Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
You are correct, it IS hot.
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You are correct, it IS hot.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Finland is also a wonderful place to visit.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social)
Let's face it: with how he played IRL in DK Mode, this sort of thing was going to happen eventually.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social)
With how het up the Republicans are about bioessentialism they're just mad they have to put "pencil" down on Chuckie's death certificate.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell yeah. Glad you like it!
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
There's a French metal band that does circus dungeon music that I quite like. youtu.be/zWEVhQULUIg?...
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
This seems relevant.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
oh no
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Nothing new under the sun, really.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Oi
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social)
"Rommel you magnificent bastard I READ YOUR BOOK!"
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
+long-suffering sigh+ Guess it's time to resurrect a Web 1.5 website to put my art on
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
DROP AND RUN
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember, God promised Noah that never again would He destroy the world by flood. Eschatological Christians ran with this by saying the next time it'll be _fire_.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
aw hell yeah
Cosmik Slop (@brightanimal.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. Take a few deep breaths and relax as best you can for a few. Treat it like a flu.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait. Does this mean I may be better in heels?
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Either that or the opening mission to Brigador.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
[inside the secret Geofront base of THE DARK CABAL OF SUSPICIOUSLY WEALTHY FURRIES:] "In other reports from Sector 7, Haus' transition proceeds apace--" "Her gender is irrel--" "--into an anthro artist." "Outstanding. It is as the Golden Path laid down by the Dead Sea Scrolls predicted."
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Many such cases.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Eh, by all indications the power vacuum is already there as the Executive Branch has fragmented into desmenes with no meaningful overarching oversight or direction except when he has his baleful eye that way by some advisor that hasn't bored him yet.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Look, Trump is too much of a high school drama nerd at heart to NOT be fully cognizant of his mortality. He just sees it as an excuse for "après moi, le déluge" rather than coming to a Scrooge-like epiphany of the commonality of Man.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Good. Death to shit whiskey.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly this. Vance doesn't have the sauce to hold the coalition together. Sure, Trump is just a grifter too, but Trump is a grifter with _will_ and _charisma_, the stick and carrot for keeping his back-knifing fascist lickspittles in line.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, yes, actually. I'm starting to think there's enough elite names in the files irrespective of nominal ideology that it'll burn this country to the ground and we'll be better for it.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
"This is a croque madame zone ONLY, sir. This is a monsieur-free area until the watershed, which is inexplicably some stochastically derived minute between ten and eleven."
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
If only I could make these things. Alas, the best I can do is throw ideas into the void for free.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
(There is a Disaster Bisexual Golden Path where you somehow manage to finesse the entire platoon into a Band of Thebes combat polycule.)
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, sorta like that, but with different mechanics. The evil GM in me does like the idea of leaning into VN/Mass Effect tropes to encourage players taking on dating sim options despite being told repeatedly in narrative it's a terrible idea.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
[cont.] Leaving crap pilots on the benches makes them salty and just makes things worse. Over-relying on your good pilots wears them down and just makes things worse. Is this anything? /4 and fin
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
[cont.] Between missions you have to manage their (professional) relationships to you and others. Build trust, that sort of thing. Romance options are available but it's almost always a bad idea because it tends to build mistrust among other pilots who think you play favorites. /3
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
[cont.] A pilot who gets, say, caught in a fire will balk if incendiaries show up. Get someone shot up against a certain kind of opponent and they'll not listen the next time you tell them to charge in. /2
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social)
MechCommander-type game idea: it leans heavily into the combat manager sim in that you don't have direct control over the fight; you can tell your NPC pilots to do stuff, and that's it. You've got to keep an eye on them and manage their personalities and how they adapt to the campaign. /1
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Give them time
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
If man is still alive, (Yes, I know, a decade too soon)
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Hundreds of years of evolution
Disco Elysium Quotes (@discoelysiumbot.bsky.social) reposted
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRΓS DE TOI
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
...I suddenly want to hear an acapella version of "Detachable Penis" by King Missile.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, the glorious era of Memphis Milano.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
As is right and proper! How the hell did proper postmodern existentialist drama show up on AMERICAN prime-time network television?!
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
I... was not expecting a "Four Characters In Search Of An Exit" reference a quarter-century into the third millennium.
Warp Door (@warpdoor.com) reposted
Aglet (galactical) "A game about tying knots." Frree - Browser: warpdoor.com/2025/08/16/a...
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm doing better now.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Obligatory NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social)
Me earlier this week.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Huh! :D
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
The fish is okay tho
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm just weirded out by the art style. It's an uncanny valley between "postwar rosy-cheeked naturalistic yet demonic children" and "hyper modern limited-animation cartoon mascot". It's a transitional species that somehow postdates both. An abomination of postmodernist contextual deconstruction.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
The sour cream to stroganoff connection?
