I doubt the authenticity of this photo. Those books should be a LOT thicker. š¤£
I doubt the authenticity of this photo. Those books should be a LOT thicker. š¤£
He also wants you to believe weāve already taken in āTRILLIONS OF DOLLARS.ā Youāre supposed to be so outraged by the other wild exaggerations that you let that one go by. The actual amount is about $0.1 trillion since April.
Well, maybe right before it gains sentienceā¦
In completely unrelated news, Republican soon to be kicked out of Republican partyā¦
Guns donāt kill people, people kill peopleā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦with guns.
Exactly, Mr. Jones.
There once was a nasty old man In charge of the Taliban. He hated good times And especially rhymes So banned them for every Afghan.
At this point I would NOT put it past them.
āWeekend at Donnieāsā?
That heād be an easy 14/10 on WeRateDogs.
OH NO! SUSAN COLLINS DENOUNCED IT!!?? Thatāll show āem!
Unless that's a photo of a gun store on inventory day, I think I may have located the mental health problem...
"And we're doing exactly as much to address the mental health problem as we are to address the gun problem."
Arguably, Fox News polls do often seem to be, you know, manipulated. But not in that direction, Mikey.
āLittleā to offer??? NOTHING to offer!!!
Trump calls for protest organizers to be indicted for RICO.
Adrenachrome. We have met the QAnon and he is us.
"No, KKKaroline, I don't. So please stop talking."
There isn't enough glitter on the planet for that.
But Jake Tapper, huh.
It is not. It's $1.98/gallon. Who ya gonna believe, the most awesomest president ever or your own lyin' eyes?
I ask myself that question every morning, and each evening the answer comes back: "Sadly, yes."
Ohhhhh they ARE all vampiresā¦thatās what the secret āBelaā signal was about!
Do they ever even LOOK in the mirror? Or maybe theyāre all vampires so canāt see their own reflection.
It is rather brilliant that Newsom is making Trump look like a parody of himself! š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Oh good lord.
Heās pretty clearly a dementor.
What an ass. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/19/u...
And Donald Trump, for that matter.
The phrase that comes to mind is "stochastic terrorism."
The alleged perpetrator is an Israeli government official, but NOT a diplomat. He was in Vegas attending a conference. He has no legal immunity of any kind (or shouldn't have, at least).
So her position is that there's genocide in Gaza, but Israel isn't committing the genocide? I think my head's about to explode.
Massive lines in CITIES (where the blue votes are), short (or no) lines in RURAL AREAS (where the red votes are). But I'm sure that's all a coincidence.
"We're going to be discussing it today, but we will give them very good protection, very good security. That's part of it," Trump said. We promised to do that in 1994. See how that worked out? And since when do we need Russiaās blessing to offer security guarantees to our allies??
Putin is, after all, the poster child for free and fair elections. š
Trump told Hannity that Putin told him, "Your election was rigged because you have mail-in voting." So we're taking direction on how to avoid rigged elections from VLADIMIR F'ING PUTIN??!!!!??? This world has turned completely upside down.
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By the way, we are a sovereign nation...we do NOT NEED Russia's permission to provide "Article 5-like" protection to our allies. The USA and each individual NATO country are ALREADY free to assist Ukraine in any way we and they deem necessary.
Came here to say that. I knew somebody would beat me to it. This round of covfefe's on me! āāš
Russia is a second-rate oligarchy that remains relevant for two reasons: oil and nuclear weapons. Exactly what the USA is working on becoming.
Gonna offer Ukraine "security guarantees"...like the ones that the US, UK and Russia put in place on December 5, 1994 that have been in effect ever since. We see how that worked out.
That was a typo...he meant "infrastructure weak."
Ukraine and Zelenskyy will of course do what they feel is best for Ukraine...but I'm sure they realize that trading land for "peace" is an idea that Neville works.
...or that it's kinda the opposite of 'crimes against Stephen Miller'.
To be fair, there arenāt as many stupid people working at Fox as there once were. A bunch of them now work in Trumpās administration.
Thatās a pretty low bar.
Thank you for your attention to this Very Important Matter!!
šŗš¦ Re-upping this one in the name of decency and democracy. Slava Ukraini!
So the great āpeace dealā on the table is for Ukraine to surrender all Russian-occupied land PLUS the rest of Donbas in exchange for āsecurity guarantees.ā Ukraine HAS security guarantees dating from 1994. We see what that meant. Ask Neville Chamberlain how appeasement worked out.
