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Enthusiast, Wisconsinite. 25% games, 25% politics and history, 50% dinosaur shitposts. Occasional cats. Extremely specific opinions.

created October 17, 2024

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Mister Rogers never misses

You know, your own imagination is far more wonderful Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood Than any computer could ever be. You know why? Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood You’re a living human being. And a computer is just a machine. Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood Human beings are far more wonderful than machines. Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood
2/1/2025, 8:38:13 PM | 25131 8348 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Preservatives".

5/8/2025, 8:25:09 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TBH I think a person coming from a place of sincere religious belief is probably going to be inherently more cautious.

5/8/2025, 8:24:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Including the horse is diabolical work.

5/8/2025, 7:58:06 PM | 31 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol as a math idiot I'd sympathize with the LLM here, but even I can understand why at least one has to be transcendental, since that's fairly basic logic.

5/8/2025, 7:40:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Since they're really just mimicry machines, I guess that makes sense? An LLM can't understand the rules of math -- they can't understand anything, computers don't actually reason -- so unless it stumbles upon someone answering the exact question ...

5/8/2025, 7:04:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LLMs are infamously bad at math. Obviously you can program a computer to be very very good at math, but my impression as a math idiot is that at the level of professional mathematicians you're back into the areas you need a person for.

5/8/2025, 6:42:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's not up there for the reason we all want him to be up there. But one can dream.

5/8/2025, 3:40:33 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe we should find out if the kid had any benign causes he cared about and donate everything in his honor, since he was the only actual victim.

5/8/2025, 3:12:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's Chicago's time.

5/8/2025, 2:39:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know why, but it still hurts me to know RFK Jr. is popular by political standards.

5/8/2025, 2:38:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In my more charitable moments I try to remember this comes from a place of anxiety over their own scientific illiteracy. But on the other hand, I am dogshit at all hard sciences and I get that nature is even more callously disinterested in my survival than a Fortune 500 company.

5/8/2025, 2:28:43 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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"I don't eat things with chemicals" and its variations.

5/8/2025, 1:02:36 PM | 54 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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If MAGA conspiracy theorists were any good at the job this would be the thing they'd consider ironclad evidence, but those mofos can't even crackpot competently.

22/7/2025, 5:12:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like how his crooked whiskers add the faintest hint of gaiety and mirth to his solemn expression.

21/7/2025, 9:00:36 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Manners maketh man etc. etc. I think a solid 75% of why the modern Right is so crass is because American etiquette now considers open racism unpardonably rude, and so etiquette itself becomes the enemy.

9/7/2025, 11:29:38 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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People who fantasize about returning to the land picture picking a basket of strawberries in the cool morning breeze, then retreating to the house when it gets hot. The other berries get picked by mysterious hands.

8/7/2025, 7:03:17 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My childhood bff was a huuuuge horse girl, a thing her broke single mom absolutely couldn't have afforded to indulge. Our troop went riding at least a couple times every summer. I know now that my troop leader mom prioritized that for her specifically, but as a kid we were oblivious.

8/7/2025, 5:22:50 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My own trope had girls from every local economic strata. The fees get waived if the girl's family can't afford them, making it very affordable fun and inclusion for poor kids.

8/7/2025, 4:59:39 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would wager this person sees the Girl Scouts as, like, the marching dogs of capitalism.

8/7/2025, 4:47:04 PM | 37 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ridiculous.

8/7/2025, 3:32:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The easiest route for a modern Kent family would be to just report Clark as an abandoned baby they found (essentially true), getting him on the books right away. It wouldn't even be unheard of for CPS to decide to let them keep him, especially in a rural community.

8/7/2025, 2:39:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congratulations on living in the Shadowlands.

8/7/2025, 1:57:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TBH I'm actually very unsurprised they hate Superman, because even setting aside the immigrant angle Clark at his best is a sterling example of healthy masculinity and they fucking hate that shit.

