Is this real? I’m losing touch with reality this week.
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Is this real? I’m losing touch with reality this week.
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This is chat GPT for sure.
I’ve never felt better.
I assume he’s just in a K hole.
Doctor visits for better equipment than the WH has? His sneak trip for a colonoscopy in term one lays precedence.
when you can’t even escape the flaming dumpster fire we live in by taking a dip in the shit sea, you might be in Dante’s Inferno
It’s good. But trigger warning: it happens in 2024 and 2025 (mostly) and the evil President’s name is Donner and I swear to God…😂
They need a few days to retroactively create some “evidence” and threaten parents.
If I am aware, he should be aware.
Trump’s handlers getting him ready for a day of golf carting. youtu.be/mWq15lDh8yM
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
💯. The “what could be done for a million dollars a day” comment should have stopped that line of questioning.
We’ve seen this movie before. We know the plot points. We’ve learned how to distinguish the heroes from the villains. We know which side we’re on. And we know what it takes to win. Solidarity. Sacrifice. Courage.
He thinks this means he’s getting into heaven. 😂
He needs to shuffle off the mortal coil while on a toilet for sure. Takes the starch out of a martyr.
@governor.ca.gov please take note. Some of us remember the carnage of 2020-2021 and like our vaccines. And science.
Define “fine.” Because it looks like his edema has moved from his cankles to his throat sack.
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Yes! Let's go!!
Concert outside the White House! #cdnpoli
My guess is a cocktail of diuretics and blood thinners to help circulation and fluid retention —but these are hard on the kidneys. I am not a doctor. Just someone who has spent a lot of time around elderly patients including family.
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Today he called Baltimore a “death bed.” Please let this leaky-brained schmuck be psychologically leaking some internal torment. 🤣💀
That one person in the zombie movie who doesn't tell the rest of the group they got bitten.
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Um. Did he just say nervously “I like the angel better.”? I think doctors gave him an expiration date. This after his comment about getting into heaven (unlikely).
Cankles, diaper or Foley catheter, and janky right leg tucked behind the desk. Nothing to see here.
Has anyone shined a light inside him yet?
He’s the Temu Steven Segal
Sooooo jelly. Walking around in lace up boots eating a turkey leg…sigh.
😭 women and children pay for ALL of this.
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Putin looks pumped full of steroids. His bloated face is not an indicator of health. May the actuarial tables deliver us from evil.
Thoughts and prayers today for Senator Murkowski as she realizes the deal she struck is moot when she becomes a resident of New Russia.
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What about the tiny chopper that goes on the smaller yacht?
Why didn’t someone think of that sooner? Decades long problems often just magically end because one stupid man wishes it so.
Watching the police tell him to stop recording and harassing the owner was amazing. Find your little pockets of justice and live in them.
Is he dead yet?
It's so crazy we live in a world where female athletes are striking for better wages and dodging sex toys being thrown at them, while trans athletes are being accused of evil scheming so they can play women's sports, which pays well and is highly dignified. It's almost like someone's full of shit
A smart venture capitalist would “buy” that work and that 500 m would generate billions. That could have been our tax dollars getting that huge return but surely someone is savvy enough to do that. In fact this is how they privatize innovation. He’s easily the most dangerous cabinet member.
Probably putting in a pool
#Resist #ThisIsAMoralMoment
Yeah. That can be done anywhere.
Given the current political landscape, your youngest is the only one who won’t have to scrub her social media accounts prior to returning home.
Did you catch Dershowitz saying “I’m not” real quick after saying “they can’t discriminate against Trump supporters.”
💯 He appreciates human system constellations because it provides so much context in but a few words.
The only crime Oprah committed was platforming Dr Phil and Dr Oz. So while I’m not a fan of Fascism , she does owe a debt to society 😌
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I see mad people.
The evil inherent in this move is a crime against Gaia and all her children. 🤬 www.theatlantic.com/health/archi... The U.S. Will Incinerate 500 Tons of Emergency Food Aid - The Atlantic
This is my new favourite video... 😊
Wolff should just do a podcast. Sell direct. Screw the publishers.
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The rank corruption knows no bounds. And this won’t even get a mention in MSM. This is an oligarchy now.
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Bag from a Foley catheter
I like when someone starts a scripted speech with “wow!” Read right from the page. 😂
Let’s call him Representative Hogwash
Praying super hard for one “natural death” in particular.
That asshole Lee is trying again though. Utah deserves better.
The GOP suck. Period.
This woman is so brave. I’ve watched it a few times now and hope I can be as courageous when called.
Vance is here to grab content he can post on X, using your replies. Starve the beast.
Does anybody else smell yellow cake? Next come aluminum tubes.
I’m readying the Lightning Seed Trebuchet and lining up an atmospheric river
Notice it’s the “broke brains” that discover MAGA. See: RFK
Per Lev Parnas: Instead, he’s been huddling with loyalists like Pam Bondi, asking how to shut Elon up. He even ordered the Tesla—his own—removed from outside the White House, saying he wants it gone. Stay tuned, folks. More to come.
That was the plan.
Trump even babysat his kid X. 🤣
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Cuts have consequences, illustrated. As seen on TV 📺
So privately did he complain that we can read about it here. 😂
Brush thin carrot strips in avocado oil and paprika. Grill.
And fewer carcinogens than charcoal and when you grill 2-3 times a week that matters.
How do you even have any yum remaining?
My phone number growing up was 8645 and the last time the steaming homunculus was in office I wore that to every march. I’ll just send myself to Gitmo and beat the administrative hassle.
I’m dreaming of a remote detonator
I was there for the Flu game. 💀
Blue states continue to support Red state MAGA parasites.
This does seem like a safe way to occupy him though. This kind of damage is cheap to undo.
Even their worst case scenario is “what if Dems make it hard to shoot kids in schools…we wouldn’t like that much.”
Let’s not overlook the fact that Dan is also deeply stupid.
I knew we’d hit Oryx and Crake eventually
This is one of the most perfect scenes in a perfect show. Maybe I’ll give that a fifth rewatch.
How does this triglyceride-soaked homunculus have better “numbers” then I do? 20+ years younger, exercised daily and eats clean? There is no space too small to be gaslit by this administration.
It’s counterintuitive they’d go to the trouble to show nothing but Fox News on bases, brainwash the troops, and then disenfranchise them. 🤷
BREAKING: I’m demanding answers from the White House and Office of Government Ethics about whether anyone in the Trump family or administration profited off of this tariff chaos through insider trading.
It’s also built on a shit-ton of free, completely acknowledged or rewarded women’s labor.
Yes. That was a test. This is a huge pump and dump. 🤬
Parsnips are delicious. Turnips are hot garbage. Fight me.
Exactly. This is a massive redistribution of wealth coup. Murder democracy and capitalism together.
73 days is all it took. 🤬
Performing surgery in a kitchen currently being renovated. As one does.
Biden’s team utterly failed in communicating back to the American people. You cannot leave a vacuum like they did.
Cory Booker