You guys see where this is going? Right?
If I’ve pissed you off, you are taking me way more seriously than I take myself
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You guys see where this is going? Right?
So glad I got a hysterectomy before the forced births happen
Oh my
Something like that. I'm also curious to hear who'll staff the resorts and, more importantly, why they think a place that'll take decades to clean up will be an attractive place to vacation when people can just go to Greece, Cyprus or elsewhere and not have to be beneficiaries of ethnic cleansing
This does nothing to help with the actual celebrating of the holiday though since you can’t drink because you have to work that night.
When I worked 3rd shifts, you’d get the night before off so you wouldn’t be tired during the day of the holiday
Tech people are insane
Well this doesn't raise any questions at all, and given Giuliani's history of upstanding transparency, I'm sure there won't be any questions in the future either.
Rudy Giuliani suffered severe injuries in a car accident last night, according to his spokesperson
This reading like Giuliani got drunk, stole a woman & then got driven off the road in an attempt to get her back to anyone else?
Every single thing, EVERY SINGLE THING, that RFK has done was predictable and predicted. He is doing what every other fascist eugenicist has done before him. The disability community has been warning about this for YEARS. It is not in any way shape or form mysterious and unknowable.
I mean, even the Chicago mob hates his fucking guts. Trump would be insane to invite the level of Midwest ridicule that is ready to be unleashed upon him
If he wants to go to war with the Midwest, good luck to him
Love this for him
Ok but how’s the car
I can’t find the lie in this.
It’s now routine for the DOJ’s psychopathic lawyers to outright lie to judges in order to harm children.
You assume it is Trump posting…
Did Trump post a week-old golfing pic as if it were today? That would really thicken the plot, huh?
I will never understand some people’s refusal to retire when they can obviously afford it
Pure fucking evil. Everyone involved in this shit needs to be held accountable.
There's only one way to stop the rumors about Donald Trump's health: a press conference. Why won't he talk to the press, and why isn't the media doggedly demanding it?
Trump just issued an executive order declaring himself immortal.
I am honestly expecting an executive order declaring himself alive & healthy any day now…
Unless he’s in Reno, it doesn’t count
Why are we suddenly getting grainy photos like he’s Sasquatch or something?
Ope. Someone’s seething at being pitied
I am really rooting for a “Weekend at Bernie’s” scenario but whatever it is, it is hilarious
ngl I don't actually care whats going on, I'm just enjoying the chaos
Must be Gruden’s favorite golf outfit since he wore it last week at Trump’s club in Virginia.
Oh, Jesus. Can you imagine?
Same thing happened to my 12 year old cousin only it was her brother (who used to rape me back when I was a kid) that was the father. Absolutely nothing happened to him though because the family decided to just “let it go & move on”
Keep fucking that chicken, things are bound to turn around for you
Now I’m starting to think a large person rejected you in the past & you are taking it very personally
Judge Sooknanan: And again, I'm not going to force you to respond sooner, but if you need five days, my order is going to stay in place. I have done all I can to try to make a decision based on what's in front of me. The government hasn't put anything in front of me to counter plaintiff's narrative
Shade all day!
Benevolent to his racist followers, not ordinary Americans. It’s quite telling that he’s even fucking that up as well though as many of his racist followers are experiencing problems from his actions. Like I said, his ego won’t let him take the tone he is trying to convey
Judge Sooknanan to Ensign: "This is why we have process. This is why we have courts." Then she says that she also took the opportunity to look at the provision that Ensign cited. "I'm pretty skeptical that it gives the government the authority to do what you are claiming it does," she says.
the sun would no longer rise without tariffs
Is this Trump admitting that he fucked up so badly that extorting money from the American people is the only thing keeping the country afloat?
Granted it’s probably the only thing you’re nailing, but you’re nailing it nonetheless
You’re nailing it, my guy
Am I crazy or does this sound nothing like “parents are requesting to have their children returned”?
In one, the child says that her parents [in Guatemala] recently received a strange call from someone with the US government, telling them that he or she would be deported with a larger group of people. "Since my parents told me this news, I feel terrible," the declarant says.
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Sooknanan then says that she had an opportunity during the break to read some of the declarations filed by the named plaintiffs. She wants to read from them because they underscore the conflicting information she's received from the government about the children they want to remove.
Receipts time!!!
What large-sized person hurt you in the past? Or are you just generally a dick?
New Mexico has issued a public health order that removes federal restrictions to COVID-19 vaccine access so that pharmacies in New Mexico can vaccinate people of all ages and risk profiles. Every state need to do this!
Now they care about data privacy
Vance should show more deference to the Constitution that allows him to feel so privileged to have this horrible fucking take
Wow, look, no crime. The government must've done a great job here.
He put chalk on his shoes then walked on the Pulse Memorial crosswalk. Police arrested him. But the court said they had no cause and he was released. The man arrested is now considering suing the state of Florida citing first amendment right violations.
