happy labor day
happy labor day
Reminder also that Eric Blair / George Orwell (born into British Colonial society in India of all places) literally went to Spain to fight with antifa against General Franco and got *shot in the fucking throat* on the front lines. Badass writers. Stick with them. Gift them to your children. Please.
Got in a fender bender with a young lady (of negotiable affections) in the car, cop asked what she was doing in the car and this verbal diarrhea fell out. I mean come on, we all remember...
If you haven't figured out yet who is directing the genocide
Absolutely agreed on NTTD, it is gorgeous cinematically, musically and emotionally
No Time To Die was a Phoebe Waller-Bridge masterpiece and it should have ended there.
WELL I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS BUT I AM CONVINCED.
Check out the Rudy Giuliani story of you haven't so far and remember he DEFINITELY DID NOT HAVE A SEX WORKER IN THE CAR
If you think the headline is grim, the story in the opening few paragraphs, jesus fk we are a horrendous species www.bbc.com/news/article...
PAINT HIM ORANGE LADS FFS THIS LOOKS NOTHING LIKE HIM. YOU HAD ONE JOB.
Think of every dystopian novel / movie you've read / seen, where there's always a smooth "voice" of the regime, sat in front of a mic all day placating the worker drones with slogans and poison dripping like honey. Y'all know Snoop would lick so many boots to get that recurring bag. You feel it.
Honestly at this point anything to get his heart going works for me
Well done everyone, we did it. That's a third of the population of the planet right there, laughing their dicks off at the latest South Park episode and making sure we don't cover the kids table in fuckin ketchup.
"The paint covered the walls and front steps to the apartment building, and writing at the base of the steps read, “Joe Kahn lies Gaza dies.” theintercept.com/2024/04/15/n...
WATCH: “That’s a you problem.” @jwilliamj8.bsky.social & the #Jaam crew react to Snoop saying he’s scared to go to the movies because there was a lesbian couple in a Disney’s “Lightyear” and he didn’t know what to tell his grandson. Full @thejaampod.bsky.social ep: youtu.be/C4IhbpU0ugA?si
Turns out Trump called in the National Guardeners
Has anyone told these guys if they hang out outside a Home Depot there are some pretty good hourly rates available for short term work like this.
Hey guys, if you hang out outside a Home Depot there are some pretty good hourly rates available for short term work.
"YES IS THAT LIFE ALERT? THEY SAY I'VE ENDED SEVEN WARS, BUT LOOK, I'VE FALLEN INTO LAURA LOOMER AND I CAN'T GET UP"
Of course the Queen was Remain. You don’t sustain a hereditary monarchy by randomly pulling pins out of grenades for the lols at the urging of a cluster of snake oil chancers.
Israel's cheerleaders are the most depraved monsters of our age
A source close to the situation who was given anonymity to discuss the matter tells the Times “he is not dead.” Mr. Trump’s public absence is the result of his falling headfirst into an old timey well. The president’s tremendous size prevented his complete descent but also delayed extraction.
Stay off the tanning beds folks for the love of dog
Sure, but to make the point on the other end of the spectrum, had you guys for example instead decided the opposite, your child wouldn't have been born liberal/progressive - political ideology isn't genetic. If it were, our society would have fallen into gentle boring stasis millennia ago.
Lolololol you can tell this guy has never sniffed rural air has he
Did not expect the Cold War to be won by a handful of American white guys willing to boil this country alive for Putin.
United
Where have I seen this trajectory before... Oh yeah. Post-Soviet collapse in Russia. This, plus all the other stupid stuff happening, is how you shave 5 years off mean life expectancy in a country.
Watch. "Mishap".
THERE WAS AN OLD LADY WHO SWALLOWED A FLY BECAUSE TRUMP TAKE BURGER, WE KNOW WHY time.com/7304845/grou...
The rule of law has failed. We are in open season for foreign actors to continue to destabilize the country AT WILL with zero impunity, which they'll be happy to do. Our entire intelligence apparatus is draining cash, chasing fruit-pickers off rooves and picking up garbage. Utter insanity.
Wearing high visibility vests over their camouflage is a perfect metaphor for how incredibly stupid that whole situation is. I feel sorry for them being pulled away from their families, lives & daily jobs just to be forced to wander around DC as political props - and now sanitation workers.
