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@satanicpandick.bsky.social

Satanist Anarchist with excellent taste in music. Occasionally very funny. Relapsing shitposter. Sports and Pro Wrestling nerd. Prefers Bisexual, but the pun was too good. He/They/Any Hail Thyself Praise Jibbers Kraven James

created December 5, 2024

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Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)

Because it's my civic duty to tell the stupidest liberals how badly they suck and that everything is their fault. Especially when those liberals literally dox themselves in their own bio...

2/9/2025, 3:42:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

bsky.app/profile/admi...

2/9/2025, 3:39:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bsky.app/profile/sata...

2/9/2025, 3:37:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)

You're the one who sucks. You leave.

2/9/2025, 3:37:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)

At least my typos are ACTUAL words. You sound like you're trying to flirt on the Disney channel (which would explain a lot about you)

2/9/2025, 3:35:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)

It's spelled "Asshole". Guess I'm also a better writer too.

2/9/2025, 3:28:28 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)

Wow, it's almost like my disability causing difficulty with writing was exactly what ended my original dream of being a professional writer. Really showing that famous liberal empathy, you breathing shit strain. I'm a bad writer. You're a worse person.

2/9/2025, 3:25:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)

Again, dyslexic (typos are harder to recognize) Again, on a smartphone (a typo machine) Again, fuck you (because fuck you)

2/9/2025, 3:21:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Commenting it here as well, because fuck you, that's why bsky.app/profile/sata...

2/9/2025, 3:18:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)

No, a disability prevents me from noticing occasional typos "such as "a" instead of"an") because my eyes are prone to skipping past words uncontrollably sometimes. A second on Google or Wikipedia would've told you that, dumbass

2/9/2025, 3:17:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Ironic considering your less likable than Felicia

2/9/2025, 3:13:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)

You don't have friends.

2/9/2025, 3:12:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

bsky.app/profile/sata...

2/9/2025, 3:11:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)

Yes, because I knew it would annoy you.

2/9/2025, 3:10:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)

To be fair, you have a real "Officer, there's a black bird-watcher at the park" thing going on

2/9/2025, 3:09:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KLo (@klogoldman.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Anarchists and Satanists are the only good people and I can't think of anyone else that's trustworthy.

2/9/2025, 3:04:24 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)

Nice ablism.

2/9/2025, 3:08:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)

Pedantry is all you pieces of shit have. I have dyslexia. What's your excuse?

2/9/2025, 3:07:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Pedantry is all you pieces of shit have. I have dyslexia. What's your excuse?

2/9/2025, 3:07:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)

Love that rather than address my criticism you pivot to tired ass privileged identity politics like you wouldn't sell Palestinians out any other POC out in a heart beat for the support of a moderate klansman in a swing state or Texas

2/9/2025, 3:06:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bsky.app/profile/sata...

2/9/2025, 3:02:07 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)

Forever better a Anarchist and Satanist than whatever the fuck a #BlueResister is. The fuck are you resisting? Palestinian human rights? Ever winning an election? Politics that aren't just meaningless sports fandoms?

2/9/2025, 3:01:32 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Good. Hurry up.

2/9/2025, 2:58:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair, Malcolm P. Johnson is a fucking idiot.

2/9/2025, 2:57:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

I've said it many times and I'll continue saying it until it's no longer true... There's a very loud segment of Democrats whose only REAL problem with Donald Trump was the color of hat he chose to wear. There are a lot of Dems who long for their own MAGA movement with its own Q Drops.

2/9/2025, 2:50:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua Erlich (@joshuaerlich.bsky.social) reposted

Bill Belichick getting toasted by a jury of his girlfriend’s peers

2/9/2025, 2:30:45 AM | 252 32 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)

Really odd behavior from Jim Kirk to unpromptedly tell a mayoral candidate about his "small bone"

1/9/2025, 11:46:46 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, that niche audience of people who aren't actual neo-nazis is so wildly unprofitable...

1/9/2025, 6:08:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Plus, the liberals here are already bad enough without giving them nazis they can agree with on principle.

1/9/2025, 6:06:24 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

This website is already overrun by pieces of crap in need of a flush. Our plumbing doesn't need any more

1/9/2025, 6:04:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Kill yourself, you eggman ass bitch.

1/9/2025, 6:01:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Kill yourself

1/9/2025, 6:00:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

99% percent of the notifications were you having a fucking meltdown. I'd tell you to suck shit, but that's what Philly fans do when they celebrate things so... 🤷

1/9/2025, 5:45:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Suck my fucking cock

1/9/2025, 5:37:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Because they are gonna be. Not unlike how anyone with a brain hard outs of Philly

1/9/2025, 5:36:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)

Bruh, that's literally what you've been doing this entire time.

1/9/2025, 4:45:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)

Imagine thinking you did anything to help the Eagles win.

1/9/2025, 4:41:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Is Caw Caw what they serve at Lincoln Financial Field?