More than 1,000 people currently imprisoned in Louisiana were convicted by split juries — ruled unconstitutional in 2020. Yet the state Supreme Court has declined to grant new trials, and lawmakers have repeatedly denied a reexamination of their cases. With @veritenews.org
I just went all in on sundresses this year after discovering they started putting pockets in them sometime after my childhood. It was my main complaint about dresses
Congestion pricing is actually the perfect example here. Trump declared that “congestion pricing is dead” (and that he is the king) Hochul and the MTA told him to fuck off, and now, more than 6 months later, congestion pricing is still alive and working exactly as planned
Come on, Greg. You’re making Atlanta look foolish
Pritzker out here giving a master class in countering the right wing propaganda machine’s efforts to justify further federal invasions and occupations of American cities: he’s effectively reframing the discussion (beyond debates re: crime rates) to one of rising authoritarianism & federal overreach.
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
If Dems want to win over the Midwest they need to lean in heavy on “people from coastal ‘away’ are telling you how to conduct yourselves”. They need to fuel the jealousy & spite that the Midwest has for “coastal elites” b/c the secret is that those feelings trump everything, even MAGA
If Dems want to win over the Midwest they need to lean in heavy on “people from coastal ‘away’ are telling you how to conduct yourselves”. They need to fuel the jealousy & spite that the Midwest has for “coastal elites” b/c the secret is that those feelings trump everything, even MAGA
Get a fucking grip on reality, lady
Crime went down drastically in NYC in the immediate aftermath of 9/11, because everybody stayed inside to avoid the toxic fumes and the fear of more terrorist attacks. Therefor we need more 9/11s.
It helps that Illinois has a rich history of jailing politicians who break the law. We don’t fuck around, Pritzker knows it & Trump will soon realize it. The Midwest is not going to tolerate a bunch of rich fucks from “away” telling us how to conduct ourselves here, I don’t care who voted for who
I was around in 1998 being told that I shouldn’t have random sex because my gender is supposed to play hard to get
It's often said he sounds terrible because he has spasmodic dysphonia but that's not the whole story. He's had that for decades but his voice used to be much better; the dumbass didn't "trust the experts" so stopped his approved Botox treatment that was working and got an unapproved useless implant.
REMINDER.
The plan is completely illegal; it’s openly in violation of black letter law. Nevertheless, the Trump admin is trying to claim that the budget bill effectively amended the law; even though it was a budget bill, and cannot by definition amend the law.
Really? I see tons of threats & none of them have to do with replacing workers
I just had to choose between gas for my car or food yesterday
Oh! I know! I know! Pick me!
RADDATZ: You talk about what can be done. After shootings in Buffalo & Uvalde, Congress passed a bipartisan Safer Communities Act. It provided hundreds of millions for schools to expand mental health services. You didn't vote for it. Why? TOM EMMER: I don't remember the reasons I didn't vote for it
I think his tactic is to be the “benevolent leader” who is just being a strict dad to protect the people from the “bad elements”. His problem is his ego won’t let him be humble enough to successfully pull it off
Q: "Would more federal agents in Chicago assisting federal law enforcement help deter crime right now?" Pritzker: "Of course! If you wanna help us catch bad guys, bring the FBI, bring the ATF. We already coordinate with them."
Kristi Noem: "We absolutely are not looking through the viewpoint at anything we're doing with a political lens."
We’re looking at it with a royal lens
Q: "Your congressional map already gets an F from most good government groups for being gerrymandered. Would you wipe out all the Republican districts?" Pritzker: "Ya. It is possible to have more Democratic districts in Illinois. We could do it. It's not something I want to do."
Fucking do it. I won’t be able to stand being represented by Mary Miller for another term
A museum about authoritarianism
Pritzker on Trump's authoritarian takeover: "The playbook is the same. It's thwart the media. It's create mayhem that requires military interdiction. These are things that happen throughout history and Donald Trump is just following that playbook."
That’s right. He steals everything, even his authoritarian playbook
Pritzker on Trump sending troops into cities: "He has other aims other than fighting crime... he would like to stop the elections in 2026 or frankly take control of those elections. He'll just claim there's some problem with an election and then he's got troops on the ground that can take control."
Pritzker: "We don't want troops on the streets of American cities. That's un-American and frankly the president ought to know better. This one doesn't seem to. He hasn't read any books. He doesn't seem to understand the Constitution or the laws."
This is the way. Call it what it is: an invasion
Pritzker: "No one in the administration -- the president or anybody under him -- has called anyone in my administration or me. It's clear that in secret they're are planning this invasion with US troops."
Pritzker: "National Guard troops, any kind of troops, on the streets of American city don't belong unless there is an insurrection, unless there is truly an emergency. There is not."
In other words, just how big of pussies is this administration?
Refuse to be called woke by someone who talks like a Harry Potter side character having a stroke. “Noshing on a poncy porous plimsoll?” Go to a hospital.
Prove it
I can’t take anyone seriously who isn’t smart enough to buy the type of bread they want to eat
If it’s about crime, why haven’t troops been deployed to red states with crime problems? Does Trump not care about the safety of the people who voted for him?
Kristi Noem: "If Pritzker has one murder in the city of Chicago, he should be calling President Trump and saying, 'What's your ideas? What could we do?'"
