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BREAKING: Trump announces deployment of National Guard to crime-ridden Night Vale. "To be honest I'm mainly freaked out by the dog park," he said, standing atop an obsidian plinth and wearing a dark crimson robe embossed with ancient Sumerian cuneiform.
can't believe trump is announcing he accepted the truth of Islam
99% of powerball players quit right before they hit the big one
youtu.be/fRKi2yoojHo?...
happy labor day
turns out the internet was the great filter all along
reminder
a rebuild of the Kowloon Walled City in Minecraft so you can see the severe elevation including the central "Yamen", a courtyard of several small buildings and temples where the original Imperial Administrator lived youtu.be/IWZQB9zDD3Y
Q: What is Bluesky’s business model? A: Bluesky doesn’t need a business model. It was founded by the billionaire Bluford Skynard. He filled this site with slightly problematic posts as a riddle. Whoever replies to each one with a minor quibble will solve the puzzle and inherit his fortune
Happy Labor Day!
the position looks drawish to me without the rook and the knight, but the rook and the knight are right there!
very sane and normal, good job guys
At least 50 National Guard with long guns around Audi field and Navy Yard metro station as I leave the Washington Spirit soccer game. Free DC.
i worry a lot about humanity
honestly i was tempted to promote to rook just to fuck with him
laughing pretty hard at this blitz game where after ...c4 my opponent offered a draw. when i rejected it he messaged me going "bro you can't make a queen it's a draw" so I proceeded to take the c4 pawn, march my c-pawn down the board, make a queen, and checkmate him with it
Make Some Noise is so fucking funny
happy labor day
bases are loaded. we got a triple on deck
giuliani did NOT have a car accident like the LYING LIBERAL MEDIA is claiming!! he was making DELICATE LOVE to the tailpipe of a SENSUAL AMERICAN CAR when a traitor to the country TURNED ON THE IGNITION and blew off his DICK AND BALLS #DontBelieveTheirLies #LyingLiberalMedia #GiulianisDickAndBalls
Yo come over! We got some of the master's tools and we're gonna wreck his shitty house hahaa
nil nil at the half #ThatsASoccerBaby
i haven't seen a single one yet that doesn't look profoundly pissed to be here
i regret to inform you soccer is Good, Actually
three different pods of long gun-armed national guard in the ten minute walk from Ballpark metro to Audi Field
Snort laughed at work
astonished that i can't find a mod that replaces the dragons in skyrim with this
there is so much non-harmful shit in the world that i do not care for, so i simply ignore it. how is this not the default behavior for all people
i still won because i managed to squeeze out a mate but i had no right to win that game after that boneheaded move
nothing like preparing a move, watching your opponent step into your trap, and then accidentally playing a completely different move because you're an idiot
some people are simply not able to live in a society and it's bewildering
i wish i wasn't but i'm so goddamn incensed by that bread post. bread is one of the oldest prepared foods and more or less every culture has their own takes on it and it's endlessly remixable and you're mad that people enjoy things you don't??
rotating q*bert in my mind
"video games aren't just Pac-Man any more" FALSE video games have not advanced in forty years every year gamers gather to see the newest announcements from the industry and collectively shriek as they watch studio after studio just announce pac-man again
Happy 'greatest correction ever' day to all who celebrate
I don't even 'identify' as an Arsenal supporter. I am an Arsenal supporter. We just don't talk like this in any other area and it needs to stop. "Jane identifies as a hairdresser" "John identifies as a father" "Jane identifies as English" "John identifies as a maths teacher". It's moronic.
saw probably a dozen national guard while out tonight, but far more concerning was how fucking many cops i saw on U St. that's always been a cop-heavy area but good god it was so much worse tonight, felt like there were officers on every block
Well, so much for that
national guard on the upper platform of metro center looking extremely bored
The DeSantis administration currently has at least seven Florida Highway Patrol troopers just on anti-chalk duty: Two watching from a Dunkin Donuts next door and five more parked in the lot right behind them.
and like immediately too, game clock didn't tick at all
very proud of catching this blunder from my opponent when he played Ka6??
woo snapped it
aaand i'm on a five game chess losing streak
i find my hands work best
for the honmoon
Expecting mother ❤️
tracy jordan in his underwear shouting I AM A JEDI
maybe he just escaped and is currently frolicking in a field in central virginia
satan filing permits with the afterlife municipal government to build a second, lower hell
"hes probably not dead" yeah no shit! shut the fuck up! im gonna spray you with a fucking water bottle!