8/7/2025, 1:56:12 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Honestly amateurs mostly shouldn't be using most pesticides and herbicides. I'll defend their (careful) application in industrial farming, but organic methods work great on a small scale and should be heavily encouraged for hobbyists.

8/7/2025, 1:49:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absolutely! But I bring it up because it's a thought experiment that's only available because of Supes' immigrant-baby origins.

8/7/2025, 12:38:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I once read a total banger law review article about whether Clark Kent is technically an American citizen. 'Superman is an immigrant story' is an extremely established take, do these people live under a rock.

8/7/2025, 1:29:56 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Controversial take, I know, but I think it would work if they would just commit to the bit and make the whole room equally bold.

7/7/2025, 11:45:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, I don't think this counterfactual works unless that happens, because European monarchies kind of hinged on royal4royal and that's not happening if you're not certain your grandkid gets to be king.

7/7/2025, 8:32:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Christians kind of flirted with that in the early medieval era, see e.g. England's William I, but ultimately agreed to play dynasty nightmare mode where only one woman can have legitimate babies and she's your first cousin.

7/7/2025, 8:23:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have they, though? Because the story is now way less about Mamdani and way more about the NYT's bad journalism.

7/7/2025, 7:30:21 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Basically the Buzzfeed model back in its heyday.

7/7/2025, 7:00:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sometimes I call my cat "rat man" and then it sends me into speculation about whether as a primate I smell noticeably similar to our rodent cousins, so I'm the actual rat, and that's why he doesn't respect me.

7/7/2025, 6:39:36 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm so mad that they're trying to pivot to how our racial categories don't reflect diaspora reality, mostly because that's an insanely interesting conversation in the United States of Oops! All Diasporas, but I don't want to have it if it gives them cover.

7/7/2025, 6:31:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sometimes the utility of the thing is the pleasure of its existence.

7/7/2025, 6:04:15 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm very critical of organic farming advocates who think we can feed all 8.2 billion of us with locally grown pesticide-free heirloom crops, but this is exactly why I am simultaneously a HUGE fan of hobby farms and community gardens.

7/7/2025, 6:03:42 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll retract my criticism because I am willing to acknowledge I'm being an unfair snob. But I still first and foremost think of fucking James Frey.

7/7/2025, 5:03:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know what, that's fair, and I'll acknowledge I'm being a snob.

7/7/2025, 4:59:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess the urge to sexually harass the robot is gender neutral?

7/7/2025, 4:57:29 PM | 38 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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How many of the books were any good, though?

7/7/2025, 4:47:28 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I started falling down that hole until I started seeing science communication in the last few years pushing back on it.

7/7/2025, 3:47:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The funny thing is, if you think about it for a second, white America's history is also absolutely a history of diasporas. We just don't ordinarily frame it that way. But yeah, they're obviously lying and no one on their staff wanted to, like, spark a national conversation about diasporas.

7/7/2025, 3:38:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I saw that thread, it's so fascinating! I had vaguely been aware of the Indian diaspora community in Africa, mostly from a biography of Gandhi I read in high school, but in my ignorance I'd vaguely thought it was a 19th century phenomenon.

7/7/2025, 3:31:17 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man, I'd ordinarily love to have a national conversation about diaspora communities, but not like this.

7/7/2025, 3:18:04 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do they understand they're the villain in this story

7/7/2025, 2:49:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm still kind of hoping it has My Adventures With Superman vibes, one of my favorite pieces of comics media.

7/7/2025, 2:42:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't understand how this is confusing to the NYT when the majority of Americans are connected in some way with a diaspora community.

7/7/2025, 2:36:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're trying to take advantage of general American unawareness of how big (and old) the Indian diaspora community is in Africa. It's a bit weird because if there's anything Americans should intuitively understand, it's diaspora communities.

7/7/2025, 2:17:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The campaign is made easier because in absence of actual science education, it's very easy to fall prey to the 'natural = good, unnatural = bad' fallacy.

7/7/2025, 12:23:37 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The obvious explanation is that you've stumbled upon a design community populated entirely by Sims and someone is wielding the sledgehammer and wall height changing tools liberally.

