Daily Duotrigordle #1280 Guesses: 36/37 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 0️⃣6️⃣ 0️⃣7️⃣ 0️⃣8️⃣ 0️⃣5️⃣ 0️⃣9️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 1️⃣3️⃣ 🟪🟪 1️⃣0️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 1️⃣1️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 1️⃣2️⃣ duotrigordle.com
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Daily Duotrigordle #1280 Guesses: 36/37 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 0️⃣6️⃣ 0️⃣7️⃣ 0️⃣8️⃣ 0️⃣5️⃣ 0️⃣9️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 1️⃣3️⃣ 🟪🟪 1️⃣0️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 1️⃣1️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 1️⃣2️⃣ duotrigordle.com
Connections Puzzle #814 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
Mother, Jugs and Gary
...and immediately we shall present the euphoric recapitulation.
The Pesky Pole has been 302 feet from home plate for several generations now. Off the glove, then off the pole, is indeed a home run. It's a Tape Measure home run, if you've got a short tape measure.
I played squaredle.com 09/01 (Weekly Subscriber Puzzle): 109/109 words (+14 bonus words) 📖 In the top 44% by bonus words
I saw an analysis one time asserting that catchers are underrated by WAR. They add value to a team in ways that aren’t measured by the WAR statistic. Could be Raleigh should place higher on this list.
I played squaredle.com 09/01: 24/24 words ( 1 bonus word) 🎯 Perfect accuracy 🔥 Solve streak: 1277
GIFs weren't working on Chrome, so I switched to Edge and they are OK here.
OK, all of a sudden, videos on Bsky stopped working on Chrome, but I can see the Tina Fey video on Edge.
Daily Duotrigordle #1279 Guesses: 37/37 🟪🟪 1️⃣3️⃣ 0️⃣5️⃣ 🟪🟪 0️⃣6️⃣ 0️⃣8️⃣ 0️⃣9️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 1️⃣5️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 1️⃣4️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 1️⃣0️⃣ 1️⃣1️⃣ 🟪🟪 1️⃣2️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 duotrigordle.com
Connections Puzzle #813 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟪🟦🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦
Gene, all I'm seeing is a... blank. #ISeeWhatYouDidThere
I heard that they came to a settlement amenable to both sides. Giuliani would have been wiped out if he had to pay the full judgment, which doesn't help his victims, so they settled on what he was able to give.
They had an awesome hit song a long time ago... As of today, that song is called: "Stacey's Mom... has got it going On Golden Pond."
The Bingo Long Traveling All-Stars & Motor Kings of Leon
How about Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss? How are they doing? They are my first & foremost concern, after having been slandered and defamed by the mofo, Rudy Giuliani.
Orchestral Manoeuvres in Zero Dark Thirty
They've Lost that Lovin' Feeling. 💔
How exactly did the shame and embarrassment start with waste elimination, something experienced by 100% of human beings on the planet? AFAIC this is a weird cultural paradigm.
He actually reaggravated an old injury. After stealing Brooke Shields' innocence, he patted himself on the back. 🤕
I played squaredle.com 08/31: 65/65 words ( 6 bonus words) 🎯 In the top 36% by accuracy 🔥 Solve streak: 1276
Helen Wills Moody Blues
Connections Puzzle #812 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦
Does this lady have 34 convictions for business fraud? Was she fined $25 million for running a fraudulent university? If not, I'd give her a break.
lol... I've had a long career where I've carried a lot of 'Karens'. I get where you're coming from. 😊
It’s ALIVE!!! 😱😱😱. #pbd
I played squaredle.com 08/30: 27/27 words ( 7 bonus words) 📖 In the top 15% by bonus words 🔥 Solve streak: 1275
Daily Duotrigordle #1277 Guesses: 36/37 0️⃣5️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 1️⃣3️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 0️⃣6️⃣ 0️⃣8️⃣ 0️⃣7️⃣ 🟪🟪 0️⃣9️⃣ 1️⃣4️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 1️⃣0️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 1️⃣6️⃣ 1️⃣5️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 1️⃣1️⃣ 🟪🟪 1️⃣2️⃣ 🟪🟪 duotrigordle.com
He seemed like an old grandpa when he was Bush Sr.'s SecDef, but he was only in his late 40s.
Cheney's on his fifth heart. He'll be around forever. For him, the heart is not a vital organ.
Regretfully, 'The Scooter' Phil Rizzuto was too young to broadcast that game.
It was once believed that identical twins have buttholes that are exactly the same, but genetic researchers have discovered a new wrinkle.
Deepest sympathies to Billie Jean King and to the Moffitt family. #RIP. In a somewhat related matter, what kind of clickbait BS is it to refer to Billie Jean as a Dodgers Co-Owner? First and foremost, she is one of the greatest tennis champions of all time. Seriously?
I was doing a bit of hyperbole there... seems like Pritzker is in the sweet spot of streetfightin' Dems.
We need scorched-earth Democrats to take power in future administrations, not milquetoast fellows like Merrick Garland who look "forward, not backward". I'll crawl over 40 MILES, not just 20, of broken glass to vote for Democratic streetfighters in 2028, 2032 etc.
