Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
Erm, pumping him full of amphetamine on the daily is the status quo, isn't it?
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Erm, pumping him full of amphetamine on the daily is the status quo, isn't it?
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okay this is genius (the "fuck" is a sub title requirement jsyk)
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
or a outlaw country cover of Rob Zombie's "Dragula"
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
Now I wanna hear a Skrillex remix of a bluegrass tune
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
And this is why I strive for anonymity on social media
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
raping kids is a right-wing cultural institution, of course he gets a pass
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
Jesus is to American Christianity what a happy cartoon cow is to factory farmed milk. It's just branding
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that's really great for everyone kinda sucks for anyone trying to buy a car with the tarrif tax already baked into the sticker price, because the car is already made/imported. Unless all the makers are willing to take a loss Hey I wonder if the brands can claw back those taxes they paid?
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would
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fucking sucks that literally no hardcore MAGAts watch John Oliver
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
"American Exceptionalism" and "Manifest Destiny" are just fancy ways of saying theft and genocide
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder if there's any way to know how many of Epstein's victims have been constrained by non-disclosure agreements up until now. And would legal and financial penalties they would otherwise have faced be tossed out now?
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
my kids are fine, it's the cats
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
pandyne should be a thing
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
It's crazy how much support there is for crushing "antisemitism" from hard right Hitler-praising politicians, and crazier that scum like Bill Ackman are happy to help. But... not so crazy when you realize that Fascists, wealthy Jews, and old-guard liberal powers care more about 🇮🇱 than 🇺🇸
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
It's so fucking ironic that the people who hate American Jews the most are the ones using "antisemitism" as an excuse to attack the First Amendment on college campuses. And shitbags like Ackman go along with it because he only cares about Israel, knowing that his $$ will exempt him from harm.
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess I shouldn't be surprised. I mean Macklemore did call out the rap scene for being homophobic (fuuuuck I love that song). But I thought Snoop was cool, idk why. But yeah, fuck that guy. At least we still have @flavorflav.bsky.social
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
I for one am extremely thankful for the lack of cameraphones There's zero chance my kids will ever come across pics of dad in his 20s onstage dressed in black leather with a cat o' nine in hand. Could be traumatizing.
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
I totally get it, it's not a flex, but... I mean, it's kinda like getting immunized? Able to handle humanity's darker side better. Still, I'm glad family wasn't the root of my PTSD. I got immunized a little later, that's all.
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
I was a super happy, outgoing kid, could light up a room with a smile. Buuut when I got to public HS and experienced physical/emotional abuse for the first time, I was totally unprepared Maybe getting smacked around and belittled as a kid woulda given me some coping skills :p
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
My parents were Silent Generation, young teens during WWII (one in 🇪🇪, not the best placement). His 3rd marriage (yikes), her 2nd, me the youngest for both of them, in their mid/late 40s Never really thought about it til just now, but yeah. I'm definitely an outlier, I guess.
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, okay, well maybe I wasn't really paying attention because I'm a Sox fan
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
NN is consistently rated to be the least biased of every news channel, maybe even a tiny l'il bit slight right But that does often translate into understanding that sometimes, there aren't two legitimate sides to one issue
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
We were raised to fear and obey?
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
That wasn't FOX though, it's News Nation. Used to be Chicago's WGN I think
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
With my previous 5MT, sure, it sucked in a long ass traffic jam, wasn't as fun on some kinds of terrain, but... Manual. Post-crash dystopian America, the older manuals are the only cars that'll keep going. DIY on my 99 Forester was easy. On this one... yeah, I'd be fucked
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
I get where you're coming from and that's why I use the paddles in non-commuter situations. I used to hate the idea of a CVT til I got my OBW. Now, especially in tricky offroad situations, I love what that + X-Mode unlocks Buuut I also fully realize that if the computers glitch, I'm fucked.