6/7/2025, 3:12:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Retired prizefighter turned swooning Victorian ingenue.

6/7/2025, 2:59:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is nowhere we can be that is beyond the unfeeling hand of natural forces. OBVIOUSLY we shouldn't do things that make those forces worse, keep that snarky comment in your pocket, but cripes almighty.

6/7/2025, 1:23:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh god, THANK you for sharing that block list. If I see one more person respond to mourning for dead children by questioning the parents' politics I'm going to scream.

6/7/2025, 1:17:16 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm really distracted by this poor horse getting his parents' ship name as his actual legal name.

6/7/2025, 11:31:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm going to just block people I see doing this hideous shit. I realize it comes from a place of protecting their own feelings as much as anything else, but it's a cruel impulse and they should be ashamed of themselves.

6/7/2025, 11:26:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kids get to vote in Texas? Animals get to vote? C'mon, man. Be decent.

6/7/2025, 10:54:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Real 'I would simply choose not to drown' energy. The whole thing about floods is that they tend to happen slowly -- so slowly that a layperson often won't spot the signs -- and then they happen incredibly fast.

6/7/2025, 10:49:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Simultaneously a grown man and a baby.

5/7/2025, 8:00:14 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You also need a category for 'Your ancestors would be so mad you exist' for those of us with both British and fucked-over-by-the-British ancestry.

5/7/2025, 6:47:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some friends decorated their nursery with a dinosaur theme, complete with a pterosaur skeleton model hanging from the ceiling. I'm looking forward to how the kid turns out.

5/7/2025, 5:41:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can say a LOT about the limitations placed on women back when floor length skirts were required, but our ancestors could carry entire live chickens in their pockets while I'm clinging to a seven year old phone because I can keep it in my pocket.

5/7/2025, 5:30:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm too much of a mutt to have any specific cultural foods, but as regional delicacies go: Wisconsin's traditional drink is the brandy old fashioned (disgusting) and our traditional pastry is the Kringle (incredibly mid).

5/7/2025, 3:55:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Abrahamic religions (and I'm sure many others I don't feel I can speak for) also explicitly instruct us to be kind to foreigners, a lesson nevertheless continuously ignored.

5/7/2025, 3:50:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hospitals also need staff, and rural hospitals are being denied the best tools they've had to actually get skilled labor. What doctor wants to go to the sticks if there's no job security and no help with your loans?

3/7/2025, 9:13:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There really is something indescribably Slavic about him.

3/7/2025, 5:47:01 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel this way about a lot of organic food movement rhetoric tbh. It's not that industrial farming is an uncomplicated good. But food insecurity is an uncomplicated evil.

3/7/2025, 3:03:18 PM | 22 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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I find with my cat the trick is to gently stroke the offending paw. I'm not allowed to touch them (he's ticklish) and in his disapproval he automatically flexes his paws and thus works himself free. He does not say thank you.

3/7/2025, 12:57:06 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You forget how to do it, don't you, Jorts? Just admit it, we won't judge!

3/7/2025, 10:58:50 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I offer my cat salmon but he turns his nose up at it. Salmon tube snack, on the other hand ...

2/7/2025, 7:56:00 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only reason not to call her a bitch is because it's extremely rude to dogs.

2/7/2025, 7:49:06 PM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope he makes a campaign stop at a fish fry and one of his rural constituents drop kicks him into the oil over their hospital closing. (They won't -- they'll convince themselves POC in Milwaukee or Madison did this to them.)

2/7/2025, 6:52:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're everywhere in Wisconsin and we're used to them. There's a road I drive regularly where it's roundabout, roundabout, bridge, roundabout, roundabout in quick succession. People make fun of it but it's been a hugely safety improvement.

2/7/2025, 6:16:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's this undercurrent to a lot of this that it would be wrong for Dems to do this because maybe MAGA voting poor people will be made to feel stupid. But they are stupid and someone should tell them so.

