Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
His parents saw his flaws and sent him to military school. Parents don't send kids who are well behaved to military school.
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His parents saw his flaws and sent him to military school. Parents don't send kids who are well behaved to military school.
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This may be the way the zombie apocalypse starts.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
"Where the fuck am I going to find four tons of feathers?!"
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe he's just mostly dead.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
You needed a little gaussian blur on that shadow.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, they were great to me as a 12 year old. Twelve year olds have terrible taste.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
He probably thinks water in California naturally flows from north to south because south is down.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
My feeling is that death isn't enough. I want his last moments to be publicly humiliating and the source of jokes for the next 100 years.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
You know what bothers me more? That egg producers can raise or lower the price of eggs and influence an election.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
That's what I suggested to my wife.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
And if every trump policy fails, his predecessor will just blame trump ....or Biden.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
His grandpa ran a whore house.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
No, he's just lying.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
I can only hope that they're playing rope a dope so people see just how horrible trump's policies are for the country.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
We are on the verge of becoming a totalitarian fascist country mainly because the rich refuse to be regulated or pay a fair share of taxes.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
Painting the North side of the wall is the stupidest fucking thing. God dammit these idiots.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
I will say, this country has become so stupid, I would suggest using 4th grade level vocabulary and terms that more easily describe those things. The right has managed to make all those terms dirty words. And if it's too complicated for anyone, just say, "the Constitution grants EVERYONE rights."
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
Two plates will definitely bring on "the itis."
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, when my dad suddenly had edema he lasted about 6 months.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm rooting pretty hard for melanoma right now.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, he did all that stuff before he was president.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social)
Yes, and he's on blood thinners so the bruising would look horrendous.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn't this the economics of Fascism. I'm pretty sure it is.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
"Well, I didn't vote for them!"
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
People that believe that we're coming back from this in a meaningful time frame are fucking delusional.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
Editor's Note: You still won't have decent health care.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
He doesn't realize that eventually the anti science crowd in the GOP will come for him.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
They may need to give him the PBL treatment to prevent his grave from being covered in excrement.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
Is trump aware of WINTER?!
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
Reads more like a chain letter.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
Next, he's putting epaulets on his ill-fitting blue suits.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
This is a humiliation campaign. This is why he talks about arresting Obama.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
What if this is the response from the sex pests and bullies to the 'me too' and anti- bullying campaigns from ten years ago?
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
I have scarring from using Preparation G. I'm glad they improved it.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
Not when he's threatening someone!
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
Tom can't be seen with a different cult leader. Especially one that looks like L. Ron Hubbard.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
They are probably looking at the inability to match funding with individual donors compared to billionaires. Just another reason we need to get money out of all politics.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
What jobs were the children southern whites supposed to do as adults without abolition? They probably would have become slaves eventually too.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, you don't want to get runover by an inattentive driver while in the ocean.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
Just thinking of the level of bravery my family (with a 4 and 6 year old) exhibited, walking all over the National Mall, The Smithsonian Museums, and taking the metro to the zoo.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
I think Republicans decided after Watergate to never let a GOP president get run out of office again, no matter how bad the crime. They will be advocating child rape by the end of the year.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
It's bewildering.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd bet Russia welcomes a warmer earth.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
I would have guessed milt.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social)
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Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe even ∞%
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
The architectural wonder that is his comb-over is failing.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
I love that it's Andy Kauffman's Elvis.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social)
He should just try wishing the DC homeless into the cornfield.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
Wouldn't that also prove that Biden didn't weaponize the DOJ?
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
Who depends more on public infrastructure than corporations?
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm rooting for the polar bears.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
Schoedinger's Discrimination.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
American Orcs
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm guessing that he was 86'd for not being corrupt enough.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm a little worried about what looks like Cyrillic sneaking in there.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
STONKS!
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not suggesting it's wrong. I cook, and putting your hands in the food is messy.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
BRB, I'm working on my Bin laden statue. Because, history?
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
Why not just cook them over easy and keep your hands out of the food?
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
Elmore Leonard.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
"Five is right out!"
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
four
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
If I were Tim Apple (I wouldn't have done this), I would have done this privately.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
She didn't consider it to be wrong.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
I've noticed that there are a few websites with a decent mix of penises and vaginas.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
Why would you propose something like this at this time? Hire a defensive coordinator to game this out if you can't.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
For people that are unsure, there is no pipeline from the PNW to California. The pipeline goes from NorCal to SoCal and our canals go primarily from the Sierras in the east to the west.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
I expect California to be the main target, and 75% of the country will cheer.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
It's just more "Whitey on the Moon"
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
We get it back by throwing a lot of assholes in prison.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
So, what happens when the government doesn't want to pay to house these people anymore?
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
Worried about the moonbirds, of course.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump: "Fuck it, 1,000,000%."
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social)
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Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
That bee was a true job creator.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
And I'm over here saying trump still hasn't done the most horrible thing that he will do.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social)
I could use some new Steely Dan/Donald Fagen music right about now.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump: See, everyone does it!
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember when I was in my late teens overhearing people say (years after the fact) "I guess ol' Nixon turned out to be a crook." Some people just completely tune out politics.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
Eighteen seems like a lot for me, a person that doesn't travel that much.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
During Obama, everyone heard about Jeremiah Wright and Saul Alinsky. The GOP just fights disengenuously and differently and the media plays along.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
Californian's learned our state had gerrymandered districts before non-partisan reform, because the Democrats picked up a super-majority once they were made fair.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
If I had a nickel for every time someone threw a lime.....
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
I am having trouble imagining a 15 year old employee who would be tough to replace.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social)
I don't think people mention the anti‐bullying and me too campaigns as possible triggers to how we got here. They were direct hits on the white men in charge and they knew it.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't think people mention the anti‐bullying and me too campaigns as possible triggers to how we got here. They were direct hits on the white men in charge and they knew it.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
Dick van Dyke perhaps?
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Starmer is thinking what we are thinking and what most of the world is thinking.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
I think it's funny that he thinks we believe that he gives a shit about whales.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
It's true, I saw whale carcasses on the Altimont Pass!
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
Donors donate a percentage back to the politicians.
Falstaff P. Flagler (@richkoski.bsky.social) reply parent
True success is to have someone else do your foot wedge work for you.