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Falstaff P. Flagler

@richkoski.bsky.social

Graphic artist, former professional disc golfer, riverboat gambler, award winning composer. https://pnkgtr.myportfolio.com/

created April 27, 2024

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Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

His parents saw his flaws and sent him to military school. Parents don't send kids who are well behaved to military school.

2/9/2025, 8:02:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 10:11:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

This may be the way the zombie apocalypse starts.

2/9/2025, 9:24:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

"Where the fuck am I going to find four tons of feathers?!"

2/9/2025, 9:11:52 AM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe he's just mostly dead.

2/9/2025, 3:07:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

You needed a little gaussian blur on that shadow.

2/9/2025, 2:20:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, they were great to me as a 12 year old. Twelve year olds have terrible taste.

2/9/2025, 2:06:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

He probably thinks water in California naturally flows from north to south because south is down.

31/8/2025, 11:54:10 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

My feeling is that death isn't enough. I want his last moments to be publicly humiliating and the source of jokes for the next 100 years.

30/8/2025, 12:37:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

You know what bothers me more? That egg producers can raise or lower the price of eggs and influence an election.

27/8/2025, 6:22:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

That's what I suggested to my wife.

26/8/2025, 2:34:36 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

And if every trump policy fails, his predecessor will just blame trump ....or Biden.

26/8/2025, 12:49:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

His grandpa ran a whore house.

25/8/2025, 7:38:04 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

No, he's just lying.

25/8/2025, 6:26:22 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

I can only hope that they're playing rope a dope so people see just how horrible trump's policies are for the country.

24/8/2025, 11:19:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

We are on the verge of becoming a totalitarian fascist country mainly because the rich refuse to be regulated or pay a fair share of taxes.

24/8/2025, 7:45:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

Painting the North side of the wall is the stupidest fucking thing. God dammit these idiots.

24/8/2025, 7:28:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

I will say, this country has become so stupid, I would suggest using 4th grade level vocabulary and terms that more easily describe those things. The right has managed to make all those terms dirty words. And if it's too complicated for anyone, just say, "the Constitution grants EVERYONE rights."

24/8/2025, 4:42:20 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

Two plates will definitely bring on "the itis."

23/8/2025, 9:38:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, when my dad suddenly had edema he lasted about 6 months.

23/8/2025, 9:14:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm rooting pretty hard for melanoma right now.

23/8/2025, 6:14:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, he did all that stuff before he was president.

23/8/2025, 4:38:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social)

Yes, and he's on blood thinners so the bruising would look horrendous.

23/8/2025, 1:25:49 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

Isn't this the economics of Fascism. I'm pretty sure it is.

22/8/2025, 8:06:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

"Well, I didn't vote for them!"

22/8/2025, 1:35:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

People that believe that we're coming back from this in a meaningful time frame are fucking delusional.

22/8/2025, 1:31:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

Editor's Note: You still won't have decent health care.

21/8/2025, 7:29:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

He doesn't realize that eventually the anti science crowd in the GOP will come for him.

20/8/2025, 3:10:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

They may need to give him the PBL treatment to prevent his grave from being covered in excrement.

20/8/2025, 3:06:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

Is trump aware of WINTER?!

20/8/2025, 1:18:32 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

Reads more like a chain letter.

19/8/2025, 11:29:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

Next, he's putting epaulets on his ill-fitting blue suits.

19/8/2025, 11:24:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

This is a humiliation campaign. This is why he talks about arresting Obama.

19/8/2025, 8:25:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

What if this is the response from the sex pests and bullies to the 'me too' and anti- bullying campaigns from ten years ago?

19/8/2025, 6:13:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

I have scarring from using Preparation G. I'm glad they improved it.

17/8/2025, 12:16:51 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

Not when he's threatening someone!

17/8/2025, 12:11:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

Tom can't be seen with a different cult leader. Especially one that looks like L. Ron Hubbard.

16/8/2025, 9:44:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

They are probably looking at the inability to match funding with individual donors compared to billionaires. Just another reason we need to get money out of all politics.

15/8/2025, 11:05:47 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

What jobs were the children southern whites supposed to do as adults without abolition? They probably would have become slaves eventually too.

15/8/2025, 11:03:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, you don't want to get runover by an inattentive driver while in the ocean.

14/8/2025, 7:32:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

Just thinking of the level of bravery my family (with a 4 and 6 year old) exhibited, walking all over the National Mall, The Smithsonian Museums, and taking the metro to the zoo.

14/8/2025, 3:55:22 AM | 88 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

I think Republicans decided after Watergate to never let a GOP president get run out of office again, no matter how bad the crime. They will be advocating child rape by the end of the year.

14/8/2025, 12:47:00 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

It's bewildering.

14/8/2025, 12:44:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd bet Russia welcomes a warmer earth.

13/8/2025, 8:52:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

I would have guessed milt.

13/8/2025, 5:41:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social)

youtu.be/OjGHf7OvglM?...

