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Tangomeister

@tangomeister.bsky.social

Proud Canadian Liberal, US resident for the last 40 years. IT professional. WhoDat? ⚜️

created November 17, 2024

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Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

She's not human. She's a Borg.

2/9/2025, 12:32:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Nosferatu Barrel Bat fries and lizard cakes

31/8/2025, 7:43:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Il n'est pas un Roi, il est un gros shithead. Tabernak...

31/8/2025, 7:31:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

She has the integrity of a moldy dead cockroach.

31/8/2025, 7:25:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

MSM knows that telling the truth will make them get shit on by the regime. Why is this a question? You already know the answer.

31/8/2025, 7:22:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Dude... eat a Snickers.

31/8/2025, 4:44:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

It's woke because other people like it and they're not like her.

31/8/2025, 4:36:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Not so fast... she will likely become one of Krasnov's inner circle of butt snorkelers.

29/8/2025, 5:19:25 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

She. Is. A. Piece. Of. Shit. Literally.

28/8/2025, 6:53:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Wrong? No. A little weird? Maybe...

28/8/2025, 5:12:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

When she's home does she put on a furry suit and try to lick her balls?

28/8/2025, 5:01:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Soros like "Why that motherfucker always got my name in his mouth?"

27/8/2025, 3:43:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

... over and over because he keeps reaching for her.. ...ketchup.

25/8/2025, 11:12:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

A sermon for the terminally ignorant.

25/8/2025, 2:48:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

She might want to consult a dictionary before flapping her drunken jaw.

25/8/2025, 2:40:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

That's pretty rich, coming from the real biggest asshole in the world. (well, almost the biggest)

24/8/2025, 2:10:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Newsmax keeps showing "Wake up America" on the lower left but nobody watching seems to get the message.

22/8/2025, 1:16:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

So they can burn down blue cities faster?

21/8/2025, 6:40:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Can't say I did Nazi that coming. What took them so long?

21/8/2025, 4:14:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

He's not telling us that he watched South Park and he's really scared.

20/8/2025, 2:52:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

That's gonna take a lot of sharpies.

20/8/2025, 1:48:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jennifer ✨Get In Good Trouble (@thejenniwren.teamlh.social) reposted

🔥 Vice President Kamala Harris phoned Rep. Nicole Collier, who has refused for over 30 hours to bow to the GOP’s police-state tactics on the TX House floor. Harris told her: “History will reveal you as heroes of this moment.” Texas is the front line. The nation is watching. #WeveHadEnough

20/8/2025, 12:00:10 AM | 1634 579 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe CBP x-rayed the truck for 30 minutes when it crossed the southern border. No fentanyl was found.

20/8/2025, 1:31:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

"In a distorted world, he's re-calibrating it all." That should be "In a normal world, he's distorting it all." Witkoff's brain needs re-calibrating.

20/8/2025, 1:24:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

aged...

18/8/2025, 9:49:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

He has ages 20 years since he crawled up Trumps ass.

18/8/2025, 9:49:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

There are not a lot of opportunities for zombies in the real world.

18/8/2025, 9:48:52 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

The question is, what is he doing that's illegal/unethical/immoral that he needs a fascist dictator to cover for him?

17/8/2025, 5:25:23 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

I heard that in my head before the sound even played 🤣

16/8/2025, 4:47:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

I work in IT. Sometimes, I may deploy beta solutions to select users to see if my theory works in the real world, only to pull it back to work the bugs out. I think that's what's happening here with the DOJ, testing the laws to see what they can or can't get away with.

16/8/2025, 4:43:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

He is so gonna get played.

15/8/2025, 8:17:18 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

What the actual fuck is wrong with these people? I live in Floriduh and it's a daily occurrence with the local city and county elected perverts. Every one of them is a Republican.... imagine that.

15/8/2025, 8:13:43 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

He's impressed that perfect American English is spoken there.

15/8/2025, 7:42:02 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Hester played like a beast and he had the milliseconds of a play down to a science. Gotta give him that.

15/8/2025, 7:36:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social)

I've never heard of Senator Schmuck either.

15/8/2025, 3:24:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

HQ... Hardly Qualified? Hate Queen? Hired Quisling?

15/8/2025, 3:15:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/8/2025, 11:21:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

"Penis is playing shotgun" "Penis is under center" "Penis is going deep" "Penis' ball handling is spot on" The Saints are going to have a field day with this... WhoDat!!

14/8/2025, 5:44:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

"Oh, the humanity..."

12/8/2025, 1:48:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

What a shame. Aaaanyway....

23/7/2025, 10:42:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

As long as there are stupid people...

20/7/2025, 11:24:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

The sky is green and the grass is blue. Over the cliff we go... BAAAAAA!

20/7/2025, 11:16:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

These people are fucking nuts.

20/7/2025, 11:10:11 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

He is starting to get caught up in his millions of lies and maybe eventually it will be his undoing. As long as there are sheep following him over the cliff and his politburo obeys his every command, we will see a long winter of Trump.

17/7/2025, 9:35:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Everybody calling him a senile old fuck needs to realize the this is not the truth. The truth is that he is a fully functioning malignant narcissist that will do and say anything to preserve his own narrative and stay out of prison.

17/7/2025, 9:35:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

...as compared to FAKE cane sugar? REAL cane sugar contains Epstein files.

