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@roberams.bsky.social

I walk, read books, and play guitar. Nope. Not today. Don't wanna. Can't make me.

created November 13, 2024

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Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

How much makeup does Moses Mike wear? Such a strange little man.

4/9/2025, 5:54:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m afraid to like this post because I’ll get 10 more fundraising emails from Ossoff’s team

4/9/2025, 4:52:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s a cult. Dear Leader is golden and can do no wrong

4/9/2025, 4:37:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want to try to get into Heaven. Send me $15 What a disgrace

4/9/2025, 3:10:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When they go low it’s just a matter of time before they go lower

4/9/2025, 2:04:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

Warmest regards to Putin? Fucking hell

4/9/2025, 12:40:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

Vuvuzela. I chuckled

4/9/2025, 12:39:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Merriam-Webster (@merriam-webster.com) reposted

enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits

3/9/2025, 8:22:07 PM | 23965 7124 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social)

The banjo is an instrument of torture. Bagpipes? Same. The accordion? Ugh

4/9/2025, 12:35:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

Every day more tacky gold shit. Cheap dictator stuff

3/9/2025, 4:00:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump can't see past himself. His own health is ruined and other people don‘t really exist for him. He‘s a true narcissist.

3/9/2025, 3:47:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

Messy diaper clean up

3/9/2025, 3:48:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

It's a pose. Everybody has one. What's yours?

3/9/2025, 2:05:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social)

Texas Confederates are preparing to invade a northern city.

3/9/2025, 12:01:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

It's the voice. He beats them down with that voice until they agree to sleep with him if he‘ll just shut the f up.

2/9/2025, 8:26:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

My theory is that Drumpf was going to announce that he's stepping down due to poor health, but at the last minute he just couldn‘t do it. He wants to die in the White House.

2/9/2025, 8:19:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

He's may not be dead yet but he‘s looking very dead-ish

2/9/2025, 8:14:48 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

Donnie looks a bit dead-ish

2/9/2025, 8:11:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

Our little smoky-eyed shapeshifter, smiling in the background, showing off a touch of gray at the temples.

2/9/2025, 8:10:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social)

Trump is going to ride a tank into Wrigley Field and declare that he's saved the city.

2/9/2025, 7:51:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

Holy cow! You need to get a teething puppy.

2/9/2025, 7:42:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't recall ever having any serious thoughts about James Bond. Ian Fleming's brother, Peter Fleming, wrote a good and interesting non-fiction book about his search for Colonel Percy Fawcett in Brazil. The book is called Brazilian Adventures. Recommended.

2/9/2025, 7:36:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd unplug him just to save power for the grid

2/9/2025, 7:28:09 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social)

Halloween is coming. What's your reading preference? A. Edgar Allen Poe B. Stephen King C. M.R. James D. Henry James E. All of it E. No thanks. Reality is scary enough. I'm under my pillow.

2/9/2025, 4:58:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump's heart is broken at not being able to attend with his pals.

2/9/2025, 4:51:00 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

The NYTimes puts pitchbot out of a job.

2/9/2025, 4:45:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social)

Ross Perot was right. Most of the manufacturing jobs – good jobs – did get sucked out of America, and we didn't do much to soften the blow. The anger was never addressed, so the aggrieved gave us Trump with his desire to tear it all down.

2/9/2025, 4:42:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

Still with the Tapper rage. How dare he write a book about a real thing that happened. What about Biden and his team, for trying to gaslight us about what we saw? Biden’s ego and his minimizing of Harris are why we are here now. Obvs Also, I suspect Tapper’s sources were better in the Biden admin.

2/9/2025, 2:10:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

More respect

2/9/2025, 2:01:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

Careful or you’ll have RFK banning routers

2/9/2025, 1:55:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schooley (@schooley.bsky.social) reposted

Nate Silver criticizing Bluesky as inherently flawed because a large group of people who reject our current sucktopia must interact with the sucktopians or else they are not getting the full sucktopian experience.

1/9/2025, 9:08:37 PM | 1286 175 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

What a strange little man.

2/9/2025, 12:12:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

Pitchbot: “RFK has never been afraid to bend the rules.“

2/9/2025, 12:00:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

He looks like a frog when he makes that face

1/9/2025, 11:58:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

A lot of these layoffs in Trump country

1/9/2025, 6:45:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

He's probably vaccinated and it's all been a grift

1/9/2025, 6:44:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

Cracker Barrel is as phony as a three-dollar bill

1/9/2025, 5:32:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social)

MR James season has arrived!

1/9/2025, 4:52:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

Afraid of a razor too, apparently

1/9/2025, 4:51:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social)

For Trump to even mention Heaven there must be something really wrong with him.

1/9/2025, 4:12:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

You look a shade more pink to me

1/9/2025, 12:33:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

JV Dance brings back Jeb Bush vibes, just not as cool

1/9/2025, 12:08:21 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 12:02:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

We're supposed to trust a heroin addict with a worm-eaten brain who collects road kill as a hobby?

31/8/2025, 11:59:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

Also get rid of Private Equity Pirates.

31/8/2025, 11:57:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

From the FBI. Crime is down in DC over the last thirty years. There was an uptick after Covid, but even that started to decrease in 2024. This isn't about the crime.

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31/8/2025, 11:47:18 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

Donnie's use of the word “HOT“ is from the eighties. That must be when his vocabulary peaked. I can easily imagine Trump and Epstein leering at young girls and telling each other, “Man that chick is HOT!“

31/8/2025, 11:41:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

I have fond memories of WGN. Sad to see it morphed into right-leaning NewsNation.

