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Lowe Ki

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created November 17, 2024

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Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

Because that would set off his boner app and his son would see.

2/9/2025, 7:29:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

Mass murder is a perfectly fine way to describe it.

1/9/2025, 12:21:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you talking about the stupid waste of time episodes, maybe?

31/8/2025, 3:19:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 5:02:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social)

Is it rude to tell extroverts that there will be a charge for vetting all their thoughts for them?

29/8/2025, 4:31:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this a trick?

27/8/2025, 4:49:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

"Passive ownership" suggests these writers are in a weed positive state.

27/8/2025, 4:48:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

They're all going to be fired, so who will do the next one?

27/8/2025, 1:33:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

Why do cities need flags?

27/8/2025, 1:18:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

Long chats are almost always self reinforced crazy.

27/8/2025, 1:08:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

Isn't Plexus there? Why talking about manhole covers?

26/8/2025, 6:37:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm still baffled why Trump didn't just shoot him when he was in the limo. Politics is hard.

26/8/2025, 3:26:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

So good jeans is about her tits? I'm confused.

25/8/2025, 11:28:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social)

Bernie gets it right.

25/8/2025, 10:18:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

Why would it matter? Is there one that's not a parasite?

25/8/2025, 9:38:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

With luck his crash is faster than Mitch's.

25/8/2025, 9:35:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

Keeping a government database of people deemed inappropriate to have certain rights seems like could be abused a bunch of ways.

25/8/2025, 1:46:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

Still doing his own makeup. I thought he was rich. Huh.

24/8/2025, 7:39:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

Tangentally, one might also consider auditing anything with Chinese code on it. Like the millions of EVs Europe is buying.

24/8/2025, 1:33:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

So far, MAHA has failed to get pharma ads off the air, and that was the only thing RFKjr said that wasn't stupid.

24/8/2025, 12:29:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

The environment is illegal in Louisiana.

24/8/2025, 2:33:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

@lakemichigan13.bsky.social

23/8/2025, 9:53:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social)

Lake Michigan

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23/8/2025, 7:03:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

Unrelated fact: If you bake your storage devices at 350F for 30 minutes, data is unrecoverable by any means.

23/8/2025, 1:39:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emptywheel (@emptywheel.bsky.social) reposted

Four out of five sex traffickers surveyed recommend Donald Trump for President.

22/8/2025, 9:42:12 PM | 1032 286 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

Believe it or not.

22/8/2025, 5:58:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

I see Patel just not accepting that he's an unqualified freak.

22/8/2025, 3:33:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social)

WTF, I'm rooting for John Bolton now?

22/8/2025, 12:52:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe so, but Congress is the only one capable of enforcing the take care clause.

21/8/2025, 4:57:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social)

Thanks #southpark. We want the Epstein episode now.

21/8/2025, 2:21:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social)

Both alarming and hilarious. Bigger than a tan suit even.

21/8/2025, 12:43:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe not literally what the FBI has, but maybe some bad pieces. Pee tapes won't be enough, though.

21/8/2025, 12:32:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

How are they supposed to compete with giant corporate farmers that lease all their land? It's killing family farms and making land too expensive for entry players.

20/8/2025, 9:04:10 PM | 27 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

Seems more like a call for bribes.

20/8/2025, 2:49:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

How many old ladies' retirements do you have to steal to get into Wall Street Valhalla?

20/8/2025, 12:14:58 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

There is no faith that I know of that you can get into heaven by trying to get into heaven. Certainly not the one he pretends to have.

20/8/2025, 12:02:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

Signal engineer say that "warmth" is a frequency response flaw in the gear and to use a nice transparent mic. You can add warmth in post.

20/8/2025, 11:59:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

What happened to the ban on pharma ads? It is literally the only thing he mentioned so far that made any sense and poof.

20/8/2025, 11:21:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

That's barely enough power to run an HVAC unit, much less a train.

20/8/2025, 3:00:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

Nobody cares what kid rock thinks tho. What you trying to say?

19/8/2025, 8:52:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social)

It's the only thing that makes sense.

19/8/2025, 3:45:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

In all fairness, that's a massacre.

19/8/2025, 1:52:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

Text a copy to every kid in Florida?

19/8/2025, 12:38:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social)

Putin knows the most about how to win elections. Of course.

18/8/2025, 5:12:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

If she could promise him something, then never deliver, that would be the way to go.

18/8/2025, 2:34:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

That's the easiest way to get the money into the hands of suppliers. Besides, hiring people is hard.

17/8/2025, 4:47:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social)

Two good Star Trek episodes in a row seems off.

17/8/2025, 12:44:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social)

Asked #gpt5 for a leak model to control a classified lab working on quantum computers for the military, and it gave me a beautiful thing that will take a week to validate. Labor saving device indeed.

Leak hazard (instantaneous risk) for person : h_i(t)=b_i\cdot f_i(t)\cdot g(v_i)\cdot (1-p^{\text{det}}_i(t)) = baseline propensity (person/vetting), = stressors (grievance, life events), = utility of leaking what they know (monotone in ), = perceived detection probability (deterrence).
15/8/2025, 4:01:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex (@power2thepeople.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

LET’s GIVE CREDIT WHERE IT’s DUE!! 🙇‍♀️

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15/8/2025, 4:28:13 AM | 1146 198 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hillary Rodham Clinton (@hillaryclinton.bsky.social) reposted

On one hand, Republican officials call themselves "warfighters." On the other, they become whiny crybabies at the thought of setting foot in DC streets and New York City subways that literal schoolchildren navigate every day without incident. Real macho stuff.