Gonna have to take tents from the homeless folks so the Guardsmen have somewhere to sleep.
Ukraine has HAD security guarantees from the US, UK, and Russia since 1994. Obviously, āsecurity guaranteesā mean nothing.
Well, their commander in chief does suffer from chronic penis insufficiency. At least I think that's what I heard.
Great. Can we see the Epstein files now?
In her defense, thereās a lot she doesnāt understand.
āLand swappingā here doesnāt mean swapping Ukrainian territory for Russian territoryā¦it means swapping Ukrainian territory for a vague promise of an end to the war. Rewarding naked aggression. Appeasement. Ask Neville Chamberlain how that worked out.
From another perspective, I wonder how many FBI agents signed up with the goal of someday assisting local cops with traffic stops.
Did they have to take him to the Mayo Clinic?
Iām gonna hold my breath till Tennessee turns blue! Gonna be a while, but maybe not as long as youād think.
āVe too vant peaceā¦of Ukraine.ā (Apologies to Firesign Theatre.)
Guardians Of Pedophiles indeed.
Link to report: www.blumenthal.senate.gov/newsroom/pre...
...ironically increasing the number of people receiving unemployment benefits by one.
"Oh, and thank you for your attention to this matter."
"Three, for example. Doesn't Three sound great? Nobody ever knew what Three was until I started saying it, and now EVERYBODY uses it! One of our Great New Numbers!"
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Beyond the pale. Journalism has jumped the shark.
The complete version appears to have been restored now (as of 7:40 PM EDT).
A cognitive impairment screening test.
Nice! If it were me,iād probably drop the second I (so DEI-cide instead of DEI-icide) but that is of course up to you. Yours sorta rolls off the tongue better.
Sure! Please do!
how is this real life
Oh, #EatABagOfDicks is terrible. I want to do anything I can to stop #EatABagOfDicks from trending. This is the very last time I'm going to type #EatABagOfDicks ... well, in this post at least.
Wow...thus the administration is, with malice aforethought, committing DEIcide.
Top of page 3ā¦for anyone who thinks this is an exaggerationā¦ www.opm.gov/policy-data-...
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A Schrodinger-inspired illustration of quantum entanglementā¦
Yep, start asking whether Epsteinās name appears in the Trump files!
FINALLY something we can agree on! I know itās a low bar, butā¦ āPedophiles are bad, mākay?ā
Had to verify before ālikingā this. Happened in March so not exactly ābreakingā but otherwise, yep, verified.
Ah, another day, another RELEASE THE ?$&$*#%& EPSTEIN FILES!
Other than single mothers who ARE already working their tails off and canāt afford daycare, there are very few people in that category. Itās just a bogeyman designed to plant the utterly false image that āwelfare recipientsā are all lazy bums mooching off the system.
Sheās soooooo close to getting it!
š¤£š¤£š¤£ Been retired for a hot minute, but had exactly those experiences many times!
Sadly, he is absolutely right. Even if the pendulum swings back, the America we knew will be broken beyond repair, and we will have to build anew from scratch. The idea that we could just turn back the clock to the way things were is hopelessly optimistic.
To be fair, Iāve certainly written things I donāt understand.
New idea: when your Presidential term is up, you automatically spend an equal time (4-8 years) in Federal prison. Just to make sure that those running for President do so as a sacrifice for the greater good and not as an ego trip.
They probably should be having a being-tried day.
If you squint just right it has a certain "Planet of the Apes" vibe.
ā¦and Eric Adams is behind Zohran Mamdani! WAY behind!
And remember, kids, you canāt believe numbers ā votes, crowd sizes, employment statistics, inflation, drug prices, golf scores, whatever ā unless theyāre what you want them to be!
It doesnāt have to be an either/or situation.
Hopefully you used some of that to fill up with that $1.98/gallon gas on the way home!
Why in the world arenāt NYT, ABC, NBC, Reuters, APā¦even WaPo & WSJ (CBS is a lost cause) running all-caps top headlines like: āUS PRESIDENT TOUTS 1,500% DRUG PRICE REDUCTION!ā Just get snarky & blast his idiocy out at full volume!
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Free the pedo files, imprison the pedophiles. (This would not work well as a chant!)
Trump is playing 3D chess! Heās just very, very bad at it.
