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Update: it's killer.
We who are about to die, salute you.
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Update: it's killer.
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I think I'm gonna watch The Battle of Algiers from 1966. Any thoughts?
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
If that isn't some kind of parody, I, uh.... yeah.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
Jorts!!!
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When reached for comment, Melania responded:
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Veejay probably has the best construction and quality to her work.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
Mulch ado about nothing if you ask me.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
Hmmm seems like this guy shouldn't...exist...anymore.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
Turd Way
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
Cracker? Barely know her.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd like to see how effective it is, but this "child of god" shit is eye-rolling blahblah and I will never respect it unless coming from a real deal motherfucker who isn't a milquetoast centrist pretender. I don't know Talarico's history, but no one gets the benefit of the doubt.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
In this thread, I, relaxedninja, would like to renew my commitment to the principle of democratic capitalism.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
This a great analysis for the smooth-brained seekers of a frictionless existence where nothing means anything.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it beyond a federal judge's authority to order that he not be removed from the country at all?
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
I like your nails bro.
Chris Cantwell (@ifyoucantwell.bsky.social) reposted
Can folks do me a favor? I was on Bluesky early & it was great. Mostly. I hit the eject button in January. I came back, many colleagues are here, but still don’t know I am. I co-created Halt and Catch Fire. I write TV & comics. Here’s two favorite set photos. Repost? I am in the wilderness.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
Never saw the show, but maybe I should. Lee Pace is a great actor.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
Who amingus have not made a questionable choice or two?
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
(That's)Super(slow)man
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
NY Times: Can New York really trust a candidate that talks with his mouth full?
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
That movie is actually better than all the Michael Bay live-action offerings. The voice acting alone...Orson Welles, Leonard Nimoy, Eric Idle, Casey Kasem, Robert Stack, etc.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
The Secret in Their Eyes (2009) You must see it. Must.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
Although nations do (or should) not have a right to exist per se, and even though the path of rational least resistance assumes Israel will continue to exist...it stands out as a shockingly illegitimate state which never should have existed.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
That was a typo. Was meant to say "EndSemitism."
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
Above all else, the decision to let others see him like this makes me question his judgment and instincts in a wholly different way.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
This is exactly the level of Smooth Operator that I expect from Adams and company.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
How dare you. Those are my good friends, mm10jp34jcxju, fj384ej38, and ish38xhdll34. Please apologize.
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Really makes u thank.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
This is so silly. Just turn it all the way up to GPT-11.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
Do not make me hand it to Saagar.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe the real treasure was the people we deported along the way.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
Exchange rate: 1 hat compliment = 1000 Javelin missiles
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
"Child predators in unmarked white vans are really nice to kids, even offering candy at times, but some teachers have attitudes which aren't especially conducive to learning. It's abhorrent."
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't believe a Fredo-ass motherfucker who would "fall" for a shallow-fake of AOC using the f-bomb on the House floor when talking about Sydney Sweeney, then pivot to Hamas when corrected, would also do something so disreputable as shilling for gold.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm starting to get the impression that she's not a very good OR nice person.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
Use special discount code 5THPLACE for 5% off.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
"I was out here recognizing fascism before it was cool."
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
Dumbass motherfucking moron.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
Hero Dark Thirty? Is that anything? No? Ok.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
What kind of government do they have? Slutocracy or slutatorship?
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice smiles all around.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
This made me think of John Mulaney's bit about Ice-T talking sex crimes on SVU.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
I heard his rapsheet was a footlong.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
I lived in Far Rockaway until the age of 5. Nice. Glad to see the next mayor of NYC getting out there and everywhere else too.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
The latest in a series of disappointments. I suppose it took these extreme circumstances to reveal his inadequacies to me. There's a lot of that going around.
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Most correct:
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ok
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
Right! That's exactly what other drivers will do! That's how it works!
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely. No need to care about his opinion. Yours, on the other hand, is extremely important and valid.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
Aka The Matt Walsh Story?
