SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)
Because it's my civic duty to tell the stupidest liberals how badly they suck and that everything is their fault. Especially when those liberals literally dox themselves in their own bio...
Satanist Anarchist with excellent taste in music. Occasionally very funny. Relapsing shitposter. Sports and Pro Wrestling nerd. Prefers Bisexual, but the pun was too good. He/They/Any Hail Thyself Praise Jibbers Kraven James
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Because it's my civic duty to tell the stupidest liberals how badly they suck and that everything is their fault. Especially when those liberals literally dox themselves in their own bio...
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SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)
You're the one who sucks. You leave.
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)
At least my typos are ACTUAL words. You sound like you're trying to flirt on the Disney channel (which would explain a lot about you)
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)
It's spelled "Asshole". Guess I'm also a better writer too.
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)
Wow, it's almost like my disability causing difficulty with writing was exactly what ended my original dream of being a professional writer. Really showing that famous liberal empathy, you breathing shit strain. I'm a bad writer. You're a worse person.
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)
Again, dyslexic (typos are harder to recognize) Again, on a smartphone (a typo machine) Again, fuck you (because fuck you)
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Commenting it here as well, because fuck you, that's why bsky.app/profile/sata...
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)
No, a disability prevents me from noticing occasional typos "such as "a" instead of"an") because my eyes are prone to skipping past words uncontrollably sometimes. A second on Google or Wikipedia would've told you that, dumbass
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Ironic considering your less likable than Felicia
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)
You don't have friends.
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
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SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)
Yes, because I knew it would annoy you.
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)
To be fair, you have a real "Officer, there's a black bird-watcher at the park" thing going on
KLo (@klogoldman.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Anarchists and Satanists are the only good people and I can't think of anyone else that's trustworthy.
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)
Nice ablism.
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)
Pedantry is all you pieces of shit have. I have dyslexia. What's your excuse?
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Pedantry is all you pieces of shit have. I have dyslexia. What's your excuse?
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)
Love that rather than address my criticism you pivot to tired ass privileged identity politics like you wouldn't sell Palestinians out any other POC out in a heart beat for the support of a moderate klansman in a swing state or Texas
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
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SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)
Forever better a Anarchist and Satanist than whatever the fuck a #BlueResister is. The fuck are you resisting? Palestinian human rights? Ever winning an election? Politics that aren't just meaningless sports fandoms?
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Good. Hurry up.
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair, Malcolm P. Johnson is a fucking idiot.
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
I've said it many times and I'll continue saying it until it's no longer true... There's a very loud segment of Democrats whose only REAL problem with Donald Trump was the color of hat he chose to wear. There are a lot of Dems who long for their own MAGA movement with its own Q Drops.
Joshua Erlich (@joshuaerlich.bsky.social) reposted
Bill Belichick getting toasted by a jury of his girlfriend’s peers
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)
Really odd behavior from Jim Kirk to unpromptedly tell a mayoral candidate about his "small bone"
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, that niche audience of people who aren't actual neo-nazis is so wildly unprofitable...
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Plus, the liberals here are already bad enough without giving them nazis they can agree with on principle.
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
This website is already overrun by pieces of crap in need of a flush. Our plumbing doesn't need any more
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Kill yourself, you eggman ass bitch.
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Kill yourself
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
99% percent of the notifications were you having a fucking meltdown. I'd tell you to suck shit, but that's what Philly fans do when they celebrate things so... 🤷
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Suck my fucking cock
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Because they are gonna be. Not unlike how anyone with a brain hard outs of Philly
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)
Bruh, that's literally what you've been doing this entire time.
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)
Imagine thinking you did anything to help the Eagles win.
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Is Caw Caw what they serve at Lincoln Financial Field?
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Cry more Bitchbird
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Softer than wet toilet paper
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Add one more reply. I didn't realize Philly got snowflakes in September. bsky.app/profile/fthe...
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
For those keeping score, that's 1 quote skeet, two replies to his own quote skeet, and one comment just because I had the audacity to say Gannon has been doing well in AZ. I thought people from Philly were supposedly tough, but you might be the most fragile little bitch on this entire website
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)
Wow, it was embarrassingly easy to get under your very fragile skin
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
No, just expecting some consistency from a liberal hypocrite. Now enough about how well hung I am... ✝️🍆
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
"YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL" 🤣
Raea 🦋✨🏳️⚧️🏴 (@raea.meangirls.online) reposted
yea this dude 100% just wants to be in charge of the fascism
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair, if they knew anything about filmmaking or storytelling, they would've never applied to work at WhatCulture in the first place.
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)
Definitely gotta go with Stray Bullet "EVEN IF GOD REALLY EXISTED IT WOULD BE NECESSARY TO ABOLISH HIM"
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
So then it would be fair to call you a literal bitch then?
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Same! I like the tablet functionality of my current Ideapad Flex, but I also need to take it apart again to find out why my keyboard isn't working right and it's so bad at managing it's own cooling
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Legit, I'd settle for any of their stuff. I've been eyeballing that company since before they launched their first product and my old Lenovo is frustrating to say the least
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)
I think someone buying me a Framework 16 would fix me...
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Then I guess September won't be any different than the rest of the year.
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, what's Gannon done other than double his win total from year one to year two while playing defense by committee. Cards gonna be a tough out this year. Watch.
