Rob
@robmakesthat.bsky.social
Laser enthusiast, maker of CNC stuff, licensed drone pilot, motorcyclist, above average cook, mediocre chess player & occasional video gamer.
created January 8, 2025
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Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
They were absolutely crocodile tears but the body language & words used during the search warrant is what lead me to believe they wanted some sort of manufactured relationship. And I think it’s worse than uncaring if that suggestion were followed, I think they would’ve used it to get more attention
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
I think it was kind of both. They admitted an unhealthy obsession with the boyfriend but their behavior showed just as unhealthy an obsession with the girlfriend, although in much different expressions of those dynamics. They wanted to hurt both in an attempt to become closer to both
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So you were not at a Workers Over Billionaires protest, instead you were at another fucking photo op. You are so worthless to your constituents it would be sadly humorous if not so infuriating. Release the Epstein files Hold the WH accountable Do you fucking job Or #resign. #WA03 deserves better
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
Not sure a lot of abusers need a “why” to torment their victims
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The only thing that stops a bad child with a gun is a good child with a gun
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s almost like being a bigot is a losing political strategy. Almost.
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“An 11-year old was fatally shot” is only seen in American headlines. The rest of the world can accurately report “a child was murdered”
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Dog off leash is a serious felony that requires active duty military to deploy for the purpose of abolishing litter and beautifying mulch so, checkmate libs! -Every Republican Ever, probably
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
Good news is cool but I think we’re all waiting for a different story…
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Should we comment on this one or will it be deleted & reposted in a few hours? Fuck you’re thirsty
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But we can’t afford SNAP benefits, Medicare for all, free school lunches, housing for the homeless…
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Courts: Hey, you can’t do that
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
If he’s alive why isn’t there an all caps tweet threatening to nuke Seattle unless every BlueSky account thank him for making Cracker Barrel Great Again or something?
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
Cool, you shoot 1 gestapo and 37 of his friends unload their magazines on you in return, they get “paid administrative leave” (read: vacation) for doing so, then return to full active duty with back pay a month later
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At this point I want Gavin Newsom to start a conspiracy that Trump died in the assassination & alien reptilian he was replaced with is slowly decomposing in Earth’s atmosphere & see how fast the red heads devolve into their own competing accusations of complete gibberish
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Guns don’t kill people. Gaping wounds in vital organs caused by high velocity projectiles that were fired by guns kill people. So, check mate, liberals! -Every Republican Ever
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
Seems like the GOP ignores this every time they claim Dems have “failed policies” or need money for disaster relief
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
Some guy has been culpable in the police murder of approximately 1000 unarmed civilians a year for over 3 decades. Got it. After your photo op will there be time to start holding the White House accountable? You know, the literal job of Congress, or no? I’ll assume no. See you in the midterms
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Phone tho g doesn’t bother me, but if you call instead of text I immediately assume something’s wrong. It’s the unannounced FaceTime that’s nightmare fuel
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
Already hosted 1 war criminal, why not another?
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
Finally, America is fixed! I’m so glad we have 0 issues now
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
Cool. And what happens when Trump declares the election results invalid and just flat out ignores them? Because that’s exactly what will happen
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For those keeping score… Private business refuses to sell cake to same sex couple: win for the free market US President pressures private business to revert to its former logo: also a win for the free market -MURIKA! 2025
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Cool. Release the Epstein Files
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
Fortunately a tech bro has never injected himself into politics before so there’s no reason to believe this won’t end well
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
Because it was easier to market than “we believe women should be involuntary incubators and the families we’ve created by force deserve zero assistance the moment a fetus is birthed” party?
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President Donald J Trump Department of My Very Special, Many Are Saying The Most Special, Very Very Special Militarized Justice That I Can Send Into Any Democrat City I Want Whenever I Want A Distraction From Please Forget The Epstein Files, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS DEPARTMENT!!!
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
So much winning in this golden age of ours. Are we great again again yet?
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah but did you know Biden is old?
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
You used a photo of Trump sitting in a Tesla with his bestie while literally hawking EVs on the White House lawn to illustrate that he’s fighting EV. Brilliant. No notes.
