It’ll try to distract from the Epstein victims presser tomorrow.
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It’ll try to distract from the Epstein victims presser tomorrow.
The reason the turd is making an announcement on Sept 2nd is that there is a planned news conference with Epstein victims on Sept 3rd.
The reason the turd is making an announcement on Sept 2nd is that there is a planned news conference with Epstein victims on Sept 3rd.
We’re all going to remember where we were and what we were doing when news reaches us of “his” (hopefully grizzly) death. I hope I’m sat on the toilet, so I can squeeze out a little something extra in his honour.
We’re all going to remember where we were and what we were doing when news reaches us of “his” (hopefully grizzly) death. I hope I’m sat on the toilet, so I can squeeze out a little something extra in his honour.
We’re all going to remember where we were and what we were doing when news reaches us of “his” (hopefully grizzly) death. I hope I’m sat on the toilet, so I can squeeze out a little something extra in his honour.
We’re all going to remember where we were and what we were doing when news reaches us of “his” (hopefully grizzly) death. I hope I’m sat on the toilet, so I can squeeze out a little something extra in his honour.
We’re all going to remember where we were and what we were doing when news reaches us of “his” (hopefully grizzly) death. I hope I’m sat on the toilet, so I can squeeze out a little something extra in his honour.
The best part of him dribbled down his father’s leg.
Delusional old cnut
When you think about it, who _could_ stand around and watch him kiddy-fiddling? JD maybe, but only if there was a couch involved.
When you think about it, who _could_ stand around and watch him kiddy-fiddling? JD maybe, but only if there was a couch involved.
He’s just being gender fluid
It’s fairly common knowledge that when you die, your rectal muscles stop working and your body voids itself. Almost like an end of life enema where all your shit is released. This means that when “he” dies, the world will witness an American President get buried in a coffin the size of a matchbox.
Is there a record of these phone calls? Wow, conveniently, no.
If he does shit himself, the world could witness a US president being buried in a matchbox-sized coffin.
It’s fairly common knowledge that when you die, your rectal muscles relax and your body shits itself. This means that when “he” dies, the world will have the opportunity to witness an American President get buried in a coffin the size of a matchbox.
Wasn’t the guy who started the brawl Russian. And who left from CVG the next morning?
Please don’t normalise his fuckwittery.
Yeah, border queues are not the reason tourists aren’t coming. That stupid utter Trunt is making it deeply unattractive to visitors. Choas, people being snatched without due process, restaurant & grocery price gouging, and more.
Someone should give him an enema, he’d weigh 235lbs less.
Well, she made it to the grand old age of 249. Not sure she’ll get to 250 without some kind of huge rise in resistance. Including a General Strike.
Well, she made it to the grand old age of 249. Not sure she’ll get to 250 without some kind of huge rise in resistance. Including a General Strike.
@tomtomorrow.bsky.social
He’ll drop 200lbs during the prep.
If he has an enema beforehand he’ll knock 200lbs off his weight.
Instead of paying any taxes you might owe next week, why not send an I.O.U stating you’ll pay them just as soon as you have some proper representation? Instead of a vindictive clown circus.
Hahahahahaha…. *breathe* …. hahahaha…. many, MANY millions of people
Distraction tactics…
That fella that drove all the snakes out of Ireland, Saint Patrick…. I wonder if he has a cousin on his mother’s side, but 3 times removed, who has inherited the gene and can now drive all the snakes out of America?
It’s not bronzer, it’s clown make up.
“… and, talking about bloated, fat and disgusting would someone please move that mirror?”
It's weird how everyone in the world knows a Nazi salute when we see it, with the notable exception of journalists and their editors.
Says the immodestly successful tv celebrity
Führerprinzip
V.powerful artwork.
Tesla Deplorean
On the basis of “no taxation without representation,” and most of us are getting zero representation right now, maybe there’s an argument for not bothering to pay any taxes?
We’re all mere fodder for future documentaries.
The moist taint gusset of a truck driver
Well, she made it to the ripe old age of 249, which isn’t bad I suppose? Seems as if a cancer of the living soul is a hard one to beat.
Today on what would have been her birthday, we remember that Janey Godley was always on the right side. #Trumpisacunt
My New Year's Revolution is to trust in autocorrect.
They should hold Carter’s state funeral the day before ShitMidas’ inauguration. Suck all the air out of the room and just leave the elephant.
Not sure I’d want to live on Utter C*nt Street.
including the line “you want fried with that?”
We’re all living in a crazy mixed-up Wordle, with nothing but 4-letter words.
As this is my first Bluesky post, I'd like my friends to know that I plan to take a lot of care over them. I strive for nothing less than total and utter prefection.