Because this is America, helping poor people is further down the list than gun legislation is
I've wasted so much of my life rooting for losers. I used to root for winners. The fuck happened to me?
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Because this is America, helping poor people is further down the list than gun legislation is
Finally, someone in mainstream media followed Jon Stewart's example
Newsom has been useful in the moment, but there's no way I'd vote for that guy
If you're still talking about campaign promises this deep into this administration, after everything they've already pulled, you're dumber than Trump is Pass the sticks to someone that knows how to play this game, Hakeem
The "You're Alienating Your Allies!" rhetoric does not ever, in fact, come from actual allies. It comes from people looking for an excuse to justify their enmity.
But we have a buffet of guns, so when you get mad at those other things, there's usually a gun in arm's reach to help you let that anger go in a really negative way
Mayor Brandon Johnson: The the president is the last person who cares about violence on Chicago's South and West sides. "There is too much violence in Chicago not because we have too many immigrants but because we have too many guns."
Oh you're an AI-Artist? You're legit? I bet you really shred in Guitar Hero too
Never stops being funny watching these parents run their child out of the room by playing their filthy music from the 90s
Jesus Christ
i still blame Wizard Magazine for popularizing this
You’d think Bill Belichick could get more out of a QB who couldn’t go higher than sixth round of the NFL draft
also the page count would be just one page if it went the other way
"Batman has a plan" is kinda like a Jerry Lawler match in Memphis. Whoever he's fighting against is doing the job And if Batman is going to be that predictable, then he should at least do something to pop the crowd, like lowering the strap during his comeback
being wrong and losing fights was what made it so satisfying when Hal Jordan punched him in the face
Michelle Obama: "please I'm begging you feed kids just one (1) vegetable" RFK: "some children deserve to die. there's a healthy way to eat deep fried burgers" Media: "these are the same, to me"
There are 79 working days left in 2025. If you write 1 1/2 pages a day, every working day, you can finish a script before New Years. If you write 3 pages a day, you could complete a novel. 1000 words a day, roughly 4 pages, and you could write three scripts. A page at a time comes together quickly
they made a lot of money off of me explaining that Rogue and Colossus weren't as strong as The Thing or Thor and I internalized all of it. That binder is still in this house somewhere i never thought that the rankings meant that they would lose the fight, though. Spider-Man beat the Juggernaut
i get that The Rock wasn't exactly stretching himself for a lot of his Hollywood career, but saying his Hollywood image was "daft" now that he's got some Oscar buzz is kinda harsh Y'all liked Central Intelligence and Pain & Gain too, don't lie And Hobbs and Shaw was surprisingly good, you know it
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
and they're saying, they're saying landlords extract value parasitically. parasitically. para-sit-ic-ly. we're going to be looking into the landlords very strongly and we're going to be redistributing the ownership. redistribution, such an interesting word
Say man this baby been crying for 3 hrs on this flight… this other toddler gon yell “please be quiet” 😭😭😭
It's called "San Jose Strut" 😎
YALL this is brilliant and mind blowing using the audio from Vietnam war on the national guard here in #DC
waking up hammered in the middle of the night and peeing into the foam pit
This whole thing is great but the highlighted bit made me laugh out loud. 😂 Marlon on Snoop:
when he does finally go i will demand not just the death certificate but the long form death certificate
Absolutely perfect description. If only this had been his obituary.
We certainly deserve one, and waiting on a meteor feels way too passive
Gotta buy some of this Bijan Robinson mustard. His tagline, "It'll break your mouth's ankles" popped me pretty good
Smaug is in there sleeping peacefully in his dwarf gold, and I think we should leave him be
Live your life so that people don’t consider rumors of your death a form of edging.
melania constantly refreshing the tl
Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”
One more failure from the Europeans, because why didn't they bring a bunch of these to America? We'd all have a dog *and* a water buffalo today
Nope that's a clone
Special correspondent Andrew Breitbart checking in
it’s a shame he has no sense of humor because if he called a press conference tomorrow and showed up in mummification rags i would have to hand it to him a little
all the people doing real damage out here that you could be shooting and you want to shoot people minding their business be a shooter with purpose, Luigi the Punisher showed you the way
scammers stay scheming, scammers never sleep, scammers find a way
Alternates between "Human Nature" and "The Lady in my Life"
I believed in my heart that man was Black
I tried it a few times because the kids on TV were drinking it and I needed to know if there was something i was missing There wasn't. I need to dress it up with some Crunch Berries or something
It might not mean a lot to most people, but I got to see Little Brother on their final tour
“Do not offer thoughts and prayers as you systemically enable such tragedies. Do not claim prayers are sufficient when children die as they pray. Do not pretend you do not understand.” — Lydia, 16, Minneapolis
Considering some of Elon's recent political statements t-[signal lost]
Well played lol
If The Doctor was real, it wouldn't absolve Britain
Doctor Who isn't THAT good
All these shots you can fire, but you only gotta get shot once
Ditko wasn't reclusive. He didn't want to talk to comic book fans. That's not the same thing.