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
In December 2023 on Sean Hannity, Trump said he would “be a dictator for one day” though he never specified “which” day, so it’s hard to see why anyone has a problem with what he said today. -PBS News, probably
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social)
More Sasquatch fun. I’m really liking how these came out #LaserCut #Art #PNW
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US government, with the largest economy in human history and the resources to house all of its homeless, will use the largest military in human history to “crack down” on homelessness. -MURIKA! 2025
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
A faceless “man” stands over a worker who struggles to spell “goverment” while the same government destroys the department of education. -MURIKA! 2025
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
How fucking out of touch are you? Visiting a papyrus paper mill next? Perhaps ye ol apothecary will garner your support? The local alchemist? All of your posts are to say office workers (read: the majority of your constituents) can go fuck themselves while you prop up “the trades”
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A better option is to take to the streets in massive protests. They want us cowering in our homes. When we show up, they shut down
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Because he’s not a democrat
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
Which 19 different BLUE states is out god king emperor baby hands taking over this week?
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
The 2024 election results were 75M Kamala to 77.3M to Trump, so your “unlikeable” argument fails the electoral college test, but thanks for playing
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
Republicans are openly cheating to retain indefinite power so the problem is obviously *checks notes* how Democrats talk
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Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
So you’re saying the “president” is on the way to 4th and Rhodes so we need to look busy. Got it.
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social)
Couldn’t be happier with how Bigfoot turned out! ~11x8 (284x200mm) Emerald pearl cast acrylic #LaserCut #Art #PNW
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social)
It’s hard to get a good shot of this because it’s so shiny, but I’m really happy with how this Bigfoot silhouette in emerald pearl cast acrylic came out! I have another in this series with a ponytail & heels, thinking of offering them as a his/hers set or a pair of restroom signs #LaserCut #Art
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This administration has already ignored a unanimous SCOTUS ruling so what happens when they defy this one?
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Woke is giving a shit about other people. That’s all it is. Amazing how polarizing human decency has become
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Can’t tell if the “president” is photoshopped or if he’s actually that color
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
If by way out you mean deathbed. He’s never willingly leaving that office
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
Calling it now that before this is over Trump will bomb a blue US city
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
No sources cited so it’s kind of hard to take this more seriously than a placebo effect. Would love to see a peer reviewed study discussing dosage, NORML
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Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social)
I think I found the worst possible angle to shoot from, but in other news, in the past 48 hours I also finished 208 business card designs with 0 issues. Great Success! #Laser #LaserCut #LaserEngraving #Art #SmallBusiness
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Glad to know there’s a preferred firearm for the illegal occupation of an American democratic city
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
The citation is how I knew this wasn’t the NYT
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, they will eventually lose. But considering they’re preparing to arm themselves, how many of us will be killed before then?
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t worry guys, Republicans assure us that “other countries” pay the tax you’re definitely paying so, we’re all good. Next up: totally accurate jobs & census reports
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought the entire election was about racism & being allowed to be racist in public again. I noticed the pets aren’t being eaten anymore in Springfield, Ohio. How’d that get cleared up? By being racist bullshit in the first place, or other reasons?
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
Guess the DOJ can’t release the Epstein files then because, you know, reasons & stuff
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
“Could” and “will” are vastly different terms
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And the 10th one is an asshole
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
Weird how your boss can point out the president is clearly devolving into dementia but you fail to at every opportunity. Is that because you’re scared, hypocritical, or that you don’t actually believe in the causes you claim to stand behind?
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
Give those bone spurs a noble piece prize!
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
For months I’ve been watching you refuse to even comment on the GOP actively engaging in the authoritarianism this regime has brought, and wondering why. Now it’s becoming clear: you’re terrified. Otherwise, you’d have opposed Putin coming to Alaska while you claim to “stand with Ukraine”. Coward.
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
And I’m gunna build a ballroom, and I’m covering everything in gold, and I got rid of those stupid roses, and I went up on the roof, and…
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
You’ve literally posted about not being influenced by your constituents because we’re too passionate and yours is the only bipartisan moral compass. We didn’t tell you to censor Rep. Green, pass SAVE, ignore Clark County, or protect Epstein. Are you stupid or do you think we all are?
