I made this one myself. 64 years old and I'm making memes like a middleschooler because of this sack of sh*t. But let's be clear: IT HAD TO BE DONE!! YOU'RE WELCOME!!
Pro democracy. we all deserve the freedom to pursue happiness. We all have the responsibility to ensure we don’t hurt others while doing so. Big time Jasmine Crockett fan.
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I made this one myself. 64 years old and I'm making memes like a middleschooler because of this sack of sh*t. But let's be clear: IT HAD TO BE DONE!! YOU'RE WELCOME!!
Jack, we need your sage wisdom and steadfast leadership in these trying times.
I don’t really see the big deal here. The food is of the same or lesser quality as most chain restaurants. All the cracker barrels could disappear and be replaced by some other chain and no one would notice. I cannot imagine a less important topic to be debating
World War II ended with Russian troops using tanks and rifles to negotiate their way into Berlin, a bullet negotiating its way into Hitler's skull, and an atomic bomb negotiating its way onto Hiroshima. But it did not end with Churchill and FDR negotiating to give Hitler big chunks of Poland.
Maybe it’s time to boycott “conservative businesses”. If Trump intends to damage the economies of blue cities, maybe it’s time to fight fire with fire. How long can America go without buying any Jack Daniels or visiting Florida there parks?
Tanking the economy Destroying the environment Eliminating science from medicine Eliminating science from NASA Making a mockery of the American justice system Taking healthcare from millions (how is America the ONLY developed nation without free healthcare)? Oh, and destroying democracy.
You have just described a broken system. Maybe if billionaires paid their share of taxes you might not need to pay for healthcare at all (most developed countries), and childcare would be subsidized. You might not need to work two jobs in this scenario. Politics matter unfortunately.
I have a legit question for Southerners. Many of these states are among the poorest in America and all voted overwhelmingly for Trump. His poor MAGA followers seemingly believed that he was fighting for them. His BBB cut their benefits however and rewarded billionaires. What do they say now?
Who are these 44%? There can’t be that many pedophile protecting Evangelicals out there? I guess you have to add in the racists and bigots who would rather see the whole country burn than to give blacks and gays a fair shot. Maybe a few more just plain crazy folk? Is that 44%?
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Does anyone really believe that the all powerful God who created life, earth, all the trillions of galaxies, solar systems and countless other planets would really care about who is fucking whom, and expect humans to show up weekly to worship? A God who demands worship is a narcissist. It’s all BS
It pisses me off that gay people are hated mostly because of some poorly translated ancient outdated book full of other bullshit idiots base their entire lives on. Religion is a curse, man.
Kid Rock: I will no longer sell my music in California. Scott Baio: I will no longer act in California. Governor Newsom: My policies are working.
Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Imagine thinking scientists, historians, scholars, economists, and journalists devoted their lives to deceiving you — but a reality-TV star, proven in court to be a lying felon, is your beacon of truth and honesty.”
FYI
You can't fix stupid and America has been shown to have way more than its fair share of stupid people...
Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, but a reality-TV star proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"
This administration is intent on destroying the planet, American democracy, American justice system and American society. I cannot believe that 45% of American believe somehow this is a good thing. I will never understand how they put these idiots in charge.
We would be 1,500 years ahead if it hadn't been for the church dragging science back by its coattails and burning our best minds at the stake. ~ Catherine Fahringer
There aren’t many things that Maxwell considers inappropriate. Just saying.
This about sums it up
“Her words have never been retracted or debunked” Pam Bondi and Pete Hegseth are driving the #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp. All your Reps and DEMAND #PedoPresidentFelon47 #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles immediately. The #EpsteinFiles will reveal all who paid to rape teenage kids recruited by Ghislaine Maxwell.
John Bolton is war mongering lunatic, but if FBI is going to raid his house because he is anti-Putin, no one is safe. THIS IS TERRIFYING AND THAT IS THE POINT.
See? Taco did it again. Threatened to sanction Russia if they didn't agree to end the war, they didn't, he chickened out.
Once Again The Party Of Value? Yeah Right! Nothing honest about them. They are All corrupt and covering up something…. 🤨🤨🤨
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Now he has more time to watch porn in his office
Mr. President, the guy you kowtowed to in Alaska, the guy you warned there’d be “consequences”if he didn’t reach a ceasefire on deadline, is still killing Ukrainians every day while you keep begging for a Nobel like a puppy for a treat. I would ask if you have no shame. But we both know the answer.
He will start catering to MAGA’s most loyal. Instead of standard sized beds and bathroom fixtures, expect to see a lot of products specifically designed for trailer parks in the deep south
"Mr. President Trump, you stood there like a little wet noodle, like a fanboy," - said Arnold Schwarzenegger about Trump's meeting with Putin.
Привет, товарищи! It’s another glorious day in which Trump’s America is increasingly indistinguishable from Stalinist Russia, so I thought an armchair comparative analysis was in order. Specifically about Jay Bhattacharya's twin from times past, Trofim Lysenko. open.substack.com/pub/rasmusse...
I’m with her. It is and it didn’t just start either. BTW, Oakland will always be there home.
Former PM of Australia 🇦🇺: “I’ve been with Trump and Putin. Trump is in awe of Putin… it’s like the 12 Year-old boy that goes to high school and meets the captain of the football team. ‘My hero’.”
Good chance Putin gave Trump a sneak preview of his copy of the Epstein files. After that Trump did exactly what he was told
The decision of European leaders to all join Zelensky in his White House visit was one of the savviest diplomatic moves I’ve seen in a long time. Historic. THAT is how you unify for democracy.