16/7/2025, 10:01:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

"She's a witch.... Burn her!!"

16/7/2025, 9:58:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

That's because you're all gaslighting bots and frauds. Duh..

14/7/2025, 5:00:29 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this from The Onion? 🤣

14/7/2025, 4:57:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Nothing will jar the cult awake. Full stop.

13/7/2025, 4:13:56 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

That's just the Doomsday Clock adjusting for the inevitable.

8/7/2025, 3:49:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

After you throw up, can you fuck the rest of the way off?

7/7/2025, 11:07:45 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, Spinderella.. you're so fucking predictable.

7/7/2025, 11:05:03 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

New money laundromat?

7/7/2025, 3:28:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

No, he doesn't want the disaster scene to get in the way of his golfing weekend.

7/7/2025, 3:26:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Like putting his fingers in his ears and going "Lalalalalalalala..I can't hear you... lalalalalalala".

6/7/2025, 7:53:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Does he even know that he needs to wipe his ass after taking a shit?

6/7/2025, 3:48:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social)

Been off for a few days on a work project so I'm dropping in to catch up on the cruelty, despair and dumb-fuckery that Trump and his ilk bestowed upon the American people this week. I hear a bottle of Jack Daniel's calling me...

5/7/2025, 7:37:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Somebody needs to inject something into her atmosphere.

5/7/2025, 1:30:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

It needs a baseball bat.

4/7/2025, 3:14:52 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Likely a threat.

3/7/2025, 12:45:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Haggis

1/7/2025, 12:43:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Mmmm... smells just like haggis with notes of corpse.

1/7/2025, 12:40:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Tapper is a waste of human flesh.

30/6/2025, 11:28:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

She's concerned... I feel much better now. 🙄

30/6/2025, 11:25:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Lie down on the tracks like you promised and let the train do it's thing already.

30/6/2025, 11:12:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Did you at least flick a booger at them?

30/6/2025, 11:09:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

It's White Day, hence the hat and lack of war paint.

30/6/2025, 11:07:45 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Two more words. Heroin damage.

30/6/2025, 11:05:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

As long as he's propped up by the fascist regime, he'll keep on keeping on.

30/6/2025, 11:04:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

If they weren't always trying to cheat, hack and undermine the system, we'd all be in a better situation.

30/6/2025, 10:59:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Doesn't have a flight of stairs to fall down already?

30/6/2025, 10:48:26 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

And he's still gonna be a gazillionaire no matter what. He's just a rich dick.

30/6/2025, 10:42:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, right. Wolf in sheep's clothing. He can fuck off all the way to Mars.

30/6/2025, 10:40:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Cruelty IS the point. Billionaires couldn't care less if they save $44K in taxes. That's ice cream money for their kids. Besides, do they even pay taxes anyway?

30/6/2025, 10:24:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

This is purely a fascist agenda. When they get their ICE budget things are going to get real really fast. Nobody is safe. Always look out for a swarm of SUVs and pickups. It fucking sucks having to look over your shoulder for these assholes.

30/6/2025, 10:22:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

I know. I was being sarcastic too.

30/6/2025, 10:13:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Seriously??

30/6/2025, 4:18:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

They always come up with "guns don't kill people, people do" then write it off as one man's mental illness. Anything to protect the guns.

30/6/2025, 4:18:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

They're not even trying to not be assholes, they're embracing it.

28/6/2025, 7:37:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Her eyes are dead.

28/6/2025, 5:16:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

"I gave a kid a dollar at her lemonade stand but didn't drink the lemonade. I feel good about it. I heard she was arrested by ICE a week later because she looked Mexican. I feel good about that too."

28/6/2025, 1:56:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Again, Miller.

27/6/2025, 11:02:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Market futures didn't even flinch. The bloviating shitnozzle is so predictable. Time to throw a few thou in crypto for a 10% weekend profit.

27/6/2025, 10:59:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Jake Tapper had his blood sucked out of him and replaced with Fox bile. It's like he doesn't even know it happened to him. How do they do that?

27/6/2025, 10:47:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

100% agreed.

27/6/2025, 10:40:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Again, a Stephen Miller text. Doesn't he know everybody's on to his closing tagline?

27/6/2025, 5:55:29 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

No, but the time-space continuum momentarily reversed.

27/6/2025, 4:20:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Spinderalla strikes again.

27/6/2025, 2:11:52 PM | 59 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

I was gonna say... his train of thought missed the station.

26/6/2025, 10:06:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

He's in the syphilitic stage. The brain turns to Jello.

26/6/2025, 10:03:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, the humanity!!!

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26/6/2025, 9:59:58 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/6/2025, 12:41:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

...seen here milliseconds before the rake handle struck him squarely in the face.

25/6/2025, 12:12:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Buh-byeee!!!

25/6/2025, 9:51:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

No, Dimwit... that's not how you open pistachio nuts.

25/6/2025, 9:49:42 AM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Anybody but Cuomo. He's such a creep.

25/6/2025, 9:33:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait til she finds out he's gay...

25/6/2025, 1:26:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Call Me Reegs (@reganorwegian.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

These guys grew up with First Person Shooter games as a babysitter and they finally can live out their fantasies.

24/6/2025, 7:18:46 PM | 45 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tangomeister (@tangomeister.bsky.social) reply parent

He has absolutely no clue what is going on in his head.

24/6/2025, 5:12:05 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view