1/9/2025, 4:39:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Cry more Bitchbird

1/9/2025, 4:38:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Softer than wet toilet paper

1/9/2025, 4:36:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Add one more reply. I didn't realize Philly got snowflakes in September. bsky.app/profile/fthe...

1/9/2025, 4:36:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

For those keeping score, that's 1 quote skeet, two replies to his own quote skeet, and one comment just because I had the audacity to say Gannon has been doing well in AZ. I thought people from Philly were supposedly tough, but you might be the most fragile little bitch on this entire website

1/9/2025, 4:34:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)

Wow, it was embarrassingly easy to get under your very fragile skin

1/9/2025, 4:30:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

No, just expecting some consistency from a liberal hypocrite. Now enough about how well hung I am... ✝️🍆

1/9/2025, 4:29:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

"YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL" 🤣

1/9/2025, 8:46:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Raea 🦋✨🏳️‍⚧️🏴 (@raea.meangirls.online) reposted

yea this dude 100% just wants to be in charge of the fascism

a tweet from Gavin Newsom that says SOON
26/8/2025, 8:46:42 PM | 1133 251 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair, if they knew anything about filmmaking or storytelling, they would've never applied to work at WhatCulture in the first place.

1/9/2025, 8:41:33 AM | 35 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)

Definitely gotta go with Stray Bullet "EVEN IF GOD REALLY EXISTED IT WOULD BE NECESSARY TO ABOLISH HIM"

1/9/2025, 8:33:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

So then it would be fair to call you a literal bitch then?

1/9/2025, 8:29:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Same! I like the tablet functionality of my current Ideapad Flex, but I also need to take it apart again to find out why my keyboard isn't working right and it's so bad at managing it's own cooling

1/9/2025, 7:20:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Legit, I'd settle for any of their stuff. I've been eyeballing that company since before they launched their first product and my old Lenovo is frustrating to say the least

1/9/2025, 7:13:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)

I think someone buying me a Framework 16 would fix me...

1/9/2025, 7:09:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Then I guess September won't be any different than the rest of the year.

1/9/2025, 6:23:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, what's Gannon done other than double his win total from year one to year two while playing defense by committee. Cards gonna be a tough out this year. Watch.

1/9/2025, 6:19:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Golic is out of his mind picking SF third

1/9/2025, 6:12:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Which member of the administration is this?

1/9/2025, 4:54:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Awfully nice of them to tell you where to cut in order to steal their kidney.

1/9/2025, 4:53:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist (@nameshiv.bsky.social) reposted

universe loading the bases for a walkoff grand slam

1/9/2025, 12:25:09 AM | 5067 720 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

This made my nipples hard. All 8 of them.

1/9/2025, 1:44:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted

Spent the day driving around Manchester, New Hampshire, a city for 80-something New Yorkers in deep debt apparently. I was driving alone, something I’m known to do. I saw a woman fleeing domestic violence. I “rendered aid,” vaguely. Minutes or maybe an hour later I was walloped by a Mack truck.

31/8/2025, 10:01:58 PM | 5142 433 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Much easier said then done

1/9/2025, 1:41:38 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Man, the "Satan" part of my user name always triggers the most unhinged lunatics on this website. Especially those who don't know the last 40 or so years of right wing extremism enough to see the pretty fucking obvious comparison I'm making.

1/9/2025, 12:51:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah, I just no your type enough to know how much power I can wield over you by just being annoying lol

1/9/2025, 12:48:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Aww, you really are desperate for the last word. That's adorable 😂

31/8/2025, 11:48:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Which means I won

31/8/2025, 11:40:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Get a dictionary

31/8/2025, 11:38:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh agreed, but like I'd much rather the rich be harmlessly whimsical than like actively expediting climate change and funding fascism to raise their meaningless net worth

31/8/2025, 11:38:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Weird goal post movement. Really using Trump-like tactics to distract from your own inadequacy.

31/8/2025, 11:34:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)

If this was the worst shit rich people ever got up to, I think I could mostly tolerate it.

31/8/2025, 8:45:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)

On the way to the hospital, Giuliani, completely coherent and strong, demanded the ambulance pull over so he could rescue 101 dalmatians from a deranged liberal. Giuliani stayed on the scene until the police arrived and took the liberal to jail. The paramedics and dalmatians all clapped.

31/8/2025, 8:37:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

On the way to the hospital, Giuliani, completely coherent and strong, demanded the ambulance pull over so he could rescue 101 dalmatians from a deranged liberal. Giuliani stayed on the scene until the police arrived and took the liberal to jail. The paramedics and dalmatians all clapped.

31/8/2025, 8:37:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

No usage was wrong. Further illustrated by your complete inability to demonstrate your understanding.

31/8/2025, 8:30:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

This thread too.

31/8/2025, 8:09:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

I've seen multiple people in the last several days tell trans people to shut up about their concerns and accept Newsom because defeating Trump is more important then their autonomy or rights

31/8/2025, 8:08:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, you didn't use "imputing" correctly.