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
I am highly partisan, but there are more neutral and process-based arguments detailing how SCOTUS sucks. The shrinking merits docket, the growing shadow docket, per curiam opinions, orders without opinions, no binding ethics code, the abuse of standing, misrepresentation of facts, etc.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
This is why we needed the 222nd amendment.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
Only if you hate unity and love division!
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
This is sweet, but also represents the end of the world.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
That motherfucker is garbage. Don't give a fuck what else he has to say.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
Rather cheeky
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
Moving one step further on the "it's justified to shoot these guys, right?" scale.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
By Kevin Scott Baio Sorbo
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From the roof or at ground level?
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
Dying for the chance to pay for a $30 cheeseburger with weird fees added in.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder what it would take to get him fired and disgraced all over again. That's the nice version of what he deserves. I have no tolerance left for filth peddlers. That includes Jake Tapper, Dana Bash, Scott Jennings, et al.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
LMAOOOO holy shit I died lolol. Who is writing this season of Reality??
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
Because of His only begotten son, aka Cheezus Christ.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
He's a man terminally preoccupied with the superficial aesthetic view of any topic in society. Rarely engages on the merits or substance of anything. Too selfish and self-absorbed to understand he's exactly the kind of person that he criticizes with his lazy social commentary. Has no moral core.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
Which deadly virus should be the one to end this freak's ghoulish life? Ebola? Marburg?
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
"According to the DLCC, 'Republican state legislative majorities oversee 55 Democratic Congressional seats while Democratic state legislative majorities oversee only 35 GOP Districts.'"
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm down for a good time, but if it's an all-out race to the bottom with red states doing the same, do you know what the net pickup/loss could be? The DLCC is down for a fight, but have suggested it favours red states overall.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
But have you personally witnessed them cheating at Monopoly? If not, I'll have to discard everything you've just said.
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Criminally Fascist Protection Bureau
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds rather mercurial.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
As a ninja, I am extremely offended by this move.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
Dehumanizing also dehumanizes the dehumanizer.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
Despite that society's thirst for ethnic cleansing, the military has been pushing back against political leadership for quite some time now. I hope this declaration leads to a fucking revolt.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
Upon reading the article, I see that Holder understands and supports these immediate moves because Republicans leave us with little choice, but he's also concerned about the overall "race to the bottom" in which voters lose, especially since red states have more seats to gain overall by doing this.
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I'm available August 32nd.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
The things that Paxton and Abbott deserve, I will not say.
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relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
He's very correct, but doesn't understand that he's one of the baddies.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not going to post anything violent here. I'm just going to think it.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
His recent outburst on the Senate floor is interesting. Pushing back against Democrats for complicity, including Klobuchar and Cortez Masto, over amendments on two law enforcement bills. He may have had a point, but is guilty overall on his voting record and hollow rhetoric.
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Most impressive
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
For me, probably Vietnam War In Literature. Introduced me to books like The Things They Carried by Tim O'brien. Majored in computer science. 🫤
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Avoida Cardavra
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Immigration judge:
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
Bears gotta eat too.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
This is extremely unfair to either Bert or Ernie.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
The use of words like "arcane" and "gambit" are not-that-subtle ways of undermining their absolutely justified and correct efforts. Ya fucking hosers.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
That's my district. Meh.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
Slight bit of irony there.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
Favourite people or favourite drugs?
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
Won't someone please do something about those poor "politically homeless" people? Sometimes I see them on the skeets and try to offer them a clue, or maybe just buy them a hot cup of values and principles, but they're usually just too proud and decline.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
Whenever someone here mentions "how hard it would have been for Biden to do something," I think of you and these kinds of details which I either don't know, or will forget in the moment.
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty soon, all generals will have to pass an axe-throwing test administered by Hegseth. If you don't hit someone, you fail.
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Star Trek: Strange New Words
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
Although I don't know of her, I doubt she's giving MTG credit here, despite the wording. Because that would make her dangerously credulous. I assumed she was highlighting Democratic failure more than anything else.
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Has Mehdi ever attempted a justification for Zeteo using their platform?
relaxedninja.bsky.social (@relaxedninja.bsky.social) reply parent
How often has something like this specifically happened under prior administrations?
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Definitely one person who didn't belong there.