31/8/2025, 11:34:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

This is leftover QAnon claptrap. QAnonsense. A little juice for the base. But wait... Wasn‘t QAnon supposed to be all about exposing the child predators? And didn't Trump just cover up the Epstein mess? So why is he bringing it back? Because he's a dipshit with dementia.

31/8/2025, 1:38:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

I knew without clicking that this was a JVL post. Nobody wears darker sunglasses.

31/8/2025, 12:58:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

Look at Trump's face, basking in the glow of all that flattery and humiliation. The Orange Demon in his element.

31/8/2025, 12:54:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

Lose Musk, add Peter Thiel

31/8/2025, 12:52:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

Psychiatrists have been doing it for years

31/8/2025, 12:51:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

Gavin is one of the few Dems who have met the moment and hit back. That counts for something.

31/8/2025, 9:06:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social)

We have a president who thinks windmills cause cancer. And the GOP is fine with it? “That‘s just Trump being Trump.“ Unbelievable.

31/8/2025, 8:58:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

Dig her up and shoot her again for good measure

31/8/2025, 8:21:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

QAnonsense

31/8/2025, 4:03:12 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

If he’s hiding, assume the worst

31/8/2025, 4:01:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social)

Donald Trump’s currency (other than actual grifts and bribes) is attention, and if he drops out of view then something is wrong.

31/8/2025, 3:37:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

Oklahoma can't sink any lower than 50th in education.

30/8/2025, 7:15:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

Chuck Schumer has never made a fist in real life. You can just tell.

30/8/2025, 7:09:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah but you're not talking about Epstein, are you.

30/8/2025, 7:02:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social)

“Walter Reed Medical Center for me, RFK Jr for thee.“

30/8/2025, 6:59:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

Is New Hampshire the Tennessee of New England?

30/8/2025, 6:54:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

Seems like the term, “zonked out,” goes back to a particular time in American culture. The Scooby-Doo era?

30/8/2025, 4:32:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m happy to see Macron call out Trump, but let’s be honest, it’s a bit of a girl fight.

30/8/2025, 4:21:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

Dig her up and shoot her again

30/8/2025, 2:29:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump will try to pass a law outlawing celebrations of death.

30/8/2025, 2:15:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted

The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns. The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate. Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care. The list goes on and on. Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.

29/8/2025, 9:45:09 PM | 32362 10370 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

They arrested her? She's well qualified for a Trump cabinet position.

29/8/2025, 8:36:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

Rack up another political career killed by Trump

29/8/2025, 8:34:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social)

If I make a contribution to your political campaign, you need to pause the deluge of emails asking for more. For a month at least. It‘s starting to piss me off. I'm talking to you John Ossoff. Damnit!

29/8/2025, 1:06:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

AI has been wildly over-hyped. anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...

29/8/2025, 8:23:05 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

The entire thing looks like something off a Klingon warship.

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29/8/2025, 6:21:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You'll qualify for the Covid booster if you scoop up roadkill and do something weird with it.

29/8/2025, 6:18:30 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

My son dragged me into a CB once. On a road trip. The food was ok. Nothing objectionable, but for me it falls into the category of the pseudo experience. CB is a big corporate chain, but they want to pretend that it‘s aww shucks down-home, folksy, and genuine. But it's not.

29/8/2025, 6:16:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social)

Trump is a real estate developer, so they're giving him White House renovation projects to keep him occupied as the dementia accelerates.

29/8/2025, 3:52:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

The off-center smile reminds me of RFK Jr.

29/8/2025, 3:39:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social)

What is our current level of Susan Collins concern? We are at about 3. 1. Troubled 2. Concerned 3. Extremely Concerned 4. Super Extremely Concerned 4a. Strategy session with Lisa Murkowski 5. Actually doing something

29/8/2025, 3:39:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

Is there a joke here somewhere?

29/8/2025, 3:32:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

She's great

29/8/2025, 3:29:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

They‘re using Bondo.

29/8/2025, 2:54:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

Dig her up and shoot her again

29/8/2025, 2:47:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social)

It's the little things in life

29/8/2025, 2:31:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

Obviously prayer doesn‘t work. He's still with us

29/8/2025, 2:19:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social)

RFK Jr is a nut and has no business looking after the nation‘s health.

28/8/2025, 6:39:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

Nope. No chance. Prepare for the breakup.

28/8/2025, 6:12:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

Donald Trump doesn‘t read. Maybe can‘t read.

28/8/2025, 6:11:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

He better keep an eye on you

28/8/2025, 6:10:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

Could be.

28/8/2025, 6:08:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social)

George W. Bush on Putin: “I looked the man in the eye. I found him to be very straightforward and trustworthy. We had a very good dialogue. I was able to get a sense of his soul; a man deeply committed to his country and the best interests of his country.“ Trump wasn't the first GOP idiot president

28/8/2025, 5:53:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

A lot of people die on or in the vicinity of the toilet. I guess the strain blows a valve, or something.

28/8/2025, 5:48:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social)

How many wars did Cankles solve today?

28/8/2025, 10:47:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

And if you don’t believe in fairy tales?

28/8/2025, 2:06:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social)

Sycophancy is the only thing booming in America

28/8/2025, 2:04:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social)

This is EXACTLY what we witnessed. Thanks Mike Luckovich.

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28/8/2025, 12:41:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

We have a fucking nut in charge of our health.

27/8/2025, 11:57:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent

Say it ain‘t so

27/8/2025, 11:40:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Olbermann (@olbermann.bsky.social) reposted

It's time to remove Robert F. Kennedy Jr from government before he kills us all

27/8/2025, 10:53:13 PM | 17446 3816 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted

Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024. This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500. Remember this before you order your next pumpkin spice latte.

27/8/2025, 9:27:37 PM | 17936 6501 | View on Bluesky | view