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
they said "50+" which is a lot of GenXers
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
My Millennial daughter learned to drive on a manual, drove a 5MT Toyota for three years before it died. My GenZ niece had a 6MT Impreza for four years. I know one guy in my age group that drives stick Funny sticker though
Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted
Look at this graph. The share of national income going to the richest 10 percent was lowest (and share to lower 90 percent highest) when union membership was at its highest. As unions have weakened, inequality has widened. This is why we must build back union power.
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
I honestly don't want my remaining Instagram account to be integrated with anything
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
if that's a quote, who said it
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
can you handle a rifle? serious question
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shoulda put the /s in there, regrets
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
maybe it's a typo, or they're just not good with syntax because "explicitly does not have" woulda been on point
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this is sigma asf
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
am I naive or bleak for wanting a bloodbath in the White House?
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
Agreed. The words kinda flow one after another like a stream, not like throwing a grenade into a fish pond
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
Tech Bros vs Theocrats vs MAGA apparatchiks, maybe. I know it's a faint hope but I'm still lookin for a bloodbath. *someone* in that mix is going to seethe and think I Should Lead, factions will congeal. What happens with Miller without being able to Wormtongue the fuck out of the senile king?
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
Robot has PTSD from the bomb disposal unit, it needed a fresh start. And fresh produce.
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
I refuse to go to a show anymore without earplugs (despite already half destroying my hearing from not wearing them at work for decades (that's showbiz)). Even the lo-fi foam plugs make a show/rave better. Saw LCD Soundsystem recently and the mix was sublime, but earplugs still made it better
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
recently or heyday? Al is one of those performers who made better music before he quit using drugs
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Road Trip!
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blockade probably
Sheryl Weikal, still wishing ill on JK Rowling (@leftistlawyer.com) reposted
If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the planned ICE HQ in North Chicago, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
Congress back in session in September...
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OK but which of you did mom like more
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Hyperallergenic cuties
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the optics are a little weird
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
they've set the Wayback Machine to only 18 Amendments
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Pumpkinfüherer
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
reminds me of my plan to open a catgirl rescue, feed and shelter strays, give lots of pets til they're healthy and happy enough to be rehomed. Maybe get spayed if they wanted it was around the same time I really internalized the fact that I'm a horrible person
The Girl Who Can't Stop Reading 📚 (@cheriieephii.bsky.social) reposted
A woman tt was just talking about how her summer electric bill is usually $200-$250. A data center was built close to her home and now her bill for August was $600. None of this is sustainable for anyone.
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
easy way out of this embarrassing situation "oh fuck I'm sorry I thought I was texting my mom"
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, GW's masterclass social media director anyway
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember this one guy who has a favorite book but can't quote anything from it and holds it upside down at manufactured photo ops absolute fake human. good thing no one was stupid enough to take him seriously oh wait
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
Car forums are a hotbed of stupid in this regard.
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has to be contactless otherwise... sticky sets in
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
Government has bigly resources, but billionaires are slightly softer targets
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
like New Orleans itself, or like... Metarie
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social)
OK, hear me out... a LOTR remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor -
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
trans population as percentage of US residents - ~1% trans mass killers - ~0.1% a cis person is 10x more likely to commit mass murder than a trans person, am I doing the math right?
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
Midwest college town?
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
I tried last month to register a new account, but the facial recognition requirement stopped me dead. Oh, hell no. That's one battle imma have to sit out.
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
backed up by a sophisticated and pervasive intel apparatus. We got vast numbers, yeah. Persistence, I guess, remains to be seen. Willingness to bleed, not seeing it. Weapons, ha, no, and not ever. lots of nonviolent protestors bleeding and dying with real media coverage, that might work. Who's in?
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
Storming the Bastille... it wasn't just numbers, persistence, and a willingness to bleed for justice. Eventually they were able to arm themselves on par with the professional soldiers inside. We're still just rifles and blades, but now up against tanks, helicopters, missiles, drones etc etc
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
oh for sure, ppl should delete everything they own as soon as possible, never too late to stop feeding them data
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
and it's about to get even worse, as American venture capital lead by the son of the founder of Oracle takes over.
