God is woke.
God is woke.
Trump will never die. If he does they will reanimate him and put his head in a jar like Nixon in Futurama.
JD Vance is the Grim Reaper. First the Pope and now....
He will appeal. And in a 6-3 ruling the conservatives will find that the law applies to everyone but Trump. They will declare him King of America and then immediately retire to Russia.
Probably cause some random lib used the term unhoused as opposed to homeless.
Question? What's the point of wearing a vest, but leaving your head exposed?
What's really important is UM procuring between 10 and 12 million dollars to pay an amateur athlete to play QB over the next 4 years.
Texas vs Johnson?
If they make a third film I'm going to have to wait for that one to stream. Can't directly put money in Paramount's pocket.
Maybe Putin dosed him?
"In a socialist or communist system, the government controls the means of production. This means the government owns or manages the resources and infrastructure used to produce goods and services...."
Fucking Communists!!!!!
Can't believe he thinks Trump is Christ.
Target CEO Brian Cornell is stepping down after 11 years at the retailer, as the company faces slumping sales and backlash to its retreat on DEI. www.cnn.com/2025/08/20/b...
I hear Lecter makes a good liver and fava beans that pairs well with a nice chianti.
Believe it or not there are "blue" counties in Florida. This is a measure to control counties they don't like by taking away their primary funding source. Funds they control and not the state.
Would committing perjury in this venue be a federal crime?
If only she could have come in 4th place instead of 5th. Nobody would know who this person is.
That's the Chicago way!!!!
Welcome to the club Labubu!!?
MAGA????
youtu.be/eL_Z3wSfGvA?... This one is better!!!!
Keep that song out of your mouth.
Looks like she swam at Kensucky!!!
It's so SYSTEMIC that it only started during Biden's tenure. Otherwise, I'd have to question why he did nothing about it during his first term.
www.gainesville.com/story/news/p... This pisses me off to no end. Just pure fucking bigoted evil.
Some say a comet will fall from the sky Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still...
Have you ever seen Jordan Klepper interview a Trump supporter? 😁
Thank God.
That is terrifying. Is it a parody? Looks like Lisa Kudrow. Apologies to Lisa Kudrow if it is not.
'On the nation' should be 'On the world'
Wharton math.
Ray Finkle. Also from Collier County.
That's cause he's a schmuck. And a putz. And he's also a dick. Not to be redundant.
Tim Tebow is gonna be next, isn't he?
How many times did Bill say woke?
Fuck off!!!
Absolute Immunity.
Featuring Donald Trump
I believe this is the same district that Cannon resides in. I'm genuinely shocked she didn't get the case.
That's just Strauss being Strauss.
Barack Obama's actions as president are immune from prosecution.
Just stay out of Gainesville.
South Park will likely follow. But not until they absolutely shred and humiliate them.
Mexican Coke
Dr. Evil and Frau Farbissina
Just Strauss being Strauss.
The time to stop this was last November. America did not care. There is no way that this bill is not going to pass.
In Vinny Gambini voice - "I live in Florida. There is no way that they are not voting for this bill."
She also wouldn't be able to vote. Let alone be a Supreme Court Justice.
Yay!!! Our representative 😟
My dad is 79. My mom is 78. My mother in law is 78. They all live here. For the time being I'm stuck. Covid broke the state. A state that voted for Obama twice is now deep red.
According to US News rankings of public universities, UF ranks 7th, Michigan ranks 3rd. Florida hasn't been a football school since 2009. That being said this negative attention does nothing but damage Gainesville/Alachua County which overwhelmingly votes against Republicans. They hate us.
Like the Gators hat. Happy Father's Day.
She dreams in colors. She dreams in red.
I have a feeling she is who Iowa voters are. She will win.
Dear Paramount, I owe approximately 120k on my house. As it seems you have money to burn could you pay off my mortgage? I could get Harold his own chair😁
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion...
You beat me by 45 seconds 😁
Next he'll ask how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie roll pop?
They're trying to make Terminator a reality.
Caveat Emptor.
"Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses."
My representative 😡
@marcelias.bsky.social we need you!!!!
Donald Trump, 2016 RNC Convention - "As your President, I will do everything in my power to protect our LGBTQ citizens from the violence and oppression of a hateful foreign ideology."
I want to apologize to the world on behalf of Gator Nation for both Pam Bondi and Marco Rubio. The may tarnish my alma mater, but fortunately they were only temporary visitors to Gainesville.
I'd like to believe there is a god, but, the fact that Graham was not struck by a bolt of lightning the moment these words crossed his lips makes me have doubts.
6'3" 235?
Circle circle dot dot ...
Now it's in my head. I'm going to listen to it now.
Doesn't Bill Maher sort of work for Warner Bros/Discovery? Hmm 🤔
I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord...
* the GOP brand. As Bill Maher used to say, the zombie lie of tax cuts and deregulation.
If 2008 didn't kill it, nothing will.
Hey Pam, Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
No. That honor will always belong to Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
There is not an individual - faculty, staff, student - that hasn't received a parking ticket at some point at UF.
Are you telling me all those old hippies were paid? No one told me. Who do I speak to? Is there a phone number?
Not bad for a football school.
Fuck Ted Cruz. Go Gators!!!!
Go Gators!!!!