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social)
Abalone inlay test. I forgot my kerf settings so the inlay is smaller than the pocket, but the test here was to get a .25mm pocket in walnut & finding cutting settings for the shell veneer. I think this is going to work! Next up: programmable wooden business cards with abalone inlay. #LaserCut
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But we can’t afford free school meals or universal healthcare
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Shoot first and never ask questions
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
Guys, be nice to our dear leader. His throat is probably sore right now from… negotiating…
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that an instruction or a declaration?
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4 in Portland but 0 in Vancouver, WA? What gives? We turned out for the No Kings so why exclude us now?
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
More cop porn from a red had cosplaying as “independent.” How adorable. Police are actively disappearing our neighbors while the US military is engaged in civilian law enforcement exclusively in democratic cities. And you’re posting shit like this basically cheering them on. You won’t be reelected
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He probably thought they’d be buddies. “Oh, you’re into Scientology? I like a bunch of made up stupid shit, too!”
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
But how will I profit from helping them? -Billionaires, probably
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
FTP. Yeah, even that one culpable cop you like for reasons, especially that one
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a sandwich is 17 good guys in full military cosplay with assault rifles, the manliest macho alpha men admitting they’re terrified of their own shadows on a right wing podcast, and a cheerleading section from the White House. MURIKA!
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
His favorite strain is an indica hybrid called Release The Epstein Files
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He wants CA not to gerrymander in retaliation of TX gerrymandering, but no comment on TX gerrymandering in the first place. Truly a perfect Republican. Someone get this man another tax break!
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Oh, just running an inlay test. How’s your Friday so far?
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GOP only has a problem when a Dem does it, regardless of what “it” is. Any time we even hint at common sense gun laws it’s fascism, but not a peep when Trump banned bump stocks. And their supporters love it.
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Republicans are shitty human beings. Here’s why that’s the Dems fault
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
Did anyone ask the enslaved of the time/place/culture if they viewed their own enslavement as “no big deal” or is that a “woke” question we don’t ask for any reason ever?
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If Americans just let the Confederacy win you wouldn’t have so many racists today
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Nationwide gun control would prevent all mass shootings. Source: every other developed nation on the planet
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Shocking
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Waiting for Republicans to do the right thing
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He might consider thinking about tariffs in 2 weeks so… you know… stop warring or something
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Charlie seems to approve of his pond
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
2 things your constituents will never let you forget: 1. You voted to censor Rep. Al Green 2. You are defending a pedophile every moment you refuse to Release The Epstein Files
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
The Supreme Court is set to make it impossible to legally remove Trump from power. Fixed it for you.
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
I smoke in a recreationally legal state and still have to hide it from my job/housing because both go by federal law, not state. If this distraction gets it legalized I’m all for it. Also, release the Epstein files (but also legalize it)
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s hoping if we all smoke weed we’ll forget about the Epstein files. I say it’s worth a shot!
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social)
Did a little cutting & got them cleaned up, no for some lacquer & hangers and these earrings are ready to sell! Pretty happy with how this design is compared my out in paduk #LaserCut #Jewelry #Earrings
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
Our unemployment rate is -37% after President Trump, best president in history, many people are saying, cofefe bigly negotiations with Europe and other countries, tremendous countries, to send only their best people. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
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It will mark the first time they’ve obeyed a court order
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More cop porn. Just what your constituents are asking for, I’m sure.
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social) reply parent
As a small business owner I wonder why I’m paying 10-50% tariffs on my supplies. Here I was thinking Congress, not POTUS, set tariff policy but you and your colleagues have allowed it. Why? Do. Your. Job.
Rob (@robmakesthat.bsky.social)
Made a new jig & now the alignment is right where I want it, giving consistent & repeatable results. 8 different monogram crests & 4 faces. I might design 4 more faces at some point, but for now I’m pretty happy with these options. #LaserCut #LaserEngraved #Art #MetalBusinessCards #SmallBusiness