2/7/2025, 5:13:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nut flours are (usually) okay to eat raw, but wheat flour isn't. It can be pretty gross, actually. You should thoroughly wash your hands after working with it.

2/7/2025, 3:56:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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McBride and Baldwin deserve their flowers for fighting as hard as they have. I don't care if you have other issues with them, you can talk about those another day.

2/7/2025, 3:20:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is true, but what's also true is that they're not going to admit they did it to themselves by consistently voting against their best interests. It will always be someone else's fault.

2/7/2025, 12:53:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Milwaukee loved them so much they stayed in power through two separate Red Scares.

1/7/2025, 8:31:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That number really contextualizes why agriculture has not, in most parts of the world, produced particularly diverse diets.

1/7/2025, 5:33:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wheat is one of those crops humans only fucked with because it can be rendered to a rot-resistant form after an enormous amount of work.

1/7/2025, 5:24:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I realize not everyone has had the experience of watching their neighbor's horses meticulously reduce pasture to dirt in a matter of days, but it's still a bit weird to me that they clearly didn't check how big an acre is.

1/7/2025, 5:20:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My favorite memory of my 10th grade literature class was being sworn to secrecy before getting a detailed explanation of all the hints Hamlet and Ophelia slept together.

1/7/2025, 3:58:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I only know my cat was born on May 5th because his mother conned some people into providing free childcare. Otherwise a cat's birthday is between them and the universe.

1/7/2025, 3:52:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My personal belief is that every cat's last name is Cat, a policy I enforce in the Sims.

1/7/2025, 3:48:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Protestants do tend to self-sort by politics, but there are reasons a person might attend a non-denom evangelical church even if their politics would be more welcome in a mainline church.

1/7/2025, 3:11:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't really wear perfume anymore, but I fondly remember BPAL having a scent that smelled EXACTLY like a wintergreen lifesaver on me for the first fifteen minutes before fading into a pleasant springy scent.

1/7/2025, 2:45:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only good thing about it is that the joke in The Truman Show hits harder if you've actually been there.

1/7/2025, 2:25:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I still can't get over the tiny pasture. My childhood neighbors kept a couple of horses on an acre and a half and the only reason you saw grass at all was because they vigorously rotated where the horses were allowed to be.

1/7/2025, 1:41:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a handsome guy!

1/7/2025, 1:07:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A vulture would NEVER, put respect on their name.

1/7/2025, 1:07:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's about 375 square feet of wheat per bag of flour. So you're not getting much sourdough out of that dinky little field.

30/6/2025, 11:25:28 PM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know 'all men hear is how they have historically done bad things to women' is how feminism gets framed, but it drives me wild. It's a system problem, not a personal guilt problem!

30/6/2025, 8:46:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The worst thing about how we treat healthcare is that we treat it as extremely individual when practically everything about it impacts the collective. It'll be harder for me, a city dweller, to get quick care because my local hospitals will need to treat more rural patients.

30/6/2025, 7:57:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The problem isn't that it's unfair to blue voters in red states, it's that pointing out cause-effect won't work. Res voters in red states are just going to believe they now have to drive 200 miles for health care because undeserving urban POC are sucking up resources.

30/6/2025, 5:14:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It would explain the sartorial nightmare of a wedding dress, tbh.

30/6/2025, 4:51:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's kind of the least of the issues here, but it's baffling to me that the GOP is getting the young male vote when this is how they talk about them. Young men should also get health care!

30/6/2025, 4:35:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of the top ten best things about the feline form is how they mysteriously go from having no ass to speak of when standing to being 50% ass by volume when sitting. 10/10 design, no notes.

30/6/2025, 4:08:40 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I understand your point, but tbh Americans have a history of using the terms pretty interchangeably. E.g. the most successful 'socialists' in American history were Milwaukee's beloved sewer socialists, who by any reasonable definition were social democrats.

30/6/2025, 1:30:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It can't be. Surely not. They have TV up there. There's no way.

29/6/2025, 5:47:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chicago shares cracker crust with Milwaukee, and that is the best pizza.

29/6/2025, 2:20:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view