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I wonder how much longer Melania has???
Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis
Why does the White House have a LinkedIn page? Do they have a job opening at the top?
Starting with the C-suite...
Epstein victim who helped put him behind bars breaks her silence - as other survivors promise their own ‘client list’
I'm afraid we already have an answer as to who it is they're going to protect.
Exactly what we've come to expect from Speaker Mike "Mini" Johnson.
What's next, putting from a La-Z-Boy recliner?
I don't think their well-heeled and well-connected backers will allow it. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Platner: No one cares that you pretend to be remorseful as you sell out to lobbyists. Symbolic opposition does not reopen hospitals. Weak condemnations do not bring back Roe V Wade. Maine deserves better than Susan Collins.
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I'm going with "lying dummy"
We keep saying this, and they keep killing people.
Today's labor rally in Manassas Virginia.
Psychopaths can replicate empathetic behavior to suit their situationsl needs. It's how serial killers gain the confidence of their victims. Clearly, rfkJR doesn't understand which side of that line he's on.
"Alien: Earth" is pretty. That's it. It's more like 3 than the original, Sir Ridley's involvement notwithstanding
No matter what @MarshaBlackburn keeps saying, it’s not criminals they’re targeting. www.cnn.com/2025/08/30/u...
I'm not sure that pissing off the people that use The 2A for everything from overturning elections to opening a can of tuna is such a sensible thing to do. 🤞🤞
I've cast my spells and invoked all Their Names from the necronomicon in the prescribed ways. Now I wait.
For being so "pro military" this administration is surely a bunch of cheap asses when it comes to paying servicemembers.
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If we don’t stand up for these victims, who will ?
If there are no 2AM toilet twitter posts then something IS going down.
Don't forget assuaging his mammoth-sized-yet-brittle ego.
Post AND comments! 😂
My controversial opinion is that Timothy Dalton is the best Bond and most representative of Ian Fleming's character in the novels.
If you're fighting for the next unstable 20something mass shooter to have easy access to AR-15s, bc "personal freedom" means more to you than the bodies of dead American children, then maybe the problem is *your* mental illness.
Graham Platner, an oyster farmer from Maine, announced a bid for the seat of incumbent GOP Sen. Susan Collins. His goal? To “claw back wealth that was created by the labor and the consumption of working class Americans who have not shared in the riches they helped build.”
Laugh crying.
We need this to be a major rallying cry! #FireRFK "The senator warned that Kennedy’s next target may be the childhood immunization schedule, which involves a list of recommended vaccines for children to protect them from diseases including measles, chickenpox and polio."
my country music phase is decades behind me, but I'm delighted by artists like Chris Housman youtube.com/shorts/c0Mip...
Trans people never stole the entire Social Security database and put every American at risk by uploading their personal information to an unsecure server. But Trump and Elon Musk sure did.
I think bluntness and brutal honesty is the slap in the face that many voters need, to wake up and face the disaster unfolding before us. I hope Platner succeeds and others follow in his footsteps.
This part. Everyone should be taking notes from @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social’s @mizzwelch.bsky.social
is it too much to hope for a friendly fire incident?
stopped posting on FB 2 months ago. now I check in 1-2x/month, as friends and family still use it. only notifications I get are "your chats are now encrypted" (and missing) or events from retail pages that "I might be interested in." I don't generate clicks for Zuck, therefore I must not exist.
It’s obvious at this point that Trump has no intention of leaving office at the end of this term. Fortunately, it seems his heart won’t make it that far anyway. JD is warming up his arm.
well, what are you waiting for ?!?!?
well, it's Meghan McArdle, is anyone suprised?
it's as if the DNC doesn't want to win any race ever again.
I can see Stephen Miller.
This is an insult to every member of our armed forces. the only place she deserves to be buried is at one of his golf courses.
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nice idea, but even if the Democrats manage to re-take the House, these won't happen with their current leadership.
why? because he's a horrible business man who only makes his money when he's conning people out of theirs.
millions of Americans won't be able to survive with her support of Trump sycophants. buh-bye Gloria. meidasnews.com/news/gloria-...