I can relate to him because not talking to comic book fans is my kind of carrying on
Meanwhile, in America there's a CEO implementating AI because productivity is killed by letting his employees go home and sleep
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
BREAKING: As many as 20 people shot at Catholic school in Minneapolis - CBS
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
Knowing "Midnight Train to Georgia" should be a prerequisite for being named "Beverly"
manwich
Really, because what the fuck are we doing? My job is adding AI to our tools and what if I tell it I'm having a hard day at work, is it going to politely suggest that I end it all?
there used to be a dreamland in peachtree corners years ago smoked chicken was on point, but it burned down and when i hear people talk like this about other dreamland locations, i think it was probably for the best
that's why i don't buy digital movies. except Sinners. i just accepted that i was gonna have to double dip on that one
i'm not saying Nixon wasn't evil, because he was. I'm saying, Reagan set the table for everything for nearly everything wrong happening today. Nixon at least has the EPA on his ledger
4 minutes? i gotta get to 4 minutes?
man's got good promo skills
I put him in a different category: He forever tarnished the Office of the President
Reagan set all of this in motion
To Donald Trump and his administration: If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me — not time or political circumstance — from making sure you face justice under our constitutional rule of law.
We lost something as a nation when the ecru stopped making this music… i need the pinkish to get back to the garage!!!
Some people say "we don't deserve nice things," but I say, "damn that, I deserved this man living at the US Naval Observatory"
We could have had this man living at the US Naval Observatory. 🙄😔
Listening to Medhi Hasan talk to Jon Stewart and I'm reminded all over again of how passive Obama could be at times. It was maddening Say what you will about Joe Biden, the man took some big swings
Again: this sarcastic line will always just be annoying. It's quite literally not weird in any way that this is happening. The media kept reporting on Biden's health because Republicans kept attacking Biden's health. Guess why they're not reporting on Trump's. Hint: it's NOT everyone's else's fault.
Apparently his lifelong dislike of black skin is too difficult to comprehend
The entire plot of the Patty Duke Show
Do you still drink Red Dagger, too? What about Wild Irish Rose?
I did this the first time I played Resident Evil, and I was home alone. That dog I jumped through the window, I died, turned the game off and took it back to Video City the next day
Castlevania II It was late when I got to the end, so the house was quiet when that music started. I was braced for a jump scare, then the music changed, Dracula burst on the screen, and i shook so hard I dropped the controller Turned the game off and beat it the next day when the sun was up
Yeah let's use stronger words. Do say "Abolish ICE" Do say "Stop Republican Panty-Sniffers from Inspecting Kids' Genitals" Do say "No Weapons for Genocide" Do say "Big Bullshit Bill" Do say "Fuck A.i." Do say "Protect Trans Kids" Do say "Hands off our Immigrant Neighbors You Fascist Assholes"
fantastic lede from sam, and the rest of it ain’t too shabby either
well she did not consider pedophilia inappropriate so what does this even mean
on the one hand I should absolutely put my phone down but on the other hand what if the forces attacking democracy operate on weeping angels logic
Okay I guess I can see why this new logo is controversial
I had no idea Darren Aronofsky was this interesting. I've heard of him, but I've never seen any of his movies. I think I need to change that. Put another one in the win column, @pablo.show
I look forward to the conservative boycott of Cracker Barrel because they pack that place out and I want to be able to get some pancakes without an hour wait
Would have never known that Cracker Barrel had changed their logo if white folks weren't so mad about it
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do what he says
May this portion of the dissent by Ketanji Brown Jackson haunt John Roberts forever and be the final word on his tenure as Chief Justice.
Lemme monitor this, because really... what the fuck am I doing with my life
Home stretch
I'm so old I remember when video game console prices came DOWN the longer the console was out
People get visibly angry with me when I say that any non Black ancestry I Have raped it’s way in and you watch peoples brain break
When the antebellum Slave Power whined of abolitionist "agitation," censoring the mail and demanding speech be suppressed, they didn't so much fear abstract moral arguments. They were infuriated, and threatened, by the simple factual accounts of what they were doing. And they weren't exaggerations.
Chattel slavery was so bad that when we tell you how bad it in fact was most of y'all shut down and tell us we're making it up and pass laws against us ever telling you how bad it was again because your brains literally cannot handle how bad it in fact was.
White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICE’s time.
