Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her)
@rhestondavis.bsky.social
Writer, reader, cartoonist, geek, Enneagram 6w7. Hopeless optimist. "Where everyone's a friend, and the universe has a lot to answer for."
created November 11, 2024
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Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
Pritzker: "It breaks my heart to report that we have been told ICE will try to disrupt community picnics and peaceful parades. Let's be clear -- the terror and cruelty is the point, not the safety of anybody living here."
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
*gasp* OMG I missed that detail somehow! Ok thanks!
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
As the voice of experience, I tell you that foundling kittens with broken legs turn out to be some of the best pets you will ever encounter. I don't know why, but all the best and most magical cats have tragic backstories in their early lives <3
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
And still there are people on the right who are stubbornly pretending that Gavin is not mocking Trump but is actually trying to be like Trump. π
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
This got the biggest out-loud laugh from me that any internet meme has gotten in a long time, thank you for brightening my day!
TiggsCupcake (@tiggsisacupcake.bsky.social) reposted
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
Ever thought of making another book in the series that is all mocktails? Asking for the lightweights among us π
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn't Trump's only criteria for appointing people "loyalty to Trump"? Does he actually care whether someone is destructive or constructive, so long as they lick his boots harder than anyone else? Maybe it's just that the destructive psychos are the only fans he has left to pick from.
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
I love this headline says "Maybe" as if everyone didn't already know that the orange guy is a moron.
UncleRicoReturns (@unclericotnt.bsky.social) reposted
I'd trade the last Star Wars trilogy as well for this sequel
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
So what I'm hearing is that ICE is comparable to criminals. You said it, Homan, not me.
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
Good news, he's probably building health and wellness farms for us all to report to.
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
That one will be neck and neck with what's in our tap water. For good measure, he might advise that everyone stop using antibiotics. And condoms.
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
So we have a week or so to place our bets about which conspiracy theories will be in the top five slots of his announcement. Great!
Graendoll (@graendoll.bsky.social) reposted
People keep blaming the rise of fascism on the books women are reading but you know what I think the real cause is? Giving stupid people's opinions the same merit and consideration as the experts.
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
Do they really not get it, or do they have to pretend not to get it so they don't have to admit how looney their dear leader looks?
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
Pritzker: This is not about fighting crime. This is about the President and his complicit lackey, Stephen Miller, searching for ways to lay the groundwork to circumvent our democracy, militarize our cities, and end elections.
Marc Elias (@marcelias.bsky.social) reposted
βThis is about the President of the United States and his complicit lackey, Stephen Miller, searching for ways to lay the groundwork to circumvent our democracy, militarize our cities, and end elections.β β Gov. J.B. Pritzker
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
What a nincompoop.
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
He MIGHT use the full force of the state to help you, while it's convenient for him, or he might either abandon you or turn on you.
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social)
Someone do a wellness check on JD Vance, I think a brain worm may have gotten him.
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
Now we know that Trump picked someone as dumb as himself for VP.
Marc Elias (@marcelias.bsky.social) reposted
I bet Putin has the Epstein files.
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
Lugosi?
Kepano Kolohe (@alala55.bsky.social) reposted
Foxfeather Zenkova (@foxfeather.bsky.social) reposted
In case your day needs a quiet minute of happy geese being happy πͺΆ
I Post Animal Vids... π (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted
Because everyone needed a video of a cute doggo having fun... π #dog #dogday #bluesky
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social)
On this episode of Star Trek: LOTR (yanked from www.facebook.com/share/p/1FYQ... ) @realtoddstashwick.bsky.social
Katie Tiedrich (@katietiedrich.bsky.social) reposted
on 8/6 I got into the office at 8:06, and today, 8/12, I got in at 8:12. [x-files theme song begins]
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
True, I may have gone out on a limb....
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sorry, but if anyone thinks the man who decapitated a dead whale with a chainsaw and then strapped its head to the top of his car is an expert on anything, they need to reexamine their critical thinking skills.
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
Congrats! π So exciting for you!
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social)
Well this photo aged nicely.
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
RFK Jr.'s motto seems to be, "If it works, get rid of it."
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social)
I usually resist resharing things that are inflammatory or very all-or-nothing, but....I'm having trouble spotting the lie on this one. I don't think this is controversial from an objective, facts-based perspective.
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
A wet paper bag.
George Conway ππΊπΈπ₯ (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
Talk to other nerds named Todd from around the world! π In all seriousness, I read podcasts do best when they have a more specific focus, so something like "other nerdy actors" or "other nerdy Todds" or "first-time DND players" would be more specific than just nerdiness in general.
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@qasimrashid.com) reposted
Article 1, Section 9 & 10 have been removed from the official Govt website on the US Constitution. Among numerous points: β’Section 9 forbids suspending The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus β’Section 10 forbids ex post facto laws This better be a joke. Ignoring these is full blow dictatorship
WOLFSKULLJACK (@wolfskulljack.bsky.social) reposted
A Croissant
George Conway ππΊπΈπ₯ (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
George Conway ππΊπΈπ₯ (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
If you're home, does this mean we'll get more premium content of your pets posted here? π
Sandieglo (@sandieglo.bsky.social) reposted
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh hey look, more people who believe that they will be the exception to the "Trump screws over everyone he touches" rule.
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
Keep digging that hole, Vance. Leave a nice, long, public record of all the times you lied for Trump, I'm sure that'll never come back to bite you in the future.......
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
There are very few TV shows with endings that I actually like ...very few....but this is one of them.
