“You guys know if there’s a Starbuck’s around here? Who’s making the coffee run?”
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“You guys know if there’s a Starbuck’s around here? Who’s making the coffee run?”
How long until ICE grabs people off the streets to measure their skulls for “criminal tendencies?” The malevolence disgusts me as much as the absolute stupidity. 🤮
ICE is the 2025 Nazi Gestapo. Trump is building a private army of secret police. He wants us all to live in fear of our own government. Not me. Fuck that.
Aren’t “Defense programs” now called “War programs?” Also: call Walmart now for war insurance.
They put it in Colo Springs because that’s where NORAD is. Pretty logical, actually.
Rude Rudy
$500 mil? I’m buying citizenship in at least 3 countries outside the US. I’m thinking Portugal, NZ, and Switzerland.
You are attempting to make sense out of Trump. This is a fool’s game.
Must see TV.
-The O-line needs some work. The run game goes nowhere. -Murphy has a great arm, but needs some coaching up in the system (system? What system?). -Gundy’s playcalling and in-game strategy has not improved. -We will lose to a mediocre (at best) Cal team. Disappointing. - #GoBeavs forever
Thoughts and prayers.
Mothball Man
Four Services Landscaping
Cubic ton? Is that bigger or smaller than a metric fuck ton? How many shit loads in a cubic ton?
Worst selfie ever.
Gardening with maximum lethality. Hope the plants are ok.
Correction. The import taxes were not imposed on other countries. They were imposed on American consumers and businesses. WE PAY THE TARIFFS! Dammit.
Those dead eyes.
Self-reflection and self-criticism is too hard. Consulting colleagues is too scary. ChatGPT, criticize me so I don’t have to. Be gentle and not at all confrontational. Wheeeee! I’m so gd good!
And this is coming from the most embarrassing government in US history.
Having no qualifications makes him perfectly qualified in this regime.
You’ll need to follow this up with a strongly worded letter containing many powerful questions. Get on it.
Recommended reading. History doesn’t repeat but it sure as hell rhymes.
Require insurance. Just like for vehicles. No insurance? Sorry no gun. Won’t stop the killing, but might slow it down a bit.
You misspelled “forehead.”
If Kennedy is the crown jewel, he sits upon a pile of shit. Temu Goebbels can eat a bag of dicks.
This may explain a lot.
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Republicans: “People need to have more kids!” Also Republicans: “We can’t do anything about your kids being shot and killed at school. 🤷”
When you’re pulling in the Navy to do a parade on dry land because your Army parade sucked, you’ve officially entered petulant middle-schooler territory.
Begs the question: Slice of what the hell is that?!?!?
Heretic!
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We have the world’s most powerful military landscape workers.
Yikes.
“Your honor, it’s what justice demands. How can a non-murderer possibly be a peer of mine? Checkmate.”
Our best and brightest are getting the hell out of Dodge.
I guess that second bottle of wine qualifies as “tyranny.” The tyranny of drunk.
Make a “deal” with Trump, and he will eventually stab you in the back. It’s his history. He cannot be trusted. Those who do are fools.
They need our support more than ever. Our National Parks make paying taxes worth it. #SaveNPS
And staying home is part or why we got to where we are.
Harsh. My point is that applying purity tests to every candidate may result in no candidates. Lesser of two evils is not good, but that may be what we get. The perfect candidate for everyone simply does not exist.
Strongly worded letter incoming. That ought to do it.
There may be a time for purity tests. Now is not that time.
Like, 100 per state? Performative show of force. This is about intimidation, not enforcement. Trump is sending the National Guard as his Brown Shirts.
I do not wish physical harm on freaks like Dr. Oz. But I do wish for them the most painful and debilitating natural causes.
Considering the source, what would constitute “inappropriate” and “unconsensual?”
Once again, with feeling: JD Vance is a spineless dipshit.
If military intelligence is an oxymoron, what does that make the guy who fires the head of military intelligence? Asking for 300 million friends.
Stop the Steel.
You are not alone.
Trump is Cosplay Hitler.
Damn migrants using up all the sunlight, none left to heat up the wall.
This is out-and-out Nazi shit. Don’t sugar-coat it. We live in an increasingly fascist state enforced by the Dear Leader’s personal Brown Shirts. No one is safe.
Yes, Frau Himmler, what this country needs is more expanses of invasive grasses kept green with drinking water. A special kind of crazy.
Things just got 0.00001% better. Burn in hell, Dobson.
I’m old enough to have seen a crank telephone in use. Gavin is over the target. Bombs away! Troll mercilessly.
It’s the Trump approach: If you don’t look, you won’t find. If you don’t find, it doesn’t exist. No problem!
Our Dollar Store President is a fucking embarrassment.
Stephen Miller is a horse’s ass. And what comes out of it.
lol. And may I add ROFLMAO.
Imagine you are the Excel line manager at Microsoft. Excel makes calculations-that’s it. It is expected to make accurate calculations, that’s it. The rest is window dressing. In what world are you not fired on the spot for this bullshit.
“Here’s a new functionality, but it’s not very good, and sometimes makes up stuff. But it’s AI” Then why add this functionality in the first place? Typical fucking Microsoft. Adding features which reduce productivity and increase user frustration - because features.
“My attorneys?”
AI Dumbass is the new Shithead.
It can’t come soon enough.
Fuck these people.
It seems to be a truism that the stupidest people will gladly give ungodly amounts of money to complete idiots and bullshitters in a cash-soaked circle jerk.
STOP calling them “Feds.” START calling them Goons Minions Henchmen Enforcers Thugs Gangsters
Vomit
Many people are saying this.
Our economic growth depends on throwing a gazillion dollars at a business sector that bleeds money constantly? That sells a product that loses money every time it gets used? A product with no tangible profitable use case? Fucking insanity.
Lol
Bongino will be “taken to the train station” Yellowstone-style
Cool fish. It probably looks nothing like that in life. Specimens like this are caught in very deep water and are pounded in trawls for 1000s of meters before they are collected onboard a ship. It’s a preserved specimen, probably fixed in formaldehyde at sea, then transferred into a jar of alcohol.
They’re soooooo close to being there. So close.
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“No thanks, Krasnov, I’ll take my own car next time”
MAGA has yet to grasp the fact that land doesn’t vote.
That wasn’t a march, it was an ICE job interview.
It’s ok to starve them because they were sick? Maybe they’re sick because they’re malnourished? Horrible soulless human pond scum.
It feels like Nazi Germany in 1935.
A 14-year old girl he met on a WH tour?
If you’re explaining, you’re losing.
Forlorn Hope.
1/2 joke, 1/2 what seems likely. It seems the more features an AI model offers, the more money it costs per monetary unit earned. It’s like they are ‘featuring’ themselves into a bottomless money hole.
By “more efficient” I can only assume that it burns money at a faster rate?
No paper, no record, no problem!
👍 Hank and 👍👍 for those who adopt a rescue. We did, and it has been a joy. Our boy, Tate, is a gem. A noisy, zoomy, lovable and loving gem.
What for, you ask? To normalize this. It’s a trick Hitler used to normalize terrorizing the population. It’s a boiling frog thing.
May I add ROFLMAO times 1000
Oh, ffs, who is falling for this bullshit? What’s next? “I actually had my head blown off, but thanks to colloidal silver, ivermectin and prayer, Dr. Oz was able to put me back together.” Jesus, what a bunch of dipshits.
