the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) / Redsky

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

Where is his hair?

1/9/2025, 5:03:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

But that's the same amount of drunk.

1/9/2025, 11:21:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 2:04:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 10:07:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

Free donut time!

27/8/2025, 7:30:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

26/8/2025, 6:55:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

🐻⬇️

26/8/2025, 4:02:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 3:12:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 1:47:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

I was there today too. Barely got out alive!

24/8/2025, 1:38:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

24/8/2025, 1:33:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

The tacos would be infinitely better.

24/8/2025, 1:28:12 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

Let's go to the tape.

24/8/2025, 1:26:32 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 1:23:00 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

At least he's getting some sun. He was starting to look pasty.

24/8/2025, 1:17:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 1:15:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

He's gonna feel that in the morning! I wonder what his mile and a half time was. Guessing upwards of 20 minutes.

24/8/2025, 1:12:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

That's some serious edema.

24/8/2025, 1:09:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

Amen, brother. Swore the same oath many times.

24/8/2025, 1:04:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

See you next Tuesday...

23/8/2025, 10:10:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

Too real.

23/8/2025, 10:05:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

23/8/2025, 9:57:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

And hopefully you get 2 bags of pretzels.

23/8/2025, 8:40:09 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

What class was she that makes her feel she earned the right to wear that hat? I remember when BP lost it for the same reason because Mayorcas wore a BP jacket.

22/8/2025, 11:07:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 10:13:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/8/2025, 12:57:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/8/2025, 9:40:02 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol, Beat me to it!

15/8/2025, 5:48:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

Looking more and more like Caitlin Jenner

15/8/2025, 2:18:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

Silk wallpaper for thousands

13/8/2025, 4:29:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

And he'd use the most magnificent wallpaper and cover the walls in silk because nobody reslizes how close the Potomac is...oof.

13/8/2025, 4:27:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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7/8/2025, 12:08:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

Weird. Probs also on the list is my guess.

6/8/2025, 11:01:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

Said the pedophile.

6/8/2025, 4:00:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

4/8/2025, 4:08:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

I'll be flipping on them because they violated their oath of office.

3/8/2025, 10:56:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

Pure Cuntry

30/7/2025, 7:16:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

Is mil-spec real enough for you? So we'll go ahead and just call them mil-spec.

29/7/2025, 4:45:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣

26/7/2025, 6:36:20 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/7/2025, 6:34:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

This will be their new mascot.

21/7/2025, 1:23:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

Remember, kids, only members of Annie's secret circle can decode Annie's secret message.

21/7/2025, 11:59:31 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/7/2025, 10:37:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/7/2025, 10:34:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/7/2025, 10:31:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

16/7/2025, 4:29:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm more concerned about our own despotic turn.

15/7/2025, 9:37:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

14/7/2025, 1:38:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/7/2025, 11:24:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

It's one of the wettest we've ever seen, from the standpoint of water.

13/7/2025, 6:33:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

It's like riding a psychotic horse towards a burning stable.

13/7/2025, 6:30:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

They both like soup and are in bed by 8.

12/7/2025, 2:20:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

12/7/2025, 1:46:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

YES!

12/7/2025, 1:42:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

2/7/2025, 8:30:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

I was there last year, but just to go bowling.

2/7/2025, 8:29:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/7/2025, 10:41:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/7/2025, 12:03:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

1/7/2025, 3:45:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

Still learning how to stand, I see...

1/7/2025, 3:42:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

1/7/2025, 3:39:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

It depends. Are they wearing khakis or chinos?

12/6/2025, 6:06:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/6/2025, 6:05:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

He'll be asleep.

11/6/2025, 4:25:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

Big stairs, from the standpoint of steps.

10/6/2025, 10:51:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm actually getting this vibe more. open.spotify.com/track/79uDOz...

6/6/2025, 2:07:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/6/2025, 1:18:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/5/2025, 10:40:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

Look! It's tool on a stool

29/5/2025, 12:30:25 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

Tool on a stool.

29/5/2025, 1:00:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/5/2025, 1:00:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/5/2025, 9:54:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

Ive always seen Slave 1

14/5/2025, 5:53:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

At least they still got that dial-up.

10/5/2025, 8:08:45 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/5/2025, 1:00:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/5/2025, 8:34:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/5/2025, 4:45:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

30/4/2025, 4:26:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you mean KFC?

25/4/2025, 9:38:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/4/2025, 2:59:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

23/4/2025, 6:00:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

Or El Diablo.

23/4/2025, 3:00:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

Magic man!

23/4/2025, 2:59:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

23/4/2025, 9:19:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

She did the same thing on Meat the Press.

22/4/2025, 3:01:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

"Might have brought me coffee once..."

20/4/2025, 6:56:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/4/2025, 6:53:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

A truly evil and vile man.

14/4/2025, 12:52:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/4/2025, 9:37:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, Lisa taught it to us a long time ago.

3/4/2025, 11:45:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

I brought a turkey and bacon sandwich for lunch.

2/4/2025, 1:56:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/4/2025, 12:44:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/3/2025, 7:00:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/3/2025, 12:02:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/3/2025, 6:31:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

I remember last year was chilly!

29/3/2025, 6:28:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

860 Washington St. NYC

29/3/2025, 6:11:15 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs (@sugarinamartini.bsky.social) reply parent

860 Washington st. NYC

29/3/2025, 6:10:30 PM | 27 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/3/2025, 9:51:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

the tomato from upstairs

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