A taste-tester at the Entenmann's bakery? If they swallowed every bite they'd weigh 500 lbs. 😱
I would be ecstatic AF if our most prominent Dems would go scorched earth on MAGA mofos... but the reality is, as our wonderful ex-FLOTUS said, "When they go low, we go high." Once in a while we get a progressive streetfighter, and he turns out to be Anthony Weiner. 🙄
Our best anti-Trump warrior has some unfortunate baggage. We're Democrats; did we expect better? 🥴
I just looked at their current map; they're more fair than more GOP-dominated states. Their counties are all rectangular, and their districts don't split up counties. Places like Ohio, OTOH, have weird snake-like shapes to their districts.
Some of these SOBs, like Gym Jordan of Ohio, keep on running and winning because their gerrymandered districts are full of SOBs with similar ideologies. The district of 'All of Iowa' apparently have some voters who value human life somewhat.
To be fair, the Rockies have been playing better ball as of late. They've got a great chance to finish ahead of the 1962 Mets; perhaps even better than the 2024 White Sox.
Three days after a local Special election when a Dem won by 10+ points in a R+10 district... There must by some scary insider poll numbers for RWNJ mofos.
I played squaredle.com 08/29: 60/60 words ( 4 bonus words) 🎯 In the top 19% by accuracy 🔥 Solve streak: 1274
Daily Duotrigordle #1276 Guesses: 37/37 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 0️⃣5️⃣ 🟪🟪 1️⃣6️⃣ 🟪🟪 0️⃣7️⃣ 0️⃣8️⃣ 🟪🟪 0️⃣9️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 1️⃣0️⃣ 🟪🟪 1️⃣1️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 1️⃣2️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 1️⃣3️⃣ 1️⃣4️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 1️⃣5️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 duotrigordle.com
Connections Puzzle #810 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩
I get almost all of it, but there's always a little bit that sticks to the rim. Drive me FREAKING NUTS!!! Do you have a special technique?
I played squaredle.com 08/28: 67/67 words (+6 bonus words) 🎯 In the top 24% by accuracy 🔥 Solve streak: 1273
Republicans aren't just people with different ideologies than Democrats. They are enemies of the U.S., as much so as Japan in 1941, seeking to destroy us. Protecting our intelligence assets is such a fundamental facet of national security, and both Bush/Cheney and Trump/Vance screwed it up.
U.S. SecDef Pete Hegseth is an utter lowlife, but AFAIK he's never suggested that the U.S. military go into a war armed with marshmallow guns shooting marshmallows. He knows that's not the way to win a war. RFK Jr., on the other hand, is pushing junk medicine that will have a massive body count.
It's such a pleasure when you're paying your bills, your checks are 3.67" high, and your creditor gives you an envelope that's 3.61" high. Plenty of pre-planning went into that decision.
The POTUS would very upset if McDonald's eliminated their logo. The Golden Arches. The Donald loves them... because they're Golden... and they're Arches.
In the long run, men with penises do a TREMENDOUS amount of damage.
Both John Kennedy and John John 😔😔. In a parallel universe…
I was the sixth guy on ‘The Four Seasons’. I’m the three unseasonably warm days you get in early March.
Napster turned out to be violating the copyrights of music publishers. Perhaps… this too?
Daily Duotrigordle #1275 Guesses: 37/37 🟪🟪 0️⃣7️⃣ 🟪🟪 0️⃣5️⃣ 🟪🟪 0️⃣6️⃣ 0️⃣9️⃣ 🟪🟪 1️⃣0️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 1️⃣4️⃣ 1️⃣1️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 1️⃣2️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 1️⃣3️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 duotrigordle.com
Connections Puzzle #809 🟩🟨🟦🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟨🟨🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪
The same mofos who support the Texas redistricting are opposed to the same in California. Hypocrisy used to be a concern in politics; nowadays nobody gives a crap if its RWNJs who are hypocrites.
A winner will have the elections, and win them. If you hear a mofo say "Cancel the elections," it is indicative that this person is a loser. A Loser. A LOSER!!! LOO-ZARR!!!
The Republican Party and the NRA are a Death Cult now. They oppose all gun safety measures because they LOVE these gun massacres... the bloodier, the better. I'm crazy about Jen but let's not pussyfoot around what the GOP is and who they are.
The 'Cousin Oliver from the Brady Bunch Effect' is finally dissipating.
I played squaredle.com 08/27: 48/48 words ( 4 bonus words) 🎯 Perfect accuracy 🔥 Solve streak: 1272
Connections Puzzle #808 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
From now on they will offer a dish called 'Herschel Walker's Breakfast Combo'.
Hypothetically if a POTUS named Clinton, Obama or Biden uttered those words in that order, he'd be impeached and removed UNANIMOUSLY by the House and Senate before sundown the next day.
This isn't a joke: There was a piece of music called 'Big Banana' they used to play during Showcases that was great 'fooling around' music: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnuk...
