The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
How is that different than before?
I can't even .... Nerd, husband, dad, and goofball fascinated by small, furry creatures. Your life is not my business. Do not oppress, be happy, and live to be a hundred. I don't DM with new connections. That never works out well.
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How is that different than before?
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe his robot clone will show up. After all, every accusation is a confession for these assclowns.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
I repeat: my wife's birthday is coming up, and I can't imagine a nicer present.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
I've never seen them in the same room.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, at least it was girls, this time.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social)
Off to the Labor Day riots in the big hell-hole of a city with the other deranged, left-wing lunatics. We're thinking of having a nice lunch afterwards, providing we don't burn down all the restaurants.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
The couch fucker will not be as effective as the pedo in riling up the base, though. And, since Trump is the healthiest human who ever lived, it's obviously murder by Vance if he dies.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
My wife's birthday is coming up. Just saying.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
Great name for either a band or a bar.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social)
@gravy-robber.bsky.social wins the internet for today.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, when you put it that way, it is a little difficult. But Dear Orange Leader says RFK has his trust and confidence. And Trump is right about everything. His hat says so.π΅βπ«
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
The slime ball could wander around Air Force One with no pants and his mushroom flapping in the breeze, and the oligarch-owned press would sane-wash it. OMG! NOW I CAN'T UNSEE THAT!
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
I respectfully disagree. In my experience, boomers tend to be less technical but have better critical thinking skills than the younger generations. But I only have anecdotal evidence for that, and I'm sure it varies from person to person. But here we go again: generational warfare.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not the boomers. Cut the generational warfare crap. The problem is still classic class warfare. The oligarchs have declared war on the rest of us and have successfully launched a psyops campaign using ignorance and all media to divide and conquer. Don't do their bidding for free.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
Lil' Mike is Trump's dirty little Johnson.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
It's funny how VP Harris never had meltdowns. I guess being competent, heck, excellent has a calming effect.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a shocker. Maybe she'll stop rubber-stamping the next round of assclowns Trump nominates.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
You seem like a pistol. π
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
What's the percentage? What countries? I bet the percentage is low, and most are right-wing nuts from the US.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
The difference here being the majority of the "settlers" were indigenous or near-indigenous people. Why don't you take your antisemitic propaganda and stick it in an organic cave?
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, they became terrorist groups. Originally, they were essentially neighborhood watches trying to prevent the murder of Jewish inhabitants by Arabs. After a while, they went from defense to offense. I don't endorse all of the actions, but sow the wind, reap the whirlwind.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
No, the Nakba, note the capital "N," was real. It was triggered when the surrounding Arab nations invaded Israel in 1948, again with the purpose of pushing the Jews and anyone else there into the sea. Once again, the Palestinians got screwed by their Arab "brothers."
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
The majority of Israelis are Jews from the land or neighboring Arab lands. Jews have lived on the land for 5,000+ years. Christ was Jewish. And the land wasn't "stolen," at least not the 1948 borders. It was land either owned by Jews for hundreds of years, or land legally sold to them.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
That isn't Zionism. That is the actions of a right-wing government, which clawed its way to power after 80+ years of the Palestinians walking away from peace talks and shouting about pushing the Jews into the sea. There are enormous protests in Israel to stop the war Hamas started. Conflate much?
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
Zionism is the idea that the indigenous people of a land deserve to live in freedom on that land. Which pretty much describes every country except the US and Canada. I guess the problem here is that in Israel, we're affording the Jews human rights.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
Who knew rock bottom had a basement?
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
They already make me gag.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
Please explain the argument that Hoyer is too old. He's still pretty effective. Show cause that his age is a problem. Here's a CRAZY scary not-so-stupid thought: pick off a Republican and help build a progressive majority in Congress.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social)
America, home of the brave, America land of the free,
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
I will vote for the rotting corpse of fucking Lyndon LaRouche if it would save this democracy.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
I will vote for the rotting corpse of fucking Lyndon LaRouche if it would save this democracy.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social)
I'm so starved for good news that I am overly excited for the two of them. Best wishes.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social)
Not every hero wears a cape. Not even a tummy cape.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, but did you know that President Biden is old?π€¦ββοΈ
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
It's his "Screw America First" ideology. Idiology?
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
Mostly Cs and Ds? I expected straight Fs.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
Please tell me this is satire. I cannot tell anymore.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
Too bad the people claiming this is a Christian nation wouldn't know Jesus if he bit them on their asses.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social)
Why would the Antichrist want to go to heaven?