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Golic is out of his mind picking SF third
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Which member of the administration is this?
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Awfully nice of them to tell you where to cut in order to steal their kidney.
Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist (@nameshiv.bsky.social) reposted
universe loading the bases for a walkoff grand slam
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
This made my nipples hard. All 8 of them.
Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted
Spent the day driving around Manchester, New Hampshire, a city for 80-something New Yorkers in deep debt apparently. I was driving alone, something I’m known to do. I saw a woman fleeing domestic violence. I “rendered aid,” vaguely. Minutes or maybe an hour later I was walloped by a Mack truck.
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Much easier said then done
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Man, the "Satan" part of my user name always triggers the most unhinged lunatics on this website. Especially those who don't know the last 40 or so years of right wing extremism enough to see the pretty fucking obvious comparison I'm making.
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah, I just no your type enough to know how much power I can wield over you by just being annoying lol
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Aww, you really are desperate for the last word. That's adorable 😂
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Which means I won
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Get a dictionary
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh agreed, but like I'd much rather the rich be harmlessly whimsical than like actively expediting climate change and funding fascism to raise their meaningless net worth
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Weird goal post movement. Really using Trump-like tactics to distract from your own inadequacy.
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)
If this was the worst shit rich people ever got up to, I think I could mostly tolerate it.
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)
On the way to the hospital, Giuliani, completely coherent and strong, demanded the ambulance pull over so he could rescue 101 dalmatians from a deranged liberal. Giuliani stayed on the scene until the police arrived and took the liberal to jail. The paramedics and dalmatians all clapped.
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
On the way to the hospital, Giuliani, completely coherent and strong, demanded the ambulance pull over so he could rescue 101 dalmatians from a deranged liberal. Giuliani stayed on the scene until the police arrived and took the liberal to jail. The paramedics and dalmatians all clapped.
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
No usage was wrong. Further illustrated by your complete inability to demonstrate your understanding.
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
This thread too.
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
I've seen multiple people in the last several days tell trans people to shut up about their concerns and accept Newsom because defeating Trump is more important then their autonomy or rights
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, you didn't use "imputing" correctly.
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn, I love that you immediately proved me right
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
You can always tell when someone no longer knows enough to argue their point when they start busting out superfluous vocabulary words for no reason other than to feign intelligence
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
I've been replied to by dozens so I don't know where you're looking.
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, Martin Niemöller's famous "When They Came..." poem that perfectly lays out why leftists like myself get furious when liberals tell vulnerable communities that we need to defeat Trump first before we can worry about their human rights. That's exactly what the fascists want you to do.
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
As for Hitler, there's way too much for a single BlueSky post and I have too many household chores to knock out today to type out a dissertation, so I'll give you a Wikipedia article that should get you started
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
For Mussolini, look into the Arditi del Popolo as well as the writings of the Italian communist Antonio Gramsci, who coined the famous anti-fascist quote "The old world is dying away, and the new world struggles to come forth: now is the time of monsters." Gramsci died in prison under Mussolini
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
So what getting from you is that you're cool with vulnerable unhoused communities getting brutalized by the police under a Governor's order, as long as a few of the cops are POCs And that you're cool with violations of trans people's human rights as long as the ghouls abusing the them are diverse.
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
The forgotten Westbeld sibling
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
But Andrew, the President IS dead.
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
What's the difference between the two outside of their political sports team? Actually elaborate for once please
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
The word you're looking for in National Socialism
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Look at you dropping ablist slurs just like every other liberal that donated $5 dollars into AOC's ActBlue account to unlock their little Progressive merit badge. You're a fucking liberal. As demonstrated by your complete inability to understand any politics to your left (of which there's a lot)
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
He's an opportunist, that actively send police death squads out to exterminate away his state's unhoused population while putting a clean liberal veneer on bigoted transphobic policies No, no I don't see any meaningful difference aside from what sports team they each play for.
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
No, he's a fucking ghoul. He's a ghoul that tanked his own political career until a staffer gave him the idea to act like a liberal Trump in order to lure all the Rubes on the Democrat side. It worked.
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
I did. You want a certified ghoul that will appoint maybe one Supreme Court justice and do not much else.
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Typo in my own alt text is proof I'm STRESSED (and dyslexic, but mostly STRESSED)
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure buddy. The moment Newsom releases a blue "Make Trump Taco Again" hat or some shit you're adding that right to your cart, aren't ya?
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Though I'm pretty sure I nailed that one thing about you though
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)
If you see this, QTP with a gif of the pokemon that runs your account! #pokesky #promosky #pokemon (Read the alt text)
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for saying I'm absolutely right about you.
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for agreeing that I was right. You should fix your politics and stop being so fucking dumb.
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Aww, you're such a privileged little Karen that's never suffered a day in your life. I hope no Starbucks ever gets your order right ever again
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
No, I'm a working class queer man who's sick of moronic liberals like you ratcheting this country further and further to the far right every 4-8 years. Trump is literally y'all's fault after decades of making the only alternative to the Republicans the Republicans in blue that sometimes say sorry
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
And that's why you'll very likely end up buying all the campaign merch that Newsom inevitably starts releasing to "Own the MAGAs"
SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh my sweet summer child...