MPD is having a fucking field day right now. They’re establishing the checkpoints we’re seeing. They’re rolling up at schools. The city’s encampment eviction team is bypassing local protocol & clearing camps with no notice. The Feds opened the door & the city is happily joining in.
has anybody checked the west wing crawl space
prayers up, spirit warriors! if It doesn’t happen it’s because we didn’t devote enough of our Energies to It
i actually haven't played qud in months, im too darkest dungeonpilled right now
for It
lord in your mercy, hear our prayer
i would just like to make it known as we approach the season that Go Birds
(or perhaps they did not realize it first and there is some other reason they were more successful. moneyed interests is an obvious possibility but also i am but a humble cartoon elephant on the internet?)
and like yes obvs there are differences between team red and team blue before someone jumps down my throat. we've totally ceded the idea of any other politics though, and the reason we're in this mess is that the fascists realized it first and worked the system
i find this interesting because, like. i think most americans would say it's ok to cut a neo-nazi family member out of the family? but that's not "political" in america, because we've condensed "politics" down into red vs blue
like now that i've analyzed it it's not super terrifying but fuck me this is the kind of thing i can never see in a game
love that lichess just handed me the easiest chess puzzle of all time followed by one that was astonishingly tough for my level
helg
not gonna lie it is more than a little bit frustrating that the DC occupation has coincided with the best two week stretch of DC August weather that I can remember in the last ~twenty years
paint meesa like one of your gungan girls
you gain +20 reputation with bakers
my house is right in the flightpath for flyovers at Nationals Park and let me tell you even when you know it's coming it's never fun to watch five fighter jets fly in formation overhead
yo this guy is cooking
"if mike johnson wants to talk shit maybe we should send national guard to new orleans instead" how about we don't!! how about we don't use the military against civilians! i feel like i'm going insane!!
every damn week now we get a news story like Mentally Unstable Guy Uses The Lying Machine And It Convinces Him To Kill and maybe we should not have the lying machine??
non-menthols are good, actually
i gotta move out there i guess. meanwhile out here im not gonna smoke a joint in public lest i get tackled by three dozen armed national guard
true but joints are way more expensive lol
they should make cigarettes that are good for you
got dang got today's Minute Cryptic in a single guess with no hints
living in DC right now is having to cross significant police presence on your way to the dog park
hey do you know how werewolves make bechamel sauce? they start with a ROOOOOOOOOUUUXXX
I will remind folks those images of Nazi book burnings aren't burning just any books. They're burning the library of Magnus Hirschfeld; a gay, Jewish doctor who created an institute dedicated to LGBTQ sex education and healthcare. And a man who pioneered gender affirming care surgeries.
btw i lost the next one, failed to capitalize on a blunder and the game just got away from me
[MGS2 CODEC CHIRP] OTACON: snake, i have a 30 minute cutscene coming up ahead SNAKE: cutscene? OTACON: cutscenes, short films that play at a midpoint juncture or end of a level, its like a kind of reward for playing well SNAKE: a reward huh? [MOST AWFUL CUTSCENE IN THE UNIVERSE PLAYS]
this one was real weird, step debugger just bounced from a function in the middle without any seeming rhyme or reason, just straight up not executing the back half
holy shit lmao
successfully defeated Akinator with Jean Boudrillard
wHeRe aRe tHe pRoTeStS
cassandra is the most trans-coded greek mythology figure by far
you ever see some code behave in a way that you can only describe as haunted
Protests get the attention, but D.C. residents have been engaging in smaller acts of resistance to Trump's federal surge. They're recording ICE agents and calling in thousands of sightings to a tip line, helping scared families get kids to school, and more. @51st.news: 51st.news/dc-residents...
even if you think every trans person who refuses to vote for newsom is an idiot maybe now is not the time to tell them that?? maybe now is the time to close ranks and protect them, assuming you're being honest when you call yourself an ally
the right is literally floating the idea of rounding up every trans person in america and bluesky libs are still like "oh but you wouldn't vote for gavin newsom???"
even the republicans are smarter than this, trump never would've won if he ran as a dem
gavin newsom's entire strategy seems to be "what if i was donald trump with a (D) next to my name" and the fact that it appears to be working is an unbelievable self-own for democrats
will i get to make smores in the camps
Our demand remains: all escalated federal forces out NOW. #FreeDC
on a five game chess winstreak lads
the move that lost the game for my opponent was this, 56. ... Rb4?? checkmate is inevitable after 57. Ra8+ Rb8 58. Rxb8#
