rag
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Failed state
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He's a serial killer working for a death cult, start calling him such.
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Entire media is lockstep into sane-washing a *republican terrorist* as a "rioter". Nazi appeasing rag
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Some on the left aren’t immune to the “natural wellness” grift, but I think rfk being such an extreme ghoul is waking a lot of people up to that cottage industry of lies.
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Sentence should have ended after the first six words. They gave reparations to the slave owners. This was always the inevitable outcome for the US.
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The sign should read "IQ Limit: 20"
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Every single Democrat should be loudly calling for Schumer and Jeffries to resign.
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Jfc. Join the Republican's already...this is getting tired.
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Fetishization of guns on the backs of dead children + right wingers artificially fabricating a fear based society + kneeling on the necks of everyone removing opportunities + a culture that rewards and worships corruption = a failed society.
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What a shithole country.
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"potentially at risk" LOL. Never change you hack rag.
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Nothing more American than medical uncertainty. Country is beyond broken.
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Since Republicans set the bar at defying subpoenas, they can be told to shove it until the heat death of the universe.
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US envoy:
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Hahahahaha America is so dumb.
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It’s not irrational, it’s corrupt. The mob is running the country. Stop the cowardice and tiptoeing
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cosplaying Nazi potato sacks
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I feel more people should mention Maxwell being best friends with Ivana Trump who helped Maxwell troll schools for children.
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Hey Politico. I know you're team trump, but a five second google search of victim statements you would find that Maxwell and Ivana Trump were best friends and would troll schools picking up children for Trump and Epstein. "Everyone surrounding them knew what they were doing. Everyone" ~ Maria Farmer
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Hey media, pedo protecting Maga morons like Patel don't get to use "no one is above the law" without an appropriate gif immediately following.
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Nazis modelled themselves on the American regime of racial oppression.
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Talking about the vanguard. I find their stuff cringe. I'm sure they are nice guys, but anything with arrows all over a thumbnail feels bargain store.
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You don't accept Nazi framing. This isn't about women, sports, or the majority opinion. This is about bigotry, fear mongering and the genocide of a community of human beings. This isn't new, they have always been a target. But sports is the *poll tested* gateway to push a genocide.
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Left needs better than these mattress store, arrow everything, click baiters
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So, sacrifice a marginalized group because of his sick memes. Got it.
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Stop calling everything he does a "distraction". It's fascism. It's a continuation of US hegemony. The end.
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Just when you think the Nazis couldn't get any dumber...
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Gee, it's as if being a fascist is bad for everyone else.
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Yikes! This story gets worse the further you read. Victims not happy with the deal, judge says FU to the victims. There are even more younger victims, prosecutors say FU to the victims...abuse of children never happens in a vacuum, and the system is structurally built to protect pedos.
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Only political stream of consequence is The Majority Report. Destiny is an obnoxious motormouth. Hasan eating is apparently A1 content, and Ethan is like watching painted grass grow, but now with more drama!! (DeFranco's pathological both siderism is eye rolling.)
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This is reaction Inception. Hasan says thing, Ethan reacts, Destiny reacts, Hasan reacts to Ethan and Destiny, Philip reacts to Hasan, Ethan and Destiny, Lance reacts to Hasan, Ethan, Destiny, and Philip... This is exhausting. I wish the internet was never invented by Al Gore.
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"DEI" health grants. Stop using racist Nazi framing. How about reporting accurately for a change. IE: "The Supreme Court is allowing the Trump Administration to use misogyny, bigotry and racism to cancel health grants.". See how easy it is when you aren't a coward.
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You voted for concentration camps and torture. You get to stfu until the heat death of the universe on this issue.
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Justice in America is a myth
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I should take this opportunity to remind people not to google ‘Mike Johnson Purity Ball’. Don’t do it. I warned you.
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Goddammit. Everything this guy says is a lie so this means trump is fine.
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No, it's not crazy. You're almost there...their argument was always underpinned by the hysteria of white replacement. The fact it is happening to BIPOC was always the project.
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They have a patent monopoly sparky, they could charge $13 a month and still make a significant profit covering R&D, development and manufacturing. While using discoveries from research scientists at UofT. But they need to make all the profit now until their patent expires. "Agenda" lol.
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The pharmaceutical industry never exaggerates those costs, right? You don't need to carry water for them.
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Credit to Elliot Page who had his number first.
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All these rent-a-nazis are doughy potato sacks.
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Guy that says absurd statement "the Iraq War was good" calls out "hostile leftists" for absurd statements. Dropped as a baby? Just bad parenting? Proof smelling your own farts too much causes brain damage?
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Every time you print "DOJ" it should be mandatory to print the *factual* following: "The DOJ, the most partisan, corrupt Department of Justice in the history of the United States."
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He inspired terrorism against Democratic legislators over and over and over, and then normalized the attack on Pelosi's husband as a gay tryst. Every time he brings up Pelosi he does this. And crickets from the media. It's beyond f****** insane. How is this happening.
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Vaccines do help prevent the spread of infection. Death cultists love twisting themselves into semantics over this to imply vaccines don’t work because you can still got infected.
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These pressers serve no value. Why focus on them.
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All you argued was that MSNBC and CNN didn't feel they had to mandate anything because they didn't employ a bunch of death cultists...
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No, you called it a choice. It matters CNN were not protecting staff, it also matters that Fox were promoting conspiracies directly causing more death and illness. They don't get some kind of praise for being a different kind of hypocrite because internally they cared. That's absolutely worse.
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Not a cult...
