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@shitplanet.bsky.social

I live in a country where kids are safe at school

created August 24, 2025

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Profile picture The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted

JD Vance Rushed To Walter Reed After Inner Hillbilly Returns

1/9/2025, 5:00:27 PM | 1894 264 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dumb fatass

1/9/2025, 5:50:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Literac...

1/9/2025, 3:05:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20 percent of your population can't even fucking read

1/9/2025, 3:02:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump loves being pissed on though. Sad and weak "leader"

1/9/2025, 3:01:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love how this is posted on social media. Sad

1/9/2025, 2:59:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought it was 16T

1/9/2025, 2:56:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"this post" you want me to shove your post up my dick hole? What the hell, man

1/9/2025, 2:55:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You recognize this??

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1/9/2025, 2:54:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are you a "sounder"? Hahahahh

1/9/2025, 2:52:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean treating a chatbot like a lover. Sad stuff

1/9/2025, 2:51:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ROTHCOCK(HOLE) PENETRATION

1/9/2025, 2:50:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine naming your FC after a vulgar sexual act. Sad

1/9/2025, 2:49:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are getting deported to Epstein's island

1/9/2025, 12:16:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social) reposted

How did Rudy Guiliani fracture vertebrate when heโ€™s a spineless piece of shit?

1/9/2025, 11:31:31 AM | 1488 190 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's one of those things that probably really seems smart when you are dumb as fuck

1/9/2025, 12:31:42 AM | 41 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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ITS A HOT ONE. SEVEN INCHES FROM THE MIDDAY SUN

1/9/2025, 4:33:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pay the taxes and barely get any money back

1/9/2025, 4:31:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"sounding" means shoving stuff up your dick hole

1/9/2025, 4:31:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"sounding" is putting stuff up your dick hole

1/9/2025, 4:29:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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YOU COULD NOT SCRIPT A BETTER ENDING FOR THESE FUCKING LOSERS.

1/9/2025, 2:06:22 AM | 321 46 | View on Bluesky | view

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Google "remove paywall" and read it. Simple stuff

1/9/2025, 4:26:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is trump dead yet

1/9/2025, 4:14:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He killed him because of his smile

1/9/2025, 4:10:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chatbots are for fuckin idiots

1/9/2025, 4:07:14 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture โ“’โ“”โ“—โ““โ“ฉ (@boobs.team) reposted reply parent

lol swifties are not that far from musk fans & cuban fans idk why or how billionaires have fans anyway

30/8/2025, 1:38:12 PM | 39 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Briney ๐Ÿ”ต (@briney.org) reposted

I don't care if you want to read the Bible. Just stop reading it to the rest of us. Thank you... ๐Ÿ‘€

30/8/2025, 1:50:14 PM | 1356 171 | View on Bluesky | view

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Took some expired Viagra

30/8/2025, 11:04:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kids got shot at Catholic school while praying. Of course that shit doesn't work.

30/8/2025, 11:01:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's reaching for a 50" submarine sandwich for a light snack

30/8/2025, 11:00:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10 head

30/8/2025, 10:57:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God isn't real

30/8/2025, 10:51:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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President JD Vance

30/8/2025, 10:48:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He shot an 18

30/8/2025, 6:42:07 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mark with a c

30/8/2025, 12:15:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine even listening to Joe Rogan ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ let alone taking his advice

30/8/2025, 12:04:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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KFC has pickled soda. What a disgusting restaurant. Haven't eaten that shit in decades

30/8/2025, 12:12:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 12:11:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You have no idea what you're talking about

29/8/2025, 11:49:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I live in Alberta. Our "leader" is a pile of elephant shit

29/8/2025, 11:48:16 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't drink energy drinks

29/8/2025, 11:46:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Americans can't stand up for that long without getting tired

29/8/2025, 11:45:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(Shane) BIEBER FEVER

29/8/2025, 11:44:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I quit Facebook and Instagram 6 years ago

29/8/2025, 10:57:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MLB Scores (@mlbscores.bsky.social) reposted

Final: Marlins 7 Mets 4

29/8/2025, 2:10:14 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture punkitt โžก๏ธ EFNW 2025!!! (@punkitt.bsky.social) reposted

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29/8/2025, 1:39:56 AM | 1155 299 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alligator Auschwitz

