Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
POTS suffering CLE gal Corgi🐶 & Munchkin🐱 owner
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It feels ridiculously snooty to say, but I honestly only buy melon grown in state anymore. Ohio produce remains delicious while getting something from the grocery store is hit or miss when buying fruit.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
A wheelchair user still doesn't explain the top two...
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
Using "organic" for gender classification is fucking wild. Has to be the most low-key transphobia I've seen. Just, wow. Terrible.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
SHIT, just brown sugar & cinnamon!?! Would definitely grab a slice. 💯
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not a pumpkin spice fan. However, that's ADORABLE and would probably give it a try based on cuteness alone.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
Miyazaki is a treasure.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
So it's just dating someone you don't find attractive in the hopes that their lack of conventional looks will somehow be made up for in personality. Right. Well, that's a dumb fucking way to go into a romantic relationship.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
... I don't WANT to look it up but both my survival instincts and curiosity are urging me to.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social)
I can hardly wait! Just got my tickets in the mail and am so excited for this.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait... He's YOUNGER than I am? We may need to get RFKJ on this, hatred is clearly bad for the aging process. Look at the examples we have for show. (Why am I suddenly afraid that idiots of his ilk would actively believe this kind of thing?)
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
My first pet was a hamster named Stevie Ray Ham.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
You're being awfully generous DR. High school level books are clearly too advanced for their reading comprehension.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
Is MW considered mayonnaise? I'm pretty sure that the brand doesn't even label itself as mayo. That being said have you ever had Kewpie mayonnaise? Game changer.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social)
Run away!? I would never. It was simply an unscheduled unaccompanied adventure. -Merlin
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
So after watching him avoid the road by sheer dumb luck and getting back, I broke into a full-blown anxiety attack. Cue the shaking, sweating, heart palpitations, crying, etc. I'm still kind of a mess and demanding so many dog snuggles he's gonna get sick of me. (Not really tho he's a sweet boy)
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
I call him over, keep his attention, and bring him back inside. Only to get "Your dog doesn't listen." You want him to listen to you? Consider training with him! He came as soon as he spotted me, I didn't have his leash on me in my panicked exodus yet I kept his attention to get him home.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
And instead of grabbing his leash that's RIGHT THERE and going after him they instead come find me, while the dog is loose, to bring him back. By the time I get out and spot him, he's no longer in my quiet neighborhood but is headed right for the busy main road.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
So knowing that it's common sense you be aware of him when seeing someone off. But GOD FORBID I not be there to control the dog because instead of clipping his leash on or even putting him on his lead out back it's always shocking that he's run out the door. Who could have foreseen such a thing?
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social)
Hoo, I've calmed down a bit but let me tell you about what sent me into a full-blown anxiety attack earlier. I have a 9-year-old Cardigan Welsh Corgi and, while not often, he will occasionally try to run out the door if a guest is leaving.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
The always overlooked savory fruit.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
For all we know the guy could be a masochist who has been getting his rocks off. His smirky smugness doesn't dissuade this notion.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
Sir! I was drinking tea when I scrolled down to your comment, I straight-up snerked and have continued snickering throughout my necessary clean-up.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
Joe Hill's novel which the film was adapted from is a good read. You get a lot more depth of character and a better understanding of the plot lines supernatural nature.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social)
I worry That someday After you've been gone For nearly as long As you were here I'll begin to forget Bits of you Yet I'm lucky That in this era The digital echo Of your presence Remains To reinforce these memories That I cling to With such desperation #poerty #griefpoetry #loss #poetrysky
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't see the Rs rallying for him. As it is the only reason that their party remains cohesive is the felon in chief. Should something happen to him the infighting will tear them apart.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty sure most of us are in agreement that if you fucked around you deserve to find out. Every single individual, from active participants to those who knew and did nothing, deserves to be held accountable. The victims deserve justice.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm still not over it 😭
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
My corgi can't pull the lip on purpose, instead, he will just randomly get his lip stuck on his teeth and go about looking like the biggest doofus. I can't take him seriously with it so I trained him to "Fix your face." and he'll smack his lips and fix it.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
So this outcry over an effing logo seems like THE MOST disingenuous bull when their patrons are willing to brush past actual horrors to get their subpar country cuisine.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
My local CB was the site of a family annihilation back in 2012. The fact that they just mopped up the aftermath and have remained open will forever strike me as ghoulish. I honestly can't comprehend how people are fine casually dining at the location of such a horror.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
I saw someone post that they could save the franchise if only they thought of the lesbians and it rang so true.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
Not gonna lie, I'd probably tear up getting a hug from Grover.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this fully ripe? How do you know when they're ready? I have too many questions for someone who isn't a regular consumer of the savory fruit.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
Personally, I'm not a furry fan. It's just not my cup of tea. That being said, what's the harm in art depicting anthropomorphic animals? They going after Hello Kitty next?
