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How much makeup does Moses Mike wear? Such a strange little man.
I walk, read books, and play guitar. Nope. Not today. Don't wanna. Can't make me.
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How much makeup does Moses Mike wear? Such a strange little man.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m afraid to like this post because I’ll get 10 more fundraising emails from Ossoff’s team
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s a cult. Dear Leader is golden and can do no wrong
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social)
I want to try to get into Heaven. Send me $15 What a disgrace
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social)
When they go low it’s just a matter of time before they go lower
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
Warmest regards to Putin? Fucking hell
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
Vuvuzela. I chuckled
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Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social)
The banjo is an instrument of torture. Bagpipes? Same. The accordion? Ugh
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
Every day more tacky gold shit. Cheap dictator stuff
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump can't see past himself. His own health is ruined and other people don‘t really exist for him. He‘s a true narcissist.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
Messy diaper clean up
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a pose. Everybody has one. What's yours?
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social)
Texas Confederates are preparing to invade a northern city.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
It's the voice. He beats them down with that voice until they agree to sleep with him if he‘ll just shut the f up.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
My theory is that Drumpf was going to announce that he's stepping down due to poor health, but at the last minute he just couldn‘t do it. He wants to die in the White House.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
He's may not be dead yet but he‘s looking very dead-ish
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
Donnie looks a bit dead-ish
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
Our little smoky-eyed shapeshifter, smiling in the background, showing off a touch of gray at the temples.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social)
Trump is going to ride a tank into Wrigley Field and declare that he's saved the city.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy cow! You need to get a teething puppy.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't recall ever having any serious thoughts about James Bond. Ian Fleming's brother, Peter Fleming, wrote a good and interesting non-fiction book about his search for Colonel Percy Fawcett in Brazil. The book is called Brazilian Adventures. Recommended.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd unplug him just to save power for the grid
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social)
Halloween is coming. What's your reading preference? A. Edgar Allen Poe B. Stephen King C. M.R. James D. Henry James E. All of it E. No thanks. Reality is scary enough. I'm under my pillow.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump's heart is broken at not being able to attend with his pals.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
The NYTimes puts pitchbot out of a job.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social)
Ross Perot was right. Most of the manufacturing jobs – good jobs – did get sucked out of America, and we didn't do much to soften the blow. The anger was never addressed, so the aggrieved gave us Trump with his desire to tear it all down.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
Still with the Tapper rage. How dare he write a book about a real thing that happened. What about Biden and his team, for trying to gaslight us about what we saw? Biden’s ego and his minimizing of Harris are why we are here now. Obvs Also, I suspect Tapper’s sources were better in the Biden admin.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
More respect
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
Careful or you’ll have RFK banning routers
Schooley (@schooley.bsky.social) reposted
Nate Silver criticizing Bluesky as inherently flawed because a large group of people who reject our current sucktopia must interact with the sucktopians or else they are not getting the full sucktopian experience.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
What a strange little man.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
Pitchbot: “RFK has never been afraid to bend the rules.“
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
He looks like a frog when he makes that face
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
A lot of these layoffs in Trump country
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
He's probably vaccinated and it's all been a grift
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
Cracker Barrel is as phony as a three-dollar bill
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social)
MR James season has arrived!
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
Afraid of a razor too, apparently
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social)
For Trump to even mention Heaven there must be something really wrong with him.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
You look a shade more pink to me
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
JV Dance brings back Jeb Bush vibes, just not as cool
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Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
We're supposed to trust a heroin addict with a worm-eaten brain who collects road kill as a hobby?