Today, Trump removed Harris' Secret Service protection. I wonder what she had in common with the other women who were targeted and fired by Trump.
In response, I encourage Third Way perform an anatomically-challenging auto-erotic act.
Dotard Turnip is a petty, vindictive little bitch. I wonder if he'll last long enough for his successor to cut HIS security detail?
you mean activities like full-contact extreme golf, starring the stunt crew from the Mad Max movies? 😈
betcha dollars to donuts that even if the tariffs are rolled back, consumer prices will NOT revert to pre-tariff levels. whether due to inflation or tariff tantrums, once prices go up they rarely go back down.
Good luck persuading THIS administration to "[take] the time to learn about the project." they seem to think they know everything already, why would they bother to actually learn something that enevitably conflicts with their fantasy world?
Looks like Florida Man has some competition: www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...
📌Something called "good news" -Conservative Wisconsin SC Justice Rebecca Bradley won't seek reelection, citing "conservative failures" -Iowa Sen. (R) Joni Ernst surrenders -Democrat Catelin Drey smashes Republican supermajority in Iowa, winning big in Trump district Keep hittin' back. He did.
seems collegiate athletes have received this surgery as well. scary prospect as such a young age. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulnar_c...
"pay back?" THIS ADMINISTRATION? and break with tradition? as he's done with every bill due, Donny Debt-Dodger will refuse to pay, with a sour countenance and churlishly crossed arms.
TBH, I regard all of his enablers and sycophants as "slow" with copious greed and hate co-morbidities.
I prefer "deeply satisfying and eagerly awaited" to "much funnier" but hey, toe-MAY-toe, toe-MAH-toe.
a helicopter is circling over my neighborhood, about two miles from DC. I wonder if DHS is looking to round-up Harris voters?
these deceptive "earned money advanced pay" apps should be illegal. they're just loansharks, whether in a run down storefront in a shitty stripmall, or a shiny app with cuddly mascots and images of desperate children manipulating you to tip billionaires. youtu.be/hBI_FLYfwmM?...
I also agree, although I am certain there are several tens of millions of Americans who will want a shrine erected to their felonious golden idol.
Wow, Mike "Mini" Johnson is just full of witty quips and rejoinders, isn't he?
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Well at least one of us accomplished something today.
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Welch: He claims that he's the law and order president. But we all know that's a lie because he's a convicted felon. He pardons convicted felons, he surrounds himself with obsequious people that kiss his all day, every day
"we're all going to die." You first, sweetheart.
he needs to pick up where his Press Corps Dinner speech left off, and break out the sharp knives.
he's probably going to declare November 11th his 2nd birthday.
which one of his golf courses will she be interred at, with tax payers footing the bill? because of course he has to make money off of this travesty somehow; he's only in this for the money, and revenge for perceived slights against his thin-skinned, mammoth ego.
he's so far underwater he should have drowned with those numbers. alas, gasbags tend to float.
Bondi: "I don't know anyone named Jeffrey Epstein." Patel: "I don't know who she said either, and there's definitely no file on her desk about him."
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Ashli Babbitt died doing what she loved—being a domestic terrorist.
JV Dance isn't ready to be Dan Quayle.
he's not even ready to be Dan Quayle
I must be older-old, as I have no effing idea what that means. now, where's my Gould SEL backup tapes?
says the joke of a VP...
anything to get under Dotard's skin
fuck AI data centers: builders, operators, users.
I think she'd let her fans stomp on him to put the flames out. Then Travis and his teammates would piss on what's left, just to make sure there's no chance of it starting up again
What happens if he bites RFKjr???
reposting this so I and others can find it when needed.
Long past time, to be honest
Well he, I don't know. That seems like a big ask for the Dems, what with all the hand-winging they seem to be doing these days.
Mwah-hah-hah!
No lies told here.
Heh heh heh. Excellent! (Steeples fingers)