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
But picturing Dale Malloy running around the world of 12 Monkeys is pretty amusing now you've planted that idea in my head π
George Conway ππΊπΈπ₯ (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
Ghislaine Maxwell Canβt Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting
The Bulwark (@thebulwark.com) reposted
"You have a huge cast of incredibly influential power brokers who were really, really close to Epstein, and I don't think we have any good explanation for that." @dwallacewells.bsky.social with Tim Miller on today's Bulwark Podcast:
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, me too!
Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen.bsky.social) reposted
When youβre definitely not guilty.
Jodie π¦πΊ (@jodie.sheshed.rocks) reposted
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Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
This wins the internet today
George Conway ππΊπΈπ₯ (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
I hear you, and I'm not trying to be Pollyanna about the mess we're in. Here's my caveat, though. Much of Trump's power comes because Repub politicians enable him. They enable him because the base supports him. If they sense too much of the base breaking away, he may lose their loyalty.
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
Right, but the cult-like devotees aren't enough by themselves to prop him up forever. He (and many of the Republicans that enable him) got elected through a combination of the cult base *plus* swing voters, *plus* younger voters who were new to MAGA and aren't as loyal.
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you been listening to the Bulwark podcast? It sounds like there are cracks forming in his coalition over this, and if he pardons her, that'll be another wedge making the cracks bigger. πΏ
Franklin Leonard (@franklinleonard.bsky.social) reposted
Narratively speaking, the tightest ending to this screenplay is probably the freed J6 protestors storming the White House to demand the release of the Epstein files.
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social)
So this is what we're okay with having on American streets? These wannabe Gestapo goons who wish they were in a warzone?
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
Good point!
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
And also: why does everyone assume that Epstein kept a master list of all his clients? From what I can tell, the idea of "the Epstein List" was initially based on rumor and speculation. Plenty of bad guys do bad things without listing it all out. π€·ββοΈ
George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted
If anyone in this administration is talking, you should assume they are lying. Miller especially. Itβs the only way to show fealty to a president who lies nonstop.
Sandieglo (@sandieglo.bsky.social) reposted
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't insult rats like that!
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social)
Remember when Elon Musk said empathy was the fundamental flaw of western civilization? Yeah, I remember that too.
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
It IS unsettling to the world. The only people it seems to be NOT unsettling to, are the people in Congress who could do something about it.
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social)
Oh wow, this isn't fascistic or anything.
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
That figure seems low π
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
I now have a visual of Trump and the others in those clandestine meetings of the powerful bad guys in The X-Files.
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social)
So Trump says there's a ceasefire, then Iran is like "That's a lie! But it *could* be true if Israel agrees to stop bombing us after 4 a.m.", and then Israel's like, "Okay!", and then after 4 a.m., Iran start bombing Israel again. When 3 insane world leaders have a catfight.
Karen (Harris/Walz Alaskan Democrat) (@danceswithseagulls.bsky.social) reposted
MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted
Theyβre preemptively trying to blame Biden for any attacks on Americans that result from Trumpβs war. Absolutely desperate.
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social)
Is it time for another re-read of LOTR? It's been so many years, and my current copy turns 20 this year, so I feel I should anniversary-read it. Cast your vote.
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
Those days are the worst.
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
Did someone tranquilize Marco back there? Blink twice if you need help, Marco.
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
You are doing the Lord's work
George Conway ππΊπΈπ₯ (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooooooh, he shoulda been THAT size in the movie! This is the film that got me obsessed with sharks as a kid.
muscular baby jeb lund (@mobute.bsky.social) reposted
it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"
Alt National Park Service (@altnps.bsky.social) reposted
Members of Congress are being denied access to an ICE facility in Manhattan, because the conditions inside are that bad.
Senator Scott Wiener (@scottwiener.bsky.social) reposted
Just some creepy armed Mad Max guys trying to gain entry to Dodgers Stadium. ICE says it wasnβt them. DHS says they were Border Patrol. But honestly who the hell knows? Theyβve given permission for any psycho to put on a ski mask, point a gun, grab people & throw them into an unmarked vehicle.
George Conway ππΊπΈπ₯ (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social)
JD Vance won't like it here on Bluesky, there aren't couches.
Stephen King (@stephenking.bsky.social) reposted
ICE looking more and more like the American Gestpo.
George Conway ππΊπΈπ₯ (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social)
Also makes it very, VERY easy to kidnap people.
George Conway ππΊπΈπ₯ (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
This would have been a terrific moment in history for the United States of America to have a presidential administration with at least the tiniest bit of moral authority.
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
yep
MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted
This sums it up perfectly
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
"We had a best-case scenario weekend and it was still terrible" is possibly *the* most on-brand JVL thing I have ever heard π
Frosted Poptart (@toastertrollop.bsky.social) reposted
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Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
Huh?
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
My mother-in-law does this to everyone, including my father-in-law! π
LillianDCA (@lillianorlando.bsky.social) reposted
The orange turd will be coming to Canada today π Our border patrol is ready π¨π¦π«‘ X
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
2/2 I honestly don't believe that individual use or boycott of AI, or anything less than systemic regulation and control, will make any difference. It's a bit like arguing with consumers about our individual choices affecting climate change, when the real problem is the companies.
Rachel Heston-Davis (she/her) (@rhestondavis.bsky.social) reply parent
1/2 If AI is a systemic problem being pushed by greedy oligarchs, then isn't arguing with individual users who are learning it in order to survive just shaming victims of the system? Shouldn't we be saving our energy for figuring out how to address is systemically?