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
Also get rid of Private Equity Pirates.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
From the FBI. Crime is down in DC over the last thirty years. There was an uptick after Covid, but even that started to decrease in 2024. This isn't about the crime.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
Donnie's use of the word “HOT“ is from the eighties. That must be when his vocabulary peaked. I can easily imagine Trump and Epstein leering at young girls and telling each other, “Man that chick is HOT!“
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
I have fond memories of WGN. Sad to see it morphed into right-leaning NewsNation.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
This is leftover QAnon claptrap. QAnonsense. A little juice for the base. But wait... Wasn‘t QAnon supposed to be all about exposing the child predators? And didn't Trump just cover up the Epstein mess? So why is he bringing it back? Because he's a dipshit with dementia.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
I knew without clicking that this was a JVL post. Nobody wears darker sunglasses.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
Look at Trump's face, basking in the glow of all that flattery and humiliation. The Orange Demon in his element.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
Lose Musk, add Peter Thiel
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
Psychiatrists have been doing it for years
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
Gavin is one of the few Dems who have met the moment and hit back. That counts for something.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social)
We have a president who thinks windmills cause cancer. And the GOP is fine with it? “That‘s just Trump being Trump.“ Unbelievable.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
Dig her up and shoot her again for good measure
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
QAnonsense
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
If he’s hiding, assume the worst
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social)
Donald Trump’s currency (other than actual grifts and bribes) is attention, and if he drops out of view then something is wrong.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
Oklahoma can't sink any lower than 50th in education.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
Chuck Schumer has never made a fist in real life. You can just tell.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah but you're not talking about Epstein, are you.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social)
“Walter Reed Medical Center for me, RFK Jr for thee.“
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
Is New Hampshire the Tennessee of New England?
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
Seems like the term, “zonked out,” goes back to a particular time in American culture. The Scooby-Doo era?
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m happy to see Macron call out Trump, but let’s be honest, it’s a bit of a girl fight.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
Dig her up and shoot her again
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump will try to pass a law outlawing celebrations of death.
Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted
The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns. The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate. Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care. The list goes on and on. Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
They arrested her? She's well qualified for a Trump cabinet position.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
Rack up another political career killed by Trump
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social)
If I make a contribution to your political campaign, you need to pause the deluge of emails asking for more. For a month at least. It‘s starting to piss me off. I'm talking to you John Ossoff. Damnit!
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
AI has been wildly over-hyped. anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
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The entire thing looks like something off a Klingon warship.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
You'll qualify for the Covid booster if you scoop up roadkill and do something weird with it.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
My son dragged me into a CB once. On a road trip. The food was ok. Nothing objectionable, but for me it falls into the category of the pseudo experience. CB is a big corporate chain, but they want to pretend that it‘s aww shucks down-home, folksy, and genuine. But it's not.
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Trump is a real estate developer, so they're giving him White House renovation projects to keep him occupied as the dementia accelerates.
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The off-center smile reminds me of RFK Jr.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social)
What is our current level of Susan Collins concern? We are at about 3. 1. Troubled 2. Concerned 3. Extremely Concerned 4. Super Extremely Concerned 4a. Strategy session with Lisa Murkowski 5. Actually doing something
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
Is there a joke here somewhere?
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
She's great
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
They‘re using Bondo.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
Dig her up and shoot her again
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social)
It's the little things in life
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
Obviously prayer doesn‘t work. He's still with us
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social)
RFK Jr is a nut and has no business looking after the nation‘s health.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
Nope. No chance. Prepare for the breakup.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
Donald Trump doesn‘t read. Maybe can‘t read.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
He better keep an eye on you
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
Could be.
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social)
George W. Bush on Putin: “I looked the man in the eye. I found him to be very straightforward and trustworthy. We had a very good dialogue. I was able to get a sense of his soul; a man deeply committed to his country and the best interests of his country.“ Trump wasn't the first GOP idiot president
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A lot of people die on or in the vicinity of the toilet. I guess the strain blows a valve, or something.
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How many wars did Cankles solve today?
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
And if you don’t believe in fairy tales?
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Sycophancy is the only thing booming in America
Pure Michigan (@roberams.bsky.social) reply parent
We have a fucking nut in charge of our health.
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Say it ain‘t so
Keith Olbermann (@olbermann.bsky.social) reposted
It's time to remove Robert F. Kennedy Jr from government before he kills us all
Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted
Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024. This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500. Remember this before you order your next pumpkin spice latte.