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
Why would the Antichrist want to go to heaven? Obviously, this is just another scam.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
Stupid people can't admit they're wrong. Ever.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe ICE will abduct ... uhm ... arrest "Sweet Daddy" Vlad.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
If he answers random telephone numbers that he doesn't know, I'm going to have to keep calling him to ask him, "Sir! Sir! Is your refrigerator running?"
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social)
No wonder MAGAts are having a hissy.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe he was a time-traveling Muslim? π€ I don't see that working any other way.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
The party that's 'tough on crime" is headed by a 34-count convicted felon and protects child-rapists. Go figure.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
Did they call it "The Republican War On Blue State Republicans?"
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
Great! And just who's going to clean the ketchup off the walls?
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
I beg to differ. Trump is not the Antichrist. He is The Beast. I currently suspect Stephen Miller to be the Antichrist.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
Who are you going to believe, our Orange god-king or your lying eyes?
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
We're too busy hating on the Jews ... er, I mean ... the Zionists to care about the repressive Islamic regimes.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
That's not the best picture of me.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social)
And we are not our government, also. It seems like Israel is the canary in the authoritarian coal mine.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
The delays seem to be longer under Republican presidencies.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, he's a pedo. But it was a girl, so he isn't gay. And we all know how much Republicans love their pedos.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
I confess. I was part of the steal by legally voting Democratic.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, yes. "OUR tax money" is the differentiator about who we care about. How very moral ofbyou.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
Shame on you, you purveyor of stupidity.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
I sense some hostility. You are making accusations based on the ππ©'s actual behavior, so obviously you suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
And we all know how helpful business people are in solving political problems. Especially the arms manufacturers.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
Does this guy have a legal defense fund? I want to contribute.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social)
Epstein's best friend is coming after our Social Security.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
But look at how well Trump set up the end of our war in Afghanistan. Oh, wait! Nevermind!
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
We liberals are so darned intolerant of (semi-)human scum, sometimes. Excuse me while I wring my hands in shame.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a hard theory to disprove, given the quantity and quality of your observational data.π€
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck Trump? And make "Sweet Daddy Vlad" jealous? No, thanks!
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
How about we don't stick your head in a guillotine? Would that be an incentive?
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
And please explain how this is bad for the Democrats.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, darn you!
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social)
Maybe the National Guard can find and release the Epstein files? #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, but waddabout the three times Bill Clinton flew on Epstein's private jet for foundation business? Of course, Epstein didn't accompany him, there were no underage girls, and there were Secret Service agents. But that's exactly the same!
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you. But now the funding is probably being stolen for the bribe plane.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
Bosom Buddies, Forever.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not a big believer in the Book of Relevations, but Trump does a mighty fine impression of The Beast.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
You keep accusing us boomers for the housing, paycheck, and general suckiness of the economy for young people. IT'S NOT US. IT'S THE OLIGARCHS SUCKING THE ECONOMY DRY. Resentment is fine. Just aim better.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
Water.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
That's not true! He's a STUPID old fat man.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social)
I almost feel sorry for Trump's whelps. They never had a chance, between their pedo father and multiple stepmothers, ending with this one.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
MAGA: Perfect!
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
π΅βπ«I thought women were brood maresπ΅βπ«. "Host bodies" sounds creepy.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
π΅βπ«I thought women were brood maresπ΅βπ«. "Host bodies" sounds creepy.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
Shame on you, using a humanitarian tragedy to scam money from good people. Shame on you.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
Great! We're going to blow the moon out of orbit, which will almost be as damaging to the world as President Pedo.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait! The pedo who has lied every single time he has flapped his orangutan-anus lips lied about IVF? I'm shocked.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
The Democrats are "guilty" of a civil violation, not a criminal one. Ken "Three Indictments" Paxton is breaking the law, yet again.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
I can see their midterm slogan now: "Republicans: we break everything."
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
πLean into the friendship. It keeps the love strong when things get really tough.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
Fat Wolverine strikes again! Well, strikes out again.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social)
This is me with pizza. π
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
We are ignoring the well-documented fact that there have been Jews living in the land of Israel for 5000+ years. Despite the best efforts of the Romans, the Turks, the Arabs, and other conquerors. Jews are the indigenous people of the land.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, my 500-year-old generic went from $5/month to $17.92. One of us can't do math.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
Not even the supercomputers at CERN can count that high.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sure WaPo and the NY Times would consider him mainstream now.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll drink to that. I think I'm going to have to.
The Angry Squirrel (@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll drink to that.