I, for one, disagree with the Republican solution to crime, which is to shred the U.S. Constitution and select a strongman dictator to round up every brown person in America and send them to foreign gulags. Republican anti-crime measures are themselves a crime.
Thank goodness this play didn’t take place in the early 1970s. We might have had a psychological torture method known as ‘lava lamping”.
I played squaredle.com 08/26: 38/38 words ( 4 bonus words) 🎯 In the top 23% by accuracy 🔥 Solve streak: 1271
Think about this: if you brought $0.20 to a dime store you could buy four nickelbacks. That's my new paradigm.
I want my deathbed to be a bunk bed, so I can die on top 😇
Daily Duotrigordle #1273 Guesses: 36/37 0️⃣5️⃣ 🟪🟪 0️⃣6️⃣ 🟪🟪 1️⃣2️⃣ 🟪🟪 1️⃣1️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 0️⃣7️⃣ 🟪🟪 0️⃣8️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 0️⃣9️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 1️⃣0️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 duotrigordle.com
Connections Puzzle #807 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
This should remind every woman in America to wear a chastity belt so the POTUS doesn't grab them by the pussy.
Fetch never happened. In fact, "Fetch Never Happened" happened more than Fetch did.
I played squaredle.com 08/25 (Weekly Subscriber Puzzle): 127/127 words (+5 bonus words) 🎯 In the top 43% by accuracy
I played squaredle.com 08/25: 33/33 words ( 3 bonus words) 🎯 In the top 8% by accuracy 🔥 Solve streak: 1270
Daily Duotrigordle #1272 Guesses: 36/37 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 0️⃣5️⃣ 0️⃣6️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 0️⃣7️⃣ 0️⃣8️⃣ 🟪🟪 1️⃣0️⃣ 0️⃣9️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 1️⃣1️⃣ 1️⃣8️⃣ 1️⃣2️⃣ 1️⃣3️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 1️⃣4️⃣ 🟪🟪 1️⃣5️⃣ 🟪🟪 1️⃣6️⃣ 🟪🟪 1️⃣7️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 duotrigordle.com
Connections Puzzle #806 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟦🟪🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
#MashUpTwoSongs I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For Love in All the Wrong Places
Trump is mocking another dude's hair? Really? REALLY? 🤔
The entire world of comedy has neglected the humor potential of the scapula. 😢
Make a movie mildly inappropriate: Peeing John Malkovich
I’m playing the L.A. Forum on Saturday. Yes, the FORUM. Big hometown show. No pressure. See ya there!
It's a fact that men can get pregnant, if they're transmen, but if we're arguing amongst ourselves about insensitive language while the other side is committing crimes against humanity every day AND beating us in November, then we're not doing the 'sales & marketing' aspect of politics effectively.
Half the time I wake up with the wrong urethral meatus. It squirts in directions I wasn't expecting, like a knuckleball.
Sometimes I wonder why Trump has NOT pushed for Herschel Walker to be selected for the Pro Football Hall of Fame. Trump loves Walker; tried to get him a Senate seat. Walker's NFL stats aren't Hall-worthy, because his first three pro seasons were in the USFL, where he dominated. Doesn't that count?
I'll just call you 'Johnny Wadd'. I'm as big as a Bingo Marker at a Munchkin bingo game. 🤪
A real-live woman, with human flesh and blood and a beating heart. I am a tremendous disappointment to them. Perhaps a robot will appreciate me. 🤪
I played squaredle.com 08/24: 76/76 words ( 8 bonus words) 🎯 In the top 27% by accuracy 🔥 Solve streak: 1269
This never happens if you use corncobs. Just sayin’.
Personally I try to focus on the things Republicans DO, not the things Democrats SAY. Republicans kidnap innocent Latinos and send them to concentration camps to be tortured. If there’s a Dem somewhere who wants to be the language police in this situation… REALLY? I’ll vote for you, but REALLY?
Brooke Shields was America's Sweetheart, and she was synonymous with 'jailbait'. Then, according to a documentary, she went to Princeton and gave up her innocence to a fellow Princetonian: Dean freaking Cain 🤮. You'd think that would complete his bucket list, but no: he wants to bash brown people.
Daily Duotrigordle #1271 Guesses: 36/37 🟪🟪 0️⃣5️⃣ 🟪🟪 0️⃣6️⃣ 0️⃣7️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 0️⃣8️⃣ 🟪🟪 0️⃣9️⃣ 🟪🟪 1️⃣0️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 1️⃣1️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 1️⃣2️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 duotrigordle.com
Connections Puzzle #805 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
With any other leader, adding more security would make people feel safer in public. Under Trump, the 'security' is made up of gangs of criminal thugs, and people would prefer to stay away from them. When you want institutions to fail, The Donald is your man.
Gym Jordan should go for the hat trick and say, "...and furthermore, Jerry Sandusky never committed a sex crime... never even got a parking ticket. Let Sandusky go!"
You can’t fake being an unhinged lunatic. This is who Trump IS. He’s being AUTHENTIC. 🙄