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
you can stop using Facebook products (I refuse to call them Meta because reasons) which I think is a solid choice overall, but your info and posts remain forever :/
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
Sadly I have no idea which stack of old HDDs has my downloaded archives, kinda miss those photos
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
I nuked Facebook from orbit in 2017, back when it was still possible to run a "delete fkn everything" script. I'm sure the account still exists but it's dead empty. This was before I really understood how awful Tech Bros are; I just didn't want to see ex-friends devolve into fascists in realtime
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social)
today I learned that using words like faucet, soda, teeter-totter*, and sneakers totally peg me as growing up in the northeast, even if "can't get theya from heya" was obliterated long ago by moving to Chicago (though I didn't pick up that accent at all). *I say seesaw now tho, more efficient
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
OK yes, that'd be awesome, but sadly I meant protesters will have to take a few bullets.
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
rifles are def not the go-to weapon for gang shootings
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how about a #longexposure hashtag, it's one of my favorites
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
This is what happens with electoral dysfunction
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Reddit - Yes.
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A Gift From Earth and he wasn't really concerned about the poors, it was the working-class colonists who were the revolutionaries except they later turned out to be bloodthirsty radicals and the protagonist ends up being the balance between the two sides
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
Plus the wealthy elite lived on the highest terrace of the land, and any of the proles/future donors were shot trying to climb up
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
preach
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shit I overshared again. damnit.
Johnny Normality (Feral Mode) (@probgobl.in) reposted
I WILL NOT STOP PURITY TESTING YOUR CANDIDATES. I WILL NOT STOP GOUGING THEM WITH A POCKET KNIFE THEN RUBBING BITS OF THEM ON MY GUMS TO SEE IF IT MAKES THEM NUMB OR TINGLE OF IF THEY'RE JUST BABY FORMULA. IF I CANNOT DO A KEY BUMP OF YOUR CANDIDATE THEY DESERVE TO LOSE.
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
ah yes, elections. how quaint
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump could leave office tomorrow and this will still happen Miller. Stephen Miller should be stopped. This is 100% him
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
OK but does the friend actually want lunch? Or were they eating what they were given, just to be polite?
Dom Ervolina (@dominicervolina.com) reposted reply parent
We keep telling people that caving to a bully only invites further bullying, it does not placate them When will they learn?
usrbinkat (@usrbinkat.io) reposted
What keeps me up at night 🌉
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
...solid point, that If nothing else, they've been absolutely consistent on that front
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
hmm the executive branch ordered FBI on the scene, considering this to be terrorism and a hate crime, because it was a religious school apparently It's not terroristic or hateful to shoot up a public school just like it's terrorism to assassinate a solitary CEO, but not Dem legislators
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which matters a lot when you're 300 miles from nowhere with no cell service. switching to a car that's inferior in the ways that matter to me and losing $ in the process makes no sense So that's why I'm hoping for a Solterra Wilderness, or a hybrid Outback Wilderness. They've got 5 years :)
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
nah, the IONIQ 7" ground clearance isn't gonna get me where I want to be. Solterra is over 8", and my current Outback Wilderness is over 9" Also has 90k miles to go before the extended warranty runs out, 4 years before I'm done with payments. The IONIQ also has less than stellar reliability
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social)
shoot a CEO, terrorism. shoot a couple Democrats, no thoughts n prayers at all, but attacks on FAUXnews and senators shoot up a public school, thoughts n prayers. Shoot up a religious-affiliated school, terrorism www.dw.com/en/school-sh...
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
she *does* use the app for her Roomba clone, but it's totally worthwhile. And connects within the LAN afaik, no outside connection needed
Schrodinger's Catnap (@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social) reply parent
it's the same sort of stupid add-on as GoogleSoft and Metadobe putting AI into literally every product they push lately my kids' mum has like four different appliances that have apps/IoT, but only because they had all the actual features she wants. Disabled, also blocked on the router.
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(ノ^_^)ノ
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I dislike guns, but own several If there were any way to, right now or even in a decade, to magically switch to Japanese or Aussie gun culture and policies, I would back that 100%. Now isn't the time. I won't lay down and die when I've got neighbors who'd happily shoot my kids if they could.