31/8/2025, 7:47:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn, I love that you immediately proved me right

31/8/2025, 7:45:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

You can always tell when someone no longer knows enough to argue their point when they start busting out superfluous vocabulary words for no reason other than to feign intelligence

31/8/2025, 7:42:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

I've been replied to by dozens so I don't know where you're looking.

31/8/2025, 7:38:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, Martin Niemöller's famous "When They Came..." poem that perfectly lays out why leftists like myself get furious when liberals tell vulnerable communities that we need to defeat Trump first before we can worry about their human rights. That's exactly what the fascists want you to do.

The original German language writing, as preserved by Martin-Niemöller-Haus Berlin-Dahlem [de], is as follows:[5] German text Als die Nazis die Kommunisten holten, habe ich geschwiegen; ich war ja kein Kommunist. Als sie die Gewerkschafter holten, habe ich geschwiegen; ich war ja kein Gewerkschafter. Als sie die Sozialdemokraten einsperrten, habe ich geschwiegen; ich war ja kein Sozialdemokrat. Als sie die Juden einsperrten, habe ich geschwiegen; ich war ja kein Jude. Als sie mich holten, gab es keinen mehr, der protestieren konnte. English translation When the Nazis came for the communists, I kept quiet; I wasn't a communist. When they came for the trade unionists, I kept quiet; I wasn't a trade unionist. When they locked up the social democrats, I kept quiet; I wasn't a social democrat. When they locked up the Jews, I kept quiet; I wasn't a Jew. When they came for me, there was no one left to protest.
31/8/2025, 7:35:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

As for Hitler, there's way too much for a single BlueSky post and I have too many household chores to knock out today to type out a dissertation, so I'll give you a Wikipedia article that should get you started

31/8/2025, 7:30:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

For Mussolini, look into the Arditi del Popolo as well as the writings of the Italian communist Antonio Gramsci, who coined the famous anti-fascist quote "The old world is dying away, and the new world struggles to come forth: now is the time of monsters." Gramsci died in prison under Mussolini

31/8/2025, 7:22:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

So what getting from you is that you're cool with vulnerable unhoused communities getting brutalized by the police under a Governor's order, as long as a few of the cops are POCs And that you're cool with violations of trans people's human rights as long as the ghouls abusing the them are diverse.

31/8/2025, 7:10:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

The forgotten Westbeld sibling

31/8/2025, 6:59:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

But Andrew, the President IS dead.

31/8/2025, 6:57:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

What's the difference between the two outside of their political sports team? Actually elaborate for once please

31/8/2025, 6:56:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

The word you're looking for in National Socialism

31/8/2025, 6:54:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Look at you dropping ablist slurs just like every other liberal that donated $5 dollars into AOC's ActBlue account to unlock their little Progressive merit badge. You're a fucking liberal. As demonstrated by your complete inability to understand any politics to your left (of which there's a lot)

31/8/2025, 6:52:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

He's an opportunist, that actively send police death squads out to exterminate away his state's unhoused population while putting a clean liberal veneer on bigoted transphobic policies No, no I don't see any meaningful difference aside from what sports team they each play for.

31/8/2025, 6:48:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

No, he's a fucking ghoul. He's a ghoul that tanked his own political career until a staffer gave him the idea to act like a liberal Trump in order to lure all the Rubes on the Democrat side. It worked.

31/8/2025, 5:19:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

I did. You want a certified ghoul that will appoint maybe one Supreme Court justice and do not much else.

31/8/2025, 5:07:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Typo in my own alt text is proof I'm STRESSED (and dyslexic, but mostly STRESSED)

31/8/2025, 5:05:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure buddy. The moment Newsom releases a blue "Make Trump Taco Again" hat or some shit you're adding that right to your cart, aren't ya?

31/8/2025, 5:03:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Though I'm pretty sure I nailed that one thing about you though

31/8/2025, 4:59:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social)

If you see this, QTP with a gif of the pokemon that runs your account! #pokesky #promosky #pokemon (Read the alt text)

31/8/2025, 4:58:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you for saying I'm absolutely right about you.

31/8/2025, 4:53:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you for agreeing that I was right. You should fix your politics and stop being so fucking dumb.

31/8/2025, 4:52:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Aww, you're such a privileged little Karen that's never suffered a day in your life. I hope no Starbucks ever gets your order right ever again

31/8/2025, 4:51:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

No, I'm a working class queer man who's sick of moronic liberals like you ratcheting this country further and further to the far right every 4-8 years. Trump is literally y'all's fault after decades of making the only alternative to the Republicans the Republicans in blue that sometimes say sorry

31/8/2025, 4:49:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

And that's why you'll very likely end up buying all the campaign merch that Newsom inevitably starts releasing to "Own the MAGAs"

31/8/2025, 4:45:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SatanicPanDick (@satanicpandick.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh my sweet summer child...

31/8/2025, 4:37:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view