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
All the pointless marketing tie-ins, methinks.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
I... needed this. Thank you.
kate wagner (@katewagner.wehwalt.net) reposted reply parent
not to ring post but i think about that all the time. the answer to what would you do is not to storm into valiant battle in a display of might but to offer a beleaguered stranger kindness, to protect a woman from violence, to realize and abandon one's complicity in the terrible way things are.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
I will not hear this anti-plane prejudice.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social)
A reminder.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
It is interesting that what is hopefully the terminal stage of the First American Empire is making all U.S. iconography toxic. This is good, actually.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Easy, that's Jim.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Late 80s... everyone else says "fetish", I say "cocaine-fueled Good Idea Fairy visit"
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
"and now he has sweet-ass robot spider legs!"
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
It's weird seeing, unbidden, the commercials in your head when you have aphantasia.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Apple Sidra is indeed pretty good, even for a whole can. It never gets cloying.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Meh. Just seems to me that there's higher-value targets for learning important lessons right now so the whole Roan discourse smacks of irrelevancy.
Hikari Kenzaki (@hikarikenzaki.bsky.social) reposted
Become Bungovernable
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
In the same vein, Kamala could've changed /her/ tone to be more strident (y'know, like Obama 2008) and taken advantage of the excitement that appeared when Biden got kicked to the curb but +shrugs+ didn't happen and now everyone blames everybody except themselves and, oddly enough, Trump voters
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh she could have said nothing then the argument would be "she should have endorsed" she could have tactically endorsed then the argument would be "she should have meant it" there's no winning against policing tone
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, posting ENTERPRISE is just cheating. ;)
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Except it's sadly true: look at how milquetoast mainstream Dem defenses of trans people were then and are now, and what little spittle is being raised now that the Supreme Court is going to continue on retracting rights. The DNC isn't actively HOSTILE but it doesn't CARE beyond fundraising.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
See, I've worked for the military industrial complex and for a time was in the pipeline to go missileer. Herman Kahn logic runs grimly naturally in my brain. My soul is already forfeit.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. I've done my national duty and held my nose to vote straight Democrat for fifteen years now (2008 I was blinded like everybody to Obama's promise and hence did so willingly). At the same time I judge no one who treats a _genocide_ as a hard red line that shall never be crossed.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Also a notorious sense of humor, from all reports.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social)
People have the right to exist; states and all the attendant pomp and crime surrounding them do not.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
A fellow person of honour!
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Hrm. Given the post later about the shorts-checker, I may have some bad news. :/
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
That all came from a history of being poorly served and there's no shame in it. My experience is not yours but sadly I can kinda get it by analogy. +offers comradely hugs+
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Fanged God, dude.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck, it's something that makes the worst kind of resistlib make that accusation NOW but the needle is shifting.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
I suspect animal childhood is about shaking around goo and electrochemistry into a shape that readily generates abstractions on the fly and would guess this to be similar? Shake the actual architecture until it makes its own models that function well enough?
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
This is all the more reason to force STEMlords to actually take philosophy courses and be required to pass them. While we're at it, philosophy of science would do wonders for their clockwork orange brains.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
For the LLM to know it HAS to build a world-model to make predictions would require it to KNOW that it needs to make predictions, but a thing can't KNOW a function without a world-model to abstract that function!
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Coming back to this, it really pisses me off. Thinking that an LLM would HAVE to build a world-model to make predictions is teleological thinking that simply doesn't follow!
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Did... did these fuckers never read a single book on ontology?
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Fanged God, it's the Father Ted gag.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
The APCs carry three foot platoons (9 tons total) Your general tactic is to keep near light woods and, when under fire, dive into them to dismount infantry which will then take half damage. If enemy forces try to dislodge them use the Skulker as a flanker.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
2. This Heavy Tracked APC is your primary battle taxi. It can carry two platoons of foot infantry. 3. The SRM Heavy Tracked APC is your battle taxi with teeth.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Alrighty then. 1. Instead of an SRM Skulker, take a Medium Laser Packrat LRPV. Tiny bit less armor, just as mobile, exchanges an anemic Short Range Missile 4 for an SRM-6 and two medium lasers. Treat it like a short tank destroyer: spinal mount weapons, with all limitations that suggests.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Not a bad idea. Is there a limit on era (year), tech level, or proxying? I'm building ideas now.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Eww. SRM-2. I don't like the two-column on the cluster hits table. Seems an odd way to get someone into the game; 20-tonners are terribly restrictive in what they can do. I'll poke at things and see what I can come up with.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Oof, tonnage balance? That's rough. Not much in the way of competent combat vehicles at that mass. Or do the vehicles get a higher mass allowance?
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
I could think of mean things that can be done with airborne dragoons, especially with the buffs infantry get in the current ruleset. Vert-airlift GIs into woods and buildings near objectives while heavier tanks bait fire away from them. Combined arms can get really mean.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Intent is what makes art art.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
"but Geoff you can't just ban everything" +points at seagull+ "ban this sick filth"
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, I dig that. The gag is that the UK is not exactly slow-rolling in this regard.
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Slowly?
Scolopendra βπ the Timperator of Mankind (@scolopendra.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah.