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I bet he’s calling a flea flicker
Hang 60 on them. I want Jordon treating Bill like the gimp in Pulp Fiction as punishment
“We’re on to Charlotte”
Had a convo recently about how hoodies are worthless in Houston because even if it’s cool enough to wear a hoodie, every place you go has the heat set at 80 and now I’m the asshole at Saltgrass pulling my hoodie over my head and everyone can see my tummy
When your dad’s new girlfriend is blowing through your inheritance
I don’t understand it. I’ll never understand it
Rudy’s gonna show up at the Presidential Medal of Total Landscaping
Pat McAfee is the human equivalent of Axe body spray
Nobody made him headbutt the scoreboard. Been playing here for a quarter century and he’s the only one that thought he was playing football out there
Le sigh
All of it’s bad. The whole thing
I’ve hate this chicken wing ass dude my whole life and now I have to root for him
Kaleb Ort looks like Chad Qualls ate another Chad Qualls
Article said the newish owner bought it and kept the name
BALK
Always wondered about this place. Article makes it seem fine. Tbh if you’re a buffet spot with over 4 stars on Yelp then you need to be investigated. Buffets are supposed to be an adventure that could lead to food poisoning
I don’t like this new guy’s windup
They just accidentally trucked a sideline photographer girl. No one is safe
Be careful. It could just be playing live
That Big 10 commercial is hilarious. Look at all of our teams from UCLA to Rutgers! See how we’re ruining college football?! Go us!
Oh hell yeah. Utah’s playing. It’s west coast truck stick szn
Dabo's planning on taking that timeout with him to heaven
Nussmeier just said God doesn’t love Clemson. Take it up with him, not me
Cut and Shoot Abreu
He was drunk, you see
Sometimes you get Bryan Abreu, sometimes you get College Station Abreu
Don’t know how you can have a gotdamn Sark and a gotdamn Manning and a whole gotdamn offseason to game plan and only score 7 gotdamn points
Seriously this was my truck and a big stckshit
I used to leave my office and pick up my ex at the roundabout on campus. With my stupidly outrageous truck
Crossroads during my time was the titty bar just over the Angelina county line into Nac. I’m checking on statute of limitations
Oh dear. Were the twin shitty tower dorms up back then? Yeah I was there around ‘05 to maybe ‘0’12 off and on. My job had me all over but it was home base
The day that my grandpa retired, he bought a 5 gallon water jug to keep his change. He used that to pay for his daily beer until the day he died, a decade later. Where did he keep getting change? Nobody’s ever figured that out but we have our suspicions
Giving it up in the 3rd quarter, as is SFA freshman’s tradition
I first broke 90 at Woodland Hills. Dated a lady’s granddaughter that lived on the course so always had free cart privileges. I loved that place but life happens
I love Nac. How such a cool ass town could exist so close to the hellhole that is Lufkin, that also has a college, is one of life’s greatest mysteries
In-stadium announcement: SFA’s 29 will now be wearing 96. Beautiful. No notes
No lies spoken. And that’s why we get madder at the pros than the kids when they screw up. It’s highly entertaining
Do they still have 25 cent wings on Tuesday’s at Flashbacks? Is Pat or Cory or Craeger playing Banita Creek Thursday? IS IT STILL VIRTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO FLUNK OUT OF THE SCHOOL???
There is no dumber, and by definition, more fun sport than college football
I lived in Nacogdoches longer than I’ve lived in Houston proper. Tough scene for my Jacks
Meco’s shut down but we’re getting a Japanese sando shop at the same location. Maybe they’ll do something about the whole *sitting outside in Texas heat eating spicy foods* problem they had
Leeloo was AI and her learning earth’s encyclopedia was early data scraping. That movie is a warning
I have no explanation of why those outlets aren’t here. They can literally just copy and paste their tweets here. Seems not business savvy
Oh I’m on like my 10th account
This is a lot of words just to say y’all are fucking. We don’t need to bring the whole culture wars playbook into smashing for fun
It’s hurricane season around these parts and we’ve all had our ass whipped several times by storms. It’s important to be able to have access to live local news. You have to go to twitter for that. A necessary evil at this point
She makes me want to seize the means of production
Yup. And it was a reply to a @chandlerrome.bsky.social game wrap up tweet. Like I’d ever wish harm on Chandog. That algorithm is all types of broken
Does it suck over there? Yeah Do I get information from there that I can’t get here? Yeah
I joked that I would j u m p o f f the Be Someone bridge after that loss
My man
I guess I don’t really understand why sports and local news accounts refuse to be here. Seems illogical
Before anyone jumps on me for still using that site: 1. I am not the droid you’re looking for. I promise 2. This place, while nice, has a long way to go with sports and local news
Literal white nationalists can post whatever vile shit they want on Elon’s vanity app but I get the ban hammer for a harmless joke. That place is broken
“We can’t finish an offshore wind project that’s almost finished because it will threaten our strategic reserve of sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads” Thank you for the time, Mister Secretary. We’ll be right back with up to the minute coverage of the occupation of DC
Despite the obvious dumbshittery of this administration, it still kinda floors me when they just make shit up out of whole cloth and no one calls them on it
This is how the US got dragged into the Vietnam War
Fold the franchise
I’m actually glad the marketing guy is in the booth this inning. Less mumbling
He thinks vanilla is the best flavor of ice cream
He’s kinda boring too. But at least he’s not muttering under his breath like Bags
We have Jesus, Pocket Jesus, and the Yord himself. Let us pray
There’s no amount of weed that can make him make sense. I’ve done the research
Would you rather listen to Bagwell in the booth or have a colonoscopy? At least you’re asleep during a colonoscopy
My apartment complex doesn’t have paperwork. I Venmo the rent to a random dude. This is where you come when you don’t want anybody to find you. Fuck with us at your peril
A lot of “I wish ICE would try that in my neighborhood” posts are performative. Y’all ain’t gonna do shit but record and yell. Meanwhile, I live in the 4th Ward in Houston and I would not recommend rolling up on my hood badgeless in unmarked cars tryna snatch people. That’s gonna go real bad quickly
I hope I never need insurance for my cooch
They hate that more than anything. When you have preferred status your whole life even a little equality is a threat
I ain’t trying to be the only atheist in the foxhole. Rick has a permanent invite to the New Civil War
I coined the term “performative assholery” years ago and I’ve not been proven wrong since
This is the way
Imagine fantasizing your whole life about rising up and fighting against government tyranny and when it finally happens you root for the government
Kingdom of the Crystal Skull should be wiped from the record books and all physical copies should be burned
Jokes aside, the last Indy movie, Dial of Destiny, is quite good and exactly what you want from an Indiana Jones movie. I was pleasantly surprised
*in my best Scottish accent* We named the dog Indiana
If Del doesn’t know then you may as well pack it up, James. It was a fever dream and you were hallucinating
Living in a desert is so wild to me
@feck.bsky.social y’all had a haboob today?
There’s like a thousand names that are cool but this Nate went all in
She’s very good. We should shout about them
It’s the smallest infraction. The left has a serious problem with everyone, and I’m a lefty
So much infighting and we wonder how dipshit Republicans get elected
That have all the chips!
World War 2 was solved by a relentless bombing mission on German cities and dropping nukes in Japan. Anybody that tries to make parallels with the Russian invasion of Ukraine is either a dumbshit or willfully ignorant
Chandog didn’t even know. It was nuts
If he ever sniffs the Hall I’m gonna be in the book depository overseeing the parade
It was so dumb I immediately wrote it off and then *everything* happened
A lot of parents like to abdicate their responsibilities on to schools so they can blame being a shitty parent on someone else. Reading a book is not going to make your kid hate you, Karen. That’s all on you
It was crazy. We went through the 5 stages of grief in the span of hours
I repeat Mike Fiers, Alex Cora, Carlos Beltran, every night like I’m Arya with her kill list in Game of Thrones
Go get it, young man www.chicagobears.com/news/tyson-b...
We were so pure. We were so innocent
Astros fans just before the cheating scandal broke
The only thing I can think of is that they get such bad press (deservedly) with how they handle injuries so they’re overcorrecting with him. Or you can buy into the complete bullshit about getting his timing back
I’m not sure I’ve ever been this pissed off at the whole organization over how this was handled and I watched Dusty actively sabotage an entire season
It’s on Netflix. Might check it out
That’s one of those classic movies that I’ve never seen
You’re at the ballpark. Your team is up by 10 runs. You have a metric ton of popcorn. You’re not forced to go to school for another 2 years. Life will never be better than this
