The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
JD Vance Rushed To Walter Reed After Inner Hillbilly Returns
I live in a country where kids are safe at school
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view profile on Bluesky The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
JD Vance Rushed To Walter Reed After Inner Hillbilly Returns
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
Dumb fatass
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Literac...
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
20 percent of your population can't even fucking read
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump loves being pissed on though. Sad and weak "leader"
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
Love how this is posted on social media. Sad
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought it was 16T
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
"this post" you want me to shove your post up my dick hole? What the hell, man
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you a "sounder"? Hahahahh
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean treating a chatbot like a lover. Sad stuff
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
ROTHCOCK(HOLE) PENETRATION
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine naming your FC after a vulgar sexual act. Sad
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
They are getting deported to Epstein's island
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social) reposted
How did Rudy Guiliani fracture vertebrate when heโs a spineless piece of shit?
Pabst Blue Ronin (@pabstblueronin.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
That's one of those things that probably really seems smart when you are dumb as fuck
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
ITS A HOT ONE. SEVEN INCHES FROM THE MIDDAY SUN
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
Pay the taxes and barely get any money back
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
"sounding" means shoving stuff up your dick hole
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
"sounding" is putting stuff up your dick hole
Sounder at Heart (@sounderatheart.com) reposted
YOU COULD NOT SCRIPT A BETTER ENDING FOR THESE FUCKING LOSERS.
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
Google "remove paywall" and read it. Simple stuff
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social)
Is trump dead yet
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
He killed him because of his smile
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
Chatbots are for fuckin idiots
โโโโโฉ (@boobs.team) reposted reply parent
lol swifties are not that far from musk fans & cuban fans idk why or how billionaires have fans anyway
Patrick Briney ๐ต (@briney.org) reposted
I don't care if you want to read the Bible. Just stop reading it to the rest of us. Thank you... ๐
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
Took some expired Viagra
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
Kids got shot at Catholic school while praying. Of course that shit doesn't work.
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
He's reaching for a 50" submarine sandwich for a light snack
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
10 head
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social)
God isn't real
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
President JD Vance
creampyre.bsky.social (@creampyre.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
He shot an 18
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
Mark with a c
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine even listening to Joe Rogan ๐๐ let alone taking his advice
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social)
KFC has pickled soda. What a disgusting restaurant. Haven't eaten that shit in decades
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beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
You have no idea what you're talking about
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
I live in Alberta. Our "leader" is a pile of elephant shit
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't drink energy drinks
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
Americans can't stand up for that long without getting tired
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social)
(Shane) BIEBER FEVER
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
I quit Facebook and Instagram 6 years ago
MLB Scores (@mlbscores.bsky.social) reposted
Final: Marlins 7 Mets 4
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
Alligator Auschwitz
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
What the hell
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
What's with the old man glasses
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
My grocery store has tags on every single item made in Canada so you can choose those products instead of the american crap. I even took my holidays in Toronto this summer
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
No way. Grilled zucchini rocks
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
stargirl ๐ช (@strawbrrymochi.bsky.social) reposted
love rotting after work which i rarely do
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
Slumber party massacre with the guitar drill
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
I've been there. I live in alberta
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social)
Yes, the 36 and 35 year old kids
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
Cool "truck"
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
Forgot Ridley even existed until I saw this post
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
He's got a worm in his brain and a worm in his pants
Elizabeth Imogene ๐๐ (@imogenew33.bsky.social) reposted
The weather is this beautiful reminds me of the morning of September 11 - 24 years ago
Carl Marx (@ishigh.lol) reposted
I wonder what Ninja does these days Canโt still be streaming Fortnite
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
As of yesterday he was playing fortnite
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
I just tried to google and check but a bunch of air fryers just came up
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
Greedy human. Sad
Jake Costenaro (@uglyjakexx.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Her first โGoldโ album was in pallets in her parents garage, when you โpay for a gold recordโ you also *Literally* have cases of jewel cased CDs and stuff to do *something* withโฆ they get re-sold and recirculated. Itโs the โMusic Cityโ way. I always preferred making real fans with my music.
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
We'll be on Mars in 2020 though
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
Spread your legs like Taylor Swift
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. Remastered goldeneye haha
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
Love a Cronenberg film now and then
Lord of The Gaysยฎ (@gaylord.pink) reposted reply parent
America is the disease now.
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
When
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
You sell expensive education
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell yeah. Coca cola is gross stuff.
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
Strain like a virus
Matthew Reichbach (@fbihop.press) reposted
In five years we're not going to be able to buy a TV without AI "enhancements" for everything we watch.
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
The vealpen
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
Gluten arrested
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh god I live near there
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
Maximum overdrive
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
Eat Oxo cubes
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
The Meatles
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
Mr Spock is the narrator
WeRateDogs (@weratedogs.com) reposted
This is Jack. He shocked everyone with an unhinged scream before he launched into a raceโฆ and then won. 14/10 (TT: paigephills)
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
I saw him blast a home run in Toronto last month. Cool stuff
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
I went and saw naked gun and cineplex played a commerical for a local gas station
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
There are different types of nature
charley (@virve.bsky.social) reposted
quiet people PISS
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
Danielle Smith should read a book
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
Crunchwrap supreme leader
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't have hands
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beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
It's more than text. The yellow part is the barrel on its side
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
Lmao
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
I've never eaten food. No need
born miserable (@bornmiserable.bsky.social) reposted
America is the Tesla Cybertruck of countries
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
The Rockies desperately need help though
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
Also petty calling out those people. Sad circle
beef ๐จ๐ฆ (@shitplanet.bsky.social) reply parent
It's almost like when you're done a game you don't need as many people until you start the next one