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Drunken beans. Did you use a Mexican beer?
Elon reads the warnings on his baggies before he takes anything.
But, guys, it's Nate Silver. Nate Silver! He did something once. I don't know what it is, but he's famous for it.
No, no, no, he's just pining for the fjords.
Also, the FBI cleaned up the "crime scene." FBI never cleans up a crime scene.
Well, a crow hasn't taken out my eye yet.
I'm praying for Papa Legba to show him the path to his eternity.
Nice, an AI-generated headline, for an AI-generated article, with and AI-generated photo, posted on an AI-generated bot account. This is the future?
"write an article that fuses religion and health that has a high probability of being picked up by AI news aggregators"
I'm 62 but I still like my chances against him in foot chase.
He's never had to run from the police, and it shows.
To be fair, RFK Jr.'s best quality is his voice.
Next, trump: I just signed a YUGE deal for fertilizer. It's the biggest deal we've ever signed for fertilizer. Multi, multi-billion dollar deal... with russia. I just got off the phone with vlad. russia has best, most beautiful fertilizer, than anywhere else in the world. ...[accordion hands]
Here's Terry Kath. He plays guitar.
Why am I not seeing your posts on my timeline anymore. I liked a bunch of them, maybe that will "kickstart" the stupid algorithm.❤️
I wonder how many "souvenirs" Harlan Crow has in his collection.
State-managed capitalism. State-managed capitalism. Sounds familiar. Where have I heard that before? Maybe there's another name for it. Could it be SOCIALISM?
Right. A swarm drone attack through wind farms, guided by Jewish space lasers, under cover of fog produced by Democrat weather weapons.
Hey fellas this is my book. It covers my time in the Russian gulag, recovery, and return to fight Russia in Ukraine. More importantly it covers the work my family did to bring me home and the intricacies of hostage diplomacy. It's available for presale everywhere.
Bobble-heads in poorly fitting suits.
Pete Hegseth's warfighters.
It's like everyone in this administration never got past a traumatic middle-school experience. Taking out their retribution on everyone who laughed at their little penises when they got thrown out of the locker room naked.
This is Lord of The Flies. The adults are gone. The orange-faced, redheaded kid has Piggy's glasses.
She does have that Lorena Bobbitt stare.
We make them an offer they couldn't refuse.
Where are all the Jade Helm bros?
@drjackbrown.bsky.social I would love you read your analysis.
Well, there you go. He knows more about grass than Merriam AND Webster. He has the best words.
They all have that same look: I'm not gay! I only have sex with other straight men.
258,000 dumb motherfuckers gave up their lives so that 2% could own slaves.
Developer to the Software Release CAB: No, no, those aren't bugs, the application is "evolving."
Post Malone has always been a piece of shit. Where ya been?
I hope they dress him up in camo fatigues and give him a loaded rifle.
I've already received 2 flyers from the "Vote No" people. They waste no time. Nothing at all from the "Yes" team. We are doomed.
I saw a video of FBI agents apprehending fare evaders. Imagine going though all that training to become an FBI agent just to arrest people jumping turnstiles.
Brought to you by the same people who make movie subtitles like, "[speaks in French]."
Of course, she means, they will no longer charge white people for carrying. A black man carrying a rifle would be shot on site.
Goober doesn't even know how DEEZ NUTS works. His mama does though.
Witkoff: Putin has agreed not to cum in our mouths, this time. We just have to keep sucking. Relax, guy!
They don't think we are all stupid. They think that 40% of us are stupid. And they are right. And it's all they need.
Oh, there will be armed military in polling stations in 2026. I have no doubt. Not every polling station, of course. I'm sure we all know which ones.
Rubio and Witkoff would have been a better choice.
Well, it worked for Nixon at Kent St. NG troops gunned down 13 unarmed students and #37 was re-elected 3 years later.
Yeah, but you always think the song is about you, don't you?
She needs to find a wife and settle the fuck down.
Might as well just stay in bed.
Closeted gay women are every bit as vile as closeted gay men.
Pig is lucky that sub wasn't loaded with armor-piercing pickles.
That is the whole plan, right there. 🎯
I don't know. I don't know "big balls," but he sounds like the type of guy that gets beat up often. I think that's the only true thing about this whole story. That, and trump raped children with Jeffery Epstein.
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Of course they did. They knew what would happen and voted for him anyway. They knew he would bail them out. And he will. At least the big farmers. And with that bailout money, the big farmers will buy out the small farms. And then, when they fail again, he'll bail them out again. Rince and repeat.
There is a planetary parade happening tonight, however, with a 98% waxing gibbous moon, you won't see any planets with the naked eye. You will never see Uranus or Neptune with the naked eye, no matter where you are located.
What is this charting, children trump raped over time?
That human skin suit RFKjr gave her tastes like shit.
It's a good bell. Great tone.
[ring, ring] Hegseth: Yes, Mr. President? Trump: Pete! Medvedev said some not too nice things, as you know. Hegseth: Yes, sir. Trump: I'd like you to move 2 nuclear subs into position. Hegseth: Yes, sir, right away, sir. [click] Hegseth goes about his day...🥱
The "wink, wink" must not have made it to press.
When seeking advice on health, I always consult my nearest geologist. His advice is always rock solid.
Howlies about to be washed out to sea.
From the neck down, he is a Melania lookalike.
At this pace, by the end of his term, he'll have all wars solved going all the way back to the Fall of Babylon.
Yeah, but @dustytwat1488 on X said the vaccines gave her grandbaby the autisms, so your fancy, schmancy study is a HOAX!
It's not true. He's done extensive research on Critical Race Theory. His research has included many hours of intense sitting in a dark room discovering new, innovative ways to scientifically prove that his racism is right.
The devil's daisy-chain.
Really bad shit happens in the last year of every republican administration. A democrat gets elected to clean the shit up. Republicans blame the bad shit happening on the democrat. Every time. And the media repeats the lie.
World-class insults! My favorite: "you spoon"
He misspelled Unemployable.
MTG roaming the neighborhood again?
I can do the math. It means 1 in every ~30 kids grow up to be unemployable. Their only hope is to become politicians.
JADE HELM! Where are all of the 2nd Amendment enjoyers? Did you forget about fighting tyranny?
2 yrs ago in CrossFit, stumbled on a box on my last jump of the workout, and hit the floor. My elbow was bent in the opposite direction. I was 60 years old at the time. I still do CrossFit.
Bird on the right: Commodores Bird on the left: Pantera
Neither sentence contain all letters of the alphabet. The first is missing "s," the second is missing "f."
Bondi: Maxwell said that trump was NOT involved in epstien's crimes. In fact, he is the least involved person in the world. There's never been anyone less involved than donold trump.
Resting horny face
I'm thinking, discovery for his lawsuit is going to suck for his attorneys.
It's cool, trump can declassify documents, retroactively, in his mind. Judge Cannon said so.
Pig walks like a white woman on her way to return her Whopper because the idiot cook put pickles on it when she specifically requested, NO PICKLES.
Volodymyr Zelenskyy
He's there to remind her that 2 people can keep a secret if one is dead.
Soon, he will don a powdered wig.