Remember the context here. He is directly opposing Trump, who has the been the biggest douchbag anyone has ever known for the entirety of his 79 years on this planet
It's pathetic is what it is.. #politics #fascism
I expected a tyrant with an iron fist, not a clown with a spray tan and swollen ankles.
Oh my God
Outside Dupont north metro
In case we forgot amongst all the other smoke and mirrors thrown at us…
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You know you’re a winner when you leave Putin looking like this.
Are these the same Republicans that want to crack down on drag queens to protect children?
Nothing says “tough on Russia” like giving Putin a red carpet, an air show, and a bro hug.
They get to endure what we’ve had to for ten years.
New episode just dropped
Never let a pastor anywhere near your children or wallet
How much longer before the rest of the civilized democratic world loses patience with us and decides that they never want to have anything to do with us ever again, because we allowed this demented small minded to petty bigot destroy the very institutions that made us great?
Child molesters dream come true...
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Psychopathic: ‘Basically impossible to get them back’: Russia’s mass abduction of Ukrainian children is a war crime, say experts #StopPutin www.theguardian.com/world/2025/j...
Bone spurs
Pam Bondi does realize that Trump may not be in power forever and she may be held accountable for malicious prosecution one day? Does she? And even if Trump gives her immunity from criminal prosecution, she can be held accountable civilly? I sure hope she realizes this.
BREAKING: Convicted sex trafficker who taught young girls how to blow old men says sole person on earth who can pardon her did nothing wrong.
Google “youth pastor arrested” It seems to be mostly “men of God” who are doing the majority of the child rapes in America. Governments should pass laws prohibiting pastors, youth pastors or other church leaders from ever being alone with anyone under 18 years old.
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Who knows 20 pedophiles? I don’t know 20 basketball players, but all basketball players do I don’t know 20 plumbers, but all plumbers do I don’t know 20 lawyers but all lawyers do I don’t know 20 sailors, but all sailers do Just saying
Walk down memory lane. Waiting for this to be posted in the convicted felon’s own words. @mary1kathy.bsky.social @sandieglo.bsky.social @jen.sheshed.rocks @jonathanslater.bsky.social @patti3333.bsky.social @gwenie.bsky.social @phyllisjsilver.bsky.social @baron333.bsky.social @sassy0210.bsky.social
Don’t forget, he’s a felon convicted of falsifying business financial documents
The problem is, that American voters somehow voted him. If the news media had done their job instead of normalizing his behaviour we would never be in this mess. example: .The felon convicted of falsifying business records just fired the statistician because he didn’t like the job numbers
At some point, they might actually decide that he’s run out of tricks to distract Americans from his many crimes. The Republicans will crash hard and it will take a decade for them to recover. Soon these meetings will no longer be about how to cover up his crimes. They’ll talk bout cutting bait
Lol ya think?!
I hate that no one calls out this misdirection. Healthy 28 year olds consume very few health care dollars. Kicking them off if they don’t work saves peanuts. The way they expect to save billions is by kicking old and sick people off Medicaid. This is their plan. The 28yo stuff is Nonsense
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Jasmine nails it nearly every damn time!
This isn’t getting enough press. Why would some story about an unstable teen taking a shot at Trump be deemed a national secret. It’s only a secret if the whole thing was staged and two Americans were killed to give it some legitimacy as a real threat. No question the whole thing was staged.
He sure does know a lot of sex offenders. Just like violinists know lots of violinists And pilots know lots of pilots And lawyers know lots of lawyers And doctors know lots of doctors And mechanics know lots of mechanics etc. Just saying.
Elizabeth Warren: "We have Republicans, in theory, they could stand up to him. But I say 'in theory.' It's the most spineless bunch of people I've ever seen."
Well, if he’s a Republican too, there is a good chance he’s actually chasing men or boys, like Schlapp and probably Mike Johnson and Lindsay Graham while publicly calling out homosexuality, so he may not be too bothered by Kristi stepping out
📌 Some heroes , don't wear capes 🏅 BRAVO , Sir 🐥
YOUR voice matters! YOU did this!
Incredible news, folks! The new improved labour statistics are in and unemployment is down %1500!!
Sounds like Russia.. the orange idiot thinks he’s putin
CBS News has confirmed that the FBI, Bureau of Prisons and the DOJ all have a copy of the prison video from the night Epstein died with the missing minute. Why won't they release it? What's there to hide?
Last count he has associated with 10 child predators. I don’t know 10 mechanics, but all mechanics do I don’t know 10 lawyers, but all lawyers do I don’t know 10 engineers, but all engineers do I don’t know 10 violinists but all violinists do So what kind of guy knows 10 child sex predators?
The man who just fired the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics because their numbers supposedly weren’t accurate just claimed that he lowered drug prices in America by 1500%.
I Second This Statement…. Looking guilty as hell! 🔥🔥
been waiting an awfully long time to see a russian whore piss on potus
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In Iran if a 12-year-old girl is raped and impregnated by her father, she must carry the baby to term, or be thrown in prison for life. Wait, sorry, no. That's Alabama.
Donald Trump just fired his caddy after being told, "No, that round was not 18 under par, Sir."
This reminds me of the time Pam Bondi told the press that Trumps policies saved 275 million American lives from fentanyl in just the first 3 months of the administration… If you are going to just make up numbers, maybe consider making up numbers that are somewhat believable?
Mexico has loads of soccer specific stadiums. Mexico and Canada together can handle this tournament, with America only hosting team USA games
Don’t forget Mexico too. There are lots of great soccer stadiums in Mexico America should only host the games involving team USA
From now on, all job numbers will come from the guy who claims he’s 6’3” and weighs 215 lbs.