Whilst a country we swore to protect is literally being invaded
Juxtaposition
Jacky from the top rope with the knee straight into the groin of the WH grifter team
If you can't trust a sex trafficker who has just been moved to a nicer prison for no reason, then who can you trust?
This will break you
Dismantling our democracy so that we can continue genociding children We are in a dark dark place
The world is watching in slow motion. No one can say we didn’t know. Irish surgeon on working in Gaza: ‘Wave after wave of dead children’ www.irishtimes.com/podcasts/in-...
Royal Mail and DHL halt US deliveries over de minimis rule change
THANKS FOR PLAYING BRIAN
THE ENDING FLOURISH WAS MAGNIFICENT
Fuuuuuck I really really hope it hurt a lot at the end
Nothing new here, just more proof that all the feds are grasping at straws because they cannot find the crime that is apparently running rampant and destroying DC... Now they must try deputizing the community to stab each other in the back. If you hear of anyone doing this, shame them! It's cruel!
Man person camera woman TV now LIVE NOW
I just read it and it was so dumb I already forgot what it is
Well that pisses on Elon's "Apple are bullying me!" pity party doesn't it LOL
Imagine if a career British intelligence officer with a stellar career and 3 years leading the Moscow desk reported on there being video tape of him being pissed on by hookers, and it still wasn't actually genuinely discredited (despite plenty of blathering to the contrary) years later.
Better than the sequel tbf, which is these dudes playing squishy cookie in the back of their U Haul two hours after this
We’re not sharing the video, but the next frame is exactly what you think it is. A never-ending string of horrors.
Why, did they stop putting the reports on the highest shelf in his office? Genocidal gnome fuckwit.
A DOGE kid gets beat up in DC and it’s DefCon1; hundreds of bullets into federal buildings with officer killed in Atlanta and it’s crickets; violent mob attacks Capitol wounding dozens of officers and it’s pardons for all.
He could make Grok more nazi, but he can't make it his friend. lol
When your own robot steps in during an argument to "well actually" and back the other dude, you're probably in the wrong job. Stephen Miller got cucked by Elon, and Elon got cucked by lines of 0s and 1s that he had to pay to have written. Reality is way funnier than anything AI can come up with.
this is a great example of what happens when unserious, nihilistic people get in charge of actual institutions whose ostensible job it is to provide real services to real people. these people are LARPing their way through everything. trolling as govt bc they have no respect for the work of it.
#ReleaseTheCuomoList
BBC International Editor Jeremy Bowen has confirmed that the entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza City has been killed.
The IDF boasts of assassinating Al Jazeera journalist Anas Al-Sharif Israeli media happily on board.
He cried on camera while reporting about starving children in Gaza. For this transgression Israel murdered him. That much of American media still can’t muster the word genocide - even while watching hundreds in our profession be targeted and slaughtered for *doing journalism* …
Barely an hour ago, Palestinian journalist Anas Al-Sharif warned us all: “If this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.” Israel just killed him.
Excellent. "You ground the minority down just like you wanted, now show us all how funny you are with another fucking joke" is something every Andrew Schultz type twat should have to listen to at every gig, until his grasping faux alpha-fluffing career is over. Come on Andrew. Make us laugh.
want to be in a throuple. not for love, just the homes i want to buy require 3x my income
Slurp that leather boyo
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44% of our country understands neither the elementary level math nor basic logic to establish whether or not they have a quarter hidden behind their fuckin ear, let alone to understand how the economy is a dumpster fire.
🚨 The child is BEGGING them to not take his mother. Does this lady look like the “worst of the worst” of the country’s criminals? FUCK no! Domestic terrorists are taking this woman from her family. 📌 ICE is the enemy within. 1/2
Melanie we are on the edge of a precipice here, and your government is writing itself into history books as embracing fascism with enthusiasm. Do NOT come on here and expect adulation from the people who voted for you. We're not the bigot droids you're looking for. GFY, quisling.
Count countries on your fingers that could flash into a Sarajevo or similar within hours. Past one hand I assume? Two hands? Yep. Need to count on your toes? Weak men like the ones running this state are standing idly by whilst their boss pokes WW3 into existence. They say and do nothing. Spineless
South Park just had ICE raiding heaven. KRISTI NOEM: “Remember, only detain the brown ones. If it’s brown, it goes down!” The most effective mass media analysis of Trump is now coming from South Park. Shows what you can do if you don’t care about WH access or your billionaire owner. (🎥Paramount)
JD Vance makes his South Park debut .