29/8/2025, 2:02:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What the hell

29/8/2025, 1:31:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What's with the old man glasses

29/8/2025, 12:50:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My grocery store has tags on every single item made in Canada so you can choose those products instead of the american crap. I even took my holidays in Toronto this summer

29/8/2025, 12:48:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No way. Grilled zucchini rocks

29/8/2025, 12:45:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 12:44:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stargirl ๐Ÿช (@strawbrrymochi.bsky.social) reposted

love rotting after work which i rarely do

27/8/2025, 11:54:18 PM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slumber party massacre with the guitar drill

29/8/2025, 12:41:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've been there. I live in alberta

29/8/2025, 12:40:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, the 36 and 35 year old kids

29/8/2025, 12:36:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cool "truck"

29/8/2025, 12:33:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Forgot Ridley even existed until I saw this post

28/8/2025, 1:01:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's got a worm in his brain and a worm in his pants

28/8/2025, 1:00:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elizabeth Imogene ๐Ÿ“š๐ŸŽ— (@imogenew33.bsky.social) reposted

The weather is this beautiful reminds me of the morning of September 11 - 24 years ago

28/8/2025, 12:51:42 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder what Ninja does these days Canโ€™t still be streaming Fortnite

28/8/2025, 12:40:11 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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As of yesterday he was playing fortnite

28/8/2025, 12:58:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just tried to google and check but a bunch of air fryers just came up

28/8/2025, 12:57:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Greedy human. Sad

28/8/2025, 12:55:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Costenaro (@uglyjakexx.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Her first โ€œGoldโ€ album was in pallets in her parents garage, when you โ€œpay for a gold recordโ€ you also *Literally* have cases of jewel cased CDs and stuff to do *something* withโ€ฆ they get re-sold and recirculated. Itโ€™s the โ€œMusic Cityโ€ way. I always preferred making real fans with my music.

28/8/2025, 12:31:57 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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We'll be on Mars in 2020 though

28/8/2025, 12:53:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Spread your legs like Taylor Swift

28/8/2025, 4:00:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah. Remastered goldeneye haha

28/8/2025, 3:43:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love a Cronenberg film now and then

28/8/2025, 3:42:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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America is the disease now.

27/8/2025, 10:59:46 PM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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When

28/8/2025, 3:37:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You sell expensive education

28/8/2025, 3:34:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hell yeah. Coca cola is gross stuff.

28/8/2025, 2:00:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Strain like a virus

28/8/2025, 1:59:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In five years we're not going to be able to buy a TV without AI "enhancements" for everything we watch.

27/8/2025, 3:04:14 AM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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The vealpen

27/8/2025, 3:23:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gluten arrested

27/8/2025, 3:20:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh god I live near there

27/8/2025, 3:17:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maximum overdrive

27/8/2025, 3:08:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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American yakisoba bread

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27/8/2025, 1:56:08 AM | 6 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eat Oxo cubes

27/8/2025, 1:53:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Meatles

27/8/2025, 1:47:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mr Spock is the narrator

27/8/2025, 1:45:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is Jack. He shocked everyone with an unhinged scream before he launched into a raceโ€ฆ and then won. 14/10 (TT: paigephills)

26/8/2025, 10:56:47 PM | 7233 692 | View on Bluesky | view

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I saw him blast a home run in Toronto last month. Cool stuff

27/8/2025, 1:43:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I went and saw naked gun and cineplex played a commerical for a local gas station

27/8/2025, 1:40:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are different types of nature

27/8/2025, 1:37:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture charley (@virve.bsky.social) reposted

quiet people PISS

26/8/2025, 8:31:32 AM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Danielle Smith should read a book

27/8/2025, 1:35:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crunchwrap supreme leader

27/8/2025, 1:33:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't have hands

27/8/2025, 1:32:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 1:27:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's more than text. The yellow part is the barrel on its side

27/8/2025, 1:24:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lmao

27/8/2025, 12:42:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've never eaten food. No need

27/8/2025, 12:37:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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America is the Tesla Cybertruck of countries

26/8/2025, 10:43:28 PM | 3943 687 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Rockies desperately need help though

26/8/2025, 11:47:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also petty calling out those people. Sad circle

26/8/2025, 11:46:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's almost like when you're done a game you don't need as many people until you start the next one

26/8/2025, 11:42:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view