Seems like a pretty big FU to Donald “Epstein Files” Trump.
Seems like a pretty big FU to Donald “Epstein Files” Trump.
Well, he already gave one to Rush Limbaugh so… 🤷🏼♂️
Nobody thought to check the forecast?
Alright, who’s got a “SHOW ME THE MONEY!” gif?
The last time I read one of these “simple trick” articles it was so convoluted that I made a conscious decision to just risk being wrong.
The party of small government has some pretty crazy ideas of what “small” means…
Just wait until he finds out why we don’t have basements here…
You lost me at at “Donald Trump said…”
And *this* is the kind of petty I aspire to.
Probably just the usual golf balls falling from heaven near his caddy on the fairway, definitely not in the rough.
I’ll give you three: ZZ Top
More name changes afoot… Department of Defense = Department of War Department of Education = Department of Keeping You Stupid Center for Disease Control = Center for Crackpot Conspiracies Department of Agriculture = Department of Subsidies for Farmers going broke from tariffs
"Nobody wants to be a cop [in DC]. They were abused. They were spit on." "When you when you say they were abused and spit on, I'm assuming you're talking about January 6th, correct?" "All you guys want to do was bring up J6 about the answer to everything."
When the Republican Party tells you they would much rather rule you than represent you, believe them the first time.
My dogs feel much the same way.
Israel and Russia are starting to sound a lot alike.
Man, the Epstein files must be *really* bad…
Coming soon to a bathroom near you in Denver: the National Guard!
While the schadenfreude is real, I do feel bad for his wife. Also, I don’t think the word “detained” applies to being held for 5 fucking days. That would be more like “arrested” or possibly “kidnapped.” 🤷🏼♂️
Good thing Trump is on top of the national mulch emergency in DC!
Normally at this point I’d say ‘aren’t there laws about that sort of thing?’ but these days that doesn’t seem to matter.
“You cannot argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience” -Mark Twain This is why the medical experts are leaving the CDC.
Alternative headline: Court rules Presidents actions unconstitutional, ‘but go ahead and keep doing it’
Sure. Article 1, Section 9, Clause 7 and Article 1, Section 8, Clause 1. Learn something. You’re welcome.
I’m old enough to remember when we used to have a Constitution.
Congress needs to defund the White House.
The correct response to “You’re a typical chick” would have been “And you’re a typical dick.”
I’ve been a Cowboys fan since Landry was coach and Staubach was QB. I’m big sad.
Probably gonna tack on a littering charge on top of the assault with a deli weapon. 🤷🏼♂️
Yes. 😔
As a retired disabled vet who’s been a Cowboys fan since Landry was coach, I feel seen.
its fun seeing "americas team" honor the nickname by circling the toilet due to mismanagement by a dictatorial, dementia addled old man in a position of power hes unqualified for
That’s because lower court judges have to *follow* the law. They’re not allowed to make it up unless they’re SCOTUS.
Communist regimes: Own companies Control their central banks Use tariffs to insulate their economies Use armies, false charges, home raids & arrests to intimidate the opposition Idolize their leaders with posters & praise Sound familiar?
Vaccines are safe and effective. RFK Jr. isn’t.
Congress needs to act, even if it’s just one tiny step towards preventing this kind of routine slaughter. Federal Red Flag law? Federal universal background checks? Federal ban on “assault rifles?” Federal ban on high capacity magazines? Just pick one. For the love of God, just pick one!
Isn’t that kinda the point? I mean, if your property is a landslide hazard, maybe it’s not the best property to live on?
“We, like Russia, are big mad that Ukraine won’t just roll over and surrender.”
There can’t be any gun restrictions because we have to protect against federal government tyranny, and if kids get shot we just have to live with it. Also the President can send troops to cities because the federal government can do whatever it wants. These two ideas are consistent and reasonable.
RFK Jr’s conspiracy based campaign of “You’re better off if you just get sick and die” is proceeding apace.
Are you in the Epstein files too? 🤷🏼♂️
Even if you don’t watch the show, his Closer Look segments on YouTube are fire!
Apparently the sandwich involved was *not* a ham sandwich after all…
Maybe they should have just unplugged it?… 🤷🏼♂️
Because that’s what dictators do…
Whoops! Not the fan dance I was looking for… 🤷🏼♂️
It’d be like Sharknado without the ‘nado but with lasers! Oh, the humanity…
Side note: Trump himself was released on cashless bail three times in 2023…
Do you think the Cabinet members get together before the meeting to make sure they don’t have duplicate dick suckings?
And that means it must be All Praise Der Fuhrer Day…
And here’s the kicker… He’s done so much unconstitutional stuff that they could each write up their articles detailing different ‘high crimes and misdemeanors.’
Holy shit! I didn’t even know I had ADHD!… 😳
So, it’s Monday?
The US military is really good at breaking things and killing people. Neither of those useful military skills is conducive to peace and safety when employed in our own cities.
Note: President Trump was released on cashless bail three times in 2023…
300 baud. Take it or leave it…
IOW, the inmates are running the asylum.
Why? Did someone throw a sandwich at them too?
And the leader of the party is all three all wrapped up into one fat, globular, orange-painted package. MAGA!
"There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people." Admiral William Adama Battlestar Galactica
Or, “23% of Americans no longer wish to live in a Constitutional Republic.”
Thousands of ICE agents are doing a lot more damage to our social fabric than millions of undocumented immigrants.
And don’t forget Mussolini’s deft negotiating skills which ended with him hung upside down on a meat hook in the square…
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition… 🤷🏼♂️
Unsurprisingly, Crockett’s district is one of the districts that has been redrawn such that she doesn’t even live in it anymore. IOW, she may not be in Congress after the midterms.
Walking around as president while wearing a hat that says you were right about everything should automatically trigger the 25th Amendment.
If a president wanted to become effectively a dictator, he’d likely: 1. Purge govt of non loyalists 2. Weaponize law against opponents 3. Use military to police opposition strongholds 4. Threaten media, schools, businesses w penalties to get them to heel 5. Change election rules in his favor.
So, a long and glorious history of ethnicity-based imprisonment?…
Jim has a long history of “not finding sexual abuse…”
Every day I find something new that makes me happy I never created a Facebook account. 🖖🏻
/golf clap
But how do the whales feel about it? Asking for a president…
TACO!
Quite the Stalin-esk purge we’ve got going on…
My man needs to literally surround himself with lawyers.
I’m old enough to remember when Republicans accused Democrats of being Communists… 🤷🏼♂️
So we’re just nationalizing industries now? I didn’t know that was something constitutional republics did… 🤷🏼♂️
Because the one thing that we need right now is more expensive furniture. MAGA!
The purging of competent leaders will continue until morale improves.
The question: Was he afforded due process as required under the law? The answer: No. Normal people: Well, there’s yer problem…
Were I in Venezuela, I would be getting the hell out right about now…
Sometimes when you move fast and break things it ends up with your own things being broken. And do you know what that’s called?…
And Snoop’s got his back.
Priorities, amirite?
Not to put too fine a point on it, but it is Alina Habba and the Trump administration which is putting the state’s federal court system into disarray, not the federal judge who simply made a ruling of law.
In completely unrelated news, Subway reports a significant uptick in sandwich orders…
More of a block than a counterpunch. A counterpunch would have been if California redrew their maps to give them 10 more seats instead of matching Texas’ 5.
“How can anyone defend this?” Step 1. Be an oligarch Step 2. Ignore this Step 3. Profit!