That's Steven Miller and he specifically asked ChatGPT to make it SHOUT lots of WORDS like in the FAMOUS speeches from a certain AUSTRIAN chap
Walked past their tour bus last night and ho boy there's some medicinal remedies on that bad boy
Watch. Thank you Jon for hosting Mosab, who speaks with so much more grace than the situation allows for. I know of a family in Gaza whose tree has been removed, root and branch, from this earth. I have watched friends and colleagues weep. Our species disgusts me. youtu.be/XmVot3SwqBE?...
I have never seen a more appropriate use of this meme
It was a beautifully Pagan country too until the fucking Romans showed up. Where does this neuron-free monument to the failure of our education system plan on sending all the Christians back to?
Ok gonna need one single dude to explain to me how this or any display / interaction from a machine is in any fucking way interesting, let alone a turn-on. You know how you can't tickle yourself? My brain refuses to engage with any of this bullshit. You're wanking to Jessica Rabbit. Grow up.
with that?
Diddler on the Roof.
I've seen Scrubs. He's pooping up there.
Sure this looks bad when you put it like this, but some college kids in America waved signs that frightened me so it is complicated.
Buy-now-pay-later loans in the US amounted to $2bn in 2009. Today? $116bn. That's an extra $0.10 for every dollar America holds in credit card debt that wasn't there before. The most common users of BNPL = Gen Z If you have kids living in your house, get used to it. And preorder "The Big Short 2"
Please ABSOLUTELY do this to me, but with the strict legal stipulation that every seventh word is replaced with the word "badger", followed by THIS EXACT sound (which I also plan to have playing from a push-button speaker on my headstone) bsky.app/profile/benc...
There's an alleyway near me downtown that every once in a while one jackass decides to park in, and sure as anything once one car has done it, it seemingly becomes a parking lot by common law and every man and his gran shows up.
the author calling Ghislaine “madam maxwell” makes clear how widely understood all of this was
Christopher Steele has never been fully discredited, and his analyst was acquitted of lying to the FBI. Steele was formerly head of MI6's Russia desk for 3 years and was evidently considered credible enough that he was a paid CI for - yes - the FBI themselves. Oh, and he was on an FSB hit list. 🤔
You can hear the pain and absolute disgust in his voice . It's very powerful.🥺
It is so beyond wild to me that people willingly purchase these devices.
This is Virginia Guiffre's statement to Ghislane Maxwell, read by Guiffre's attorney in court the day Maxwell was sentenced. I had to divide it into 2 parts. Please read each & share. These are the words of a child rape victim, a victim of the monster Trump now protecting & arranging her freedom.
"80 million jobs were added in june, very nice very nice. 300 million jobs added in july, even better. but this month mr president, 2 billion jobs were added," I confidently declare, doing the easiest job in the world so i can own a home in a walkable neighborhood
Fuck yes. Tbf the fact that we invented blockchain technology and immediately threw it towards currency instead of a far more obvious application tells you why we are probably doomed.
(a) aside from the obvious terror this is a fantastic straightforward view of society that, if taught in school in place of religion would leave us in a far healthier place (b) "Dr Luke Kemp at the Centre for the Study of Existential Risk at the University of Cambridge". I LOVE that this is a thing.
Shock horror - you'll never guess which party his wife is a rep of
Other than the landlord bit being the wrong way around I can't *not* read this in my brain without doing Mark's voice.
A reminder that Dems went out of their way to NOT politicize their prosecutions of Trump. Garland dragged his feet. Biden kept his distance. And then they appointed a special counsel to look independent. All a waste of time. You can never appease the GOP. So why do Dems keep trying? ARGHGGHG.
Black Monday incoming?
Well guys we did it we found the most desperate person in Hollywood
OLIVER: “It’s understandable why Trump is struggling to get even his own base to take his word for it that there’s nothing to see here - because to do so you’d have to believe everything we’ve learned about Trump over the years is either irrelevant, or sheer coincidence.”
struggling with an analogy here but imagine NASA posting a meme about how excited they are to return aviation to the pre-jet age
