choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social)
The same boring criticism, over and over and over…yawn.
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The same boring criticism, over and over and over…yawn.
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
What exactly are “we” supposed to do about this?
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
FDR was elected president over ninety years ago.
Rocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸//↙️↙️↙️ (@midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social) reposted
The shrill insistence that we, the Americans whose tax dollars pay these freaks' salaries, are not only not allowed to know who is carrying guns on our supposed behalf, but that we are a danger to society for asking -- this is one of MAGA's most disgusting claims. Unmask every ICE gunman.
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a very hard time believing that if the President of the United States suffered a serious stroke, that they could keep it under wraps like this
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
They can tell themselves this, but they know that these were blunders.
Sarah J. Jackson (@sjjphd.bsky.social) reposted
Okay. I just came back to this and you aren’t calling these efforts resegregation yet, you absolutely should be
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
Jeff, I hate to break this to you this way, but…
Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD (@elizabethjacobs.bsky.social) reposted
New Mexico is overriding the federal government on the topic of COVID19 vaccines to ensure their residents can access them. States hold a tremendous amount of public health power. They should use it.
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
Learn some ball
public health guy (@publichealthguy1.bsky.social) reposted
wow
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
Did Giuliani go to DeVry for free comms consulting?
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
Let people live
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social)
This Ensign character needs to go in bracelets on 1/20/29 like the rest of them
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted
Pure fucking evil. Everyone involved in this shit needs to be held accountable.
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
Every day presents fresh evidence that this administration thinks (quite wrongly!) that they can simply vibe their way into endless power. I know it’s annoying and dangerous for many people out there, but the clock on all this bullshit is running out. Fast.
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social)
“And remember this: the Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle.”
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
lol of course this “solution,” whatever it might be, would need to come at the ass end of a string of Alabama national championships. Never change, Alabama (it never has and never will)
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social)
“I believe he’s who the President picked.” An incredible statement lol
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
Why are you big in the orthodontist community lol
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social)
Trump is a termite, just slowly chewing away at the structure of our country
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
Heavily restrictive ID laws would be a unbelievable gift to blue candidates across the board
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
I saw someone seriously commenting that “red state governors” will do whatever Trump wants don’t doesn’t matter if it’s Constitutional or not and I’m like…ok? Great! I truly hope red state governors dive into this project with gusto!
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh no! It would absolutely break my heart if a bunch of red state governors made it impossible to vote. Listen to what you’re saying…
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
Ali Velshi (@velshi.com) reposted
Americans are begging for Democratic leadership to get off the mat and back into the fight. If you’re a political leader in this country and are not prepared to fight with both hands, not prepared to make “good trouble”, then perhaps you should step aside and make space for those who will. #Velshi.
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
Well well well…
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
I am genuinely baffled at the refusal of top Dems to read the room. Paralyzed by cowardice? Completely ensconced in a bubble that doesn’t allow for any outside voices or information? Trump’s approval is 37% and dropping and the base is foaming at the mouth. What the fuck are you doing?
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
The words “may” and “near” are doing so much work here you should be paying them
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s just basic politics. Or did they think that JD Vance’s charisma would escape gravity?
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
You pretty much should
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
This is what Trump and the GOP want to take away from us
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social)
Fire every Dem strategist and consultant and replace them all with local protest leaders and organizers.
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
But are they good?
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social)
You don’t hate The New York Times enough.
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social)
Imagine working for 10 years to make sure some people can’t go to the bathroom in public. Like, congrats for being gross?
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah. I can take a hint
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
What’s hilarious is that by the time they release these Very Important Statements, they’ve workshopped and built up to and collaborated for weeks on their strategy to finally take the big step to demand resignation (which they will ignore) meanwhile the GOP is just laughing and smashing everything.
Matt Zoller Seitz (@mattzollerseitz.bsky.social) reposted
2025 Democratic politics is that scene in every 70s movie where somebody gets their car stolen and runs down the street shaking their fist in the air yelling, "Hey, that's my car!!!"
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m glad you enjoyed it this summer-it seemed cool. I filled out the Google Form in April and never heard back 😕
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
Almost always the most clear-eyed group regarding the reality of the situation and what needs to be done.
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah but you started praying when they were in their 50s.
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s a great question!
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social)
The mainstream American political media has laid itself prostrate before Trump and the GOP. It will never recover.
Tim Karr (@timkarr.bsky.social) reposted
"The visible health problems of the oldest president in American history barely registered in mainstream coverage," writes @passantino.bsky.social for Status_. But @nytimes.com 🐔, @wsj.com 🐔🐔 & other major outlets published dozens of stories about Biden's physical fitness while he was in office.
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
The pre-party
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
It doesn’t. Deepfakes have been around for years now and this dooming has not come to fruition at all. Am I to believe it was just a resolution issue?
Nicholas Grossman (@nicholasgrossman.bsky.social) reposted
Trump dying in office after Biden lived through his term would be such an indictment of the press. Made “Biden Old” the top story, treating it as an uncovered secret, a scandal. Then lamented not covering it even more. All while treating “Trump Old” as a nonstory. Because he’s loud and lies a lot.
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
Keep on trucking, there’s a lot more after that to outlive.
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s like a giant affable doofus who insists on coming here, saying dumb shit, and getting nuked by the angriest leftists in the country. It’s a very strange way to spend your time, especially if you have billions of dollars.
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
Hot Tub Time Machine. Yep.
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean he already smells like shit can you imagine
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
None of these developers would put their own kids in such a school for a single day
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
The election is in 14 months. Things are going to start to bake in about 9 months. I know that seems like eternity but it’s a blink of an eye. If things don’t start to get much better, fast, they are fucked. And they know it. A real opposition party would start stepping on their necks. Hard.
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
I love whimsy!
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like more people need to read about America from 1870-1970.
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
I really wish people would grasp that only one of these can be true: either Trump is an indestructible juggernaut, currently completing the final steps in an authoritarian consolidation, or GOP Senators in their mid-50s in deep red states are declining to run for reelection for nebulous “reasons”
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social)
Habeas Porpoise
William B. Fuckley (@opinionhaver.bsky.social) reposted
If we post hard enough we can get them to drag him out to prove he’s alive. I believe in us.
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social)
Absolutely. And when we accept it, the only thing we accomplish is teaching the right that we will accept it, if they stomp and kick their feet enough. No thank you. Equal rights for everyone, no exceptions.
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social)
Legitimate health officials, to the extent possible, should simply ignore all federal guidance and mandates around health and pharmaceuticals and simply perform their jobs. If the Trump administration wants the story to be federal crackdowns on doctors saving people’s lives, that’s a good fight.
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh now you’re worked up?
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social)
Super fun and chill that @jaketapper.bsky.social turned CNN into the “Joe Biden is senile and dying and lied about it” channel for the month of June and yet no one in the entire media seems the slightest bit curious that Trump appears to be decomposing in front of us and knows like 9 words anymore.
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social)
The Supreme Court is captured and corrupt and any Dem President that sits by while 6 crooks nullify his or her Presidency deserves the ridicule and scorn they will receive.
Virginia Heffernan (@virginiaheffernan.bsky.social) reposted
Look, let’s face it, all careers are gonna die www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
Why do you have a space before your end punctuation marks like you’re 15?
Sky Marchini (@sky.skymarchini.net) reposted
There is a loaded gun sitting on the table, waiting for the people just to pick it up and bail ourselves out of this mess. The last part of the bill of rights - never ratified, still pending before the states - would set districts to be about 50,000 people. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congres...
Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney.bsky.social) reposted
NEW: Kilmar Abrego Garcia is asking a federal judge for a gag order against Kristi Noem, Pam Bondi and their subordinates. w/ @joshgerstein.bsky.social www.politico.com/news/2025/08...
Home of the Brave (@ofthebraveusa.bsky.social) reposted
Rep. Barry Moore is left panicked when his constituents ask what will happen to "the 210,000 children and veterans in Alabama that will lose Medicaid coverage because of the Big Beautiful Bill."
Harry Dunn (@libradunn1.bsky.social) reposted
The injustice continues. A terrorist is now being honored by our military... My latest God I'm pissed!!! substack.com/@harrydunn/n...
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you attempted to suck less ass?
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
They're just stealing it
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
Because they are lazy and they don’t care. Time to clean house.
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
Dems: there is no ball we will not drop!
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, I guess?
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
iTs InEviTaBlE
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely. We’re just a rat slapping the pleasure bar over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and ov
Jeong Park (@jeongpark.bsky.social) reposted
There aren't many stories that prompt gasps at our editors' daily budget meeting. But this was one.
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social)
It’s our job in the next 10-12 months to burn this party to the ground.
James Felix Black (@tft.io) reposted reply parent
This shit is political, not existential. We can decide to make stuff better, and then do it. We need a positive program of optimism and potential, not a fucking defensive crouch. Jesus fuck!
Scott MacFarlane (@macfarlanenews.bsky.social) reposted
Sen Patty Murray (D-WA): “If there are any adults left in the White House, it’s well past time they face reality… We cannot let RFK Jr. burn what’s left of the CDC and our other critical health agencies to the ground—he must be fired.”
Chicago Tribune (@chicagotribune.com) reposted
Pope Leo XIV demanded Wednesday that Israel stop the “collective punishment” and forced displacement of Palestinians in Gaza as he pleaded for an immediate and permanent ceasefire in the besieged territory amid preparations by Israel for a new military offensive.
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social)
The only thing that will be determined, beyond a shadow of a doubt, as a result of your upcoming “trans rights debate” is that every single one of you has a horrifying micro
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s probably because you’re not very intelligent.
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely! Let’s put a soldier in every home, every 10 feet of road, every classroom, every office, every business, with orders to shoot anyone suspicious. No more crime!
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
“Trans people are people who get the same rights as everyone else. THATS HOW YOU DEBATE!”
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
I would love to make that tool look stupid in a debate
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
Heard you’re lining up a “debate” over trans rights. Weird.
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social)
Wielding this to any wandering Dem consultants or centrist media like Van Helsing with a cross and a spike
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
“Why don’t you just apply for a work permit? Or marry a citizen or even serve honorably in the military? Surely all those avenues are open to anyone interested.”
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social)
WTF
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
lol if Trump can fire Lisa Cook the next Dem just fires all the Republicans what’re we even doing here
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean maybe but we sure can fuck with it
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
It's just really obvious at this point who came here and put in a crumb of effort to curate an experience for themselves and their audience (if applicable) and those who chose to do something different
Julia Carrie Wong (@joolia.bsky.social) reposted
we’d love to turn off the machine that convinces children to kill themselves, but we can’t really justify losing our ability to lay off customer service agents, now can we?
Amanda Litman (@amandalitman.bsky.social) reposted
A 20 point swing toward Democrats. Ready to run for office? @runforsomething.net will help. runforwhat.net
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
Not in the US of course (lol can you imagine) but maybe internationally
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social)
The number of districts where the GOP can survive a 22-point swing is minuscule.
choo choo choose anger (@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s going to be a bunch of primaries and a bunch of incumbents getting got.