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No it’s cool, it’s about a guy who was president and his acclimation back to private life. I feel like it’s not a subject touched on much
Is he yelling because he didn’t get a bedtime story tonight
I Hopa Ha Dias Is this Latin? 🤣
First chapter complete, 2600 words deep. I wrote a chapter in a novel, y'all
“Pics or it didn't happen” is a real old internet phrase to a dubious comment, but it 100% applies to Trump at all times
Might be able to get a BOGO on Presidential funerals if everything’s timed right
I have a great idea for a novel, workshopped the first chapter in my head, named some characters, and I started the document in the Pages app and currently am staring at a blinking cursor because it’s scary to put the words down on a screen
Like the first question asked next time KKKaroline comes to the podium should be “hey so, why has the world’s biggest attention whore been silent for a whole week”
A Pretty Piggy
I had a Dick Butkus jersey in high school. In Chicagoland. It did not go the way I expected when I wore it
I make jokes but I have this weird feeling they’re all having a laugh at everyone’s expense
Just read it, glad you put this out there because if the Punk/Seth story is going in *that* direction it only really makes sense with her involvement
I think the Trump WH enjoys letting us conspire and theorize. It’s just another form of power keeping people in the dark or stuck in half-truths
If Becky coming in to cost Punk doesn’t lead to AJ Lee at least making an appearance or two to get back at her and Rollins what are we even doing here
At this point I think they want the weird vibe, otherwise they would come out and try to quash the rumors. Granted nobody would believe them but conspiracy theorists do love stirring up new ones and making everyone wonder. Just another form of control
Ok, Loomer
He’s already feeling the fires of hell then
Dead girl or live boy
John Cena doing a Styles Clash on Logan Paul begs the question. Why the fuck is AJ Styles not on this card in France?? They love the guy like he’s Jerry Lewis
They would first have to admit that he’s even declined first, but here’s the thing. If *one* major news oulet calls for it, others will feel safe and fall in line. Power of numbers
“SHIT SHIT SHIT I’m so drunk and crashed my car" “I know, let’s conjure up a story that makes me look heroic and sympathetic, I have 9 to 11 different usable scenarios already"
“You keep cheating death, Donnie, so now I shall take someone close to you instead."
The new Cracker Barrel logo is CRAZY
Rudy wrecking his car to take everyone away from the “Trump’s dementia is accelerating” story, what a team player
They left out that he was on the way home from rescuing all the children from a burning orphanage and saving a cat stuck in a tree when this happened
Ending was super weird, they must have been short on time or something
It’s unfortunate that his own family will not do anything to help because he is their meal ticket. I know Trump is a detestable monster, but I also believe he has been surrounded by sharks (Miller, RFK, etc) who know what is wrong with him and are taking advantage of it
Patrick Bateman
If we had larger character limits on Twitter in 2016 he would never have been elected president, prove me wrong
My new theory is that his Notes app is full of pre-written posts that his handlers alter and update to fit the situation when need be, beacause this guy doesn’t have the mental ability to use the software anymore
At least 122 months for sure
🤣 I have family in Escondido so I have been one of the Zonies, I get it I just assume you can mostly tell them apart by the "Not Cal" stickers they have on the windows of their giant, jacked up pickups
This video gave me secondhand anxiety /is afraid to touch his phone for any reason while driving, thank the maker for Carplay
Given how many Californians have moved eastward to take advantage of the (at the time) lower home prices, there's probably a large amount of former residents just coming home That said it's really hot here now so I don't blame anyone for going somewhere cooler for a few days 🤣
So does Trump have a full Notes app that his handlers occasionally post from to make it look like he’s actually active right now
Frontotemporal dementia can cause it. It’s the one Bruce Willis has, and it surfaced by his losing the ability to speak. So it’s defintiely a thing that can happen if he really does have dementia. Not that anyone in his orbit would admit it
Also he wore a red hat yesterday not the white one in that proof of life photo so how old is this one It makes sense that he generally wears the same uniform every time he plays golf though, so they can claim he did but it could be a photo from months ago
Birds of a feather just seem to keep flocking together
Yes, I also would accept the “JD Vance is now shooting him up with meds to make him catatonic so he can’t talk so I can 25th him” theory
His dementia has progressed to the can’t talk phase
"Actually, it's Ephebophilia" - by The Editorial Board
I remember being very disappointed this was a CD-only track before I had a CD player, my cassette didn't have it 🤣 I *wore out* the Moonwalker tape because of this video
Unless there is footage of him actually playing golf metadated to today, I believe his golf courses have been retrofitted with weird medical rooms that are used to keep him alive and that's what he's really doing
You fuckers look at buying sheets for your beds through a political lens, spare us
But hey, all her friends in South Dakota who have been conditioned to believe all large cities currently operate like they're hosts of The Running Man are really proud of her!