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This is insane. Fox news regularly mocked people for masking. They literally showed a segment harassing children for masking. They promoted vaccine "injury" hysteria, but had internal mandates. Show me a CNN or MSNBC, or DNC promoted event clip of the same dangerous hypocrisy. Thanks!
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People really shouldn't google "Mike Johnson Purity Ball". Don't do it. You could stroke out from cringe. I warned you.
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A grifter. Suffers delusions of self righteous wind baggery. I don't think he was ever really progressive. Complete betrayal to his staff. One of the biggest straw men that ever straw manned with a pathological delusion of taking ownership of every progressive candidate. His co-host is even worse
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Not a question from the media to the people doing this today. I wonder, you must love fascism, because people like you are never angry at the fascists, just at those powerless to stop it.
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You don't have to google him, but you can watch the video that describes him perfectly. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH2U...
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People have been bought off with phones and cheap data plans. And a bottomless lack of empathy.
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Two child sex traffickers and raper of children with a combined IQ of 75 couldn't reach a deal. Shocking
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The Democratic party ended when they held up paddles as a form of protest. Having a leadership deficit is only driving America into the gutter faster.
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Literally a red carpet. America, you are beyond embarrassing.
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This is a conscious choice to be as irrelevant a news organization as possible. Get it together
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Is that a mop on her head? Her hair looks like it's trying to escape...
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Textbook assault: Assault involves creating a reasonable fear or apprehension of imminent harmful or offensive contact. Filming at that distance is not a provocation and a constitutional right.
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Um, the bedrock of fascism is stupidity. And these are the dumbest mf’ers to ever hold office in the history of, at least, this planet
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Fail. It would be strange one rogue DA can bind the entire country with a non-prosecution agreement of a multi state pedophile. She doesn’t have a point, she is relying on a corrupt justice system that has already let all the predators of Epstein victims walk free, like the trump family.
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America is fascism primed. Its foundation was always rotten. Every guardrail was purpose built to crack. Republican nativist Know Nothings have been exploiting white anxiety to divide since they lost the battle to discriminate. And all it took was a couple of billionaires, and Fox News
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He threw trans people under the bus because he is a cynical asshole. It’s not about perfection, it’s about a base level of humanism. If that doesn’t disqualify you, then what are we doing here
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Republicans have never been leaders. They have a competence deficit. They aren't strategic thinkers. They are lying parrots. Complexity terrifies them. Hell, graffiti terrifies them. There is not a single positive attribute that you can come up with for any single one. They are a malignancy
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They all knew. Listen to the victims. “Everyone that surrounded them knew what was going on” ~ Maria Farmer.
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People really don't appreciate how insane that press conference was yesterday. No one in the media is a serious person. No one. The language he used was apocalyptic and spent a portion of it attacking trans people. The US media is a subservient laughing stock in the face of this cruel moron.
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Ok, Nazi.
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And no one helps him. This is America.
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Definitely a potato sack dressed as a Rent-a-Nazi
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Assault is a threat to physical harm, creating a reasonable fear of battery. Battery involves physical contact. A drunk man hitting an officer (expressly on the streets to intimidate) with a sandwich, in ARMOR, and charging that man is the most feeble, pathetic, cowardly excuse of policing there is
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This is the internet and there are only two sides to it. Boaty McBoatface and Nazi McNaziface
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Ahuh. Snip: The federal prison camp in central Texas that Ghislaine Maxwell was transferred to last week has increased security measures in response to her arrival, according to a senior law enforcement official. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Do they? Some of the interactions so far show they are dumber than this looks.
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Fascism comes to America and people take selfies. It’s over.
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The Pfizer and Moderna vaccines were developed in spite of trump. The rest largely grifted the money, some went to his friends as he promoted fake alternatives he was invested in and told people to inject disinfectant while threatening the lives of epidemologists…
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Will someone please think of the poor Nazis!
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Has any reporter dug into how much this transfer and added security is costing taxpayers to protect the most notorious pedophile in history so she can have a luxury jail sentence?
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But...he would still be 47. How did these people get so dumb? Do republicans eat paint chips dipped in lead when they sodomize each other in their dungeon parties?
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These people are the most capable in history of finding ways to be dumber today than they were yesterday.
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Why would anyone want to be seen wearing pedo-protecting Hitler genes...I mean jeans.
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Must be difficult to report foreign affairs with a traitor for a president. It's sad to see a newspaper just as afraid of their own government as the Russians.
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When was that? You know Maureen Dowd still works for the times? Maybe you're thinking of the intrepid period of Judith Miller? Maybe the time they were a sock puppet of republican scripts misquoting Gore calling him a liar. Maybe their union support...oh, no. Maybe Palestine! Fail. When was this?
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Riiight. Those 77m voters just never saw trump for what he was because these garbage networks didn’t platform enough critics. Nazis don’t care. You can’t change their mind. What can only be news to you; they don’t have one to change
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Going on Nazi propaganda hour is as useful as Rogan. These people are a lying death cult. Respect, but a waste of time.
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Are these trained agents? They look like a bunch of unemployed potato sacks
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People shouldn't google "Mike Johnson Purity Ball". It might cause a massive cringe stroke.
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"Hits home". These ghouls. The entire republican project is to kill the homeless and marginalized simultaneously blaming them for all of Americas problems to justify the largest wealth transfer in human history. They are just getting dumber and more blatant about it.
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Big Balls got hit by a girl and this thing is being run by a box of wine. This is how stupid this administration is. This is how stupid the Nazis were.