13/8/2025, 8:36:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/8/2025, 5:41:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe even ∞%

12/8/2025, 4:31:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

The architectural wonder that is his comb-over is failing.

11/8/2025, 9:54:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

I love that it's Andy Kauffman's Elvis.

11/8/2025, 7:09:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social)

He should just try wishing the DC homeless into the cornfield.

11/8/2025, 6:11:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

Wouldn't that also prove that Biden didn't weaponize the DOJ?

11/8/2025, 1:16:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

Who depends more on public infrastructure than corporations?

10/8/2025, 7:23:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm rooting for the polar bears.

10/8/2025, 6:42:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

Schoedinger's Discrimination.

10/8/2025, 6:21:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

American Orcs

10/8/2025, 8:08:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm guessing that he was 86'd for not being corrupt enough.

9/8/2025, 3:44:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

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9/8/2025, 12:45:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social)

Cat Day.

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8/8/2025, 9:46:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm a little worried about what looks like Cyrillic sneaking in there.

8/8/2025, 7:04:47 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

STONKS!

8/8/2025, 12:40:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not suggesting it's wrong. I cook, and putting your hands in the food is messy.

7/8/2025, 9:22:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

BRB, I'm working on my Bin laden statue. Because, history?

7/8/2025, 8:58:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

Why not just cook them over easy and keep your hands out of the food?

7/8/2025, 8:06:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

Elmore Leonard.

7/8/2025, 10:44:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

"Five is right out!"

7/8/2025, 9:15:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

four

7/8/2025, 7:52:31 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

If I were Tim Apple (I wouldn't have done this), I would have done this privately.

7/8/2025, 12:45:47 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

She didn't consider it to be wrong.

6/8/2025, 6:56:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

I've noticed that there are a few websites with a decent mix of penises and vaginas.

6/8/2025, 3:00:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

Why would you propose something like this at this time? Hire a defensive coordinator to game this out if you can't.

6/8/2025, 12:59:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JoJoFromJerz (@jojofromjerz.bsky.social) reposted

It is a lot of shit to keep track of.

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6/8/2025, 12:49:38 AM | 2337 573 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

For people that are unsure, there is no pipeline from the PNW to California. The pipeline goes from NorCal to SoCal and our canals go primarily from the Sierras in the east to the west.

6/8/2025, 12:19:53 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

I expect California to be the main target, and 75% of the country will cheer.

5/8/2025, 9:32:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

It's just more "Whitey on the Moon"

5/8/2025, 7:13:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

We get it back by throwing a lot of assholes in prison.

5/8/2025, 3:41:53 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

So, what happens when the government doesn't want to pay to house these people anymore?

5/8/2025, 2:20:04 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

Worried about the moonbirds, of course.

4/8/2025, 10:31:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump: "Fuck it, 1,000,000%."

4/8/2025, 3:18:57 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social)

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3/8/2025, 7:38:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

That bee was a true job creator.

2/8/2025, 2:44:26 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

And I'm over here saying trump still hasn't done the most horrible thing that he will do.

1/8/2025, 8:23:26 PM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social)

I could use some new Steely Dan/Donald Fagen music right about now.

1/8/2025, 7:33:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump: See, everyone does it!

1/8/2025, 6:01:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

I remember when I was in my late teens overhearing people say (years after the fact) "I guess ol' Nixon turned out to be a crook." Some people just completely tune out politics.

31/7/2025, 12:44:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

Eighteen seems like a lot for me, a person that doesn't travel that much.

31/7/2025, 12:39:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

During Obama, everyone heard about Jeremiah Wright and Saul Alinsky. The GOP just fights disengenuously and differently and the media plays along.

30/7/2025, 10:38:21 PM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

Californian's learned our state had gerrymandered districts before non-partisan reform, because the Democrats picked up a super-majority once they were made fair.

30/7/2025, 10:06:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/7/2025, 9:33:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

If I had a nickel for every time someone threw a lime.....

30/7/2025, 3:08:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

I am having trouble imagining a 15 year old employee who would be tough to replace.

29/7/2025, 7:28:29 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social)

I don't think people mention the anti‐bullying and me too campaigns as possible triggers to how we got here. They were direct hits on the white men in charge and they knew it.

29/7/2025, 5:57:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't think people mention the anti‐bullying and me too campaigns as possible triggers to how we got here. They were direct hits on the white men in charge and they knew it.

29/7/2025, 5:56:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

Dick van Dyke perhaps?

29/7/2025, 5:41:41 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

Starmer is thinking what we are thinking and what most of the world is thinking.

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28/7/2025, 4:19:43 PM | 30611 9382 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

I think it's funny that he thinks we believe that he gives a shit about whales.

28/7/2025, 3:23:33 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

It's true, I saw whale carcasses on the Altimont Pass!

28/7/2025, 3:21:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

Donors donate a percentage back to the politicians.

27/7/2025, 10:04:08 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent

True success is to have someone else do your foot wedge work for you.

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