Putin must have challenged him to a rousing round of The Quiet Game or something because this guy can't go 5 seconds without talking to someone
"The Miracles of Jesus" ---> "The Miracles of DJT"
She is dumb. She is also virtue signaling to rural weenies who are scared shitless of any city that has a population over 9000 (lol)
Nobody say nothing about the Little League World Series
Because... the point of Trump II: Stupidity Boogaloo is the outright elimination of the United States and its people. To reduce it to a black hole of nothingness, with only one thing remaining: Trump. I shall call it Peaksville, Ohio for those who can suss out the reference
Yes but Obama once wore a tan suit and therefore and such as dijon mustard arugula arugula
"I believe he's who the president picked" Translation: he's a goddamn fucking loon but I'm scared of a dying old man so I can't admit it publicly
To Trump loyalty is far more important than competence. Especially when you dream of being the only arbiter of innocence and guilt in the world
Didn’t Miller call him a “foremost expert on public health” like 24 hours ago
I mean there’s always been something wrong with the guy, but yeah he seriously looks like he has no idea where he is and what he’s doing in that photo
La reproduction interdite, by René Magritte, 1937, 📸 via @BleacherReport
His dementia is rough riding today so he’s not sure where he is
Are we sure this isn’t from the Key & Peele skit
What mind?
Intellectual Razor Ramon
“I poopied myself. Again"
Pancakes are the food of god! Waffles are Satan’s trickery!
I can
He needs to be more specific. Out of a cannon? Burned at the stake? Placed in a cremation device? Let’s get down to brass tacks here
Today is the first day I’ve missed not having access to my BILs sub to YouTube TV to use the 4 way viewing to overdose on foosball but that shit’s expensive
“Akshully it’s elviraphilia” (I am not gross so I don’t know the real name of it but Elvira, daaaaaamn)
An evergreen skeet if there ever was
Dean Cain’t
I would be shitposting on Bluesky even more than I already do and also I would make it my life's goal to find all the inevitable bots that will try to hoodwink y'all like the 30 million Mavis or whatever her name is accounts on here
Did you spend your life savings on lottery tickets ...again
Need some Mr. & Mrs. Smith style fan-fiction where Trump and Melania are constantly forcing their body doubles onto each other to avoid making contact
Flags would be 2x higher if it happened
Would Trump try to fool his own granddaughter with a body double? Yes, yes he probably would
None of this looks like it's in a language I understand but also what the hell Dan Majerle for your establishment hosting this
This must be the guy Bohemian Rhapsody is about
Bluesky just likes to have proper and festive dress rehearsals for when it really happens
OK - he’s not dead. But how come it feels like he’s dead?
Don't worry, I'm sure Jake Tapper is on top of it (lol)
The White House insists Donald Trump’s visible bruises are nothing, but medical experts say the explanation doesn’t hold up. Why are the country’s biggest newsrooms silent? www.status.news/p/trump-heal...
They need to calm down
“After the party, a drunken Tina arrives at the house and demands that the pair direct her to Bernie. However, she also fails to realize the situation and has sex with his corpse” wat
The body double is ready! Also will the press ask where he’s been? Naaah
A million erections go soft in unison
True, it should have a mixture of bronzer coloring for maximum accuracy
JD Vance on his horse riding through DC yelling “Trump has expired!” to everyone Then he gets distracted by the furniture store
They got ahold of Dr. Suchong’s research and created a clone of Trump and accelerated his aging and now they’re just waiting until he’s old enough to take over. His trigger phrase is “many people are saying” because he would never respond to “would you kindly”
Thousands of people standing outside the White House waiting patiently for white smoke to let us know we have a new president
They went so far right that they ended up far left anti-capitalists Also, what the fuck this comment is insane yet par for the course for RFK
Supposedly he had an admirable hog but that doesn’t mean I want to see it
It’s 5:30am here on the west coast but did I check my phone for the good news and then get stuck checking out the best in Schrödinger’s Trump shitposting instead of going back to bed? Of course!
Then Trump will bust out of the casket and yell “Fooled you, now you’re all in big trouble now!” Then Q-Anon will do a seance for JFK Jr. to come celebrate with them
RFK goofed in one of his experiments and put Trump in a coma but he’ll hopefully not get better soon
Oh man, I really liked his book, such a unique and often funny way to go through all the episodes.