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She's not human. She's a Borg.
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She's not human. She's a Borg.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
Nosferatu Barrel Bat fries and lizard cakes
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
Il n'est pas un Roi, il est un gros shithead. Tabernak...
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
She has the integrity of a moldy dead cockroach.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
MSM knows that telling the truth will make them get shit on by the regime. Why is this a question? You already know the answer.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude... eat a Snickers.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
It's woke because other people like it and they're not like her.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
Not so fast... she will likely become one of Krasnov's inner circle of butt snorkelers.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
She. Is. A. Piece. Of. Shit. Literally.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
Wrong? No. A little weird? Maybe...
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
When she's home does she put on a furry suit and try to lick her balls?
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
Soros like "Why that motherfucker always got my name in his mouth?"
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
... over and over because he keeps reaching for her.. ...ketchup.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
A sermon for the terminally ignorant.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
She might want to consult a dictionary before flapping her drunken jaw.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
That's pretty rich, coming from the real biggest asshole in the world. (well, almost the biggest)
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
Newsmax keeps showing "Wake up America" on the lower left but nobody watching seems to get the message.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
So they can burn down blue cities faster?
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
Can't say I did Nazi that coming. What took them so long?
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
He's not telling us that he watched South Park and he's really scared.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
That's gonna take a lot of sharpies.
Jennifer ✨Get In Good Trouble (@thejenniwren.teamlh.social) reposted
🔥 Vice President Kamala Harris phoned Rep. Nicole Collier, who has refused for over 30 hours to bow to the GOP’s police-state tactics on the TX House floor. Harris told her: “History will reveal you as heroes of this moment.” Texas is the front line. The nation is watching. #WeveHadEnough
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe CBP x-rayed the truck for 30 minutes when it crossed the southern border. No fentanyl was found.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
"In a distorted world, he's re-calibrating it all." That should be "In a normal world, he's distorting it all." Witkoff's brain needs re-calibrating.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
aged...
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
He has ages 20 years since he crawled up Trumps ass.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
There are not a lot of opportunities for zombies in the real world.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
The question is, what is he doing that's illegal/unethical/immoral that he needs a fascist dictator to cover for him?
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
I heard that in my head before the sound even played 🤣
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
I work in IT. Sometimes, I may deploy beta solutions to select users to see if my theory works in the real world, only to pull it back to work the bugs out. I think that's what's happening here with the DOJ, testing the laws to see what they can or can't get away with.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
He is so gonna get played.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
What the actual fuck is wrong with these people? I live in Floriduh and it's a daily occurrence with the local city and county elected perverts. Every one of them is a Republican.... imagine that.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
He's impressed that perfect American English is spoken there.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
Hester played like a beast and he had the milliseconds of a play down to a science. Gotta give him that.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social)
I've never heard of Senator Schmuck either.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
HQ... Hardly Qualified? Hate Queen? Hired Quisling?
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Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
"Penis is playing shotgun" "Penis is under center" "Penis is going deep" "Penis' ball handling is spot on" The Saints are going to have a field day with this... WhoDat!!
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
"Oh, the humanity..."
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
What a shame. Aaaanyway....
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
As long as there are stupid people...
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
The sky is green and the grass is blue. Over the cliff we go... BAAAAAA!
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
These people are fucking nuts.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
He is starting to get caught up in his millions of lies and maybe eventually it will be his undoing. As long as there are sheep following him over the cliff and his politburo obeys his every command, we will see a long winter of Trump.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
Everybody calling him a senile old fuck needs to realize the this is not the truth. The truth is that he is a fully functioning malignant narcissist that will do and say anything to preserve his own narrative and stay out of prison.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
...as compared to FAKE cane sugar? REAL cane sugar contains Epstein files.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
"She's a witch.... Burn her!!"
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
That's because you're all gaslighting bots and frauds. Duh..
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this from The Onion? 🤣
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
Nothing will jar the cult awake. Full stop.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
That's just the Doomsday Clock adjusting for the inevitable.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
After you throw up, can you fuck the rest of the way off?
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, Spinderella.. you're so fucking predictable.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
New money laundromat?
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
No, he doesn't want the disaster scene to get in the way of his golfing weekend.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
Like putting his fingers in his ears and going "Lalalalalalalala..I can't hear you... lalalalalalala".
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
Does he even know that he needs to wipe his ass after taking a shit?
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social)
Been off for a few days on a work project so I'm dropping in to catch up on the cruelty, despair and dumb-fuckery that Trump and his ilk bestowed upon the American people this week. I hear a bottle of Jack Daniel's calling me...
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
Somebody needs to inject something into her atmosphere.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
It needs a baseball bat.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
Likely a threat.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
Haggis
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
Mmmm... smells just like haggis with notes of corpse.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
Tapper is a waste of human flesh.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
She's concerned... I feel much better now. 🙄
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
Lie down on the tracks like you promised and let the train do it's thing already.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you at least flick a booger at them?
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
It's White Day, hence the hat and lack of war paint.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
Two more words. Heroin damage.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
As long as he's propped up by the fascist regime, he'll keep on keeping on.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
If they weren't always trying to cheat, hack and undermine the system, we'd all be in a better situation.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
Doesn't have a flight of stairs to fall down already?
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
And he's still gonna be a gazillionaire no matter what. He's just a rich dick.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, right. Wolf in sheep's clothing. He can fuck off all the way to Mars.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
Cruelty IS the point. Billionaires couldn't care less if they save $44K in taxes. That's ice cream money for their kids. Besides, do they even pay taxes anyway?
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
This is purely a fascist agenda. When they get their ICE budget things are going to get real really fast. Nobody is safe. Always look out for a swarm of SUVs and pickups. It fucking sucks having to look over your shoulder for these assholes.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
I know. I was being sarcastic too.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
Seriously??
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
They always come up with "guns don't kill people, people do" then write it off as one man's mental illness. Anything to protect the guns.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
They're not even trying to not be assholes, they're embracing it.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
Her eyes are dead.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
"I gave a kid a dollar at her lemonade stand but didn't drink the lemonade. I feel good about it. I heard she was arrested by ICE a week later because she looked Mexican. I feel good about that too."
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
Again, Miller.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
Market futures didn't even flinch. The bloviating shitnozzle is so predictable. Time to throw a few thou in crypto for a 10% weekend profit.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
Jake Tapper had his blood sucked out of him and replaced with Fox bile. It's like he doesn't even know it happened to him. How do they do that?
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
100% agreed.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
Again, a Stephen Miller text. Doesn't he know everybody's on to his closing tagline?
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
No, but the time-space continuum momentarily reversed.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
Spinderalla strikes again.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
I was gonna say... his train of thought missed the station.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
He's in the syphilitic stage. The brain turns to Jello.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
...seen here milliseconds before the rake handle struck him squarely in the face.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
Buh-byeee!!!
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
No, Dimwit... that's not how you open pistachio nuts.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
Anybody but Cuomo. He's such a creep.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait til she finds out he's gay...
Call Me Reegs (@reganorwegian.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
These guys grew up with First Person Shooter games as a babysitter and they finally can live out their fantasies.
Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent
He has absolutely no clue what is going on in his head.