15/8/2025, 12:01:26 AM | 8827 2113 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ACLU (@aclu.org) reposted

Taking photos and video of law enforcement officers performing their duties in public is our constitutional right. This includes police, FBI, National Guard troops, ICE agents, and other government officials.

14/8/2025, 7:55:42 PM | 11624 4276 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you 2005?

13/8/2025, 1:14:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social)

He wouldn't care if Obama hadn't got one. Also Obama didn't deserve a peace prize either but a much lesser scale of undeserving.

12/8/2025, 10:45:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump gave them the passwords, or was it Big Balls?

12/8/2025, 10:25:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/8/2025, 10:20:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

So all the victims know where she is now?

12/8/2025, 7:47:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

Stupid 🪱

12/8/2025, 12:37:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

Whats on the missing tape would be nice.

10/8/2025, 7:19:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social)

Whats not to love? #gpt5

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10/8/2025, 2:03:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

Check state unemoyment claims maybe.

6/8/2025, 6:01:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted

Say what you will, but Republicans are pretty consistent in their attitude that children should be treated as consenting adults.

6/8/2025, 2:25:04 PM | 1828 426 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

What about concierge medicine delivering mRNA human protein therapies with zero regulation and everyone else not? I want some of that telemerease too. Maybe one of those muscles without exercise shots too.

6/8/2025, 1:55:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social)

Revised revised labor statistics show 1 billion new jobs created!

5/8/2025, 5:42:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social)

Long live meritocracy.

3/8/2025, 12:59:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

That was very stern. Good job, man!

3/8/2025, 1:35:46 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

What was the buffet line like?

1/8/2025, 12:12:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

Scotty is the only thing I keep hanging on for.

1/8/2025, 2:21:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

You're talking about the stupid murder holodeck, right. That's dumber and less creative than the last several musical episodes.

1/8/2025, 2:10:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted

The fact that 12% of federal judges are black is obviously DEI. The fact that 50% are part of a right wing legal cult that about 5% of law students belong to is a sign of meritocracy.

31/7/2025, 3:00:52 PM | 2589 438 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social)

Star Trek pitch: murder holodeck. Genius

31/7/2025, 2:21:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

Fentanil, right?

31/7/2025, 12:20:22 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

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31/7/2025, 3:54:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

15 cents off, sweet.

28/7/2025, 8:36:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted

A reminder: The perpetrators in the Epstein files are Oligarchs, and so are the ones protecting them.

27/7/2025, 6:21:15 PM | 18764 5294 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

The time tax is there intentionally. You won't get any R votes making the process easier. That's the obvious. Were you asking something else, maybe?

27/7/2025, 7:40:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

He clearly didn't expand the court enough.

27/7/2025, 4:48:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social)

What do they have on Lindsay Graham? Is it just the crap already on the internet or something he could go to jail for?

27/7/2025, 4:47:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted

Whether it’s a MAGA supporter assassinating a Minnesota state senator or a MAGA supporter attempting to assassinate Donald Trump, political violence has come—if not technically, at least in a broad sense—from both sides. The weary American public asks Democrats to tone down their angry rhetoric.

26/7/2025, 6:55:21 PM | 1715 245 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

This is way more fun than the TV over the fireplace episode.

25/7/2025, 3:55:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social)

Just to help me out, but doing favors to get a witness to lie is bad, right?

25/7/2025, 3:31:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

You can totally do the movie thing and nobody will stop you or even care.

25/7/2025, 11:44:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/7/2025, 4:21:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted

When I was little, the U.S. military came to our home at gunpoint and took me and my family away. We were imprisoned for years in barbed wire camps simply because we were Japanese American. I have spent my life telling that story, hoping it would never be repeated.

21/7/2025, 5:20:19 PM | 69432 21273 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

All should pay taxes, then this wouldn't be an issue. Not just for this, all should pay taxes.

16/7/2025, 2:12:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

He was talking to Fox News.

15/7/2025, 11:56:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

The response surprised me in how stupid it was. They could easily redact the sea stuff.

14/7/2025, 7:11:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/7/2025, 7:04:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

Clearly this IG was missed in the purge. He should pack his stuff.

14/7/2025, 1:51:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

This is just dumb. People who don't understand biology and evolution getting worked up for nothing.

14/7/2025, 11:58:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

We already know about Trump and Epstein, so Putin also telling us seems like hes copying.

13/7/2025, 11:40:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social)

@samasama.bsky.social Can you get GPT-4o toned down a little more? My ego doesn't need this much strokage. Less "you're sooo perceptive" and more "you're going to lose IP rights if you keep telling me this shit."

13/7/2025, 7:58:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

Confessions: I laughed when I first saw his crossed eyes because of thought he was doing it ironically. Do i still get the job?

13/7/2025, 2:26:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

Finally a comment from you that isn't written by a 100yo.

10/7/2025, 11:12:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social)

Going to store for a salad. You can have mine in the fridge. That's 5 days old right? I'll just feed it to the neighbor's chickens. Sometimes validation that I come before the chickens is nice.

10/7/2025, 8:30:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

Three suck ass deals.

9/7/2025, 11:12:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

They straight up told the court they were going to deny the class.

9/7/2025, 11:17:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Lincoln Project (@lincolnproject.us) reposted

This is how he talks about his own daughter. He’s on the list.

7/7/2025, 7:16:10 PM | 5951 1679 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social) reply parent

Miller

8/7/2025, 11:26:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lowe Ki (@reallokio.bsky.social)

How many counts of not taking care that the laws are faithfully executed are we up to now?

8/7/2025, 10:53:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view