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, I just noticed how oversized his tie is... Truly ridiculous.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
Right, so deliberate ridiculousness instead of random bad decision and lack of taste in clothing.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
I want to point out that this clown is wearing a trench coat mid August. Just, wtf.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
So raccoons have better self-care than me... Yeah, no yeah checks out.
Carly (@nautiluscarly.bsky.social) reposted
Support your public library. Defend your public library. Slay the enemies of your public library.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
Reminds me of that timeless slogan "Guns don't kill people, sandwiches do."
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social)
You took part of me And I know it to be Something that will never recover This seeping wound unseen Time stems the worst of it But never again Will I be who I was Before losing you #griefpoetry #loss #poetrysky
Alex Plante 🐀👑 (@aplante.com) reposted
if anyone replies to this with “you just have the wrong size” i WILL hunt you for sport #comic
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
Just, Wow. Gorgeous.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
The piercing eyes drew me in first thing then only after zooming in for a more detailed look and discovering that it's pixels, Mind. Blown.
JohnXuandou (@johnxuandou.bsky.social) reposted
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
Merriam-Webster (@merriam-webster.com) reposted
You ‘run the gamut’ and ‘run the gauntlet.’ You don’t ‘run the gambit.’ gamut = entire range or series gauntlet = severe trial Gambit = Alpha-level mutant who can convert potential energy to kinetic energy
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
What's so ridiculous is the fact that they are trying to act casual, just a guy wearing a trench coat in fucking AUGUST. Even if they weren't loitering suspiciously I'd be side-eyeing in passing for that alone.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
Cup Noodles... Noooo. Which marketing genius keeps coming up with these bad decisions? First it was the syrup breakfast Noodles now this?
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social)
Happy birthday 32nd little sister. This is the third birthday celebrated without you here. Fuck I miss you.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this an average size for coffee outside the US? With what I'm used to seeing as a "regular" cup of coffee this, in comparison, looks like a shot glass.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
Did someone ask for this? Who is the target audience here? I mean... yeah, no.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
First, after only reading the title I began to think, "Well, how old is this building? How has the city shifted over the years?" Only to get immediate whiplash reading the rest. One murder in a year, not great but what can you do? 3 in 8 months... How are YOU alive with such shit survival instincts?
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
White peach is the best flavor and any who suggests otherwise is either delusional or lacking the correct number of taste buds.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
This try for sympathy on behalf of a CONVICTED PEDO is revolting. I can't even imagine the amounts of disgust and rage her victims and their loved ones are experiencing.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
All I'm seeing is: Predatory president ponders pardoning pedophile. Fanciful alliteration aside, I'm so grossed out by this and incandescently furious on behalf of the victims and their families.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like I've found a new summer snack, motherfucking wind farm seaweed chips.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
Funny, seeing as here in OH our gerrymandering is so bad it was ruled unconstitutional but he didn't and doesn't seem to have a problem with it... You know Ohio, the state he's from that has a republican super majority due to said gerrymandering.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
SaltStick electrolyte chews are also super convenient. I always carry a couple with me, that way even when I finish whatever beverage I'm carrying around I can chomp 'em and drink water for continued max hydration.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
What in every god's name did I just watch... I couldn't even finish it, imma give it a HARD pass. Disappointing to see that they had an opportunity to further adult animation and THIS is what they come out with.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
I can see the beauty and contentment that 7 years has brought you. Keep being true to yourself and thank you for sharing.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
Ew, the hell is that anthropomorphic turd doing here... and blocked.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social)
Dapo Adeola (@dapsdraws.bsky.social) reposted
I haven’t seen nearly enough people talking about this. The levels of greed and inhumane thinking on display is actually terrifying. America really is dystopian as fuck.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
💀
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd love to get a cat commission from you one day. I always think of my Munchkin Mitzi whenever I see your longcat illustrations (I have the Purchini pin and adore it). Here she is in her favorite box lounging pose.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel bad about it, but I read this mentally lisping.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
I once heard "What policing is for the racist white man. Nursing is for the racist white woman.", and haven't been able to get it out of my head. It rings so spot-on that I feel blind for not recognizing it before hearing it said aloud.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social) reply parent
As soon as I had them down to win, my schadenfreude senses began to tingle, and I knew that the impending Philly chaos would be glorious.
Nicole Pavone (@ruledbyacorgi.bsky.social)
Enjoying fresh night air due to warm temps is nice. Hearing your neighbors banging due to housing proximity, not so nice. Courtyards echo people, just a friendly reminder, Courtyards ECHO.