It's called natural selection.
Professional snake removalist, Bass player, Married to a scary PICU nurse, Owned by two dogs, Living a three story hovel with pacific views in sub tropical Australia. And if it isn't science then it's a scam, superstition or, rarely, humour.
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It's called natural selection.
That's may wife's outlook.
Same is happening here in the antipodes dispite the Labor government promising to get rid of gambling ads over four years ago.
That worm must excrete LSD.
The back-patio this morning.
That's cool bro, but what about the Epstein files.
I'm whinging in the rain, I'm whinging in the rain. What a really fucked up feeling, I'm whinging again! Most of the East Coast is si ging this.
The only reason I read catcher in the Rye was because some parents at school tried to ban it.
If I was his kids then I'd be more worried that their father is helping to bring back a disease ridden society where they are banned from some drinking fountains.
I remember this song appearing and quickly disappearing on alternative radio many moons ago. It left an impression. Now get off my lawn, I have a cloud to yell at.
Wow wow or something
Pick a letter.
The other critters who live under the rock don't want them back.
It's not freedom until you can wank over your vast collection of AR-15s. - Written in a sarcastic font
I assume that it tastes better than it looks.
This is incredibly juvenile. Which explains why I laugh and laugh everytime I see it! 😁
Oh, Andy Borowitz. What a gem you are.
That gives me a mental image that will take a lot of alcohol to get rid off. sigh, looks like I'll be decanting breakfast again.
Yes they do even though a number of smaller birds eat the insects that damage the miners food trees. However the biggest problem the smaller birds have is the modification of the landscape by the hairless apes. In particular the lack of shrubs, long grass and other cover that the birds need.
OH Yes!
Amazing band! In all the configurations that it had.
We can't wait six weeks! Do it now!
That's the only way he can get near a pussy. 😁
OH - and I married a Filipina, one of the smartest woman I've ever met.
Not one of my siblings and cousins married what these num-nuts would consider a real Australian. I don't need to explain what I think of them.
Just a standard maga racist.
Where there are large populations of noisy miners and rainbow lorikeets ( another psychopathic bird ), Indian mynas are unable to build up large populations. So it isn't a zero sum game.
Noisy miners will mob a stick if they think it looked at them the wrong way. Mind you, they pointed out this red belly tangled in a fishing net that I was able to save.
And the Vance he rode in on!
Note : being bitten by a tick just under the nipple is a memorable but not recommended experience. Don't ask how I know this!
That's a testable hypothesis.
True! I had two glasses of potato last night.
There are still people who use the iron lungs. And in the 60s and 70s it was common to see people who were left bent by polio. Thankfully these things are in the past but we need to feed RFK to the gerbils to ensure no return.
I'm sure he has been in a meth lab!
school shootings are back in session
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I love Debbie's.
The smell!
If I was her family then I would not spend any of it. Invest it somewhere and assume that when we get a sane government then they will want it back.
Cheap beer? Is that what you call that stuff? It's more like sex in a canoe!
A normally easy price to pay except the time I dropped a wagyu steak.
Good on you. Don't take any shit from that peice of shit!
Hello Girl, I'm Australian which means that, since Australia is a fake country, I'm just a figment of my own imagination. Weird, but it explains a lot. 😁
It would be useless for the bird to talk to Katter, just shit on his head instead
This is taking too long! Someone feed him a double super sized McClogger with extra cheese for each brekky.
We don't have a 5 second rule, we have 2 second dogs!
Grown maga men is an oxymoron.
Argentina has had a series of civilian governments who turn out to be crooks and incompetent interspersed with military governments who were crooks, incompetent and murderous. It's a pity as it used to be one of the richest countries in the world.
You're channeling your inner trump! Stop it! 😁
But the good news is that the systems are moving too far south to affect me! 😁😂🤪
Or a heart!
The 84 Dune movie has major flaws but is a better movie than it is given credit for.
Nooo! My bet is trump's poetry would be even worse than Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings.
Your comparison fails as Feyd-Rautha had a magnificent body and definitely wouldn't be mistaken for a beluga whale. 😁🤣😂
My wife is an ICU nurse and I cannot imagine the devastating emotions that this family is currently enduring.
It's anything and everything except the easy access to high powered weapons of war.
And I'm sure I'm running a free all you can eat restaurant.
Very adorable!
Nationalism is religion's nastier kid brother.
OH - and they didn't consider themselves punks, but accepted the label as it got them gigs.
I can think of a lot worse places to be Like down in the streets or down in the sewer Or even on the end of a skewer
"These people come here and don't have outbursts threatening random acts of violence" warned Katter chaser.com.au/national/kat...
Better yet - get JFK to care for trump.
Or Ronald McDonald! 😁
What? For the all of the next six weeks?
Tell them it's the name of a band!
Male water dragon having his dog food. Interestingly he has been absent due to the cold weather for two months but instantly started to beg for food once he saw me.
Australian water dragon.
More like a Bondi cigar.
Fortunately American reputation is currently so foul that this is the very epitome of futile.
Artwork in DC. I love this ❤️❤️❤️
That's a testable hypothesis! 😁
When fascism arrives it will be wrapped in a flag and holding a bible.
Shingle here is free if your over 65, which, unfortunately and surprisingly, I am! Now get off my lawn, I have a cloud to yell at.
In the socialist hell-hole that I live in many vaccines are very cheap or free. In the past couple of months I've had the flu shot ( it's winter here ), the yearly covid booster and the two shingles shots. Apparently having shingles doesn't confer livelong immunity. All shots had no upfront costs.
Can confirm! Nearly cost me full use of my eye.
Best Album ever!
There are lots of parks that need the rubbish picked up.
The Exxon Valdez's effect on wildlife far exceeds the trival effects of wind farms.
And the Kennedy clan hate him for this.
